The Spiderman Show 3
SuperGirl
A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in like 2 years, I been busy in college, and I don't feel like really updating the old ones. Number 9, well Spiderman Never read that one off. There is no number nine for a good reason... Which is Umm Spiderman umm... is really from Florida and if you remember the 2000 election, you'd know why.... Not really, but I am the writer here and he's from Florida now and can't count correctly. That entire radioactivity goes to his head!
On With the Show.
Narrator: Live from New York, New York; It's the Spiderman Show, starring Spiderman. To night's guest include Gandolf that Crazy Wizard from the Middle. And the Mystery guest.
Spiderman: (taps his cue cards on the desk) You know folks I all ways enjoy the opening monologue. If I had done one before.
Spiderman: (Audience chuckles a bit) I really am smiling underneath this mask, really. (More chuckles from the audience.)
Spiderman: All right, we got a great show, now the studio is in repair and were no longer in re-runs. I tell you guys we were re-running the same episodes, It felt like when comedy central re-ran Clerk over and over again for months with the same 4 episodes. (Audience chuckles again.)
Spiderman: Okay on with the show after this commercial break. (annoying music starts)
(Spiderman looks through his note cards taps them a few times. Stage manager walks in the room quickly to his desk).
Stage Manager: Spider Man! (They scream)
Spiderman: What is it Stage person with out a description.
Stage Manager: It's Mary Jane!
Spiderman: (spits out his coffee) What?!?
Stage Manager: She know your secret!
Narrator : Were Back In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Spiderman: Uh Hi again folks I... (intrupted by Mary Jane) MJ: Spiderman YOU #$%&() #$%&(#$%& #$%! I can't believe you!
Spiderman: Folks if it isn't my lovely Dane I once saved from umm... (gets scared at her reaction.)
MJ: I want a DIVORCE!
Spiderman: But whata??? Why?
MJ: So I am some Dane huh! Do I look helpless?
Spiderman: (looked over at MJ, she appeared wasted and her clothing a mess and she had an odd smell to her.)
Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, here is Gandolf that Wizard guy!
Gandolf: (walks on stage as MJ continues to argue with Spiderman). HI EVERYONE! (He waves to the audience and sit next to Spiderman while dodging cups that MJ through at Spiderman. )
MJ: I will kill you Spider (spits on the stage floor) MAN!
Spiderman: Security!!! Help!
(Security walks in with four men and drag MJ off stages as she kicks and screams at Spiderman.)
Gandolf: Hi. (Audience chuckles)
Spiderman: Hi Gandolf, how's the middle part going?
Gandolf: All right, I am now doing commercials for soup labels.
Spiderman: Sorry about that earlier, she has a temper when she drinks. (Breaks out into tears.)
Gandolf: It's okay Spiderman. (Hands him a Kleenex he uses though the mask is still on).
Spiderman: Let's go to break, I need a moment...
To be continued...
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A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in like 2 years, I been busy in college, and I don't feel like really updating the old ones. Number 9, well Spiderman Never read that one off. There is no number nine for a good reason... Which is Umm Spiderman umm... is really from Florida and if you remember the 2000 election, you'd know why.... Not really, but I am the writer here and he's from Florida now and can't count correctly. That entire radioactivity goes to his head!
On With the Show.
Narrator: Live from New York, New York; It's the Spiderman Show, starring Spiderman. To night's guest include Gandolf that Crazy Wizard from the Middle. And the Mystery guest.
Spiderman: (taps his cue cards on the desk) You know folks I all ways enjoy the opening monologue. If I had done one before.
Spiderman: (Audience chuckles a bit) I really am smiling underneath this mask, really. (More chuckles from the audience.)
Spiderman: All right, we got a great show, now the studio is in repair and were no longer in re-runs. I tell you guys we were re-running the same episodes, It felt like when comedy central re-ran Clerk over and over again for months with the same 4 episodes. (Audience chuckles again.)
Spiderman: Okay on with the show after this commercial break. (annoying music starts)
(Spiderman looks through his note cards taps them a few times. Stage manager walks in the room quickly to his desk).
Stage Manager: Spider Man! (They scream)
Spiderman: What is it Stage person with out a description.
Stage Manager: It's Mary Jane!
Spiderman: (spits out his coffee) What?!?
Stage Manager: She know your secret!
Narrator : Were Back In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Spiderman: Uh Hi again folks I... (intrupted by Mary Jane) MJ: Spiderman YOU #$%&() #$%&(#$%& #$%! I can't believe you!
Spiderman: Folks if it isn't my lovely Dane I once saved from umm... (gets scared at her reaction.)
MJ: I want a DIVORCE!
Spiderman: But whata??? Why?
MJ: So I am some Dane huh! Do I look helpless?
Spiderman: (looked over at MJ, she appeared wasted and her clothing a mess and she had an odd smell to her.)
Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, here is Gandolf that Wizard guy!
Gandolf: (walks on stage as MJ continues to argue with Spiderman). HI EVERYONE! (He waves to the audience and sit next to Spiderman while dodging cups that MJ through at Spiderman. )
MJ: I will kill you Spider (spits on the stage floor) MAN!
Spiderman: Security!!! Help!
(Security walks in with four men and drag MJ off stages as she kicks and screams at Spiderman.)
Gandolf: Hi. (Audience chuckles)
Spiderman: Hi Gandolf, how's the middle part going?
Gandolf: All right, I am now doing commercials for soup labels.
Spiderman: Sorry about that earlier, she has a temper when she drinks. (Breaks out into tears.)
Gandolf: It's okay Spiderman. (Hands him a Kleenex he uses though the mask is still on).
Spiderman: Let's go to break, I need a moment...
To be continued...
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