To be a BISHIE for a day
By Chi-Cloud

Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy VII. Though I wish it did happen I never did turn into a man sulks away mumbling 'damnit damnit damnit...' ANYWAYS don't sue me!

Warning!!! Contains yaoi, gender bending, and mature scenes. Not intended for those under 16, but who gives a damn what I say? sulks away mumbling 'crap crap crappity crap crap...' Read at your own risk!

Part 4

"Hey Chi-Cloud!" Hiyoukai waved merrily at Chi as she sat at her seat in Mr. Morris's science class. "Oh, Hi Hiyoukai." She turned back to her textbook. Hiyoukai got close to Chi's ear. "So, how's it goin'?" Cloud blushed, feeling Hiyoukai's hot breath next to her ear. "My bra's to tight..."Chi said. Hiyoukai bursted out laughing. "AH HAH HAH! That's funny!" Chi blushed again. "How can you guys wear these things? Mine really itches..." She laughed again. "You get used to it."

A boy with shaggy blonde hair wearing a long black coat entered the room. He looks like the guy off Chi's ' The Matrix' poster...Cloud wondered. "Hi David!" Hiyoukai hugged the boy and gave him a kiss. A boy wearing an orange hoody with a dragon on it along with a pair of super baggy pants with six large pockets entered. He also had blonde hair and looked as if he was trying to grow sideburns and a gotee. "Hiya Goki!" She hugged him too. Chi felt an arm wrap around her shoulder. "Hey Chi-Cloud! How's it shakin'?" An african-american boy a bit shorter than her was hugging her! Chi blushed madly. "Kuwabara, get off her right now!!!" Hiyoukai hit him upside the head with her binder. "Chi's not feeling good today so leave her alone!" Kuwabara rubbed his head, "Ow! Why is it always the black guy?!" David smirked, "It's not because you're black, it's because you're a perverted bastard who's always hitting on Chi and asking whether or not what she brought in is porn, ya pedophile." Kuwabara sweatdropped. "Oh, that hurts. That really hurts"

After Mr. Morris made his daily talk about the importance of protons, neutrons, and electrons he popped in the movie for the day and went to play on website, as always. Some students watched at his desk to see him put a frog through a blender and a gerbil through a microwave. Everyone once in a while he'd point something out and say "That's science!" Chi sweatdropped when he did.

When the bell rang, Chi looked at her schedule to see where her next class was. Art... She wondered to the bottom floor art department. Chi was greeted by the girl that had reddish brown hair from the party. "Hello Kitsune!" She poked Chi teasingly. "How is Cloud today?" Chi shrugged, "As good as a guy's mind can do in a women's body." Kitsune giggled, "Just think of Nuriko from Fushigi Yugi!" Cloud remembered reading through Chi's manga comics the day before. Fushigi Yugi, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu Yu Hakusho... She had alot. Cloud guessed she wasn't allowed to have any shonen-ai comics because of Chi's homophobic parents. Art was pretty boring, except for when Hiaisu started talking up a storm. Kitsune said that was normal. Once again the bell rang and Chi and Kitsune filed out of the classroom.

The day went by uneventfully. She had lunch with Star, talked with Goki during english, and tried to stay awake during algebra. In seventh hour, it was gym class. All that Cloud could think about was girls. Lots of girls. Lots of naked girls. Chi culd already feel her ears turning red. Spike was in her gym class so she wasn't alone. "Is everything okay Cloud?" The punked ot Hello-Kitty-on-acid girl looked at her, concerned. "You're really shaking..." Chi snapped out of it. "N-nothing! Err... what's my number?" Spike walked over and undid Chi's gym locker.

Chi nervously got changed in a little corner, turned away from everyone else. They went upstairs and stretched in their squads. Cloud noticed that Goki was there too. The teacher, Mr. Billington, began to talk. "Okay! Today we play volleyball! Pick teams of six please!" Spike quickly grabbed Chi by the wrist and pulled her over to her group. Chi looked at the three mystery people's jersies to identify them. David 'Lanka', Ashley, and Chris. Cloud made a mental note.

They played volleyball for about fifteen minutes until they breaked for a drink. Spike noticed Chi staggering a little. "Hey Chi! You okay?" Chi nodded. "Y-yeah. J-just a little dizzy..." Just then Chi fell to her knees, clutching her chest. "Chi?!" Chi coughed loudly, and blood dripped from her mouth. "Oh my god! Chi! Somebody help! Chi's hurt!" Chi couldn't focus, everyone sounded so far away. "Chi-Cloud... she's hurt..." Chi fell forward and blacked out.The last people to run through his mind was Ryo, Zax, and Sephiroth. Chi... what happened?

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