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Has nothing to do with the quest wrote it against my will
(Take place while they were rowing down the river no plot)
All of the Fellowship, before Frodo ditched them, was rowing down the river.
All of a sudden, out of nowhere, out of thin air, it just appeared from nowhere, a giant whirlpool……. Came and tipped over the boats!! (gasp and dramatic music). Everyone came up panting. It just so happen that Aragorn was right next to Legolas.
Also out of nowhere, a big thinking bubble was over Aragorn's head. He was pretending to drown and Legolas was coming to his rescue. He was in his arms and he asked if he was ok. Oblivious that the Fellows were watching.
(Jealous? Much)
Time to put the plan into action….
Aragorn backed away some, and started splashing wildly in the water.
(Here Aragorn sounded as though he was some sort of crossover between a robot and a really bad actor (which he was)
"Oh help, help I cannot swim, somebody cough Legolas cough save me!"
Now the real acting begins!
"I'll save you!" yelled Gimli, sounding a bit too cheery.
"No! No! I can swim, I can swim!"
Gimli continued to swim toward Aragorn.
"Someone better keep that beep Dwarf away from me! Legolas save me!"
Legolas the other hand, was currently looking at his reflection in the water, just to make sure he was still pretty. He started paying attention when he heard his name. "Huh, what?"
He saw Aragorn was calling for his help. "Don't worry, I shall save you!"
"Finally" Aragorn muttered, and got ready to jump into his arms. Then somebody (or something), pulled our favorite Elf underwater, and was saved by Gimli instead. Not seeing him, Aragorn kissed him thinking it was Legolas.
Feeling cold, chapped lips he pulled back. Gimli smiled brightly, and attempted to kiss him back. "Not even in your dreams!" Aragorn squealed.
Aragorn realized for the first time that Leggy was missing, "Legolas!"
No answer.
"Legolas Greenleaf, get your cute butt over here this instant!" Aragorn sounded more like a mother than a concerned admirer.
Still no answer.
"Hello" Aragorn called to the others, "Legolas is missing!"
"He's fine he knows precisely where he is" said Gimli (who was looking quite nervous suddenly)
"Knows where he is?! Legolas wouldn't know where he was if he had a compass in one hand and a map in the other!"
"Oh, well that changes everything"
"Aragorn, did you.. Uh see exactly who took Legolas?" asked Gimli warily.
"Not much, but it had dark eyes, really ugly, chapped lips and a poor fashion sense"
"Sure it wasn't your reflection?" asked Borimir innocently. (Whoa where'd he come from)?
I never did like him.
"Only music can calm the savage beast!" said Gimli suddenly. Once again out of nowhere, a microphone appeared in Gimli's hand.
"Oh crap" Aragorn muttered under his breath.
Aragorn quickly put his hands over his ears just as Gimli sang, "Yo, Maxaroni, here's the deal, it's the new mac and cheese that keeps it real!"
"Stop the madness!" a familiar voice said.
Aragorn looked up and Legolas appeared out of nowhere. "Legolas! Where the heck have you been?!"
"Anyone seen the Hobbits?"
I have that song stuck in my head and just had to type it
Hobbits can't swim
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