~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Oh dear god I am actually updating XD lol
What? You all thought I was never going to keep this going? HA! You thought wrong. =P Sorry, dudes, but… I've gotta keep going… it's a sue-mocking story, the possibilities are endless - as you will all see in later chapters ^_^
O_o Yeah… _ my immature side of my fangirlness seems to have been completely depleted by this cherry coke. That's why Bakura isn't my moose (muse) anymore. I am my own disclaimer. Oh, but just so you all know, I'm not changing my penname (Other Bakura fangirls can all now stomp their feet and scream at me again)… naw, I've built a reputation with it. Whether it's good or not is a different story, but… yeah.
Anyways, enjoy more 'sue-mocking-ness!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"Hey, guys!" cried Anzu, "the sue has been mysteriously kidnapped!"
"Then let's all go home and order pizza!" Jonouchi announced happily. Everyone else agreed and they all turned to leave.
"Wait!!"
Then everyone stopped and looked to find Yami in a complete state of hysteria.
"We can't just leave her! She is not my sister but the sue-force that binds me to her is telling me that she really is related to me, and that I must save her in order to protect my family's bloodline… whether that makes sense or not, which it doesn't," Yami replied, curling up in a ball and rolling on the ground like an anxious child. The gang all looked at each other and nodded.
"Yeah, guys. If we don't do something about this sue, then she'll totally destroy the crying ancient pharaoh in front of us," said camomile Tea the "botch" (OOPS!!!!!`1111 HAHAHAH I MEAN BITCH!11~!! **Okay, I'll stop doing that now…**)
"But how do we find her?" asked Otogi. But before any of them could answer, the unwanted sue had suddenly appeared in a flash of blinding light… and everyone gapped in horror.
"What the hell are you doing here?!" Jonouchi yelled at her, though he stared mindlessly into her eyes, which seemed to have changed to a deep green.
"C im majikel and can fite relly well im lik a marshal arts speshalist and the best fiter," she answered sue-illy. And everyone continued to stare at her except for Anzu, who just raised her eyebrow at all the horrible spelling and grammatical errors. Seto had then suddenly cut in.
"If you need a place to stay, you can come with me," he said to Emezeraeld, "you'd be safer with me anyways."
And of course, Emezeraeld accepted, and everyone thought that Seto had gone mad, which he must have if he was inviting a sue over into his household…. And then she'd be near Mokuba as well!! (just a note… I'm very sorry… why? 'Cause Seto is going to commit SUE-icide pretty soon)
"Seto!!" Honda called after Seto and the sue as they walked away hurriedly, "remember!! Think before you do!!"
Yes, Honda received weird looks from not only the other characters but obviously the readers themselves. Well, he only received a weird look from Anzu, since she was the only one who wasn't goggling stupidly at the sue.
After the sue was finally out of sight though, everyone snapped back to reality.
"Okay, so… what's going on?" asked Yugi. Anzu gave them all a grave look.
"Guys," she answered, "we have to kill that sue!"
"But… but how?" Jonouchi asked.
"Well," answered Yami, now twiddling his fingers, "we could-"
"No fire," Anzu cut in sternly. Yami stomped his foot and muttered a "damn."
"What if we toss her into a river?" suggested Honda. Anzu shook her head in disagreement.
"No no. She'll either know how to swim really well and better than everyone else or she'll overpower you guys so much that you'll end up diving in after her," Anzu answered. It was then that Weevil Underwood had walked by, because the author has recently developed a Weevil fettish, though not the fangirl type, but a fettish nonetheless.
"Okay, so… What's going on?" asked a very disoriented Weevil. Jonouchi got a stupid grin on his face as he walked up and put his arm around Weevil.
"Hey, Weevil. How would you like a girlfriend?" he asked. Weevil raised his eyebrow.
"Well… if a girl actually liked me, then sure, why not?" he answered.
Then everyone got stupid grins on their faces, and then their plotting began!!
* * *
He did not know how it happened, or what was done… and the author had become TOO disturbed to even write it… at all…
All Seto knew was that he woke up, and she was there beside him. The sue… in his bed… beside him… and their clothes were missing…
Completely disturbed, he quickly got dressed and snuck out of the room before she happened to wake up. He kept going until he was standing outside of the front doors, where, completely horror-stricken, screamed.
"I SLEPT WITH THE SUE!!!"
* * *
Far off on the other side of the city, where Yugi and everyone else was evilly plotting still, they could hear the familiar voice screaming.
"Hey… doesn't that sound like Kaiba?" Yugi asked.
"Wow… if that's him screaming like that, then you know something's wrong!" Honda added.
"Come on, let's go see if he is okay. You too, Weevil," Yugi replied, and they all went to find the horrified Seto Kaiba.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
And that's the end of the second chapter… O_O And yes, I am sorry for Seto commiting SUE-icide XD Seriously, I am.
O_o Now… to deal with my useless sue's name…
Who thinks I should change her name to Ketsunoana Kiretsu? It's Japanese… look it up ^^;; I dare someone to.
And I'll try to update as soon as possible ;)
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~