And NOW for something completely different....

At the end of that second chapter, I promised a Megaman Zello 3. Didn't I? Yes, I think I did. Unfortunately, since Megaman Zero 3 hasn't necessarily been announced yet, there is no possible way I could make fun of its storyline (because, obviously, it has none).

I CAN, however, show you what you can expect in Megaman ZELLO 3!

EVERYBODY WHO'S READING THIS: YAY!!!

So without further ado.... the MEGAMAN ZELLO 3 PREVIEW!

SEE more of Capcom's lousy translation work!

CAPCOM TRANSLATOR: Okay....this symbol looks like an X....X it is, then!!

SEE Zero returning to Resistance Base!

CIEL: Alright Zero, what's your excuse this time?

CUTE SCHOOLGIRLS: We followed him home!!

SEE Zero and Leviathan's developing relationship!

LEVIATHAN: Oh Zero! I love you!!

ZERO: I love me too. But there's something I must tell you....

LEVIATHAN: What?

ZERO: I've been cheating on you! With X!!

LEVIATHAN: What?! How could you, Zero?!

ZERO: It's true!! We even had a baby together!

LEVIATHAN: Why that's....wait....what?

AXL: Hi! I'm Axl!!

SEE The Cyber-Elf Elpizo!

ELPIZO: Wow! I never knew life as a Cyber-Elf could be so cool!

ZERO: Grab!!

NIFTY MESSAGE: You got Cyber-Elf Elpizo!

ZERO: Cool! I wonder what it does....

ELPIZO: Nooooo!!!!! (dies)

AND FINALLY, find out who exactly Omega is!!

ZERO: So you're the Omega I've been hearing so much about in Megaman Zero 2.

OMEGA: That I am. Did you beat the game in Hard Mode? And see all the pretty pictures? Oooooh?

ZERO: *sigh* Yes, I saw all the pretty pictures. Now prepare to be too big to be a slug.

JELLY MONSTER: *SPLAT!*

And that's it. Expect it when it's out. And it'll be out after I play and beat Megaman Zero 3, which isn't out yet. So in the meantime, do something else!