Disclaimer: Harry Potter is from the creative genius that is J.K. Rowling.
I am not her. This is merely a fan fiction to tide us over until Book 6.
A/N: This may push the PG-13 a little bit, but I'm not sure. Only one more chapter until Ron and Hermione have their baby!!!
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A few days later Ginny opened her front door to find an unusual welcome mat and a note from Fred and George addressed to Harry. Her mind rolled back to what Harry said after coming home from celebrating with her brothers. Irritated, she yelled for her husband.
"What is this?" Ginny snapped at Harry, as she gestured at the mat and letter.
Harry looked out to see the mat and smiled, picking up the letter he read it carefully.
"Harry mate, Here's the prototype to the randy wizard rejecter mat you and Ron gave us the idea for. Any wizard who has randy thoughts about any woman in the house can't get pas the mat to get into the house. It also displays the message "I helped defeat Voldemort, remember I know what to do with the body' in your voice (and Ron's). We put a permanent sticking charm on it so neither Ginny or Hermione could get rid of it. Enjoy and let us know what you think. Mssrs. Fred and George"
Harry smiled broadly, "This is to keep randy wizards away from our daughter."
Ginny raised an eyebrow disbelievingly. "What did you and my brothers do?"
"Just read the letter Gin," he said, smiling. Ginny read the letter and scowled. Sighing, she handed the letter back to him.
"Harry this thing is not going to work," Ginny stated sternly, crossing her arms. "It's ridiculous."
"No it's not. Watch," Harry crossed the doorway and stood on the other side of mat. "Now I'm thinking 'improper' thoughts about you and watch what happens."
Harry went to cross into the house and found his couldn't. There was an invisible barrier set up and then a voice warning him like Fred and George said.
"See Gin?" he said smiling.
Ginny shook her head. "Let me demonstrate what I mean by it won't work. You just keep thinking those 'improper' thoughts."
"No problem."
Ginny smiled slyly and stepped out of the house so she was on the mat only. She then put her arms around Harry's neck and pulled him down as far as he could before the barrier stopped him. She then pressed her lips to his, kissing him passionately.
She then broke the kiss, began kissing his jaw, and down his throat, talking to him as she did.
"If our daughter wants to kiss any randy wizard you can't stop her," she said. "This proves it."
Ginny pressed her body closer against Harry's and nipped and his lower lip.
"Ginny," Harry whined as he fought to reach out and touch her.
"Tsk, tsk remember no improper thoughts Mr. Potter," Ginny said huskily as she kissed his neck. "You might never get in this house again."
"Ginny," Harry nearly moaned. "If you could just give me a minute . .. uh .. .I can't not think improper thoughts about you while you're doing that."
Ginny stopped and smiled wickedly at him. Staying on the mat, where Harry couldn't touch her she pouted a bit.
"Well I guess I'll just go inside and get more comfortable then," she said running a finger down Harry's chest before turning around. Harry watched her disappear into the bedroom while trying desperately not to have "improper" thoughts about his wife and vowing to get rid of that mat by any means if it stopped him from being with his wife.
A minute later Ginny returned, only wearing one of Harry's shirts. Harry sighed. Ginny knew he thought she looked irritable wearing one of his shirts. He watched hopelessly as she smirked and went into the kitchen. A minute later, she returned with a chair in one hand and a tray of chocolate covered caramels in the other.
Smirking broadly, Ginny sat the chair in front of the door and sat down. She sat down, picked up one of the chocolates on the plate, and ran it across her lips.
"What are you doing?" Harry asked as the words caught in his throat. Merlin, she wasn't going to make this easy was she?
"I'm just eating chocolates, love," Ginny said popping one into her mouth. "Well actually chocolate covered caramels. They're your favorite aren't they? You know I remember the first time we (cough) ate chocolates together. Do you remember what happened? I stole the last one and you chased me through the flat and we ended up —"
"In the bedroom," Harry finished, as memories of that night flashed through his head.
"Would you like a caramel Harry?" Ginny asked in an innocent tone before getting up and crossing over to him. Making sure she stayed on the mat Ginny raised her lips to Harry's and kissed him deeply. It was a kiss like the first one they shared all those years ago and Harry couldn't help but remember that night more vividly. Then Ginny broke the kiss, smiled and sauntered back to the chair.
Harry watched her retreating form, his eyes glued to the swing of her hips. Suddenly it all became way too much for him.
"Bloody hell!" Harry exclaimed loudly in a frustrated tone. Determined he tried to rush into the house to be held back by the mat. That was the last straw. Harry let loose his magically energy and suddenly the front porch was blown apart with the mat flying up in the air. Harry leaped across, into the house as the rest of the porch fell in.
"Harry!" Ginny exclaimed amazed and a little frightened by the display.
Harry didn't say anything. Within a second of entering the house, he locked his lips with hers kissing her passionately. Not breaking the kiss he scooped her up in his arms and carried her into their bedroom.
He threw her down on the bed and started unbuttoning his shirt before leaning down and kissing his wife again. Ginny smiled as Harry kissed her, noticing his frustration and happy that she could still do that to him. Unfortunately, about that time there was a ringing at the doorbell.
"Someone's here," Ginny said tearing her lips away from Harry's.
"They can go away. We're not home," he said kissing her neck.
"Everyone for 20 miles know we're home thanks to that little display on the porch," she said, trying to catch her breath, and pushing Harry off of her.
"Then they can wait," he said trying to kiss her again.
"What if it's Ron or Hermione?" she asked getting up and pulling on a pair of trousers from the floor. "What if something's wrong?"
"Ginny," he whined before seeing the worry in his wife's eyes. "Fine," Harry sighed disappointedly. "But it better be something damn well important to stop this. I swear if it's a salesman — "
"We'll slam the door and come right back," Ginny said giving him a quick peck on the cheek before dashing off to the door.
Opening the door, she was surprised to see Tonks and Remus, wands drawn looking around the scattered remains of the porch and front walk. "Hello Tonks and Remus."
"Everything all right Ginny?" asked Tonks cautiously, eyeing the damage.
"Just peachy," grunted Harry from behind Ginny.
Ginny playfully swatted him on the arm. "It's fine. Why don't you two come in?"
"What happened to the front walk?" asked Remus confused.
"Sexual tension," growled Harry, still very upset with the visitors. "Can't you come back tomorrow?'
"Harry!" scolded Ginny playfully. "Remus and Tonks are our friends. You can't just dismiss him and Tonks like that. Come on inside both of you."
Harry ran his hand through his hair, and muttered to himself like mad as the two Order members entered the house.
"Don't worry we won't stay long Harry," Tonks said giving him a wink before she and Remus sat down at the kitchen table with Ginny and a very agitated Harry.
"I bloody hope so," he snapped.
"Oh, he's even more grumpy than you are after a full moon Remus," teased Tonks.
"Be quiet, silly young Nymph," said Remus quietly.
"Oh, you know it's true you old wolf," said Tonks lightheartedly, before turning to Ginny. "What did you do to Harry anyway?"
"It was his own stupid fault," she said airily. "Somehow between him, Ron, Fred and George they came up with the idea of a mat that wouldn't let any male in the house who had 'improper' thoughts about any female inside. It also displayed the message, 'I helped defeat Voldemort, I know what to do with the body.' Isn't that just ridiculous?"
"I still don't understand what happened to the walk," Remus said settling down.
"Well the mat had a permanent sticking charm on it and I wanted to prove to Harry that even if it didn't let a boy in the house, IF we had a daughter and she wanted to do things with that boy she could. So I just had to demonstrate."
"You blew up the walk to get into the house didn't you?" Tonks teased.
"Yes," snapped Harry. "Now would you please let us know what you wanted and leave."
"Harry," Ginny said sternly but calmly. "Maybe you should just go take a cold shower."
"I don't want to take a shower," he said in a tone that was between pouting and frustration.
"Keep acting the way you are and that's your best bet for tonight," Ginny said sternly.
Harry looked at his wife disbelivingly before huffing, getting up and going into the loo. A few seconds later the water could be heard kicking on.
"Sorry about that," Ginny said turning to her two friends, both slightly amused. "What did you want to discuss?"
"We just wanted to know if it would be all right to throw you a baby shower and when you would like it actually," Remus said. "We didn't mean to cause any problems."
"Oh, a shower would be wonderful!" Ginny exclaimed as she got up and hugged Tonks and Remus. "I haven't even thought about that. It would have to be after I was seven months along that way Harry would have time off too. Oh and don't worry about Harry. He did this to himself as far as I'm concerned. I think I'll just let him stew for a few more minutes."
"I wouldn't let him stew too long," Remus said getting up. "I think he might try to drown himself."
"We'll see ourselves out," Tonks said giving Ginny a quick hug. "You better take care of Harry before his 'tension' blows up the house."
Ginny blushed a bit and nodded. She watched as Remus and Tonks left the house and walked away. Smiling slyly, she looked at the door to the bath and decided her husband had stewed enough.
A/N: This may push the PG-13 a little bit, but I'm not sure. Only one more chapter until Ron and Hermione have their baby!!!
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A few days later Ginny opened her front door to find an unusual welcome mat and a note from Fred and George addressed to Harry. Her mind rolled back to what Harry said after coming home from celebrating with her brothers. Irritated, she yelled for her husband.
"What is this?" Ginny snapped at Harry, as she gestured at the mat and letter.
Harry looked out to see the mat and smiled, picking up the letter he read it carefully.
"Harry mate, Here's the prototype to the randy wizard rejecter mat you and Ron gave us the idea for. Any wizard who has randy thoughts about any woman in the house can't get pas the mat to get into the house. It also displays the message "I helped defeat Voldemort, remember I know what to do with the body' in your voice (and Ron's). We put a permanent sticking charm on it so neither Ginny or Hermione could get rid of it. Enjoy and let us know what you think. Mssrs. Fred and George"
Harry smiled broadly, "This is to keep randy wizards away from our daughter."
Ginny raised an eyebrow disbelievingly. "What did you and my brothers do?"
"Just read the letter Gin," he said, smiling. Ginny read the letter and scowled. Sighing, she handed the letter back to him.
"Harry this thing is not going to work," Ginny stated sternly, crossing her arms. "It's ridiculous."
"No it's not. Watch," Harry crossed the doorway and stood on the other side of mat. "Now I'm thinking 'improper' thoughts about you and watch what happens."
Harry went to cross into the house and found his couldn't. There was an invisible barrier set up and then a voice warning him like Fred and George said.
"See Gin?" he said smiling.
Ginny shook her head. "Let me demonstrate what I mean by it won't work. You just keep thinking those 'improper' thoughts."
"No problem."
Ginny smiled slyly and stepped out of the house so she was on the mat only. She then put her arms around Harry's neck and pulled him down as far as he could before the barrier stopped him. She then pressed her lips to his, kissing him passionately.
She then broke the kiss, began kissing his jaw, and down his throat, talking to him as she did.
"If our daughter wants to kiss any randy wizard you can't stop her," she said. "This proves it."
Ginny pressed her body closer against Harry's and nipped and his lower lip.
"Ginny," Harry whined as he fought to reach out and touch her.
"Tsk, tsk remember no improper thoughts Mr. Potter," Ginny said huskily as she kissed his neck. "You might never get in this house again."
"Ginny," Harry nearly moaned. "If you could just give me a minute . .. uh .. .I can't not think improper thoughts about you while you're doing that."
Ginny stopped and smiled wickedly at him. Staying on the mat, where Harry couldn't touch her she pouted a bit.
"Well I guess I'll just go inside and get more comfortable then," she said running a finger down Harry's chest before turning around. Harry watched her disappear into the bedroom while trying desperately not to have "improper" thoughts about his wife and vowing to get rid of that mat by any means if it stopped him from being with his wife.
A minute later Ginny returned, only wearing one of Harry's shirts. Harry sighed. Ginny knew he thought she looked irritable wearing one of his shirts. He watched hopelessly as she smirked and went into the kitchen. A minute later, she returned with a chair in one hand and a tray of chocolate covered caramels in the other.
Smirking broadly, Ginny sat the chair in front of the door and sat down. She sat down, picked up one of the chocolates on the plate, and ran it across her lips.
"What are you doing?" Harry asked as the words caught in his throat. Merlin, she wasn't going to make this easy was she?
"I'm just eating chocolates, love," Ginny said popping one into her mouth. "Well actually chocolate covered caramels. They're your favorite aren't they? You know I remember the first time we (cough) ate chocolates together. Do you remember what happened? I stole the last one and you chased me through the flat and we ended up —"
"In the bedroom," Harry finished, as memories of that night flashed through his head.
"Would you like a caramel Harry?" Ginny asked in an innocent tone before getting up and crossing over to him. Making sure she stayed on the mat Ginny raised her lips to Harry's and kissed him deeply. It was a kiss like the first one they shared all those years ago and Harry couldn't help but remember that night more vividly. Then Ginny broke the kiss, smiled and sauntered back to the chair.
Harry watched her retreating form, his eyes glued to the swing of her hips. Suddenly it all became way too much for him.
"Bloody hell!" Harry exclaimed loudly in a frustrated tone. Determined he tried to rush into the house to be held back by the mat. That was the last straw. Harry let loose his magically energy and suddenly the front porch was blown apart with the mat flying up in the air. Harry leaped across, into the house as the rest of the porch fell in.
"Harry!" Ginny exclaimed amazed and a little frightened by the display.
Harry didn't say anything. Within a second of entering the house, he locked his lips with hers kissing her passionately. Not breaking the kiss he scooped her up in his arms and carried her into their bedroom.
He threw her down on the bed and started unbuttoning his shirt before leaning down and kissing his wife again. Ginny smiled as Harry kissed her, noticing his frustration and happy that she could still do that to him. Unfortunately, about that time there was a ringing at the doorbell.
"Someone's here," Ginny said tearing her lips away from Harry's.
"They can go away. We're not home," he said kissing her neck.
"Everyone for 20 miles know we're home thanks to that little display on the porch," she said, trying to catch her breath, and pushing Harry off of her.
"Then they can wait," he said trying to kiss her again.
"What if it's Ron or Hermione?" she asked getting up and pulling on a pair of trousers from the floor. "What if something's wrong?"
"Ginny," he whined before seeing the worry in his wife's eyes. "Fine," Harry sighed disappointedly. "But it better be something damn well important to stop this. I swear if it's a salesman — "
"We'll slam the door and come right back," Ginny said giving him a quick peck on the cheek before dashing off to the door.
Opening the door, she was surprised to see Tonks and Remus, wands drawn looking around the scattered remains of the porch and front walk. "Hello Tonks and Remus."
"Everything all right Ginny?" asked Tonks cautiously, eyeing the damage.
"Just peachy," grunted Harry from behind Ginny.
Ginny playfully swatted him on the arm. "It's fine. Why don't you two come in?"
"What happened to the front walk?" asked Remus confused.
"Sexual tension," growled Harry, still very upset with the visitors. "Can't you come back tomorrow?'
"Harry!" scolded Ginny playfully. "Remus and Tonks are our friends. You can't just dismiss him and Tonks like that. Come on inside both of you."
Harry ran his hand through his hair, and muttered to himself like mad as the two Order members entered the house.
"Don't worry we won't stay long Harry," Tonks said giving him a wink before she and Remus sat down at the kitchen table with Ginny and a very agitated Harry.
"I bloody hope so," he snapped.
"Oh, he's even more grumpy than you are after a full moon Remus," teased Tonks.
"Be quiet, silly young Nymph," said Remus quietly.
"Oh, you know it's true you old wolf," said Tonks lightheartedly, before turning to Ginny. "What did you do to Harry anyway?"
"It was his own stupid fault," she said airily. "Somehow between him, Ron, Fred and George they came up with the idea of a mat that wouldn't let any male in the house who had 'improper' thoughts about any female inside. It also displayed the message, 'I helped defeat Voldemort, I know what to do with the body.' Isn't that just ridiculous?"
"I still don't understand what happened to the walk," Remus said settling down.
"Well the mat had a permanent sticking charm on it and I wanted to prove to Harry that even if it didn't let a boy in the house, IF we had a daughter and she wanted to do things with that boy she could. So I just had to demonstrate."
"You blew up the walk to get into the house didn't you?" Tonks teased.
"Yes," snapped Harry. "Now would you please let us know what you wanted and leave."
"Harry," Ginny said sternly but calmly. "Maybe you should just go take a cold shower."
"I don't want to take a shower," he said in a tone that was between pouting and frustration.
"Keep acting the way you are and that's your best bet for tonight," Ginny said sternly.
Harry looked at his wife disbelivingly before huffing, getting up and going into the loo. A few seconds later the water could be heard kicking on.
"Sorry about that," Ginny said turning to her two friends, both slightly amused. "What did you want to discuss?"
"We just wanted to know if it would be all right to throw you a baby shower and when you would like it actually," Remus said. "We didn't mean to cause any problems."
"Oh, a shower would be wonderful!" Ginny exclaimed as she got up and hugged Tonks and Remus. "I haven't even thought about that. It would have to be after I was seven months along that way Harry would have time off too. Oh and don't worry about Harry. He did this to himself as far as I'm concerned. I think I'll just let him stew for a few more minutes."
"I wouldn't let him stew too long," Remus said getting up. "I think he might try to drown himself."
"We'll see ourselves out," Tonks said giving Ginny a quick hug. "You better take care of Harry before his 'tension' blows up the house."
Ginny blushed a bit and nodded. She watched as Remus and Tonks left the house and walked away. Smiling slyly, she looked at the door to the bath and decided her husband had stewed enough.