Amelia was ready for some fun. So she went in search of ugly people to
belittle. She came upon a man/ dog named Doopler. He was stupid and ugly.
Not as stupid and ugly as Jim, but pretty crappin' close.
"Hello sir. I was walking down the street and was wondering if a gentleman such as yourself would like to accompany me to your DOOM!" said Amelia
"Why certainly...wait, would that involve you killing me?"
"No" Amelia lied.
"Phew! Good, I was kinda worried for a second that you were going to pull out a samurai sword and jam it down my throat."
"Good idea, shit head." Amelia said.
Then she pulled out this awesome samurai sword and jammed it down Doopler's throat. He was screaming a whole lot, but that only made her press harder on the blade.
Once he was dead she had an idea.
"Hey, I could rip of his skin and wear his face like a mask. Then I could rob banks and no one would know it was me. Sweet!"
So she tore of his face and safety pinned it to her own.
She now looked like Dr. Doopler, only with a slender new body, and really cool boots. The first place she went was the local bank.
"Gimme all your money or I'll bust a cap on your sorry ass" said Amelia/Doopler.
They did, and then she was rich. So she used her money to buy a jet car and some rocket launchers.
She stationed herself outside the orphanage and prepared for fun. She imagined it would be similar to duck hunt, only without that crappy dog.
"Hello sir. I was walking down the street and was wondering if a gentleman such as yourself would like to accompany me to your DOOM!" said Amelia
"Why certainly...wait, would that involve you killing me?"
"No" Amelia lied.
"Phew! Good, I was kinda worried for a second that you were going to pull out a samurai sword and jam it down my throat."
"Good idea, shit head." Amelia said.
Then she pulled out this awesome samurai sword and jammed it down Doopler's throat. He was screaming a whole lot, but that only made her press harder on the blade.
Once he was dead she had an idea.
"Hey, I could rip of his skin and wear his face like a mask. Then I could rob banks and no one would know it was me. Sweet!"
So she tore of his face and safety pinned it to her own.
She now looked like Dr. Doopler, only with a slender new body, and really cool boots. The first place she went was the local bank.
"Gimme all your money or I'll bust a cap on your sorry ass" said Amelia/Doopler.
They did, and then she was rich. So she used her money to buy a jet car and some rocket launchers.
She stationed herself outside the orphanage and prepared for fun. She imagined it would be similar to duck hunt, only without that crappy dog.