Positioned in front of the orphanage, she waited, until she realized how
pressed for time she is.
"Oh crap, I gotta get to the Queen's tea!"
So she left in her jet car straight for the palace. There was a little traffic, but she just killed anyone who got in her way.
It took about 5 hours to get to the palace, 3 minutes to kill the guards and 5 minutes proceed to the Queen's chambers.
"Why hello Amelia! So wonderful to see you! I do trust you're doing well." Said the Queen when Amelia burst into her room
"Crap yes. Now, where's the tea." Responded Amelia.
"Right here. Now, have a seat. So, tell me, how's your husband Doopler doing?"
"Dead, but I really don't care."
"Oh, how wonderful! That wimp always annoyed me. I'm glad you came to your senses and finished him off."
"So am I, he was a real pansy."
"Truly. Crumpets, Amelia?"
"Crap no. Besides, I'm not Amelia?"
"I beg your crappin' pardon?"
At that moment the figure of Captain Amelia shifted from a slender cat, to an ugly pink blob, I think his name was Morph.
"Amelia! You're not Amelia at all, you're Morph, the pet of that dreadful pirate. No wonder you killed so many people. Wait, NOOOOO!!!"
At that moment Morph wrapped himself around the Queen's face and slowly/painfully suffocated her, and with great pleasure I might add.
Then Morph rode off into the sunset like the hero he was.
The End.
Author's notes: So that's the surprise ending. Hoped you enjoyed my fanfic, but if you didn't you're lame.
"Oh crap, I gotta get to the Queen's tea!"
So she left in her jet car straight for the palace. There was a little traffic, but she just killed anyone who got in her way.
It took about 5 hours to get to the palace, 3 minutes to kill the guards and 5 minutes proceed to the Queen's chambers.
"Why hello Amelia! So wonderful to see you! I do trust you're doing well." Said the Queen when Amelia burst into her room
"Crap yes. Now, where's the tea." Responded Amelia.
"Right here. Now, have a seat. So, tell me, how's your husband Doopler doing?"
"Dead, but I really don't care."
"Oh, how wonderful! That wimp always annoyed me. I'm glad you came to your senses and finished him off."
"So am I, he was a real pansy."
"Truly. Crumpets, Amelia?"
"Crap no. Besides, I'm not Amelia?"
"I beg your crappin' pardon?"
At that moment the figure of Captain Amelia shifted from a slender cat, to an ugly pink blob, I think his name was Morph.
"Amelia! You're not Amelia at all, you're Morph, the pet of that dreadful pirate. No wonder you killed so many people. Wait, NOOOOO!!!"
At that moment Morph wrapped himself around the Queen's face and slowly/painfully suffocated her, and with great pleasure I might add.
Then Morph rode off into the sunset like the hero he was.
The End.
Author's notes: So that's the surprise ending. Hoped you enjoyed my fanfic, but if you didn't you're lame.