Disclaimer: I do not and never will own the Matrix trilogy; it belongs to the Wachowskis'. This story was written for enjoyment purposes only. *blows raspberry*

Kit, Apple & a Hazard in the Matrix

Chapter one

Meeting the Twins. Again . . .

We are walking to town from college, it's not a long walk but after so many boring lessons it feels like it could go on forever.

The four of us are being our normal selves; lazy. Nothing seems out of the ordinary. But, something does seems a little..different.

My boyfriend Michael kisses me goodbye on the cheek. I smile at him. He tries to sneak past Amy and Alex without being spotted.

"Oh! I see everything." Amy shouts to him, she doesn't. Mostly she sees fuck all even when, it's right in front of her.

"You can't escape Mike." She hisses; "I know where you live!" Amy picks up the hem of her trench coat and flings it above her head; she stands in a vampire-ish stance, shows her teeth and hisses at him.

(N.b.This usually works better on small children.)

He runs away.

Not surprising.

She has that effect on people.

I shrug and ask her for the twentieth time that day;

"So are you going to draw Bluu Angel?"

"Huh?. . . what?. . . Oh! Bluu Angel the chibi! Yeah defiantly. She sounds cool. Is she dressed in blue?" Amy stares at the sky, looking like she is in deep thought.

"Duh! Not too bright are we!" Alex knocks Amy on the head as if she is knocking on a door.

Amy runs away from her flailing her arms above her head. Alex is slightly violent but in a friendly way. Amy is slightly frightened of losing her precious blood to Alex.

A breeze blows from behind me. Then it switches directions and blows towards me. Leaves spin around my feet. They look like mini tornados; spinning around and around. The leaves are everywhere.

"Oh Amy! Did you have to fart?!" I hear Alex shout out from up ahead. . . .
"I didn't!!! It was the wind!!!" she shouted back, defending herself. She should have known by now that Alex was more persistent than that.

"Of course it was!!!" Alex laughs waits for a reaction. Amy retaliates the only way she knows how; trying to beat Alex up. Unsuccessfully.

The wind whistles and a voice whispers in my ear;

'Be careful'.

I spin around to see who it is coming from. There is nobody behind me. Actually there is nobody..anywhere?! I frown and shake my head. Amy and Alex are up ahead.

I watch those two fighting, and wonder where everyone has gone.

"Amy! Alex! Where the hell are all the people?" They're too busy fighting to listen. We are walking past the side of Virgin Mega-store (I'm trying to tell them about the lack of people but they aren't listening to me, as usual.)

Alex shoves Amy and she falls flat on her face. I laugh and I forget to worry.

That's until a few seconds later.

I go over to help her up and two.well.things!! Just walk through the wall. They are mostly transparent, green vapour. I can see the outline of their clothes and their faces are twisted into evil spectres. They are transparent one minute and solid the next.

They are wearing all silver. Ties, shirts, waistcoats, trousers and trench coats. Along with their albino snake skin boots they look pretty menacing. I look at them again and my jaw drops.

They walk straight towards Amy. She is just getting up; she brushes her coat off and shouts curses at Alex in English, French and Japanese. (Those are the only things she remembers from her language classes.)

When she looks up she squeaks, her eyes go wide and her mouth opens as if to say something but she just stares instead. She's transfixed with the very cute albino Twins standing not too far away from her.

I look at Alex and she has an attractive wide-eyed-dumb-struck look on her face.

"Uh. Guys?" Amy asks nervously.

"Yeah Amy?" Alex and I say in small, high pitched squeaky voices.

"Are the Twins.from the Matrix.standing in front of me?" Amy asks breathlessly, staring at the Twins the whole time.

"Yeah." I answer weakly.

The Twins smirk.

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Neo and Trinity are walking up the town's broad walk. They have a huge responsibility right now, but all Trinity can think about is shopping. She might be in the Matrix but she still likes to indulge every now and again.

Besides, it didn't look like anyone was around.

Neo is totally focused on the task ahead; he is not about to let the girl die. She is too important, she knows too much. If only she could remember it?! 'Ah well shit happens.' He thinks to himself. Then giggles in his head; 'Twice a day if you're lucky.'

Trinity's mobile rings. She answers, listens and then hangs up.

"Agents." She says staring dead ahead.

"Where?" Neo asks and looks at the sky.

"Straight in front of us." Trinity says, nudging Neo in the ribs. She mumbles; "Dumb ass."

Neo looks ahead and shrugs. Walking towards them, about two hundred yards away, are ten agents in a line. They are standing on the cold concrete, completely still, waiting for the rebels to make their move.

Neo and Trinity stop and look at the agents in front of them. They look at each other and get out their guns.

They shoot.

The Agents easily dodge the bullets. But they can't dodge Neo. He flies at them and does some easy mid-air kicks. He knocks down a few of the enemies easily.

Trinity runs up and kicks an agent in the chest, punches another in the face and slams her gun into the back of the head of a third. She can't keep this up and is glad that Neo is here with her.

Neo is punching, kicking and somersaulting all over the place. Just like normal.

'Show off' Trinity thought.

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*blows raspberry*

My second story even has chapters!!!!!

Wow!!!! Stepping up aren't I?!

The second one should be up tomorrow..

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Luv bluu angel

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