Gathering of the Insane

[Note: Every single character in this fic does not belong to me. Warning, this contains shoujo ai, F/F]
Dear Diary,

After spending a few days here this place no longer seems as foreign as it did before. The other occupants here are interesting and I am always wondering what would happen next. I find it very strange to think we were all dropped off here by an unknown 'magical' force. It looks like everyone is not in a hurry to go to their own homes, I myself am enjoying life here, and so is Paine. We all have to go home someday, but I'm not homesick yet.

Always thinking,

Yuna

The former summoner sighed and set down her pen. Paine, Rikku, Lulu, and herself were on the deck of the Celcius, enjoying the view over Spira, then with a flash of light, they were here. Rikku calls it a "Dorm/Apartment Like Thingy". Others around them knew about as much as they did. The situation they were in was confusing.

A knock stopped her thoughts.

"Yuna, the door" Paine mumbled cutely, half-asleep on the couch.

"I got it" Yuna cheerfully replied as she opened it.

There stood two women. The smaller of the two had silver hair in a braid, wearing a white blouse with a denim skirt. The other had short black hair; she was wearing a black tank top with green military pants.

One of them spoke up, "Hello, my name is Teletha Testarossa" she gestured to her companion, "and she is...."

The woman rolled her violet eyes. She wondered how she got into this mess, "Melissa Mao, nice to meet ya" she droned.

"Don't mind her, she stopped smoking yesterday, and it must be driving her crazy" Tessa patted her shoulder.

Yuna didn't mind, but got to the point, "Um...Is there something I can help you with?"

"Oh! Sorry about that" she sighed before she began to read the card that popped out from nowhere, "Would you like to attend a costume party?" she squinted at the writing, "It's being held by people that call themselves...SeeDs"

Yuna thought for a moment, "Hmm...sounds fun" she turned to the warrior on the couch, "What do you think, Paine?"

Now fully awake, she simply answered, "Sure"

"Great!" she pointed to the clipboard Melissa was holding, "Could you give us your names?"

"Sure, I'm Yuna. She's Paine"

"Okay, and your last names?"

"Um...We don't have any..."

Tessa looked at her strangely, "You serious?"

Both Y and P nodded.

"(Maybe it's some kind of Madonna or Cher thing)" Melissa thought. She wrote their names down, wishing that the pencil was a cigarette.

"Okaay. We'll be on our way now" Tessa said as she started walking away, dragging Melissa with her, "See you there!"

Yuna waved goodbye, then closed the door, "Well, what should we dress up as?"

Paine only shrugged in response.
"Your names?" Tessa asked, repeating the same process as before.

The girl gave her a shining smile, "My name is Kaede Saitou" she smiled even brighter as she glanced at the figure sitting in front of a laptop, "And that's Sai Jounouchi"

"(Are we the only ones asking around?!)" Melissa promised to leave the talking to Tessa, but she couldn't take it anymore.

"Do you have a cigarette?" Melissa asked bluntly, to the high school student in front of her.

Kaede's smile faltered a bit, "I'm sorry, but I don't"

Tessa had a look of alarm on her face, "Alright now" she started to frantically push Melissa down the hall, "We'll see you there!"

Kaede smiled once again as she closed the door.

"The party is in a couple of days. What should we do until then?"

[Note: They're not going to do what you're thinking of, you hentai]

Sai closed her laptop, and then stood up, "Well, I'm going to the gym. I feel like I'm slacking off." She gave her a smile that Kaede only saw before, "You want to come along?"

Kaede clapped her hands together, "Of course!"

"Let's go then"
Meanwhile, back in the hall.

"Honestly, Melissa couldn't you wait to explode AFTER we were done with that one? That was the last dorm we had to ask!"

"Sorry Tessa, but can't I have just one cig?" she whimpered.

"No, you promised"

"Pwetty please?!" she was giving her puppy dog eyes.

"I said no, and that's final"

"Please, Please! I need it!" she was on her knees now.

"Do you want to sleep on the couch?" she asked her, ignoring the stares they were receiving. Those people probably thought Melissa was begging for sex for goodness sake!

Melissa hung her head, "No, Captain" she said sadly.

"That's what I thought" she said triumphantly. She grabbed her wrist and started dragging her again, "C'mon we have some sewing to do!"

Melissa groaned inwardly. She loved her, but sometimes she was so damned...evil.
In another dorm....

"This laand is MYYY LAAND! this laand is YOUR LAAND!" Aoyama Motoko 'sang' drunkenly after downing another bottle of something alcoholic.

Urashima Kanako covered her ears, and sighed, "(I leave ONCE and this happens!)"

"From CALIFORNIAAA! To the New York ISLAAND!"

"This song AGAIN! For crying out loud honey! You're JAPANESE!"

Motoko ignored her, and continued singing.

"I keep telling you! Your career isn't over! If you actually get off your lazy ASS and go to the gym, you might accomplish something!"

Motoko stopped and looked at her with a thoughtful expression. She opened her mouth to say something....

"....To the Gulf Stream WAATERS!"

Kanako sighed again. She left to grab the handcuffs.

[Note: I'll let you guess what she's going to do with those]
[Note: This fic is fun. Some things here I might have not played or seen, so expect minor mistakes. Do the people from Final Fantasy X have last names?]

[Yuna and Paine (Final Fantasy X-2) Rikku and Lulu (Final Fantasy X-2)
Tessa and Melissa (Full Metal Panic!)
Sai and Kaede (Angelic Layer)
Motoko and Kanako (Love Hina)]

[Another Note: There ya go. Type them in Google, or something]