Disclaimer: I dont own any charater from any of the harry potter books
Authors note : try and give me lots of good reviews because there so much better than bad reviews.
Harry Hermione and Hagrid are trapped under a net
the spixy picks up a can of gasoline and a box of matches
spixy: BURN BURN BURN SEE YOU ALL IN HELL
spixy starts to throw gasoline every were
Hermione: oh no im gonna die, now Ill never graduate from school
Hagrid: Ill never find my pot I mean bacon
Harry: and Ill never grow facial hair:(
Hagrid trust me its not all that great the only good thing about it is you can use it to hide your stash of.......bacon.
Hagrid: Kids, cant you do a spell or something.
Harry: sorry Hagrid we cant really do spells, you must have us confused with the special effects you see in movies.
Outside Ron is in the lake and just realised that he is extremely afraid of water so he jumps out of the lake and runs back into the cave.
Harry: RON, HELP ME and Hermione and Hagrid as well I guess.
Ron starts to eat the net
Hermione: RON, how are you able to eat the net
Ron: its made of cheese, oh wait im scared of cheese AHHHHHH!!!
Ron faints
Hagrid, Hermione and harry start to eat a big hole in the cheese net
Hermione: YUK!! It tastes like gasoline
Ron: mmmmmm gasoline tasty
Harry: hey I thought you fainted
Ron: oh yeah
Ron faints again
spixy lights a match and throws it into gasoline
Hagrid: HURRY!!
Everyone runs outside, Hagrid grabs Rons hair and drags him out side.
The spixy is still inside the cave
Spixy: hey were did everyone go, I just wanted a friend.
The cave burns down
Hagrid: well that was a complete waste of time
Hermione: and we still didn't find you magical plate of bacon Hagrid.
Harry pulls out bag of pot
Harry: hahaha it was me all along I fooled you all
Hagrid: actually i suspected that it was you but I didnt say anything, I didn't want to embarrass you in front of your girlfriend.
Harry: Hermione is not my girlfriend.
Hagrid: not Hermione that broomstick you always carry around .
Harry: hey shut up.
Harry rolls up a joint
Hagrid: THATS MINE GIVE IT BACK.
Harry: NO
Harry and Hagrid get into a fight, Harry drops bag of pot
Ron wakes up and takes bag of pot
Ron: Hey hermione wanna go smoke this
Hermione: sure
and they all live happily every after
well not really
Ron an Hermione get so high they jump off a cliff, Hagrid gets hospitalised because harry kicks his ass but is now good friends with the spixy who is being treated for 3rd degree burns, Dracos bleaching spell gose wrong and ends up as pale as Michael Jackson and as for harry is now concentrating on his long term relationship with hie girlfriend/broomstick
the end
Authors note : try and give me lots of good reviews because there so much better than bad reviews.
Harry Hermione and Hagrid are trapped under a net
the spixy picks up a can of gasoline and a box of matches
spixy: BURN BURN BURN SEE YOU ALL IN HELL
spixy starts to throw gasoline every were
Hermione: oh no im gonna die, now Ill never graduate from school
Hagrid: Ill never find my pot I mean bacon
Harry: and Ill never grow facial hair:(
Hagrid trust me its not all that great the only good thing about it is you can use it to hide your stash of.......bacon.
Hagrid: Kids, cant you do a spell or something.
Harry: sorry Hagrid we cant really do spells, you must have us confused with the special effects you see in movies.
Outside Ron is in the lake and just realised that he is extremely afraid of water so he jumps out of the lake and runs back into the cave.
Harry: RON, HELP ME and Hermione and Hagrid as well I guess.
Ron starts to eat the net
Hermione: RON, how are you able to eat the net
Ron: its made of cheese, oh wait im scared of cheese AHHHHHH!!!
Ron faints
Hagrid, Hermione and harry start to eat a big hole in the cheese net
Hermione: YUK!! It tastes like gasoline
Ron: mmmmmm gasoline tasty
Harry: hey I thought you fainted
Ron: oh yeah
Ron faints again
spixy lights a match and throws it into gasoline
Hagrid: HURRY!!
Everyone runs outside, Hagrid grabs Rons hair and drags him out side.
The spixy is still inside the cave
Spixy: hey were did everyone go, I just wanted a friend.
The cave burns down
Hagrid: well that was a complete waste of time
Hermione: and we still didn't find you magical plate of bacon Hagrid.
Harry pulls out bag of pot
Harry: hahaha it was me all along I fooled you all
Hagrid: actually i suspected that it was you but I didnt say anything, I didn't want to embarrass you in front of your girlfriend.
Harry: Hermione is not my girlfriend.
Hagrid: not Hermione that broomstick you always carry around .
Harry: hey shut up.
Harry rolls up a joint
Hagrid: THATS MINE GIVE IT BACK.
Harry: NO
Harry and Hagrid get into a fight, Harry drops bag of pot
Ron wakes up and takes bag of pot
Ron: Hey hermione wanna go smoke this
Hermione: sure
and they all live happily every after
well not really
Ron an Hermione get so high they jump off a cliff, Hagrid gets hospitalised because harry kicks his ass but is now good friends with the spixy who is being treated for 3rd degree burns, Dracos bleaching spell gose wrong and ends up as pale as Michael Jackson and as for harry is now concentrating on his long term relationship with hie girlfriend/broomstick
the end