7:43 PM 4/25/2004
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz #272 "A Hero Loses!? Vejitto is Absorbed!"
{Vejitto:} [flying around] It looks like I'm still as strong as ever even though my shape's changed.
{Vejitto:} It looks like I've even kept my speed. But without arms and legs it's hard to get in the mood to fight. So what're
you going to do? Your enemy's the universe's strongest piece of candy.
{Buu:} Don't be stupid! Even though you can move, you're still nothing more than a piece of candy! What can candy do against
me!?
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Chuey's Corner:
Vejitto: (grins) Well I can cause you one heck of a cavity, that's for sure!
Goku: (chirps) Yeah! And then you'll have to go to the dentist and get lotsa scary needles put in your mouth!
Gogeta: (nods contently) Mmm-hmm!
Chuquita: Welcome to the story everybody!
Goku: (happily) Since to-day's story stars me 'n Veggie's lil fusion-babies, they get to guest-star in the Corner with us!
Vegeta: (scruched between Goku and the others) (sweatdrops) You know this would go better if we had brought in a slightly
bigger desk to use.
Chuquita: (brings out her trusty Big Book of Author Spells) (blows some dust off it) Can do Veggie!
Vegeta: How long has it been since we've seen THAT?
Chuquita: (thinks) ....I'm not sure. (perks up) Anyway! (flips to a page in the book, then zaps the table causing it to
become large enough to sit 5 people behind it)
Goku: (cheers) HOORAY!
Chuquita: (to audiance) Today's fic is about Jitto and Goggie accidentally taking several time-skips around the db/dbz/dbgt
timeline through the use of Mirai's time machine!
Gogeta: (grins) We're gonna get to see some of the past AND the future!
Chuquita: Luckily thanks to the timing of Bulma adding on a lil feature to keep additional timelines from being added, the
fusions's trip won't affect the main timeline at all! Of course, they don't know about that since after hearing in the
previous fic that, they snuck down into her lab at random times, Bulma's trying extra-hard to keep them from getting into the
lab and cause a potential accidental disaster.
Vejitto: Heh~~
Gogeta: Heeheehee~~
Chuquita: Anyways, the fusions end up hopping around to several random spots on the timeline while trying to figure out how
to get the time-machine back home. When Goku, Veggie, Bulma, and the others realize they're missing they end up having to
contact the most unlikely of sources to help them find the fusions; then send someone to go after them.
Vegeta: (smirks) That would be me.
Chuquita: The 'unlikely source' they contact happens to be Possible-Future Veggie and Possible-Future Goku.
Goku: (chrips) The ones from 100 years in the possible-future!
Vegeta: Who still make me shudder in fear and disgust.
Chuquita: They manage to contact them through the use of that communication-device/pastry-plate Future Veggie used to play
a trick on Chi-Chi back in "Happy Veggietine's Day 2!".
Vejitto: (grins) Everythings all connected.
Chuquita: (smiles) Yes it is! And so we hope you enjoy Jitto and Goggie's first starring role in the fics! Enjoy!
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Summary: Time-travel shouldn't be that hard, right? After Bulma forbids Vejitto and Gogeta from entering the lab due to an
important experiment, their curiosity gets the best of them and the duo sneak into the lab during the night. But what happens
when her "important experiment" sends the fusions hurtling back and forth through time and space? Will they be able to go
about un-noticed without destroying the timeline? Will they be able to convince a Bulma who's never met them to fix a machine
she barely knows anything about? And will future Veggie and future Goku be able to help those in the present track down the
fusions to begin with?
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Chuquita: It's a shame ff.net doesn't list you two on the list of "characters". I'll have to put this under Goku and Vegeta.
Vejitto: (smiles) Aw, that is oh-kay! We are just happy to be the heroes of the story!
Gogeta: (waves a little #1 flag) YAY for me 'n Jitto!!
Part 1 Chapter Titles: Videotape l Random Chibi Mischief l Veggie tricks 'n traps l Enter our Heroes l Don't be so blue l Do Not Enter l Veggie tests and Kaka-drool l Rinse and Repeat l Veggie supplies the spy equipment! Jitto and Goggie's trip to the lab! l It was only a toast! l Into the past l Goku's Horror! Where are my fusion-babies? l The wonders of Veggie-logic! l No FISH?! l Past Veggie's anger! I'll get you Kakorot! l Who are you and why do you have my hair? l Help from an unexpected place! Veggie finally sees the inside of his possible-future self's spaceship! l ALMOST "friends"?! Now THAT'S scary! l Past Veggie's evil plot against Past Goku!
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" Remind me why you're doing this again? " Vegeta said as he handed Bulma a wrench to turn a screw in the time
machine while Goku sat nearby with a curious look on his face.
" Well, you saw the note! And the tape! " Bulma pointed out, then put the videotape in the vcr and hit the play
button.
A nervous Bulma and Vegeta stood infront of the camera with the date and the previous month, March, blinking in the
bottom right-hand corner, " Ah, hahahaha. Hi Bulma. Since you and Vegeta probably won't remember this situation due to the
fact that we're going to erase it from our minds as soon as the others are done with the brain-freezer, we'd like to tell me
this important message: You MUST install that chip that you've been working on for Mirai's time machine. Vegeta, Goku, and
the others just came back from a truely terrifying timeline, and, to prevent anymore of these sorts of timelines from popping
up, I'd like for me to, haha, do that. "
The Vegeta on the screen just nodded nervously, " It was indeed a horrific experiance. "
" Haha, yes it was. " Bulma said with a panicked sweat dripping down her forehead. The tape suddenly then went blank
and started to beep.
" It was bad enough that we needed to record something about it? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" Apparently. " Bulma shrugged, " Hammer? " she held out her hand.
Vegeta gave her the hammer.
" Besides, when you think about it thanks to this thing we've already created 7 alternate timelines. That CAN'T be
safe for the space-time continuum. "
" Uh-huh. "
" And there. " Bulma pressed a button on the outside of the machine, then paused when it started to beep, " Ah,
Vegeta,-I-think-this-might-be-a-good-time-for-you-and-Son-kun-to-leave-the-lab. " she said quickly.
" Huh? " the ouji looked at her, confused.
The beeping on the machine started getting louder.
" Just, GO! GO GO GO GO! " she shooed them up the stairs. Goku grabbed Vegeta and ran up; the two saiyajins reaching
the top of the stairs just as a huge noisy explosion of blue smoke occured below them. The duo sweatdropped.
" Bulma? " the smaller saiyajin asked, worried.
" I'm oh-kay! Really! It's just a little malfunction on the machine but I can handle it. " she laughed nervously,
" Why don't you two just go back to what you were doing before I called you down to help me? " Bulma called up to them.
" Should I close the door? "
" NO! Just...just leave it open a crack. The smoke needs to get out. "
" Alright. " Vegeta said uneasily, then wandered back out into the living room.
" What WERE we doing bee-fore we went down to help Bulma, Veggie? " Goku asked him, confused.
" I was eating, and you came during the middle of me assisting Bulma in the lab. "
" Oh! "
" ... "
" ... "
" So, Kakarrotto, " Vegeta said as he sat down on the couch, " What brings you to our 'humble home' today? " he
smirked.
" I just came to see Veggie, that's all. " the larger saiyajin smiled.
" Ahh, very nice of you Kakarrotto. " the ouji chuckled, " Does Onna know that I'm back to my regular size? "
" Well.... " Goku trailed off, " Not really. "
Vegeta sweatdropped.
" It is just that Chi-chan worked so very hard on all her "Giant Veggie" traps that I do not have the heart to break
her heart by telling her that her traps won't work now that little Veggie is little a-gain. " Goku pouted.
" So Onna still thinks I'm huge and rampaging about the countryside. " Vegeta smirked, " This could have
possibilities... "
" Veggie I do not think it would be a very good idea to trick Chi-chan about this. " Goku pointed out, " After all
even though Chi-chan no longer wants to KILL Veggie, she still wants to "cause him an excessively excruciating amount of
pain that will make him fall to his evil Ouji knees in agony". " he quoted.
" ... " the ouji sweatdropped, " I see. "
" *CRASH*!!! "
The two saiyajin peered over the couch and sweatdropped to see chibi Trunks standing on the table while chibi Goten
and chibi Marron each hung by a rope around their waists from seperate blades of the ceiling fan. The other two blades to the
ceiling fan had snapped off. One of the broken-off blades in Trunks's hands while Goten held the other.
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" Umm, hi? " Trunks smiled cheesily.
" It was Trunks's idea! " Goten pointed to the other chibi.
" HEY! " Trunks exclaimed, then looked back over at the annoyed expression on Vegeta's face and the confused one on
Goku's, " Uh....well if you must know this is infact a, uh...scientific experiment of epic proportions! "
" We were gonna make a ride out of the fan like they have at amusement parks! " Goten chirped.
" Its called Trunks's "Spin-O-Whirl"! " Marron added.
" Isn't there a ride called something like that already? " Vegeta thought outloud.
Goku shrugged.
" Well, " Vegeta said, getting off the couch and heading up to his room, " Carry on. "
" REALLY? " Trunks lit up.
" Yes. I have much to do and telling on you to your mother would only take up time needed for something much more
productive. " Vegeta explained, " And me seeing you doing this to the fan and the kaka-spawn, didn't happen. " he looked over
his shoulder and smirked, " Come Kakarrotto. "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, running up the stairs after Vegeta.
" Wow Trunks you got really really lucky! " Goten said in awe.
Trunks grinned in disbelief, " I'll say.... "
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" ....and so I propose we use these gigantic boots you created in order to pacify Onna's desire to at least catch
SOMETHING in her "new" traps. " Vegeta finished explaining as he held up one of the two giant boots.
Goku raised his hand as he sat on the edge of Vegeta's bed, " But Veggie, if Chi-chan sees one of your giant boots in
one of her giant traps she will still think you are, ah, giant. "
" Exactly! " Vegeta pointed at him.
" Wha~~ ? "
" You see Kakarrotto, when I was enlarged to a size such as the one fitting this boot, I had the ability to
frighten Onna; something I have been unable to do for such a very long time. It's also a something that would give me an
uncanny edge in the Kaka-war. " he mused while rubbing his chin.
Goku scratched his head, confused, " But, wasn't little Veggie a-fraid of CHI-CHAN at one point? "
" I don't remember such a thing. " Vegeta snorted, " Anyway, I want you to help me by placing each of these boots in
a strategic trap near your house--which undoubtedly must be where most of Onna's traps are. Once Onna spots the boots her
paranoia will quickly kick and maybe she'll even need a brief stint in a mental hospital. " he grinned evilly.
" Veggie's plan isn't gonna HURT Chi-chan, is it? " Goku asked, worried at the word "hospital".
" No Kakarrotto, of course it won't. Besides with how stressed-out Onna can get sometimes perhaps relaxing in a place
where she could learn to control her raging anger towards me would do her some good. " he gave the larger saiyajin a big
smile.
Goku grinned back at the smile, " You mean if Chi-chan went to a men-tal hospital it would make her nicer towards
Veggie and more len-i-ent towards me going off to play with Veggie? "
Vegeta smirked, " You could say that. "
" THAT SOUNDS GREAT! " Goku lept to his feet and grabbed the other boot, " Let's go little Veggie! "
The ouji opened the window to his room and prepared to jump through it, smirking, " Yes, let's go. "
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" ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz....ZZZZZZzzzz... " Vejitto snored as he lay in bed. Gogeta sat
indian-style on the slightly older fusion's sheet-covered stomach.
" Jittooo~~ "
" ZZZzzzz...ZZzzzz.. "
Gogeta grabbed Vejitto by the hair, " Jitto its 10:30 come have breakfast! "
" ZZzzzzzz.... "
" There's pancakes and waffles and scrambled eggs and french toast and lots of other breakfast de-lights! "
Vejitto's eyes shot open, " Really? " he grinned.
" REALLY! " Gogeta chirped.
" Oh-kay then! " Vejitto hopped out of bed, " Who's making breakfast today? "
" Bunni-san. Toussan took Kaasan out somewhere, but he said he's gonna come back intime to make LUNCH. " Gogeta
nodded.
" YAY! I luv the lunches Mommy makes! " Vejitto grinned at the thought of a 4-foot-long sandwich with lots of
side-dishes as the fusions made their way down the stairs.
" Hmmhmmhmm, lalala. " Bunni sang to herself as she continued to mix the scrambled eggs on the stove, unaware Goten
and Marron were still hanging from the ceiling fan just behind her.
" I wish Trunks would come back soon. I'm not sure how much longer we can hang here before the rope breaks. " Goten
looked upward at it.
" It looks real thin. " Marron poked the rope, then let out a yelp as it snapped and she fell downard, landing
ironically safe on one of the seat-cushions, " Oop! "
" Whoa! " Goten waved his arms as the fan, now with all the extra-weight on one side, leaned dangerously towards
falling right out of the ceiling. Goten snapped the rope and freed himself, then flew down and sat in the seat next to Marron
. The fan teetered back and forth a bit before leveling off again.
Trunks decided to take this moment to walk back into the kitchen from the hallway, " Hey Goten why are you guys back
down here? "
" Trunks we almost got really hurt up there the fan was gonna break! " Goten pointed upward.
Trunks looked up and paled when he saw the fan hanging loosely from the ceiling, " Ah, maybe no one will notice. "
" Trunks why is the fan hanging like that? " Vejitto asked, confused, " Mmph! "
Trunks jumped up and covered the fusion's mouth, " SHH! We didn't do it! "
" ? " Vejitto just blinked.
" Yes we did Trunks you tied us both up there-- " Goten stared to say, baffled.
" --no I didn't! It was, uh, Grandpa's cat. Yeah! It was Tama! That's it! " Trunks said nervously.
" That is strange, Tama doesn't even weight 10 pounds he isn't heavy enough to break this. " Gogeta said as he
hovered near the fan, poking it.
" WAHH! Don't poke it! " Trunks exclaimed, then blinked to see Vejitto suddenly gone. He looked up to see the portara
fusion also hovering near the fan.
" Hai, you'd have to weight at least 50 pounds to break something like this on your own. " Vejitto poked the fan as
well.
Trunks twitched, then nervously sat down in his seat.
" Who wants some late breakfast! " Bunni turned to face them. The saiyajins and demi-saiyajins grinned at her in
unison as Bunni started to put food on each plate.
" *Ding-dong*! "
" IT'S HERE! " a voice squealed from upstairs and a small blue blurr went rushing past the group at the table to the
front door. Bura screeched to a halt and opened the door to see a fairly large box on the step, " OH BOY! " she grabbed the
box and yanked it inside, " This is so great its' my lucky day! " she looked over at the others, " Anyone see Kakarroujo or
Hair? "
" Toussan left with Mommy and Uncle Ditsu's at his house. " Vejitto explained.
" Ohh.... " Bura frowned disappointed.
" What's in the box? " Gogeta asked.
Bura smirked, " THIS, Goggie-chan, is the latest and greatest of all hair-styling products EVER! The Hair-DO 9000! "
she ripped the box off to reveal a smaller box within it labeled "Hair-DO 9000". The box listed dozens of things its contents
were capable of doing and the "gorgeous results" you could achieve with such a "fabulous product".
" Waste of money. " Trunks muttered.
Bura sent him a death-glare.
" Ah, hahaha, come on Goten. " he laughed nervously and grabbed Goten by the collar.
" But Trunks I'm not finished eating yet HEY! " Goten exclaimed as Trunks yanked him out of his seat and dashed out
of the room.
Marron looked off in the direction Trunks and Goten had run, then at the half-eaten plate of food at Goten's place.
Marron looked down at her own near-empty plate, let out a small burp, hopped onto Goten's seat and started eating the rest of
his food, " :) "
" SO, Ji-chan and Goggie-chan, since Kakarroujo and Hair happen to not be in the house at the moment for me to try
out my amazing new Hair-DO 9000 on, how about I use-- "
" NothankyouBura! " Vejitto said quickly, then let out a nervous laugh, " We ah, we'd rather not have you play with
our hair. "
" Yeah, you might dye it PINK or something. " Gogeta gulped, then stuck out his tongue.
" Well.....do you know Hair's address? "
" We are not a-llowed to divulge that information. " Vejitto nodded.
" Then do you know when Kakarroujo's going to be back? "
" We cannot tell you THAT either. " Gogeta added.
" OOOHHH... " Bura fumed. She stomped angrily out of the room, then set her box on the ground and ran back into the
room headlong while letting out a war cry, " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! "
Bura lept into the air and tackled Gogeta's head.
" JITTOJITTOJITTOHELPHELPHELP!! " Gogeta wailed as waved his arms around trying to Bura off.
" SHAKE YOUR HEAD GOGGIE! SHAKE IT! " Vejitto exclaimed.
Gogeta shook his head and snapped it quickly to the right sending Bura flying off his head and into the living room
sofa.
" Oof! "
" Are you oh-kay Goggie? " Vejitto asked, worried.
" I think so. " Gogeta panted, then moved his now-messy-looking hair back into place.
" Haha! I like it here! Its silly! " Marron laughed.
" Ugh... " Bulma groaned as she trudged past them covered in blue powder.
" Hi Bulma dear can I get you anything? " Bunni asked cheerfully.
" Not right now, Mom. " Bulma groaned, then coughed, " I think I need a bath. " she walked down the other hallway
towards the bathroom.
" ... " Vejitto blinked, " Hey Bulma, why are you blue? " he asked anxiously while Gogeta grinned.
" Stay out of my lab. " Bulma replied.
" :( " both fusions pouted in unison.
Gogeta got up out of his seat.
" Shh, wait for it. " Vejitto whispered.
Bulma walked into the bathroom, then poked her head out suspiciously staring at Vejitto and Gogeta, then closed the
door behind her.
" Now. "
Both fusions lept out of their chairs and raced down the hall to the lab. Bura still twitched as she lay smacked
against the sofa upside-down and annoyed.
Marron, having finished Goten's leftovers, moved over to Vejitto and Gogeta's seats, " Boy am I getting lucky
today! " she chriped happily, " Now if only I had some ice-cream... "
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" So, whadda you think this blue stuff is, Jitto? " Gogeta asked, smushing his finger around in the trail of blue
powder that lead to the top of the stairs to the lab.
" I dunno. " Vejitto rubbed some of it between his gloved fingers.
" Whatever it was Bulma had Toussan help her with it earlier today when he had breakfast. " Gogeta thought outloud.
Vejitto stood up, " Well then, let's go check it out! " he said cheerfully.
" ALRIGHT! " Gogeta pumped his fist in the air, " Oh wait, what if Bulma finds out? "
" She won't "find out" Goggie, not if we're fast enough. Besides she takes really long baths anyway. It's not like
she's gonna be done in there anytime soon. " Vejitto pointed out.
" Heehee, hai. " Gogeta grinned.
Vejitto quietly took a step down into the open door to the lab, " *SQUEAK*! "
" ! "
" ! "
Both fusions instinctively glanced back down the hallway to where Bulma was. Vejitto instead hovered off the ground
and flew down the stairs into the lab, following the trail of blue powder. Gogeta did the same.
Gogeta looked past Vejitto to where the trail ended, " The Time Machine?! I didn't know the time machine ran on blue
powder! " he gawked incrediously.
Vejitto flew over to the machine, " It looks like Bulma was trying to stick something on it. "
" So, it's not gas? "
" I don't think so. "
" Huh. " Gogeta tilted his head, " The time machine works just fine, I don't see why Bulma would want to add
something TO it. "
" That's because you're not supposed to. "
Vejitto and Gogeta froze in place, then looked over their shoulders to see Bulma standing up at the top of the
stairs in the doorway with a towel around her and her hair sopping wet.
" Hey Bulma! Done so soon? " Vejitto chirped with a grin on his face.
" I forgot to lock the door. PLEASE get out guys. " she groaned.
Vejitto and Gogeta pouted at her.
" Aw come on, it's nothing against you two, really. It's just that I don't want you to pull a Goku and accidentally
destroy the lab or at least part of it by playing with something down there out of sheer curiousity to not know what it is! "
Bulma explained.
" Oh-kay Bulma. " Vejitto sighed and nodded as he and Gogeta teleported up to where Bulma was. Bulma took out the
key and locked the lab shut.
" You two aren't allowed in the lab, oh-kay? It's dangerous! "
The two saiyajins nodded.
" Now can you repeat that for me. Why aren't you--Vejitto and Gogeta--allowed in my lab? "
" Because it's dangerous. " they both mumbled sadly.
" Good. " Bulma smiled, then walked back down the hall, " You guys don't need to be down in the lab anyway. I'm
sure there's lots of other fun things you can do. "
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" Heeheehee, big Veggie-shoe. " Goku giggled as he looked at the huge empty boot that was now in an equally large
bear-trap.
" I didn't think there WERE bears this big. " Vegeta commented as he looked at the boot he had trapped. The boots
were both on the side of the house nearest to Goku's room to make it more believable. Each boot was a good couple boot-feet
away from one another.
" Maybe Chi-chan just enlarged the traps, like she did the fly-paper. " Goku said, tilting his head.
" Goku-san? " Chi-Chi stuck her head out the doorway.
Vegeta zipped behind Goku, snickering and rubbing his hands together menacingly.
" Hi Chi-chan! " Goku chriped.
Chi-Chi sniffed the air, then narrowed her eyes, " I smell Ouji. "
Vegeta sweatdropped, then self-consiously sniffed himself, ::Well I happen to LIKE it:: he let out a little snort.
" Where is he Goku-san? " she said bluntly, turning to him.
" Umm, ah, BEHIND THE MOUNTAIN. " Goku said loudly.
Vegeta slapped himself on the forehead.
" ... " Chi-Chi stared at him flatly, " Really, WHERE is he? "
" N--no, look Chi-chan. T--here are really big Veggie boots over there. " Goku pointed off to the right side of the
house. Chi-Chi stepped out, carefully avoiding the traps she had layed down.
She turned the corner of the house and gasped to see the two huge boots; each one caught in a trap, " HOLY--- "
Chi-Chi was about to say in shock, then paused as the logical side of her brain burst into action, ::Waitaminute, this can't
be right. If the Ouji had been here his huge size would have easily given him away by those miniture earth-quakes he causes
when he walks. And those traps, there's no way they could have caught JUST his boots. And even if they had surely the Ouji
would've yelled or made some painful noise! Then there's Goku's lying...:: " HA. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA! "
" ? " Goku blinked.
" You overestimate me Ouji! " Chi-Chi said outloud, walking back towards Goku, " One little scare and all of a
sudden you think I'll be too terrified to question you twisted little schemes' logic? Or maybe you're just slacking OFF! "
she pushed Goku out of the way, then sweatdropped to see the spot behind Goku empty, " Eh?? "
" Chi-chan what are you looking for? " Goku asked, confused.
" But I--ah, he-- "
" Heh-heh~~ " Vegeta appeared hovering just behind Chi-Chi. He waved to Goku who let out a happy squeal.
Chi-Chi whipped around just intime for Vegeta to teleport above the couple, " I KNOW you're here Ouji! " she looked
around, narrowing her eyes, " WHERE ARE YOU! "
" Chi-chan? "
" Yes Goku-san? " Chi-Chi said while looking behind a nearby tree.
" Veggie says you'd be nicer to him if we took you to a men-tal hospital. Is that true? " the large saiyajin asked
curiously.
" WAHHH! " Chi-Chi fell over, " NO THAT'S NOT TRUE! Goku-san what did the Ouji tell you a mental hospital was? "
" A place where Chi-chan could relax and "learn to control her raging anger"! " Goku smiled.
" ...uh-huh. " Chi-Chi said bluntly, " Goku-san, what the Ouji just described to you there. That's the definition for
a SPA. NOT a mental hospital. A mental hospital is where you go when you're sick in the head. "
" ? "
" You know, mentally disturbed. "
" ? "
" Crazy. "
" *GASP*! " Goku gasped in shock, " VEH-GEE! " he shouted, " You didn't tell me THAT! I'm not sending Chi-chan to a
place for crazy people be-cause Chi-chan is not crazy! "
" Really? " Vegeta appeared beside him, smirking, " I beg to differ on that last point. "
" WHY YOU LITTLE-- " Chi-Chi rushed at Vegeta, who side-stepped her causing Chi-Chi to trip over a rock and almost
fall over before catching herself. She stood back up and clenched her fists at him, " What is WRONG with you!? "
" I could ask you the very same question. " Vegeta snickered.
" OOH...NO! I mean, well, yes I mean it THAT way, but I also mean it in the fact that plot over there of yours is
poorly detailed. You usually spend more time on such things, what is it? " she said, suspicous.
" Oh, that. Yes. " Vegeta smiled at the huge boots, " That is merely a test. "
" A...test? " Chi-Chi blinked.
" Yes. A REAL plot would take me at least a good 20 minutes of planning to cook up. " Vegeta walked over and tapped
one of the huge boots, " This one I cooked up in only 5 and only because I happen to be a little curious on where certain
aspects of the Kaka-war currently stand. "
" And those "certain aspects" would be-- " Chi-Chi said, annoyed.
" Your paranoia, Kakay's loyalty, and the levels gullibility and logic you are both currently at. " he turned back to
face them, " I must say Onna, I'm pleasantly surprised. Kakarrotto's outcome proved desirable and yours proved...well, that
your human-brain is aging slower than I expected. I applaud you both. " the ouji smirked.
" You mean this was just a trick to show that I'm not going insane!? " Chi-Chi snapped.
Vegeta grinned and slid over to Goku, " Hai~~ and you passed with flying colors too, Onna. " he started to rub the
larger saiyajin's stomach. Vegeta looked up and smirked, " Isn't that wonderful, Kakay? "
Goku's cheeks turned light pink. He nodded.
Chi-Chi glared at the smaller saiyajin, " Get your hand off his stomach, Ouji. "
" 'Get my hand off his stomach' oh I can do THAT. " the ouji mocked, then moved his hand up higher and started to rub
the larger saiyajin's chest instead, " Hey, I bet I can feel a heartbeat up here. " he smirked.
" Oh my.... " Goku's entire face was glowing bright pink by now, his eyes wide open.
" So, Kakay, " Vegeta said smoothly. He glanced at the fuming Chi-Chi out of the corner of his eye, " does Onna ever
rub you like this? "
" Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~ " the larger saiyajin smiled, dazed. He leaned forward and grabbed the little
ouji, nearly enveloping him and causing Vegeta's body to burst into a bright red color.
" MMPH! MMMPHMAHMMHPH!! " Vegeta let out a muffled scream of panic as Goku leaned even more, still smiling.
" Aww, look at that, he likes it. " Chi-Chi smirked at Vegeta's panicked position as he tried to squeeze out of the
glomp. She called out to Goku, " Why don't you hug it harder Goku-san! Maybe you'll break a few of his ribs while you're
at it. "
" MMMMMMMM~~~~ Veggie makes me feel all warm 'n ~*squishy*~ inside, Chi-chan. " Goku snuggled the smaller, glowing
saiyajin closer against him.
" *SQUEAK*! " Vegeta let out a loud squeak, his mind fuzzying off into kaka-land from the prolonged hug.
" Yeah, I'm sure he does. " Chi-Chi said dryly, looking over at the saiyajin in Goku's grasp, " You know what,
Goku-san? How about you help me get rid of these giant Ouji-traps seeing as the Ouji's now back to his usual size again. You
can even keep holding him while you help! " she perked up, ::Maybe we'll get lucky and one of those Goku-germs'll manage to
squiggle its way into the Ouji's head!::
" REALLY? I get to keep hugging my Veggie WHILE I help Chi-chan! That is so nice of u Chi-chan! " Goku gushed. He
held out Vegeta and smiled, " See little Veggie, Chi-chan didn't need to go someplace to relax after all! "
" Whawha...wha? " Vegeta shook his head as the mushy feeling started to lift itself from him only to plunk back down
when Goku instantly glomped him again, " *EEP*! "
" I luv u SO, little Veggie! " Goku whispered to the ouji while starting to rub Vegeta's back.
Chi-Chi reached for one of the smaller traps she had set up, " Try rubbing his head Goku-san, I'm sure it'll do
WONDERS for him. " she chuckled.
" Heehee~~ " Goku nuzzled noses with the dazed ouji.
" Come on Goku-san, I can't pick up all these traps myself. " Chi-Chi called him, " I'm gonna need you to help me
get rid of the Ouji-boots to! "
" K' CHI-CHAN! " Goku chirped happily, then plopped Vegeta on the ground and dashed after her.
Vegeta fell onto his back as his body desperately tried to un-numb itself, " There's a reason I don't "test" very
often. " he squeaked out as the red glow started to fade from his face, " You never know WHAT you're going to get. "
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" *POP*! Hello super-big Veggie-boot! " Goku grinned as hey yanked the boot out of the last trap left standing,
" How are u! I am just fine Kaka-chan. " the boot 'replied'. Goku pulled out the last capsule Chi-Chi had given him and
capsulized the remaining trap, " There. Now all is well once a-gain! "
" Go-chan~~ lunchtime! " Chi-Chi called from the other end of the yard.
" YAY! LUNCHTIME! " Goku cheered, then dashed over to her, grabbing Vegeta up off the ground on the way, " Chi-chan
can Veggie have lunch with us? " he held the ouji out infront of her.
" :) " Vegeta gave her a huge wide grin.
Chi-Chi stepped back in disgust, " EEW! NO WAY! If the Ouji wants some lunch he can go home and get it there! "
" Awwwww... " Goku pouted. Vegeta looked up at him with a mock-sad little expression on, " Oh Veggie! " Goku sniffled
and hugged him tightly.
" Heh-heh~~ " Vegeta smirked and gave Chi-Chi a thumbs-up. Chi-Chi twitched, " Do not fear for my health, Kakarrotto.
I can assure you I'll be properly fed this afternoon. " Vegeta patted Goku on the shoulder, then squeezed out of the hug
before it got any deeper, " Besides, " he whipped out a bottle of Peasant-Repel and sprayed himself with it, " I promised
my children I would make lunch for them, seeing as I wasn't around to make breakfast today. "
" Starving them? " Chi-Chi commented.
" Ha! You wish; well, you probably would just wish that on my Kaka-related children, but still. How dare you assume
I would starve my own spawn, Onna. " Vegeta scoffed, " Bunni offered to do the cooking this morning for me. And I have to go
back to make it up to them with a very delicious lunch of which you could only DREAM of being able to create. " he boasted.
" HA! " Chi-Chi mock-laughed.
" Will there be sandwiches? " Goku asked curiously.
" WAHHH! " Chi-Chi fell over, " GOKU-SAN! " she snapped at him, jumping to her feet.
" Of COURSE there will be sandwiches, my sweet Kaka-muffin. " Vegeta smirked, pulling Goku down to his height by the
gi, " Lots of warm baked delicious sandwiches, and lots of cool crisp sandwiches as well. Not to mention all the
mouth-watering side-dishes that make your insides just quiver with joy~~ "
" OHHHHHHHH.... " a small trail of drool dribbled out the side of Goku's mouth at the thought of what such foods
looked and tasted like.
" DON'T YOU TEMPT HIM WITH FOOD! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" I can tempt Kakarrotto with whatever food I like, Onna. " Vegeta nodded.
Goku started to lean forward towards Vegeta again.
" AHH! " Vegeta zipped a foot to the left of Goku, then let out a yelp as something landed on him from behind instead
. Vegeta looked up to see the larger saiyajin laying ontop of him and twitched, " AAUGH! "
Chi-Chi grinned, " Haha! You asked for it! "
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" *DING*DONG*! "
" Hello? " Vejitto opened the front door and sweatdropped to see Vegeta standing there covered in drool with a
slightly annoyed look on his face, " Mommy? "
" Oh Toussan u are all sticky. " Gogeta squinched his nose at the sight.
" I noticed. " Vegeta said flatly, " It's Kaka-drool. " ::I'm trying not to talk that much so I can avoid the
substance from entering my mouth:: he finished telepathically.
" Umm, would you like us to hose you down? " Vejitto offered.
::VERY MUCH, thank you::
Vejitto and Gogeta turned to each other, grinned, and zipped out of the house.
" HEY! " Vegeta said, " Where'd you--- " he looked outside and sweatdropped to see both fusions suddenly wearing
fireman uniforms while holding a huge hose that was now inches away from the ouji's face, " WAIT DON'T--- "
" --*FWOOOOOOOOOSH*!! " water burst out of the hose and promptly soaked the little ouji.
" ...do that. " Vegeta said flatly.
" Towel? "
Vegeta looked to his left to see Gogeta grinning and holding out a blue towel, " Ah, hai. Thank you. " he mumbled,
taking the towel and wiping his face off. Vegeta looked up and sweatdropped to see the the two saiyajins back in their
regular clothes and the hose outside disappeared, " ... " the ouji blnked.
" Umm, Mommy? "
Vegeta glanced over at Vejitto, " Hai? "
" Goggie and I were sorta wondering--you see, Bulma-san won't let us in her lab and we'd like to go in her lab so we
can find out what that blue stuff on the floor was and-- "
" --CAN WE BORROW SOME OF YOUR SPY EQUIPMENT! " Gogeta quickly spat out.
" ... " Vejitto sweatdropped.
" My spy equi--- " Vegeta paused, then smirked, " Why of COURSE you can, my sons. " he patted each on the shoulder.
Both fusions smiled and wagged their tails, " I'll get you some equipment and then we can have lunch. " he said, heading
towards the stairs to his room, " So, what kind of spy equipment are you looking for. " Vegeta opened the door to his room.
" Well, something simple-- " Vejitto started out.
" --that can keep us from making fingerprints. " Gogeta finished the sentence.
" And maybe some night-vision goggles. " the portara fusion said thoughtfully.
" Night-vision...AH, you need something for after-hours spying. " the ouji smiled as he walked up to one of the walls
to his room and pressed a small button. The wall slowly spun around to reveal dozens of spying equipment hanging on the wall.
Vegeta pulled out a drawer in the wall and started sifting through it, " Let's see, no, " he tossed a ray-gun over his
shoulder, " no, " a 3-foot-tall-flashlight/blender-combo, " no, " poisonious sun-tan lotion, " no---how did these get in
there? " he held up a pair of boxer-shorts. Vegeta cocked an eyebrow and checked the size on the inside tag, " Oh dear Lord
they're NOT MY SIZE!! " Vegeta paled and chucked them across the room, " Ah haha. " he laughed nervously.
" Too big. " Vejitto tilted his head at the shorts on the floor.
" Hmm.. " Vegeta went back to searching through the box, " AHH! " he whipped out a pair of gloves, " Here you go. "
the ouji handed them to Gogeta, then pulled out a small step-ladder and moved it up to the wall. He climbed up and took two
items off the top shelf, " Night-vision goggles. " he presented them to the fusions.
" Why do you have two? " Vejitto asked while Gogeta tried to put the gloves on, which were slightly too small for
him due to his hands being bigger than Vegeta's.
" One for regular use, the other as a backup incase I get caught. "
" OH! " Vejitto said, enlightened.
" Now, the goggles are set to adjust to the lack of light in a room, thus you may want to avoid switching any lights
on and off while wearing them or else you'll become confused and disoriented for a good 20 minutes afterward. " Vegeta
explained, " You also want to avoid looking directly AT people while wearing them in the dark. While the goggles will make
it appear as if a dark room is normally lit inside, the outside of the goggles radiate with a bright green mind-bending blast
of light. "
Vejitto put his on and turned the lights off in the room, causing the goggles he was wearing to explode with light
that could only rival the headlights of a brand new car.
" OOH! " Gogeta oohed in awe, " Very snazzy Jitto! "
" Very snazzy indeed! " Vejitto chirped, " Where did you GET these, Mommy? And what were you using them for? "
" That is not to be discussed. " Vegeta said as he slowly turned the lights back on. Vejitto took his goggles off.
" I also advise--if you fear having your ki detected--to use THIS to get through the lab door instead of a regular
small ki-blast. " he held out an item.
" A pen? " Gogeta took it, then let out a yelp as a thin red laser beamed out of the front-end of the pen and zapped
a hole in the floor. Gogeta pressed the clicky part of the pen and shut the laser off, " Umm, sorry 'bout that Toussan. "
" It's alright. " Vegeta shrugged, " Now, in return for me offering you the borrowed use of these items, I wish to
have one thing in return--aside from you returning what you're borrowing. "
" ... " the fusions looked on anxiously.
" You have to tell ME, what you find down there. "
Vejitto and Gogeta smiled.
" You got it Mommy! " Vejitto happily saluted him.
" Hi-HO! " Gogeta cheerfully added.
Vegeta smirked, " Good. " he got on a more serious face, " Now hide those things so no one else can see them. " he
then perked up, " Then we'll go have lunch! "
The two larger saiyajin cheered, " HOORAY! "
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And so lunch, and dinner, came and went; along with daylight.
" *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*... " Vejitto quietly sneaked out of his room and down the stairs, " *squeak*
*squeak* *SQUEAK* Eep! " Vejitto jumped up into the air and hovered after the 7th step had let out a loud noise after being
stepped on, " I did not realize how loud everything that is usually quiet can get at night. " the portara fusion said in awe,
" Goggie we should fly the rest of the way there. "
" ... "
" Goggie? " Vejitto looked over his shoulder, worried.
" ZZzzz... " there Gogeta stood; sound asleep standing up at the top of the staircase.
" WAHH! " Vejitto fell over, " Goggie wake up! " he shook the dance fusion lightly.
" HEEYAH! " Gogeta's eyes snapped open and he struck a defensive fighting position, causing Vejitto the jump back.
Gogeta blinked for a moment as he surveyed his surroundings, confused, " Huh? Oh hi Jitto! " he grinned.
" Shh! " Vejitto made a shhing motion.
" Shh! " Gogeta shhed back.
Both let out several muffled giggles.
" Goggie the steps are too squeaky, we gotta fly to the lab. " Vejitto whispered.
" Oh-kay! " Gogeta gave him a thumbs-up, then hovered and flew past Vejitto and around the corner to the lab door,
" ....uh-oh. "
" What "uh-oh"? " Vejitto landed behind him.
Gogeta plopped Vejitto's goggles down infront of his eyes. The adjusted vision allowed Vejitto to see what the
younger fusion was talking about. Bulma had set up several types of road-barriers outside the lab door; orange cones, that
bright yellow tape that reads "danger", and 4 or 5 large signs reading " DANGER! GO AWAY! This means you Vejitto, Gogeta,
and Son-kun."
" Why did she tack Kaasan's name on at the end? " Gogeta wondered outloud.
Vejitto shrugged, " Maybe Toussan tried to come in here while we were gone? "
Gogeta put on the extra pair of gloves Vegeta had given him. He sweatdropped, " How do you get used to these? "
" Aw, its not hard. They're really comfortable! You're just wearing Mommy's and his are too small for you. " Vejitto
nodded smiling at his own gloves.
Gogeta started to move the various items surrounding the door to the lab while Vejitto weaved towards the doorknob.
Gogeta placed each item back where it had been as soon as he got past it. Vejitto grabbed the doorknob and sweatdropped to
find it locked.
" Hey Goggie? " he whispered, then quickly dodged as a beam of red light brushed past him. Gogeta intently kept his
watch on the way he was cutting through the door. He finished his large oval and caught the wood that fell out, then handed
the shut off the pen and handed it to Vejitto.
Vejitto followed Gogeta through the hole in the door, then placed the oval of wood back in the door and quickly
super-glued it back in. The duo flew down to where the time-machine was and turned the corner to where they had been almost
a dozen hours earlier.
" OHHHHHHH! " Gogeta pouted in diappointment.
" What? "
" Its GONE. "
Vejitto looked down. The blue powder had been wiped clean off the floor and machine, " OHHHHHHH...but, if Bulma
cleaned it why would she still have put up all those signs and stuff? " he tilted his head, confused.
Gogeta climbed up into the machine and looked around for anything different, " AH-HAH! " he said with delight.
Vejitto's head shot to attention, " What is it? " he said excitedly, teleporting next to Gogeta on the seat.
" This is new! " Gogeta happily poked a small gray box next to the control panel.
" Really? "
" Uh-huh! The time machine I came in, and remember the time we were playing hide-n-seek in the time machine and
everything got all fuzzy after that...this box wasn't here either time! "
" Do you think that's where the blue powder went? "
" ? " Gogeta shrugged.
Vejitto reached for the top of the box and lifted it slowly to reveal dozens of little wires AND a thin wall of the
box containing blue powder.
" HAHA! SUCCESS! " Gogeta pumped his fists in the air, then let out a yawn and flopped back in his chair, " Oh Jitto
I am sleepy... "
" Aww, Goggie don't fall asleep NOW! " Vejitto pouted, " Don'tcha wanna find out what the blue stuff does? We did
promise Mommy we'd tell him when did. "
" Hai... " Gogeta agreed, then sat up and let out another yawn, " Ohhh, I need some soda, Jitto. " he rubbed his
eyes. "
" Here u go! " Vejitto chirped, whipping out a can of pepsi.
" HOORAY! " Gogeta cheered, then opened it and took a drink.
Vejitto pulled out a second can and did the same, " Now if only we had some fish this would be a perfect snack! "
" Mmm-hmm! " Gogeta smiled contently as he drank, " Jitto you don't have any fish on you do you? "
" Fishes start to smell really bad if you keep them in your pocket for long, Goggie. Sorry. " Vejitto said, " There
is some up in the fridge though leftover from lunch. "
" Let's go then! " Gogeta grinned.
The two fusions held out the cans, " Cheers! " they clinked the cans together and a small amount of soda, unbeknownst
to the saiyajins, fell out of the cans and pummeled headlong towards the inside of the gray box and slammed into the blue
wall.
" *FWOOM*! "
Vejitto and Gogeta froze in place as everything around them suddenly went blue.
" That can't be normal. " Vejitto sweatdropped.
Gogeta gulped nervously, " This seems vaguely familiar. "
Vejitto turned to him, " ReallEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! "
" EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! " the saiyajins screamed as the vehicle they were in felt
like it was suddenly sucked down a black-hole. A flash of light occured in the lab. The light dissipated to reveal the
vehicle that had just been standing there now gone.
" MYBABIES! " Goku shot up in bed, hundreds of miles away.
" Goku-san they're all alright now go back to sleep. " Chi-Chi mumbled tiredly.
Goku looked around uneasily. He hopped out of bed and dashed down the hall. He opened the door to Gohan's room. Fine.
He dashed further down the hall and opened the door to Goten's room. Also fine. He placed his fingers on his forehead and
prepared to teleport to Capsule Corp.
" GOKU-SAN! "
" ? " Goku froze in place and looked over his shoulder to see Chi-Chi staring at him tiredly in her pajamas.
" They're alright. Gohan and Goten and the demi-Oujis are all ALRIGHT. Just come back to bed. " she groaned.
" But--but I haven't checked on Ji-chan and Goggie yet? " Goku said, worried.
" The OUJI is there to check on them Goku-san. They're fine. Now PLEASE lets get back to sleep. I can't afford a
headache tommorow. " Chi-Chi sighed, then trudged back to the bedroom.
" Oh-kay Chi-chan. " Goku said, removing his fingers from his forehead. He stared off into the hallway, still feeling
a small sense of panic in the back of his head, " I hope you are right. "
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" Ohhhhh..ohhh.. " Vejitto groaned.
" Now I know why there is a hatch on this thing. " Gogeta sat up and looked at the still-open hatch to the time
machine. Gogeta looked around and gasped, " Oh no! "
" Huh? " Vejitto sat up as well.
" Jitto our sodas! They're all over the seat and the floor and if Bulma sees it she'll know it was us cuz we're the
only ones other than Toussan who drinks it! " he gasped with fear.
" Uh..uh.. " Vejitto looked around nervously. He reached inside his pockets and perked up, " AHA! " Vejitto whipped
out a fairly large watergun and shot it at the floor and the seat, watering down the stickiness of the soda, " There! No one
will EVER know! " he said proudly.
Gogeta appluaded him, " You are so smart, Jitto! "
" HEE~~ " Vejitto grinned Son-style.
The two saiyajin hopped out of the time-machine.
" And now, FISH! " Gogeta pumped his fist in the air.
" FISH! " Vejitto repeated happily.
The fusions made their way back up the stairs inside the dark, unlit lab. Vejitto lightly pressed on the door to
knock the piece he had glued back in, out, only to have it not budge.
" Huh. "
" What is it Jitto? " Gogeta asked.
" This really IS super-glue. " Vejitto said, impressed, " Ah, Goggie do you think you could make another hole? "
" But, I did already. " he blinked, confused.
" Yeah, but the first one's stuck. " Vejitto told him, then looked down at the small bottle of glue he used, " Hn. It
DOES say "strongest glue in the world"; trademark. "
" Oh-kay! Step a-side please! " Gogeta chirped. Vejitto did so as the younger fusion whipped out the laser pen and
cut another hole in the door. Gogeta stepped out, followed by Vejitto who glued the second cut-out piece of the door back in
place.
" There. " Vejitto nodded, then looked around, " Hey, where'd all the signs and warning labels go? "
" And why is it morning...? " Gogeta looked confused.
" ... "
" ... "
" *GASP*! "
" *GASP*! "
" IT'S MORNING!! " Gogeta panicked, " Bulma is up already and she moved that stuff away and she probably knows we are
not still in our beds and she'll find out and we will be in so much trouble!! "
" Nowewont!! " Vejitto said quickly, starting to panic as well, " All we do is put our spy stuff away and then sneak
back up TO our rooms and pretend we're asleep in them before Bulma gets to them. "
" But, but what if she's been up there already? " Gogeta said, worried.
" Then we will, ah.....ah...we'll say we went out fishing with Toussan early this morning and that is why we weren't
in bed when she checked! " Vejitto thought up.
" Great! "
" Hmmhmmhmm, hmmhmmhmm, hmmhmmhmmhmmhmm. " a voice hummed, coming towards them.
Vejitto gasped, " ACK! It's Bulma's dad! He'll see us! Hide! " he grabbed Gogeta an whipped around the corner to the
kitchen. The duo sighed with relief, then watched Dr. Briefs walk up to the lab door, open it, and go downstairs.
" *WHEW*! Oh Jitto, if Bulma's dad had come down there any sooner... "
" ...he would've caught us. " Vejitto finished, both fusions a little pale.
" Well, we are oh-kay now, right? "
" Right! "
" Now let us enjoy the tasty treat that is FISH! " Gogeta grinned and they walked towards the fridge and opened the
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" VEGGIE! VEGGIEVEGGIEVEGGIEVEGGIEVEGGIEVEGGIEVEGGIE!! THEY'RE GONE!!! " a voice screamed in panic as Vegeta felt
himself being shook violently back and forth.
The ouji opened his eyes and sleepily looked over at the clock beside him, ::7:46am?!:: he twitched, then turned back
to the source that had awoken him; a very frantic and very worried-looking Kakarrotto.
" LITTLE VEGGIE THEY'RE GONE! " Goku exclaimed, " I KNEW I should have checked on them last night but Chi-chan said
to go back to bed and that they were probably fine but they weren't and now they are in danger and we need to save them
before it is too late and oh little Veggie what are we going to DO?! "
" Wa...wait, what? " Vegeta looked at him, still groggy.
" Goggie and Ji-chan, they have DISAPPEARED! " Goku said in a little voice with his eyes watered-up.
" WHAT?! " Vegeta shouted, this time alert, " Whadda you mean they DISAPPEARED?! No one just disappears, Kakarrotto!"
he sat up and got out of bed, still in his pajamas. Goku, however, was already in his gi.
" But they are not in their beds. And their ki is nowhere to be FOUND. " Goku sniffled, worried, " Do u think they
were KIDNAPPED, Veggie? "
" I seriously doubt that Kakarrotto. Are you sure they're not just masking their ki? " he went over to the cabinet
with his clothes and took out his blue tank-top and pants.
" No Veggie not with how quickly their ki's disappeared last night! I mean, I was sleepy so I couldn't tell who it
was at first but I knew it was two of my kids! "
Vegeta sensed around. Vejitto and Gogeta's ki's were mysteriously absent from the building. He pulled his pajama top
off and put his tank-top on.
Goku's eyes suddenly widened, " Oh no. Little Veggie you do not think they are--are-- "
" --they're not DEAD, Kakarrotto! I saw them just last night they're both completely healthy! No problems at all! "
Vegeta by this time had gotten his pants on and was working on his gloves, " I DO know however that they asked me for some
spy equipment to investigate a blue powder in Bulma's lab. I gave them some goggles, a laser-pen, and I gave Gogeta a pair of
gloves to avoid him getting any fingerprints on anything. Vejitto already wears gloves so he didn't need an extra pair. " he
said mostly to himself as he ran through the events of the previous day, " And I also know they were planning to go check it
out at night, that's why they needed goggles. "
" So, Veggie thinks Ji-chan and Goggie may be down in the lab? " Goku's face lit up with hope.
" I'd like to hope so Kakarrotto. Either way finding them is above the list of my current morning duties; meaning
I'll just take a shower later. " he sniffed his armpit and sweatdropped at the smell, " Hai. "
" Aww little Veggie, you do not smell THAT bad. " Goku laughed, " Besides, I enjoy your many Veggie-scented smells! "
" ...really? " Vegeta said, " ...I'm not completely sure how to respond to that. "
" Come little Veggie! " Goku grabbed him by the arm and prepared to race downstairs, " To Bulma's lab we go! "
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" *ta*ta*tap* *ta*ta*tap* *ta*ta*tap. "
" Aw, crap. " Vegeta said bluntly as he, Goku, and an annoyed Bulma who was currently holding a half-empty pepsi-can
and tapping on it with her fingernails, stood around the empty spot on the lab floor where the time machine used to be,
" You know, you really shouldn't have put "Danger" signs outside the door. They translate automatically to "Welcome" signs in
the mind of anything related to or spawned from Kakarrotto, including himself. "
" Uh-huh. " Bulma said, still physically annoyed, " I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DID THIS! " she shouted suddenly, chucking
the pepsi can to the floor.
Goku cringed.
" They KNEW it was dangerous! They KNEW the reprocussions time-travel can cause--heck one of them got here by USING
time-travel! And they KNEW--or at least should have picked up on--the fact that what I was working on was experimental and
involved the time-machine! " Bulma ranted as she paced back and forth, her rage changing to nervousness the more she went on.
Bulma whipped around to face Goku and Vegeta, " Do either of them even KNOW how to work the time-machine?! "
" ... "
" ... "
" PLEASE say yes! "
" I, can't tell you Bulma. " Goku shook his head, " But I know I do not know how to use it, and neither does little
Veggie. I mean, they could have learned on their own though. "
" Can't we track them and see exactly where they landed? " Vegeta asked Bulma.
" Vegeta I haven't even finished PLANNING setups for a system like that. " Bulma groaned, " What if they landed in
the prehistoric era? Or deep into the future? Unless they figure out how to work the machine and as long as it wasn't DAMAGED
by whatever they did to it while they were down here that's their only hope to get back! If only we knew WHERE they were!! "
Vegeta sniffed the air and caught the scent of some old caffeine. He saw something blue out of the corner of his eye
and walked over to one side of the room. The ouji picked up what looked like a very old half-empty pepsi soda can, " Well,
here's a start. "
" Vegeta what are you talking about you leave soda cans down her all the time when you come to assist me! " Bulma
sweatdropped.
" Heh~ " Vegeta smirked, " Hai, but you see Bulma, just several months ago the soda company redesigned the logo and
tint of their cans. This can appears over a decade old, yet sports the new and very recent design-alteration. Conclusion;
one of them dropped his can before they got shot through time and space, and the other dropped his after they got there and
since then nobody happened to notice it was here. " the ouji explained, " You dissect the can, you pinpoint exactly how long
its been here and that will give us an estimation of where Vejitto and Gogeta are. "
" ... " Bulma stared at him in shock.
Goku applauded, " YAY FOR LITTLE VEGGIE! For he is a gen-i-us! " he said proudly.
Vegeta grinned.
" Wow Vegeta, that is, that's VERY impressive. " Bulma said, still slightly shocked.
" Here. " Vegeta handed the can to her.
" But, that wouldn't explain how it got HERE here. " Bulma rubbed her chin, confused, " Normally when we time-travel
it creates a seperate timeline, a spinoff, when we alter events. But if they're in the past of OUR timeline then we would
remember bumping into them a while ago and our own present reality would be reshaped. "
" Well then its obviously neither one. " Vegeta replied, " The cans are sloppily covered in their own contents, some
of it could have easily sprayed on the control-panel and short-circuited some part of it. "
" I suppose that makes sense. " Bulma nodded, " But if that's so then we can't wait around for someone to help them
fix it and hope it'll land them back here. We have to find the exact time and send someone after them. "
" But Bulma how are we going to do that? " Goku spoke up, " We only have one time-machine, and that is the one that
belongs to Mirai which Ji-chan and Goggie took. "
" Well, " Bulma tossed the 'older' can in the air and caught it, " I do have a solution that may help us track down
them AND get a second time-machine to go after them with, but its not exactly going to be a walk in the park. "
" I enjoy the park, Veggie. " Goku smiled. Vegeta's cheeks flushed red and he sweatdropped.
The ouji turned back to Bulma, " And, this solution would be...? "
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" *GASP*! No FISH! " Vejitto and Gogeta looked inside the refridgerator in horror.
" But, but that cannot BE! " Gogeta backed up, shocked, " There is ALWAYS fish, Jitto! "
" M--maybe someone else ate it for breakfast... "
" BUT WHO! "
" Oh my, hello there. "
The fusions paused and turned around to see Bunni smiling at them.
" HI BUNNI-SAN! " Vejitto and Gogeta chirped.
" How are you doing this nice sunny morning! " Vejitto grinned.
" And did you perhaps take the fish that was in this fridge and cook something delicious with it for us to eat? "
Gogeta added anxiously.
" Oh you're so silly! There's no fish in there. Besides we're a little low on everything today, I'm going
food-shopping tommorow. "
" ... " Vejitto grew very confused, " But, you just went yesterday. "
" Yeah, we helped put the cold stuff away. " Gogeta added.
Bunni looked at them, then laughed, " Hahaha, oh that's funny. So! Who are you two handsome young men. Friends of
Bulma's perhaps? "
" Uh... " Gogeta blinked, now just as confused as Vejitto was.
" Are you both single? How do you feel about double-dates? "
" Umm, you know what? We're ah, we're gonna go in here now. " Vejitto laughed nervously, walking into the living room
, soon followed by Gogeta.
" Oh-kay then! "
" Geez, what is wrong with Bunni-san? " Gogeta scratched his head as they sat down on the couch, " Senior moment? "
" I'm not sure. " Vejitto glanced over his shoulder. Bunni had gone back to baking something.
" *ding-dong* " the doorbell rang.
The fusions glanced over at the door. It rang once more, then opened.
" Mom! Dad! I'm back--oof! " Bulma let out a jerked noise.
Vejitto and Gogeta's eyes widened 10 times over. Bulma's hair was in what could easily be the largest perm either of
them had ever seen. Infact her perm was so large it couldn't fit through the front door properly, hence the reason for her
jerked noise.
" Oh for crying out--UGH! " Bulma managed to pull her hair through the front door. She let out a sigh of relief and
fixed it.
Gogeta was the first to crack, " Heehee.....heeheehee..... "
Bulma blinked, then glanced to see two strangers on her couch. One giggling at her and the other trying his best not
to burst into a fit of laughter.
" Haha...BWAHAHAHHAHAHA!! " Vejitto finally let loose his laughter and the two fusions leaned against each other
laughing loudly.
Bulma cocked an eyebrow. The two laughs gave off an eerie deja vu sort of feeling that reminded her of both Goku and
Vegeta.
" HAHAHAAHEEHEEHEE....ah.. " Vejitto calmed down from laughing, " Oh wow Bulma that's...it looks, haha, GREAT on you.
Really. "
" Heeheehee, I didn't know your hair was long enough to make a perm that big! " Gogeta said, slightly surprised, " I
mean, we ah, we support you whatever hairstyle you decide on. "
" Has Mommy seen it yet? " Vejitto asked eagerly, wondering what Vegeta's possible reaction to Bulma changing from
such a short haircut to such a large one would be.
" Alright, who are you, what are you talking about, and how did you get in my house. " Bulma said, slightly creeped
out by how friendly the two strangers were treating her.
" ... " both fusions instantly went silent.
" ... "
" Uh-oh. " Gogeta suddenly spoke up, " Bulma too. "
Vejitto looked around, starting to get worried about their surroundings, " Umm, will you excuse us for a minute? "
he grinned cheesily at Bulma, then got up, grabbed Gogeta, and ran down the hall.
" Hey! Ji--ji---wait Jitto where are you GOING? " Gogeta sputtered as he was dragged down the hallway.
" Pleasebeherepleasebeherepleasebehere-- " Vejitto quietly and quickly whispered to himself, then screeched to a halt
and went pale, " Oh no.... "
" What? What is it? "
" Goggie, " Vejitto picked up the younger fusion and set him down infront of him, " Goggie what is supposed to be on
that wall that we see on it every single day? "
Gogeta looked around to see where they were, " A door? "
" And where does that door that is currently non-existant go to? "
" Toussan's gravity room. "
" ... "
" ... "
" TOUSSAN'S GRAVITY ROOM?! IT'S GONE!! " Gogeta gasped in realization, " But, WHY! Toussan LOVES his gravity room and
all the fun that comes with sparring under intense gravitational pull! "
" Goggie look around. Bulma has a huge perm, Bunni didn't recognize and was hitting on us, Bulma has a huge perm... "
" --OH NO WE'RE IN THE PAST! " Gogeta gawked, " Jitto we gotta get back to the lab and get back home before we change
the past and no longer exist or end up existing in altered states of age! "
" Calm down! " Vejitto exclaimed, getting panicky himself, " Remember like Mirai said and has been proved bee-fore;
going into the past does not change the timeline you came from but instead creates a NEW timeline. "
" So...we're not doing any damage to our timeline by being here? " Gogeta said.
" ...I hope not. "
Both fusions sweatdropped.
" WELL? "
Vejitto and Gogeta looked to their left to see Bulma standing there, slightly annoyed.
" Who ARE you? "
" Uh, we're uh, from the future. " Vejitto said.
" Yeah, we came here in a time-machine and now we're going back home! Sorry for the in-convenience!! " Gogeta smiled
and the two zipped past her towards the other hallway containing the door to the lab.
" Hey! Waitup! What do you mean "from the future"? Are you from Mirai's time? Do you know anything about the
androids? " Bulma shouted, running after them.
" Umm, we can't tell you that. " Vejitto laughed nervously, then reached for the doorknob only to have the door swing
open and nearly squash him against the wall if Vejitto hadn't lept away at the last second.
" My my what a terribly sticky situation. " Dr. Briefs walked off the stairs and into the hallway, wiping his hands
off with a small towel, " Is that your machine down there covered in soda? " he asked Vejitto and Gogeta.
" Yeah...why? " Gogeta asked slowly, nervous.
" Well if you plan on using it I suggest you wait around a while. Unless its properly cleaned out and checked to see
if the acidity in the soft-drink all over it hasn't eroded any of the cpu you're not going anywhere in that. " Dr. Briefs
laughed lightly.
" You mean we can't get back home?! " Vejitto gawked.
" Oh you should be able to return home, of course. It's just going to take some time to clean off the machine. AND
perhaps I should add in a beverage container while I'm at it. " Dr. Briefs thought outloud.
" How long will that take? " Gogeta looked worried.
" Oh I say at least several days or so. Half a week at most. "
" HALF A WEEK!? " Vejitto said, " But, but the Bulma in the present will notice us and the time machine are both
gone by then and she'll put 2 & 2 together and find out we snuck into her lab when we weren't supposed to and we'll be banned
from using the gravity room!! "
" And we luv using the gravity room SO! " Gogeta added.
" You snuck in there without my permission? " the Bulma with the huge perm asked them.
" Well, yeah. But we just wanted to know what the blue powder was! And you made it so TEMPTING to want to go check! "
Vejitto explained.
" Uh-huh. " Bulma sweatdropped, " Well if you ARE from the future--wait do we beat the androids? "
" Umm, its really complicated, but you're looking for just a one word answer, yes. " Gogeta replied.
" OH THANK GOD! " Bulma exclaimed with relief, " You know what, you two find a guest room you like and stay there for
now until dad fixes the machine for you. I gotta warn you it may be a little longer than he says; after all he's working on
several other projects--not to mention Vegeta destroying everything he gets his hands on keeps dad and I pretty busy. "
" So, where is Mo--ah, Vegeta? " Vejitto asked.
" Oh, he's outside in the gravity room destroying himself over "Kakorot". " she said flatly, " What else? "
" That's nice. " Gogeta gave her a false smile, " Can we go see him? "
" Can you handle 300 times gravity? "
" HAHAHAHAHA! Silly Bulma of course we can! " Gogeta laughed.
" Hai, we train with Mommy in 500 times gravity! " Vejitto boasted.
" Oh. OH! Don't tell Vegeta that, he'll go nuts on you if he knows you can handle gravity higher than he can. " Bulma
warned.
" Oh-kay! " Gogeta gave her an ok sign, then followed Vejitto outside.
Bulma did a double-take when she noticed something brown and furry coming out each of their backsides, " They have...
..TAILS? "
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" HA HA HA HA! " Vegeta punched the air in the glowing red gravity room with an angry look on his face, " I'LL SHOW
YOU KAKOROT! I REFUSE to believe you're the Densetsu! If YOU can accomplish the level of super saiyajin than I surely
can! " he shouted at the air while unbeknownst to the little ouji to faces stared at him through the window to the Capsule 3
spaceship.
" Is it just me, or does Mommy look even littler than he is now? " Vejitto said in disbelief.
" I think you are right, Jitto. " Gogeta said, his eyes wide as he mentally compared this Vegeta's size to the one
they knew and luved in the present. He smiled, " It is still nice to see Toussan though. I feel better. "
" Me too. "
" HEEYAH! " Vegeta blasted one of Dr. Brief's hover-bots. The ouji suddenly paused and looked over his shoulder to
blinked, stupified to see the window he had just sensed something from, empty, " Huh. " he went back to blasting more of the
round robots and felt the ki's appear behind the window again, then disappear when he looked over a 2nd time, " REVEAL
YOURSELF COWARD! " he stomped over to the window, then sweatdropped when he found it was just out of his reach. Vegeta
snorted and stood on his toes to look out.
Outside the spaceship just below the window Vejitto and Gogeta had pinned their backs against the ship.
" We are agreed right? " Vejitto whispered to Gogeta, " We talk to Mommy but do not reveal our identities or the
fact that we can reach several super saiyajin levels, right? "
" Right. " Gogeta nodded.
The window suddenly opened and something popped out of it.
Vejitto and Gogeta looked up to see Vegeta looking down at them.
" Who are YOU? And why do you have my hair? "
" Umm...we're from the future. " Gogeta smiled at him, " And its just me that has your hair, Jitto has Kaasan's but
it does this trick where it tries to not look like Kaasan's. "
A small vein bulged on Vejitto's forehead, ::Don't talk about my "Kaka-hair" to him!::
::Oh, oh-kay Jitto!:: Gogeta nodded, ::I still think its funny though:: he let out a mental giggle.
Vejitto sighed.
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, " Uh-huh. " he said, then sucked his head back in and shut the window. The ouji went back
to his training, " I swear the only sane place on this planet is inside this ship. " he mumbled to himself, then let loose
another kick on his imaginary opponent, " TAKE THAT KAKOROT! "
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" THEM!? You want us to contact THEM!? " Vegeta exclaimed as he, Goku, Bulma, and Bunni--who was making a sandwich
for herself stood in the kitchen.
" Well they DO have a time-machine for us to use, AND we have a way to contact them, unlike those in Mirai's
timeline. " Bulma calmly explained.
" Well I'm not doing it! I'm NOT going to be here to listen to him while he, he, goes on about things that aren't
going to happen even though to him they already have! " the ouji sputtered.
" I do not see what is wrong with contacting me 'n Veggie's future selves, Veggie. " Goku blinked, then smiled,
" They have the most bea-yuu-ti-ful spaceship EVER! " he clasped his hands together.
" POSSIBLE-future selves, Kakarrotto. REMEMBER? POSSIBLE-future! Meaning that its a future that is highly unlikely
because the two, parties would need to share a simliar non-platonic interest in certain things and have similar desires that
once set upon them are too strong and addicting for either to save themselves from? " the ouji explained, his face turning
redder by the second as he tried to talk around it.
" ...huh? " Goku looked very confused.
" I'm NOT going to enter a non-platonic relationship with you, ALRIGHT! " Vegeta grabbed him by the collar, nervous.
" Oh MY! Little Veggie I am not allowed to even think on non-platonic things related to Veggie! " Goku gasped, his
cheeks turning pink.
Bulma sighed, " The future ALWAYS gets you jumpy I should've just went right ahead and contacted them without your
knowledge. "
" NO! " Vegeta pointed at her, " I'm GLAD you told me. If it concerns the future including MY future and Kakarrotto's
future I want to know. " he snorted, " You know I still haven't found out if that possible-future Kakarrotto is indeed my
possible-future-self's Oujo. "
" Possible-future me must be so lucky to be his Veggie's Oujo... " Goku mused, his mind wandering off, " Althrough
possible-future me and possible-future Veggie were a little creepy. "
" No kidding. " Vegeta said flatly. His face went bright red when he realized he was still holding on to the larger
saiyajin's collar. Vegeta quickly let go, " Ah, haha. Ha. "
" Heeheehee. " Goku giggled back at him, unaware of why the ouji had laughed.
" Yeah. Sure. " Vegeta wiped the sweat off his brow, " Let's uh, call them. "
" Actually its not really "call"ing. It's more like..hacking into their video-satelite system through use of this
communication tray of theirs future Vegeta-- "
" *COUGH* "
Bulma sweatdropped at the death-glare on the ouji's face, " POSSIBLE-future Vegeta-- "
" That's better. " Vegeta said with a content little smile.
" --left behind, connected to one of my many super-computers. " Bulma finished. She tossed a capsule into the air
and out popped a laptop, " And there it is! " Bulma caught the laptop and set it down on the kitchen table. Bulma started to
connect the tray to wires in the computer as she turned it on, then once the laptop was up and running Bulma began typing
on the keys in a rapid, hacking motion while watching the tray's screen out of the corner of her eye.
Vegeta and Goku stared at the tray as the screen flickered with tv snow.
" You know I'm partially hoping this doesn't work so I can avoid any kind of tramatic scene that may be on the other
end of that screen. " Vegeta stated outloud.
" But Veggie if our possible-future selves can lend us their time-machine to save Ji-chan and Goggie.. " Goku trailed
off just as the screen flickered on to reveal one of the large, lavish rooms in the spaceship. However, there was no sign of
life in sight, with the exception of a brown furry tail wafting back and forth in the corner of the screen. The tail paused
and tilted at the three people staring at it from the other side, then went off-screen to tap something.
" Hm? " a sleepy possible-future Vegeta poked his head up on-screen. The ouji was wearing a dark red robe and pajama
pants.
" Umm, hi again! Did we wake you? " Bulma asked him.
" Wha--huh? " future Vegeta shook his head and rubbed his eyes, " OH! BULMA~! What a pleasant surprise! " he grinned,
" It's so very nice to see you. Kakarrotto and myself as well. " the ouji nodded to present Goku and present Vegeta, " How
are you Kakay? " he smirked at the present saiyajin.
" Heehee~ I am doing just fine, possible-future Veggie! " Goku chriped, smiling at him.
" That's very good, Kakay, always nice to hear you're comfortable and safe. " future Vegeta nodded, " So Bulma, is
this just a simple hello or do you need my and Kaka-chan's assistance with something? "
" Actually its the latter. " Bulma admitted, " Vejitto and Gogeta are somewhere in the past and we need to borrow
your time-machine to go save them. "
" Ah, the time machine. " future Vegeta thought outloud.
" V-sama~! We're out of whipcream! " a voice called from off-screen.
" What is Kakarrotto doing that desires the use of whipcream! " Vegeta demanded.
The ouji's future counterpart smirked, " Oh, you know, the usual. "
Vegeta looked confused, then paled.
" There's more in the fridge, Kaka-chan!! " future Vegeta called out.
" Thank u V-sama! "
" He BETTER be using that topping for a platonic purpose. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes.
" Vegeta... " Bulma sweatdropped, " That's not important right now-- "
" --OF COURSE IT IS THAT KAKARROTTO COULD BE USING WHIPPED CREAM FOR WHOKNOWSWHAT!! " the ouji exclaimed, his cheeks
flushing red.
" Eh? " possible-future Goku suddenly popped on-screen holding an ice-cream sundae covered in whipped cream on one
hand and the can of whipped cream in his other hand. The saiyajin had on the saiyajin oujo uniform.
" ... " Vegeta's face went blank, " OR he could simply be using it to satisfy his kaka-sweet-tooth. "
" Heh-heh. My my aren't we paranoid. " future Vegeta chuckled at the present one, " Anything happen with YOUR Kakay
lately? "
" HE'S NOT MINE! " Vegeta's entire face turned bright red, " Well, I mean, he is, JUST NOT IN THE CONTEXT YOU
WERE INSINUATING! "
" You beat Brolli yet? "
" ! " the ouji's face went blank, " What? "
" Did you beat Brolli yet? " future-Vegeta asked again with a smirk on his face.
" Yes we did little future-Veggie! " Goku grinned, " It has been a whole month to-day! "
" Wonderful. " future-Vegeta clasped his hands together, " That's one more hurtle jumped. You're well on you way to
becoming an Oujo, Kaka-muffin. "
" REALLY? " Goku gushed, his eyes sparkling with delight.
" DON'T TELL HIM THAT! " Vegeta snapped.
Future-Goku sat down on a chair in the background and began sweetly eating the ice-cream sundae and purring every
couple seconds.
Vegeta sweatdropped at the way the large saiyajin was eating. Future Goku glanced over at the ouji and winked at him.
Vegeta's face went bright red and he let out a whimper as he slid down off-screen.
" So can we use your time machine? " Bulma asked him.
" Of course you can. " future Vegeta pressed a nearby button as the others stared at him blankly.
" WHOA! " Bulma suddenly felt very dizzy for a moment, then reoriented herself, " God that hurt. " she rubbed her
head.
" Welcome to my humble abode. " a voice said slyly beside her.
Bulma looked over to her left and let out a yelp to see future Vegeta standing there smirking at her, " ACK!? " she
looked over to her right to see Goku and Vegeta looking as disoriented as she had been a moment ago, " Wait, how did you--? "
" Your genius has come a long way since your single time-machine days, Bulma. So many years from now--I won't give
you the specific date or else it could damage it from happening--you will create a way to implant the system that you use for
time-travel into other devices so you won't be limited to singular-person travel. It was really quite amazing the first time
I saw it. " future-Vegeta explained.
" Umm, thank you. " Bulma said, flattered yet confused, " How did we suddenly get move through time and space without
the aid of a device. "
" Funny you should ask that! That's also your doing. " future Vegeta replied.
Bulma's eyes widened, " WOW! You're kidding! "
" Nope. Infact most of the technology we use on the ship was created, or at the very least inspired, by inventions
you're going to create in the future. " the ouji led her around the room.
Bulma gasped as she took in the humongous room. It was true. Several things in the room she recognized from
blueprints to machines and items she hadn't even put into reality yet, " This is truely unbelievable... "
" *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*. " future Goku happily ate his ice-cream sundae, then paused when he felt something
staring at him from the right. He closed his eyes and smiled coyly, " Past V-sama, how nice to see you again. "
Vegeta froze.
Future Goku opened his right eye, " I know what you want, Past V-sama, you want to know if I am an offical Saiyajin
Oujo or not, well I am not telling because you are not allowed to know. "
" Kuso... " Vegeta snorted and sat back against the seat, his arms folded in a stubborn pout.
Future Goku sat up and held out his treat, " Ice-cream? "
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" So, you didn't really come here for a reason like Mirai did? " Bulma asked as she sat in a chair opposite the
fusions, who were on the couch.
" No. Sorry. " Vejitto sweatdropped.
" Anything about the future that I need to know about? "
" Wait, how long has Mo--Vegeta been living here? " Vejitto caught himself.
" About a week or so. " Bulma shrugged it off, " He's cute, but he's such a jerk! All he does is stay in that
gravity room all day and "train" to beat the androids and then Son-kun. I don't think he'll be able to beat Son-kun though.
After all he IS the super saiyajin. " she bragged.
" Aw, T--Vegeta isn't that bad. " Gogeta sweatdropped.
" Well, the only time he isn't being mean or egotistical or obsessed with Son-kun is when he's cooking or baking
something. I think that's his only true usefullness around here. Vegeta doesn't help clean up or work or anything, so making
food is as good as it gets. He's actually a very good cook. "
" Heehee, we know that! " Vejitto grinned.
" I mean, I didn't even know evil saiyajin princes COULD cook. " Bulma continued, " He stayed with us a while back
before going off into space to track down Son-kun and bring him home; you wanna talk about bizarre, during that time he made
friends with mom and Chi-Chi, they had this little food recipe-swapping thing, and they'd sit around and gossip and complain
about the rest of us. But since Vegeta came back from his little "space-voyage" he's become obsessed with Son-kun and hasn't
thought about anything else. Mom still thinks he's attractive but he's barely talked to her at all, and I don't think he's
even SEEN Chi-Chi since he stole her spaceship. She was a little ticked off about that but she's happy to have Son-kun home
and safe. "
" You haven't had anyone to talk to lately, have you Bulma? " Gogeta laughed nervously.
Bulma sighed, " No, no I haven't. God I must sound so overtalkative! " she groaned, " I can't help it! Everyone else
is training, even Yamcha! We have a date this weekend though and Son-kun said he may or may not stop by with Chi-Chi and
Gohan this evening. " she said, then whispered to them, " Piccolo needs a little 'alone' time. "
" ? " Vejitto blinked, " OH! That's right! Piccolo lived with To--Ka-- " he sputtered.
" --Goku and his family for 'those 3 years'. " Gogeta finished for him.
" Thank you. "
" You are welcome, Jitto~! " Gogeta chirped.
" Is that your name, "Jitto"? " Bulma looked over at him.
" Ah, well, it's a nickname actually. " Vejitto laughed, then paused, " We can't tell you our real names because they
would be a giveaway to our true identites and Vegeta's head would likely explode. "
" And then we wouldn't exist! " Gogeta nodded nervously.
" With how much he trains in there I'm surprised it HASN'T exploded yet. " Bulma chuckled.
" *POW*! " the front-door was kicked open. Vejitto and Gogeta quickly hid their tails underneath nearby pillows as
Vegeta walked in.
" Earth-woman. " he pointed at her.
" Bulma. " she replied lamely.
" Yes. I need to release the contents of my bowels. Where do I go? "
" I thought I showed you that the first time you came here. "
" HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER A SINGLE ROOM SHOWN TO ME OVER A YEAR AGO! " he exclaimed, " Just point me in the
direction, I'll find it myself.
Bulma pointed to the right, Vejitto pointed to the left, Gogeta pointed upward.
" ... " Vegeta stared at the in utter confusion.
" Heehee, brainfart. " Gogeta giggled.
" If you're going to be like that then I'll go water one of your plants instead. " Vegeta snorted, took off his
sneakers, walked over to one of the potted plants behind them and started to pull down his short-shorts.
" ACK! VEGETA DON'T! " Bulma exclaimed, hopping over the couch and running up to him.
" Oh MY. " Bunni smiled at the ouji, " Let him go Bulma dear, we can always get more plants. "
" Yeah you heard your mom. " Vegeta smirked only to have Bulma pick him up under the arms, then walk down the hall.
" I'm NOT going to let you ruin the plants in my house because YOU don't know where the bathroom is. " Bulma said,
annoyed. She plunked Vegeta down infront of a door and opened it, " Volia! A bathroom! "
" Alright then. " Vegeta entered. He stood in the middle of the room, looking around.
" ... "
" ... "
Bulma ran inside and flipped up the lid to the toilet, " Here! This one! THIS! "
" ...I knew that. " the ouji said, blushing with embarassment.
" Sure ya did. " Bulma said flatly, " Just wash your hands when you're done. " she left the room and closed the door.
" WOW Jitto, we are even be-fore Bulma broke up with Yamcha permanently. " Gogeta said in awe.
" AND before Mommy knew how to properly use a bathroom. " Vejitto added, then let out a giggle.
" Haha, rinse 'n repeat, Jitto! " Gogeta laughed.
Bulma looked down at her hands which were now sweat-covered, but much to her disgust not with her own sweat, " God,
can he possibly perspirate anymore than he already is? "
" *BRING*! *BRING*! "
" I'll get it! " Gogeta said cheerfully, dashing over to the phone and picking it up, " Helloooo~~ ? Oh HI Kaasan! "
he gushed, " Oop! I mean, ah, I mean, Goku. "
Vejitto slapped himself on the forehead and sweatdropped.
" Who is this? Oh, this is Gogeee-ah, I umm, I cannot reveal the identity of my name right now. Would you like to
speak to Bulma, Goku? " Gogeta asked, " Sure! Here she is! " he flung the phone infront of Bulma, who dashed by him.
" Wait wait wait! " she whispered loudly as she turned on the sink and washed her hands, then dried them off, " I am
SO going out this weekend and buying him some deodorant! " she tossed the paper-towel in the trash and took the phone,
" Hello? AHH! Son-kun! I'm so happy to hear from you! You'll be able to make it for dinner? That's great!....Oh, oh a little
vein bulging on Piccolo's forehead, really? No I, I think I understand why he wouldn't want to have a sing-a-long with you.
....you're right. He, uh, he needs his space......yeah I'd rather have him stay a 'good guy' too. You should take the little
paper party-hat off him, yeah I think that'd cool him down a little bit. Vegeta? He's in the bathroom, learning how to USE
the bathroom.......no its not CUTE, its frustrating and mentally painful! He threatened to pee on one of the houseplants if
I didn't show him where the bathroom was....Don't GIGGLE Son-kun! He's crazy!....yeah......yeah, sure 6 sounds fine. Oh WOW!
You got a driver's license? Congradulations!! And you're going to drive here, I can't wait to see this. Infact, I'll see you
at 6. Bye Goku! " Bulma said, then hung up, " WOW, imagine THAT! Son-kun DRIVING!....I better move my mailbox. " she said,
then turned to go do so.
" I hear Kakorot's coming to dinner. "
" ACK! " Bulma nearly fell backwards to see Vegeta randomly inches away from her, " VEGETA! Don't do that! "
" Is he? " the ouji demanded.
Bulma sighed, " YES Vegeta, he's coming to dinner. "
Vegeta smirked and rubbed his hands together menacingly, " EXCELLENT......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! " he laughed,
maniacally, then ran off.
" ... "
" ... "
Vegeta poked his head back out into the room, " By the way I'll handled dessert. "
" I'll make a note of it. " Bulma sweatdropped.
" Good. " the ouji said, then ran off again, " BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "
" Ugh. I hope he doesn't do anything mildly evil this evening. " she said.
" Mildly evil? " Vejitto blinked.
" Yeah, Vegeta isn't pure unrestricted evil anymore, but he still likes to prove his evilness from time to time
through mild almost-prank-like attacks usually on Son-kun or myself. " Bulma explained, " ...you mean this is a phase? "
Vejitto grinned, " Oh one of many MANY phases Vegeta goes through. "
" We are currently in the "I-want-Kakarrotto-all-to-myself-but-in-a-purely-platonic-manner" phase. " Gogeta nodded.
" Hai! The Kaka-war continues! " Vejitto chirped.
" The what? "
" Nothing. " Vejitto said quickly.
" Oh-kay. " Bulma said, suspicously glancing back and forth between the two fusions.
" *SLAM*! " the door to the bathroom suddenly swung open.
" I am finished. " Vegeta announced, stepping out into the hallway.
" *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*!! " Vejitto and Gogeta applauded him.
" Why THANK YOU! " the ouji beamed, doing a little bow, " I could get used to having a little applause now and then."
Bulma looked at Vegeta, then at the fusions, " Hey, you know that's strange, you three almost look like you could be
rela-- "
" --LOOK UP THERE! " Vejitto said suddenly, pointing upward and snapping Bulma out of her train of thought.
The others glanced up.
Vegeta rolled his eyes, " Whatever. I'm off to prepare dessert. " he said, then smirked, " And oh what a dessert it
shall be. " he said as he walked into the kitchen and picked up a rather large knife, " YOU BETTER PREPARE YOURSELF,
KAKOROT! This is going to be a VERY interesting TREAT indeed. "
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9:43 PM 4/29/2004
END OF PART ONE!
Chuquita: *WHEW*! Longer chapter than I expected. (sweatdrops) Sorry!
Goku: (smiles) Well I like it so far!
Chuquita: ^_^;; Thanks Son-kun. (to audiance) For anyone wondering why Past Veggie's using the Kakorot spelling instead of
"Kakarrotto", that's because it was the very first spelling I had for his name, and the one I originally used. Since Jitto &
Goggie are in the past, naturally the past spellings and such would be used. Actually I have a reason why Veggie used to
leave off the "to" at the end and spelled it that way. It's pretty interesting.
Goku: Heehee~~ (grins at Veggie)
Vegeta: (cheeks flush bright red) (shifts uncomfortably)
Chuquita: I'm surprised though, I had more planned out for this story than I thought--but that's always a good thing. The
more stuff planned out, the better the end result is for me. (to audiance) There's 3 additional hops through time in this
story Jitto and Goggie take. One to db, a 2nd dbz one, and one that happens even later than gt--but not in that order.
Vejitto: (blinks) PAST gt?
Chuquita: Yeah, you see I still plan on doing episode-parodies for a few Bebi, Super 17, and Shenlong's-mid-life-crisis eps.
Having you guys jump there now would get confusing once I get to that fic. (grins) Besides I picked a good spot in the future
for you to end up!
Vegeta: Good as in "kaka-good" or good as in good for me?
Chuquita: You actually.
Vegeta: (grins evilly) REALLY...
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I shouldn't have answered that.
Vegeta: (smirks) No, I'm glad you did.
Chuquita: (points to Veggie) Actually Veggie here gets to see a few of the skips cuz he goes after the fusions in either part
2 or 3.
Gogeta: (blinks) Either or?
Goku: (chirps) That means it depends on how fast the story moves!
Gogeta: OH!
Chuquita: (happily) (to audiance) SO! We'll see you sometime next week everybody! Byebye! (waves)
Vejitto: (grins) Drive safely!
Gogeta: Indeed!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) '_';;