Eh………sorry for, my lack of updating-ness………I actually forgot about this story totally. My friend told me to update it so, here is chapter 3. LONGER THEN ALL THE OTHER CHAPTERS TOO………or………I hope it is………and it is prolly better because I wrote all that stuff like………last year!!! glomps Chris Love ya!!!
Oh………and I secretly don't care if it doesn't turn funny anymore. I also secretly don't care if Ron completely ignores the fact that Hermione's a sex bunny. He's caught up in loving her
OH and I'm sorry if I spell Victor's name Viktor....and keep switching it....
Chapter 3 - Victor Krum
"RON'S IN LOVE WITH HERMIONE!" screeched Ginny's annoying voice. Oh damn her! She was listening into Ron and Harry's conversation.
"GINNY!" Ron screamed loudly with anger. He felt like he could kill her! He didn't even want to let Harry know his secret about Hermione, let alone his sister. "I SWEAR GINVERA WEASLEY (yes that is Ginny's really name, NOT VIRGINA) , I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" she shouted as he lunged towards his sister who was hiding behind the door that lead to the girl's dormitories.
But then something stopped him. Harry had grabbed Ron's sleeve, stopping him, and making him grunt loudly with anger. "Come on, mate," Harry said, "Who is Ginny gunna tell? She's your sister!"
"EXCACTLY! SHE'S A GIRL?!" Ron spat up at his friend.
"Oh…yeah…" Said Harry, letting Ron go as he stared off into space or something. Harry's letting go of Ron's sleeve made him fall forwards a bit. Then, Ron sprung after Ginny, chasing her up the girls dormitory stairs. But alas, then came the slide that the girl's dormitory stairs turned into. Ron went tumbling down the slide, to Harry's feet.
"Forgot about the slide? Didn't you mate?" Asked Harry to Ron who was sprawled out across the floor. Ron was so frustrated at this point he didn't even want to talk. Ron just moaned painfully, hoping Harry would understand that as a 'yes'. Harry chuckled and held out a hand to help Ron get up onto his feet. Ron grabbed the hand that was offered to him and Harry heaved Ron up off the Gryffindor Common Room floor.
"Thanks mate" Ron grumbled as he found his balance when he stood up.
"Don't mention it, hey, look Ron." Harry said, nudging Ron with his elbow and jerking his head over to the entrance of the common room. There Hermione stood, fully changed into her Hogwarts uniform. This made Ron slightly disappointed, the outfit she was wearing early today…well…
"Why don't you go talk to her Ron! Tell her that Krum is up to no good!" Harry added.
Ron only put his head down, feeling his ears starting to burn with embarrassment. He couldn't look at Hermione. Not after what had just happened between him, Harry, and Ginny.
"Move over Harry!"
"Oh Shit! Thanks for shoving me into this bush! Now I have a thorn in my arm! Just great!"
"We're sitting in a bush Harry…I can't shove you into a bush when we're in a bush-"
"Oh shut up, Ron!"
"Shhh…wait…Harry! There they are! That's Krum and Hermione…Don't you dare touch her hand-"
"OH SHUT UP RON, I CAN'T HEAR!"
Ron and Harry were currently hiding in a bush in Hogsmeade right outside the Three Broomstick's. Ron had decided to go along with Harry's plan of spying on Hermione and Victor Krum's date. Unfortunately, Harry had foolishly forgotten all about the date and had carelessly left his invisibility cloak up in his trunk up in the Boy's Dormitory, and by the time that Harry had noticed he had forgotten it, they were already in Hogsmead, and it was too late. So the boys had to spy on Hermione and Krum the muggle way.
Ron was also so caught up in this whole date with Hermione and Krum thing, that he didn't even care how sexy Hermione looked that night………
"Oh Merlin Harry, I can't hear what Krum's saying…DAMNIT HERMIONE'S BLUSHING!" Ron screamed angrily. "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON! Maybe we can get over to those bushes by that bench-"
"Are you shitting me?" Harry hissed "Those bushes are right under their noses!"
"OH MY GOD, SHE KISSED HIM ON THE CHEEK--"
"RON! JUST SHUT UP SO I CAN THINK!"
"Wait! WAIT! They're walking…INTO THE THREE BROOMSTICKS! Come on Harry!" Ron said with energy, hopping out of the bushes. He didn't care how many thorns from the bushes he had in his skin, or even how poisonous they where, he had to find out what was going on with Krum and Hermione!
"RON! HOLD UP! I HAVE ABOUT A MILLION OF THESE PRICKLY THINGS IN MY ARMS…AND MY LEGS!" But Ron didn't have time to hold on.
"Hurry Harry! Didn't you see those two!? HERMIONE GAVE HIM A KISS ON THE CHEEK! I can't see her do this to him and not me!"
Suddenly Harry took a grip of Ron's shoulder to calm him down.
"You love Hermione…a lot…you would risk your like for her, right?" Harry asked. Ron started at his friend in confusion, it was a bit of a random question.
"Yes." Ron answered truthfully and seriously.
"I can tell" Harry said grinning at Ron. "now lets get in that bar and see what Hermione's up to!"
Harry and Ron carefully snuck into the Three Broomsticks, attempting to get a close seat to Hermione and Krum. They luckily found a table right next to them, and attempted to act natural as they fumbled to use their menus as a wall so Hermione and Krum could not see them. It would have been a whole lot easier if Harry had remembered the cloak, so at least he could see what was going on.
"Her-mi-own-ninny...I just vant to zank you for coming on zis date weeth me, I know your friends don't like me, but I really like you--" Krum started as his drowned on. Damn his horrible speech, why couldn't that bastard pronounce words better?!
"Oh the nerve he has to say that." Ron muttered angrily. But Harry hissed at him to keep quiet.
"I enjoy to be with you Viktor." Hermione said soothingly "And the truth is, I guess my friends sometimes can be a little too over protective as me--"
LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE was written all over Ron's brain at this time
"Especially Ron I guess." Hermione added.
"He ees zee red-head?" asked Krum.
"Yes"
This made Ron blush, Hermione mentioned him, not in a very good way, but at least she had him on her mind-
"Anyways, how was zee last veek of your summer vacation been?" Krum asked. "I hope zee two veeks you spent weeth me een Bulgaria een July vere enjoyable--"
Ron felt as if his ears were about to explode. Hermione…spent two weeks with Krum…most likely alone…the end was near. Ron felt as if he could just kill off the whole world by screaming so loud.
"Of course, the holiday I spent was you was wonderful!!" Hermione giggled. Ron saw Harry look up at him and give him a sympathetic look. "and the last month I spent at Ron's house…as usual." The way Hermione said 'as usual' sound as if she was talking about a species of grass! HOW DARE SHE! The presence of Krum was melting her brain or something…HE WASN'T EVEN THAT CUTE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER?!
"You spend every August weeth Ron?" Krum asked.
YEAH! AND WHATS WRONG WITH THAT? MAYBE SHE LIKES IT YOU BIG NOSED SON OF A BITCH!
"Yes, actually this summer he taught me how to fly on a broom, maybe when I get a bit better we can play some Quidditch!" Hermione said. When she mentioned this, it made Ron smile, he knew this would never happen, and it allowed a lot of anger he had in him currently escaped him. He remembered it so well.
(August 21st 1996)
"Don't fall off the broom!" Ron laughed.
"I'm trying!" Hermione giggled.
"Come on 'Mione! Your toes are an inch off the ground!"
"Well maybe I don't have great balance , Ron!" Hermione said gripping the broom handle with one hand and letting her other hand fall on Ron's shoulder, attempting to keep herself upright.
"Just got a bit higher, I promise I won't let you fall--" Ron said calming. Hermione nodded and pulled the handle of the broom up a bit, making the broom level to the height of Ron.
Hermione quickly let out a shriek of fear and started down at Ron.
"I promise I won't let you fall." Ron repeated staring at Hermione, smiling. "Just go forward a bit, lean just a bit-"
And with that Hermione jolted forward quickly.
"NO LEAN BACK!" Ron shrieked, to the Hermione who was now totally out of control on a broomstick.
Hermione jolted backward, curving side to side, just at the same speed as when she was going forward.
"RON! HELP!" she screamed.
"JUST GET YOUR BODY STRAIGHT! STRAIGHTEN YOUR BACK!" Ron yelled as he chased after Hermione. Suddenly Hermione came to a complete halt, swaying to her left, Ron knew what was coming next. He quickly leaped out and snatched her off the broom before she could fall off the broom and onto the grass.
Her breathing was quickened and her eyes were filled with fear.
"I promised." Ron said staring down at Hermione.
Too frightened to speak, all she did was nod.
He laid Hermione on the grass and let her catch her breath.
"Don't let me ride a broom ever again-" She said. "I doubt I could go any higher then that anyway" She said chuckling. "I'm afraid of heights!"
And then he snapped back to reality.
"Ron!" Harry kissed. "Their bloody kissing!"
Ron's heart then suddenly dropped, and he immediately peered over the menus to see Ron and Krum, leaning over the table and kissing each other. Instead of getting angry, like he thought he would, the sight of them saddened his heart. Why wasn't he in this position, perhaps he wasn't good enough for Hermione, perhaps he needed to be a famous Quidditch star to get her attention.
"Excuse me boys-" a young waitress, about in her early twenty's said, blocking Ron's view of Hermione and that piece of filth that should have never been placed on this planet-- "If your just going to sit here and not get anything, I must ask you to leave-"
"Uh…yeah…we'll just have two butterbeers please." Harry said idly still trying to get a glimpse of what was happening and slapping down a few silver coins on the table from his pocket. The waitress picked up one of the and Ron dove for it in her hand.
"We need that…" Ron said quietly, trying no to make a scene as best he could.
"Well, I'm sorry but you can't have it!" The waitress said a bit angrily.
"BUT…I NEED IT!" Growled Ron through gritted teeth, as if it were to save him from dying.
"Well, IT IS MY JOB TO COLLECT THESE, AND YOU MAY NOT HAVE IT!" The waitress barked loudly, loosing all patience, trying to yank the menu from Ron's grasp.
"Can't we just borrow it for the time we're here-" Ron said quietly to the young witch, noticing a few tables around them starting to focus their attention to Ron and the waitress.
"NO, THIS HAS BEEN THE AWFULLEST DAY IN MY LIFE!" The waitress screamed. "FIRST, MY BOYFRIEND DUMPS ME AND LEAVES ME FOR SOME STUCK UP SLUT, AND THEN, A CHILD THINKS IT IS FUNNY TO BREAK MY WAND, AND NOW I'M QUITTING THIS STINKING JOB! JUST KEEP YOUR MENU I DON'T BLOODY CARE ANYMORE!" The witch roared as she threw the menu at Ron, storming away.
Ron turned to Hermione, who was glaring right at him. Three words. This. Wasn't. Good.
"RONALD WEASLEY, YOU BLEEDING BASTARD, HOW DARE YOU-" She shrieked. Harry cut her off, attempting to defend Ron,
"Hermione- it's not what you think! Me and Ron were just-" But then Hermione cut him right back off.
"Whatever, Harry! You and Ron, who just happened to say you were going to stay back at school and fix up your summer potions essay, are here, next to the same table me and Viktor are sitting at!" Hermione yelled sarcastically to Harry.
"Hey! Krum!" called out a wizard who looked nineteen years old, "KILL THE RED HEAD WHO'S TRYIN TA STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND!" a few of the wizard's friends laughed. Ron ignored this comment.
Ron felt so horrible, he just wanted to die right then and there. Hermione was more then furious at him, and he knew the whole bar was staring at this scene, thinking how much of a bastard Ron was. And he had to admit, this had been the lowest things he had ever done in his life.
"Hermione?" Ron said calmly, hoping she would listen to what he had to say. There was silence, Ron looked over at Krum who was glowering at him.
"What?" Hermione asked, giving into the silence.
"You think we could talk alone…outside?" Ron asked. Hermione let out a sigh of frustration and rolled her eyes. Ron looked over again at Krum, who was still glaring at him, but it was now one of those glares a father gave a boy who had to be about 5 years older than the girl he was taking out to a date. One of those 'if-you-dare-lay-a-hand-on-her-I'll-kill-you' glares.
"Fine." Hermione spat. "Viktor, I'll be back soon." Hermione added as her and Ron silently made their way outside.
For a Friday night, the streets of Hogsemead were very quiet and empty, so it wasn't difficult to find a place for Ron and Hermione to sit in quiet and talk.
They had walked to an empty park bench on one of the sides of the Three Broomsticks and silently sat down saying nothing. Hermione sat with her arms folded angrily, glaring at nothing really, and Ron sitting with his head in his hands staring at some early autumn leaves that had already started to fall on the ground.
"Why'd you do something so low, Ron?" Hermione asked furiously. "I except so much more from you…I truly did." Hermione barked, breaking the silence of the cool September night.
"Because I hate him, Hermione!" Ron said.
"Well I hate Paravati and Padama but you don't see me doing low things to her just because you and Harry went to the Yule Ball with them! And in the beginning of our fourth year, I'm afraid you were the one who was oogling over Viktor!"
"I WAS NOT OOGLING!" Ron barked, as he lifted his head from his hands. "HE WAS JUST A GOOD QUIDDITCH PLAYER! AND NOW I BLOODY HATE HIM BECAUSE SOMETIMES I FEEL HE'S STEALING MY FRIEND AWAY!"
"Your not my father!" Hermione snapped, "I can date whoever I want!"
"But, everyday it gets harder for me to just-" Ron said quietly wanting to confess his true feelings to Hermione, and then not, it wasn't the perfect time. He wanted their relationship to be perfect.
"Why Ron? Why is it harder for you?" questioned Hermione crossly. Ron gulped. The answer was because he loved her. And it screamed over and over in his head. He was too afraid to tell her, not now, not when she was angry with him.
"Look Mione, I-I don't want to loose you to this guy." said Ron looking at Hermione, her back of her head towards him. "And you're the best friend I could ever have, and I couldn't bare to loose you-" Hermione whipped her head around and looked at Ron, right into his eyes.
"But, you hurt me, Ron," She said tears filling her eyes, "I can't go through life with anymore paint, after my parents split………I just can't!" She sniffles, tears starting to stream down her cheeks.
"Hermione, please don't cry. I promise I'll do anything to make you feel better………I promise I won't let you fall."
"OH RON! I forgive you!" Hermione squealed, bursting into tears and throwing herself around Ron, crying into his chest. "Y-You're my best friend!" she said, muffled because of speaking into Ron's torso. "I wouldn't want to loose you either."
Ron smiled embracing Hermione and her sniffling stopped as a few moments passed.
"Hermione?"
"Hmmm?" she asked without breaking the embrace.
"I lo-"
"HERM-OWN-NINNY!"
Oh boy.
"Yes Viktor?" Hermione asked, breaking away from the hug and looking at Krum who was standing next to Ron and Hermione furiously.
"Zees relationship vill not last, your friends always keep getting in zee way of zings and have made a public fool of me, zis will also not make good headlines in zee news-" Krum snapped.
"Your…b-breaking up with me?" Hermione asked. "Because of …publicity?"
"DO YOU VANT YOUR NAME WIRRTEN ALL OVER ZEE PAPERS SAYING 'POTTER'S SVEETHEART CHEETING ON HIM WITH QUDDITCH STAR VICTOR KRUM!'?" Krum bellowed at Hermione.Hermiones eyes filled up with tears again.
"Goodbye" Krum spat, and with a loud pop, he was gone…
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Harry and Ron escorted Hermione back to the castle and all the way there was non-stop bawling out of her.
When they reached the Gryffindor common room, Hermione's bawling came down to silent tears and sniffling. Harry winked at Ron before leaving the two alone on the sofa by the fireplace.
Ron sat up on the sofa and Hermione climbed onto the sofa, curling up very close to Ron, with her head on his lap. Since she was crying so much, she had gotten the hiccups, and every few minutes he would feel her hiccup silently.
"Ron-" hic "thanks for being there" hic "for me" Hermione said drowsily.
"Anytime" he said as he took his hands and started to run them through Hermione's thick and bushy hair. "You can come to me anytime, anywhere, and I'll be there for you." he added as he felt Hermione's head nod and then she hiccupped.
The two sat there in silence for a few moments and Hermione hiccupping every few seconds.
When Hermione's hiccups stopped, Ron realized that she was sleeping. He didn't have the heart to wake her, nor did he have the heart to leave her alone on the sofa. So he deiced to sleep on the sofa with her. He knew she would understand.
Trying his hardest not to wake Hermione, Ron slipped his and her shoes off and turned his body around so his head was resting against the one of the armrests of the sofa and his feet on the other. He allowed Hermione's head to lay on his lap, as she was curled up in a ball next to Ron's body.
He looked at the beautiful sleeping Hermione, brushed a strand of her hair out of her face, and smiled.
"I love you Hermione." he said. Now if only he could say it to her out loud when she was awake.
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Yeah………the plot kinda died there………BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO?! SUE ME!! MWAHAHA HA! MWAHAAHA hands everyone free cookies
OOH! COULDN'T YOU ALSO SEE HOW………HAPPY that ending with Ron and Hermione happened, and Krum just DECIEDED to break up with Hermione…Boy this plot sure does suck. I just hope you enjoy my writing even though it's not my best.