4:45 PM 5/14/2004

E-mail: lac31685aol.com

By: Chuquita

Quote of the Week: -from dbgt #14 "Can We Get the Rhythm Down Perfectly!? Capture Ludo!!"

{Goku:} Oh crap! Don't use "One, Two, Three," I know I can't keep up...can we use other things instead?

{Bonpara:} What would you like, then?

{Goku:} Umm..."Pork chops...Seafood...Fries!"

{Bonpara:} What? You're kidding. What kind of chant is that?

{Pan:} What did he say?

{Bonpara:} Pork chops, seafood, fries.

{Pan:} What the heck? No matter. Say it and attack! And let's all attack!

{People:} Yes!

{Bonpara:} Goku, can we start over?

{Goku:} Okay, I know this kind of countdown won't be a problem.

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Chuey's Corner:

Goku: (eating french fries) Mmmm—— fries———

Vegeta: Where did you get those?

Chuquita: Welcome to part 5 everybody!

Gogeta: (taps Goku) Can I have some?

Goku: (happily) Sure! (offers box to Goggie)

Vegeta: (to Chu) Interesting choice of quotes..

Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Well, it's after 5:00, I'm hungry...

Vejitto: Hai dinnertime is soon! (rubs his tummy in anticipation)

Vegeta: (gets up) I'm going to heat up some pizza rolls...

Chuquita: But we don't have an oven in here..?

Vegeta: (turns to Son) Kakarrotto!

Goku: :)

°oven instantly appears°

Vegeta: (sweetly) Thank you Kakarrotto. (pats him on the head)

Goku: HEE—— (cheeks flush pink) I'm a good lil helper!

Vegeta: (smirks) Of course you are. (whips out bag of pizza rolls and opens it)

Chuquita: Anyways, this is part 5, the chapter where Veggie finally takes his turn at time-travel, Goggie and Jitto try to

get this time's Bulma to help them, AND where past Goku is in a body-cast!

Goku: (shudders) Hospitals are SCARY, Chu-sama...

Vejitto: (nods in agreement)

Gogeta: (suddenly in surgeon garb) I don't think so.

Goku: ACK!

Vegeta: Heh-heh-heh, (to Goggie) You got a spare one of those for me?

Gogeta: No....I have a nurse's outfit? (holds up bag)

Vegeta: ...nevermind. (goes back to cooking pizza rolls)

Chuquita: I'm happy we got up to 5 chapters out of this. We haven't reached 5 since "Densetsu".

Vejitto: (stomach growls) Oohh...Toussan any fries left?

Goku: A couple. (holds out box)

Vejitto: YAY! (grabs a handful of fries) Mmmmm——

Chuquita: Ya know what's funny? Right before that quote when they talk about having a "one two three" countdown, Son-kun

has trouble saying "one two three" and says he's bad at english.

Vegeta: (looks over at Son)

Goku: :)

Vegeta: God I can only IMAGINE what it would be like if Kakarrotto had trouble speaking ENGLISH! And he doesn't know SAIYAGO.

Goku: (chirps) We could've communicated through the language of HUGS! (wiggles fingers at Veggie as if preparing to glomp)

Vegeta: (nervous laughter) Ah, hahahaha, no thanks.

Vejitto: (grins) And now,

Gogeta: --here is Part 5! :)

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Summary: Time-travel shouldn't be that hard, right? After Bulma forbids Vejitto and Gogeta from entering the lab due to an

important experiment, their curiosity gets the best of them and the duo sneak into the lab during the night. But what happens

when her "important experiment" sends the fusions hurtling back and forth through time and space? Will they be able to go

about un-noticed without destroying the timeline? Will they be able to convince a Bulma who's never met them to fix a machine

she barely knows anything about? And will future Veggie and future Goku be able to help those in the present track down the

fusions to begin with?

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Part 5 Chapter Titles: Time-Traveling Veggies l Body Cast l Veggie meets up with Jitto 'n Goggie! l "Kakarrotto's in the HOSPITAL?!" l To the Hospital! l Veggie-Surprise! l Chi-Chi gets kicked out of the hospital? l Veggie doesn't like using elevators l The 12th floor l OWW.. l Mistaken Identity! Come back with my ototochan!! l Fusions reunited l A senzu for Son-kun l Time to go home l Sleepy Fusions? Goodnight ;) l

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      " BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! " Vegeta laughed as he piloted the time machine through time and space, " Well, this hasn't

changed much since the last time I was here. " he looked at the blue void he was currently flying through. The time machine

was suddenly yanked down and landed in the very same spot Vejitto and Gogeta's time machine had landed not only 10 minutes

ago, " Huh. That was strange. I didn't press anything. " the little ouji looked down at the controls.

      " AHHHHHHHHH!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! IT'S THE EVIL ALIEN!! "

      Vegeta's head bolted up to attention.

      " HE'S RETURNED TO DESTROY US ALL!!! " a second voice screamed in horror.

      The small saiyajin quickly glanced around to see he was in the middle of a street and had dozens of people running

away from him.

      " Eh? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.

      " All citizens of WestCity are to be on the lookout for the remaining alien who may or may not have left the

planet's atmosphere. " a voice said from behind him.

      Vegeta whipped around to see his picture on the many tv's behind the glass electronics store window, " ...geez was I

really THAT SHORT at one point? " the ouji looked down at his legs.

      " You know you really should get going. Bulma and Kakarrotto and the others are counting on you. " a little

Vegeta-angel popped up infront of him.

      " My conscience. " the little ouji said lamely.

      " That's correct. " he nodded.

      " Don't listen to him! You only listen to him because he's a Kaka-lover! " a little Vegeta-devil popped up next to

the angel.

      " I am NOT! " the Vegeta-angel gasped with embarassment, his face turning bright red.

      " Look at them Vegeta, people running from you, in FEAR! Screaming in horror at the mere sight of you! How many more

chances like this are you going to get? "

      " Not many... " Vegeta trailed off, starting to smirk.

      " Don't you finish that smirk! You have fusion-babies to save! " the Vegeta-angel pointed out, " Kakay would be SO

disappointed in you if you didn't go save them right now! "

      " Hai... " the little ouji started to pout, " I don't want Kakarrotto to be disappointed in me... "

      " Kakarrotto doesn't HAVE to know about this! You heard Bulma! EVERYTHING you do here has absolutely NO consequence

on the present or future! "

      " Hmmm... " Vegeta pressed the button that opened the hatch to the time machine.

      " VEGETA DON'T! " the Vegeta-angel grabbed him by one of his hair-spikes, " What would Kakarrotto do in this

situation? He wouldn't go off and start blasting things for pure entertainment! "

      " You don't HAVE to blast things, you can just, ya know, scare people. " the Vegeta-devil grinned evilly.

      " I DO like to scare people.. " Vegeta rubbed his hands together.

      " NO! Don't SCARE them! It'll make Kakay cry! And Kakay's the ONLY ONE who has complete unwaivering trust in you!! "

      Vegeta's eyes widened, " I would NEVER want to make Kakay cry... " he said in a little voice.

      " SO? Do you even SENSE Kakarrotto around here?! "

      Vegeta paused and looked around for a Kaka-ish ki, " No...no I don't. " he turned to the Vegeta-angel and pointed to

the Vegeta-devil, " He wins, byebye! " Vegeta grinned.

      " Ohhhh... it's Majin Buu all over again! FINE! Off to the dark side with you! " the Vegeta-angel pouted, then

poofed out.

      " I knew ya could do it, genius! " the Vegeta-devil patted him on the shoulder, then poofed out as well.

      Vegeta sweatdropped, " I really gotta stop having conversations with myself. " he then turned to where the dozens of

people who had run off were currently hiding behind objects on the street and staring at him. Vegeta hopped out of the

time machine and capsulized it, " I suppose if I only cause mayhem for a LITTLE while, I'll be oh-kay. " Vegeta concluded.

He cleared his throat, " COWER IN FEAR MORTALS AT THE SHEER POWER OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! " he shot off

several ki blasts into the air.

      " EEK! RUNAWAY!! " one person screamed and the rest of them went running.

      " RAAAAAAAAA! " Vegeta blasted off after them, " Heh-heh, I kinda missed this. " he smirked, " RAAAAAAA!! "

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      " Oop! "

      " °thump° "

      " Oop! "

      " °thump° "

      " Ohhhh... " Goku pouted. He was in a full-body cast in hospital room that happened to have a tv just slightly out of

the view of one who was lying on their back. Vegeta had beaten him up pretty bad. And the next crop of senzu beans wasn't due

to be out for at least several weeks. Not to mention he was hooked up to machines in order to eat and go to bathroom with.

Gohan, Kuririn, and Yajirobe had been released from the hospital and gone home with the rest of the gang, leaving Goku alone

in the big scary hospital room. At least until Chi-Chi came back from whatever errend she was running, " I wonder if Vegeta

has to deal with all this, wherever he is now. "

      " Downtown West City is still in utter chaos as the remaining alien now terrorizes the town. " the tv said several

feet infront of him.

      " WHAT?! " Goku yelped, trying to see.

      " As to his change in clothing and fully revived health, no one can be sure. The good news however is that so far

he hasn't killed anybody, bringing this little alien's victim count up to...0. " the newscaster cocked an eyebrow, " 0 are

you kidding me he hasn't killed anybody then why are we--oh, alright. The alien appears to be armed and dangerous. We are

alerting all remaining citizens to get indoors and stay there. We'll be back with more on the Space-Alien-Crisis, after

a word from our sponsors. "

      " °click° " Goku heard the sound of the tv being shut off.

      " Hey sweetie, " Chi-Chi suddenly came into view, " The doctor says you're healthy enough to eat through your mouth

again, but no solid foods---so, " she opened the lid to the small can she had with her, " I liquified some fish for you. "

      " AHHH! " Goku squealed, then let out a yelp of pain as his ribcage throbbed, " Owww... "

      " Shh! " Chi-Chi shh'd him, " You have to be quiet, it's past visitation hours, I'm not even supposed to be in here.

I snuck in through the window. " she smirked and pointed across Goku. Goku turned his head enough to see the now-open window

in his room and Kinto'un hovering just outside it.

      " I LOVE U CHI-CHAN! " Goku chirped.

      " SHHH! "

      " Oh....shhh. "

      " ... "

      " ... "

      " I love u Chi-chan! " Goku chirped with only mild loudness.

      Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Here. " she plunked a straw into the jar, " I'm not sure how it's going to taste in liquid

form; frankly it made me a little queasy to even look at, but I still hope you like it. " she smiled and held the straw up

to Goku's mouth.

      Goku reached forward and grabbed the straw with his teeth, then began to contently sip the fishy substance, " Mmmmm,

fish—— . It is actually not too bad in liquid form, Chi-chan! "

      Chi-Chi looked him up and down and shook her head, " I can't believe ONE PERSON did all this to you, Go-chan. This is

even worse than Piccolo! "

      " Silly Chi-chan! " Goku said between sips, " Vegeta is a MUCH better and MUCH stronger fighter than Piccolo! I can't

WAIT to fight him again!! " he gushed.

      She sweatdropped at him, " How can you compliment the guy who ALMOST KILLED YOU!? "

      " Aw, I don't think he would'a killed me. After all then he'd be the only one of his kind left. "

      Chi-Chi sat back, " You have a point... "

      " I bet if I actually got to talk with him I could find out WHY he's so lonely and we could even become °friends°! "

Goku smiled.

      " NOW I think you're stretchin' it. " Chi-Chi said wryly.

      " No really! Chi-chan if you learned how to sense ki you'd believe me. He was really lonely, and scared. Vegeta only

lashed out at me to keep himself feeling like he was in control. "

      " Well, I disagree with you, but I'm not going to argue with you when you're in THIS state. " Chi-Chi shrugged and

Goku continued to sip the fish smoothie.

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      " BWAHAHAHAHA! °ZAP° °ZAP°! GOD IS THIS FUN! "

      " Mommy? " Vejitto looked up from the chocolate ice-cream cone he was eating and glanced out the window.

      " I heard Toussan TOO, Jitto. " Gogeta, eating a similar ice-cream cone, looked to his left. The two were in a booth

at an ice-cream parlor.

      " But that is impossible, Mommy's up in outer-space right now? Right? " Vejitto looked confused.

      " UNLESS, it's OUR Toussan from the PRESENT come to SAVE us! " Gogeta grinned.

      " °ZAP° °ZAP° °ZAP°!! " a little blue blur blasted by the window in the other direction this time, people screaming

in fear and running away from him.

      Vejitto got up and walked outside of the ice-cream parlor, then waited as the blur came back the other way a third

time. The portara fusion grinned and held out his arm, grabbing Vegeta by the big red cape.

      " °ACK°! " the ouji yelped.

      " MOMMY!! IT IS YOU! " Vejitto glomped the little ouji tightly.

      " YAY! I WANNA HUG TOUSSAN TOO! " Gogeta lept out of his seat and glomped Vegeta from the other direction, " WE

MISSED U SO MUCH TOUSSAN WE ARE SO HAPPY TO SEE U!! " he bawled with joy.

      " Mmm-hmm! " Vejitto nodded.

      Vegeta squeezed himself free of the double-glomp and started breathing heavily, gasping for air, " Vejitto, Gogeta. "

he instantly zipped back into a royal position.

      " Hi Mommy! "

      " Hi Toussan! "

      " Mommy why were you chasing the townspeople? " Vejitto asked curiously.

      " Hmm?---OH! That, yes, well, I was just, asserting my royal ouji-powers over them. " Vegeta snorted, dusting himself

off.

      " And why are you wearing a little blue gi like Kaasan luvs to see you wear? " Gogeta tugged at the gi.

      " It's to help me blend in. Kakarrotto says it gives off a "friendly" appearance. "

      " But, you were using it to SCARE people. "

      " ... "

      " ... "

      " Yes Gogeta, yes I was. "

      " ??? "

      " SO! Are you here to take us back home, Mommy? " Vejitto asked eagerly.

      " Well, I could do that right now, OR we could tour about this intriguing time period and go home later. Afterall

the time machine IS set to return to the present only a mere 3 seconds AFTER I left. "

      " So no one will EVER know how long we were HERE? " Vejitto and Gogeta's eyes widened in unison.

      " Yup. NO ONE. " Vegeta rubbed his hands together evilly.

      " WOW! We could go visit Kaasan in the hospital after all! " Gogeta cheered.

      Vegeta froze, " What? "

      " Toussan's in the hospital, didn't you know that Mommy? " Vejitto said, surprised.

      " I, didn't know Kakarrotto was in the hospital... " the little ouji trailed off, feeling hurt.

      " There, now see what you've done! " the Vegeta-angel popped up next to him.

      " GO AWAY! " Vegeta swatted at it as it poofed away.

      " ... " Vejitto and Gogeta stared at Vegeta, confused as to why he was talking to think air.

      " WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME KAKARROTTO WAS IN THE HOSPITAL!! " Vegeta snapped at them, " HOW DID HIS KI GET SO LOW

THAT HE COULDN'T BE DETECTED THIS CLOSE TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL!! "

      " You beat him up, remember Toussan? " Gogeta explained, " We're only a few hours after you and Kaasan had your

very first battle. "

      " But they were out of senzu beans so they actually had to take Toussan to the hospital. " Vejitto continued, " This

is his VERY FIRST TIME being a patient in a hospital, and being in an operating room, and seeing the horror of gigantic

FOOT-LONG NEEDLES. " the saiyajin gulped at the last word.

      " The only other times before this that Kaasan's been in the hospital was when Onna had Gohan and when Yamcha broke

a limb in that one Budoukai. " Gogeta finished.

      " My poor little Kaka-muffin.... " Vegeta said, mostly to himself, " We MUST go visit Kakarrotto and deliver to him,

that get-out-of-the-hospital-free-card that IS the SENZU-BEAN! " he held up the bag full of senzu-beans that Goku had given

to him for the trip.

      " HOORAY! " Vejitto cheered, " We're gonna free Toussan from the HOSPITAL! "

      " And ONNA! " Gogeta happily added.

      Vegeta chuckled, " No Gogeta, not just yet.... " he patted him on the back, " We shall bide our time. "

      " Yes we shall! " Gogeta grinned, then looked over at Vejitto, " Think u can face the big scary hospital, Jitto? "

he smiled teasingly.

      Vejitto whipped out the long squiggily blue worm.

      " AHH! "

      " AHH! "

      Vegeta and Gogeta zipped under the nearby table, shivering.

      Vejitto wagged his tail, " Yup! I think I can manage! "

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      " Well, here we are, the HOSPITAL. " Vegeta said as he and the fusions stood before the two big main glass doors

that led inside.

      " Ya know, it doesn't make me nervous when I see its just a building. " Vejitto nodded, looking up a the huge red

hospital letters.

      " Hai, Kakarrotto on the other hand is probably lying in some dark damp scary little room all by himself, TERRIFIED!"

Vegeta exclaimed overdramatically.

      " °SNIFFLE° Poor Okaasan... " Gogeta sniffled.

      Vejitto sweatdropped, " I don't remember Toussan's room being dark and damp and little, Mommy. SCARY--yes, but not

the other three. "

      " Oh yeah! " Gogeta perked up, remembering as well, " It was big and light green and kinda empty except for the other

bed and the tv which you couldn't watch anyway cuz Kaasan was stuck lying on his back. "

      " They should've moved the tv for him, it would have kept Toussan from having to struggle. "

      " They're making Kakarrotto STRUGGLE, huh? " Vegeta narrowed his eyes.

      " Does this cape make you act all heroic or somethin, Mommy? " Vejitto sweatdropped while tugging on the red cape.

      " Hey, how many times have I saved Kakarrotto from a completely physically helpless condition? " Vegeta snorted.

      Vejitto and Gogeta looked at each other, then shrugged.

      " Correct, the answer is, NONE. " the ouji nodded, " If you were to switch the roles around however, Kakarrotto has

saved me from helpless conditions throughout the course of me meeting him. Freeza, Cell, Buu. Thus I must return the favor

by saving him, with these! " he held up the senzu beans.

      " Did you just say "thus"? " Gogeta tilted his head, confused.

      Vegeta turned back around to face the glass doors, " And so, we shall journey through the maze of hallways and floors

that is, " he looked up at the sign again, " Generic Hospital, to find Kakarrotto and save him from this terrible, terrible

fate. "

      Gogeta pushed open the doors, " We should warn you Toussan, the number of bandages on Kaasan's body is quite large. "

      " Hai, you did a number on him, Mommy. " Vejitto added.

      Vegeta twitched, " I'm aware of that. " he said, then entered the hospital, his big red cape swishing around behind

him in a similar way Piccolo's cape usually did so.

      Vejitto followed him in. Gogeta, who had held open the doors, entered last and closed them behind him, " Huh, let's

see here. " the older fusion walked up to the help desk and looked down at the sign-in sheet, " Kakarrotto--OH wait, Goku.

Right. " he mentally slapped himself as his finger ran down the list, " AH! Here we go! Son Goku was visited just an hour

ago by a party of 4! "

      " Onna, Bulma, Master Roshi, and Korin. " Gogeta said outloud, remembering the visitors.

      " Hai! " Vejitto smiled, " Kuririn, Gohan, and Yajirobe were there too but they were patients. " he looked back at

the sheet, " Says here they checked out just 10 minutes ago, their injuries weren't that bad afterall. Toussan gave Gohan

and Kuririn senzu beans near the end of the battle, and Yajirobe barely did anything but cut off Mommy's tail. "

      Nango twitched in aggrivation at the memory.

      Vegeta chuckled at the tail's thoughts, " Heh-heh, someone's cursing up a storm behind me. "

      The tail let out a mental snort.

      " Hey you're back now though alright? Don't worry. " the ouji smiled at his tail.

      Nango sighed with relief, still mildly frustrated.

      " Let's see, it also says that Toussan's room is up on the 12th floor. " Vejitto nodded, then frowned, " No room

number. "

      " Well as long as we CAN get up to the 12th floor it should be easy to find Kaasan! " Gogeta piped up.

      " And HOW are we going to do THAT? " Vegeta said curiously, peeking up over both fusions.

      " Actually no one's going anywhere. "

      All three saiyajin looked over to see a woman behind the sign in desk.

      " As you can see, young men, visitation hours for today are OVER. " she held up a sign displaying the visitation

hours for patients for every day of the week.

      A vein bulged on Vegeta's head, " And just who are you to limit the hours of the day in which I can view my

critically ill peasant whom my past self so vengefully beat to a pulp? "

      " I am a registered nurse at this hospital. " she pointed to her nametag, " And if you want to visit your friend

you're going to have to come back, tommorow. "

      " Tommorow? " Vejitto pouted.

      " But, but Kaasan's in PAIN! " Gogeta's eyes watered up.

      Vegeta twitched, then looked over his shoulder to see two surgeons and a doctor walking by. His eyes widened and he

tapped the fusions, who instantly turned around as well.

      Three equally mischievous evil grins started to form on the saiyajins' faces.

      Vegeta turned back to the woman at the desk, " Fine. I understand your plight, dear nurse. And so, my sons and I

shall take our leave. " he performed a mock-bow, then marched off in the direction opposite the exit.

      Vejitto and Gogeta grinned at the nurse.

      " Byebye! " Gogeta waved and they zipped off after Vegeta.

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      " Hmmhmmhmm, hmmhmmhmm. " the doctor hummed to himself as he unlocked a nearby storage closet. He calmly opened it

and then let out a yelp of surprise to see Vegeta standing there ontop of a box of rubber gloves.

      " Hi there! " he grinned at the doctor.

      The doctor gasped, recogizing Vegeta from the tv, " Ah...ah....YOU'RE THE--- "

      " RAAAAAAAAA!! " Vegeta lept out of the closet and tackled the doctor to the ground. The ouji instantly jumped back

on his feet, now wearing the doctor's uniform over his gi; his cape still hanging out, " Well, that was easy. " he dusted

himself off.

      " Yes it was! " Vejitto said happily, wearing one of the surgeon's uniforms.

      Gogeta, who was on a sheet-covered, wheelie operating table, sweatdropped, " Why do I have to be the patient? "

      " Because you said this sort of thing doesn't bother you. " Vejitto looked down at him from above the table,

" Mommy do you really think its oh-kay to just leave them there? " he pointed to the doctor and surgeon who were currently

unconsious in the hallway.

      " Hmm. " Vegeta picked them up and propped them in the storage closet he himself had been hiding in, " There. " he

closed the door and smirked, " No one will ever know. "

      " HOORAY! " Vejitto pumped his fist in the air, then began to wheel Gogeta down the hall, Vegeta walking next to

them.

      " °ding° "

      " Hey look, an elevator! " Gogeta chirped as they rolled past several closed elevator doors.

      " OHHHHHH no we're not, keep walking, we're using the stairs. " Vegeta snorted.

      " What? But, why keep looking for stairs when there's elevators right here? " Vejitto looked confused as he pointed

to one of the doors.

      Vegeta folded his arms, " I have a very good reason for why I detest even the mere thought of entering one of those

little metal boxes of doom! It was an incident involving a hotel elevator and me being trapped in one with Kakarrotto about

3 years ago....actually it'll be 3 years ago next friday...but that's not the point! The point is I can't stand using

elevators and I'm not about to start now! " he snorted.

      " But, if it was THREE years ago, Goggie and I would remember cuz of yours and Toussan's memories, right? " Vejitto

asked.

      " We both temporarily lost our minds in there, it's probably shoved in the back of your memories. Do some digging,

you'll find it. " the ouji shrugged it off and turned around, then continued down the hall.

      Both Vejitto and Gogeta thought for a moment, then shrugged when they both came up blank. Vejitto started to push the

cart again.

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      " MMMMmmm—— that was yummy, Chi-chan! " Goku said as he finished the liquified fish.

      " Well I'm glad you like it. " Chi-Chi smiled, " I have a small pot of soup on Kinto'un if you'd like some of that. "

she offered.

      " Mmm-hmm! " Goku nodded.

      Chi-Chi stood up just as the door flung open.

      " FREEZE! "

      She whipped around to see several doctors and security in the doorway, " Ah, hahaha. " Chi-Chi laughed nervously.

      " We're sorry Miss, but visitor's hours are over for the day. " the doctor stepped in, attempting to lead Chi-Chi

out.

      " Uh..uh... " Chi-Chi looked back and forth nervously, then bolted for the window. She jumped out and landed on

Kinto'un, " KINTO'UN! AWAY! " she shouted and the little orange cloud flew off into the sky.

      The doctor ran over to the window, " Oh God da... " he noticed the patient staring at him curiously, " ..rn it. " he

closed the window shut, " Mr. Son if anyone tries to come in here please notify security. "

      " But, but that was just Chi-chan. " Goku pouted, sad that he was now alone in the room again.

      " Well if 'Chi-chan' wants to see you she can come back tommorow during visitor hours. " the doctor humored Goku,

then left along with security. He locked the door behind him.

      The large saiyajin sulked, " Ohhhhh... "

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      " Oof oof oof oww oww oww..Jitto are we almost there I am getting dizzy! " Gogeta said as Vejitto followed Vegeta up

the stairs, pulling Gogeta on the operating table up behind him, " Maybe, you could just carry me over your head? "

      " But Goggie what if someone SEES me carrying you over my head? We'll get caught! " Vejitto said, worried.

      " There's no one coming from ahead of us, I think its safe to try that. " Vegeta called down to them.

      Vejitto lifted the table up over him and continued on, walking at a more normal pace.

      Gogeta sighed with relief, " That's MUCH better. "

      " 10....11....12. " Vegeta counted off the doors that were up ahead. Each door had its floor number painted on it in

large red letters incase of an emergancy, " Well, we're almost there. " he adjusted his doctor's jacket, which was way too

big for the little ouji.

      It took them 5 more minutes but the three saiyajin finally reached the door that lead to the 12th floor. Vegeta

grinned and patted his bag of senzu beans, " Here I come, Kaka-chan. " he flung open the door, " AH-HAH!----oh. " the ouji

stared out blankly to see the stairs let out right in the middle of the floor. Vegeta sweatdropped, " Why would you have

stairs that lead here? Why not at one of the ends of the hallway.

      Vejitto came through the door and set Gogeta on the table down, " That's cuz the ends of the hallway are reserved for

the elevators, Mommy. "

      Vegeta looked down the hall, mildly interested. He twitched when he did indeed see the closed elevator doors. Three

elevators on either end of the hall, " Figures. " the ouji turned to the fusions, " Vejitto, Gogeta, you two check down the

left half of the hall, I'll check the right. The first to find Kakarrotto signals the others. "

      " Hai! " Gogeta happily nodded, and Vejitto wheeled him off as they and Vegeta split paths.

      Vegeta went about searching for Goku by opening each door he came upon and peeking inside. He sweatdropped when he

noticed the majority of people on this floor were in large casts, " Ya know I think it'd be a little kinder of them to put

such people on a floor that's at least semi-close to the ground. " he shook his head in distaste. Vegeta finally got to the

door which had been locked from the outside. He jiggled the doorknob, then popped it off. The ouji peeked inside to see a

person in an entire body-cast. Vegeta gawked when he recognized the ki, which he was now close enough to to teleport. The

ouji put his fingers on his forehead and teleported inside, then removed his doctor uniform to expose his little blue gi.

      " Hello? " Goku said cautiously, unable to move his head that far to the left with the cast he had around the back of

it, " Who is it? Chi-chan? Is that you Chi-chan? Did you come back with the yummy soup for me? "

      ::Poor Kakay!:: Vegeta stared at Goku, out of the larger saiyajin's range of vision, ::Just LOOK at him! Trapped in

that, that THING! I was only in the regeneration tank for not even 2 HOURS, and here he is for most likely 2 MONTHS!...::

Vegeta trailed off and looked down at his outfit, ::Perhaps I should play a few mind-games with Kakay, you know, just to calm

him down a bit, make him feel a little better before I give him the bean....God I hope he can EAT a senzu bean in this

condition:: the ouji waddled over to Goku, then gently hopped ontop of the device that was covering Goku's body from his

mid-chest down. Vegeta smirked and put a clueless expression on his face. He cleared his throat, " °AH-HEM°! "

      Goku's head shot to attention and he turned his head back facing up. His eyes widened in fright, " °GASP°! VEGETA?!

What are you doing here--bu--back so soon? I'm not ready yet for a rematch I'd need a senzu bean first and you broke nearly

all the bones in my BODY you know that and how can you be so healthy again all of a sudden and---what are you wearing? " he

stopped sputtering in panic once he noticed the little blue gi.

      " °plop° " the ouji plopped down on his stomach and pushed himself up further, " Hi Kakay! " he chirped using the

little voice he rarely used only in situations of shock.

      " ... " Goku blinked, unbelievably confused, " Wow, you sound a lot less evil than you did before. Infact, now you

sound kinda cute--AND like your voice fits your body size. "

      " Really? " Vegeta cocked his head to the side.

      " Haha, yeah.. " Goku smiled a little.

      Vegeta leaned forward, then flipped his lower half up into the air, jumped and flipped back over before softly

landing on his rear, trying not to cause Goku any further physical pain.

      " Hahaha! I'd clap but I can't feel my arms. " Goku laughed.

      Vegeta clapped for him, " So, " he said in the little voice, then lowered it back to his normal tone of voice, " How

ya doing? "

      " ? " Goku tilted his own head slightly, " Umm, well, 90% of the bones in my body are completely broken but other

than that I'm oh-kay. " he nodded, then paled, " You're not going to HURT me, are you? "

      " ... " the ouji stared at him, then smirked, " Heh-heh-heh... "

      " Ha, haha ha. " Goku laughed nervously.

      " BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "

      " ... " Goku's pupils shrunk to two tiny little dots, " CHI-CHAAAAAAN!! " he screamed, frightened.

      " SHHH! " Vegeta clasped his hands over Goku's mouth, " NO, I'm NOT going to hurt you Kakarrotto. " he sweatdropped,

" Infact, I'm here to HELP you. "

      " You...are? " Goku's eyes lit up.

      Vegeta slid off the machine and landed on the floor, " Hai, for you see, I am The Great and Powerful Saiyajin no

Ouji--Vegeta Oujisama-TIME TRAVELER AND LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAJIN! " he burst into ssj, causing his cape to flutter

heroically in the wind.

      " ... " Goku's jaw hung open in shock at the sheer level of ki radiating off the smaller saiyajin, " WOW..... " his

eyes sparkled in awe.

      " I have traveled here from the future to pay you a visit. " Vegeta smirked, " Kakarrotto. "

      " So...you're Vegeta from the FUTURE? "

      " 13 YEARS in the future. " the ouji boasted.

      " And you're one of the good guys now? " Goku chirped, a big happy smile on his face.

      Vegeta sweatdropped. Had Goku had a tail it would've been wagging insanely by now, " Well, I suppose I am. However

there is a very small number of people within your little Kaka-circle of friends who trust me or even care about me. "

      " Aww...but how can people not trust you. You look so cute in that little gi... "

      " YOU gave me this little gi. " Vegeta pointed to it, then yanked the gi off to reveal his usual training clothes

underneath it, " THIS is what I normally wear. "

      " OH! " Goku said, " ...the pants look a little tight. "

      Vegeta's face flushed bright red and he put the gi pants back on over his training ones, " There. Better? "

      " Perfect! " Goku smiled.

      " Now, I have a little gift for you, my favorite peasant to ever exist in the whole entire universe. " he

mock-sweetly rubbed Goku's cheek only to have a kaka-germ climb onto his hand. Vegeta shrieked and chucked the kaka-germ

across the room and into a nearby wall, shaken. He turned back to Goku.

      " It looks like they like you! You MUST be good I KNEW IT! " Goku gushed, " AND your ki doesn't feel lonely and

scared anymore! That's GREAT! "

      Vegeta twitched, " Baka, I was NEVER "lonely and scared". I am the great and powerful saiyajin no ouji. I can take

care of myself! "

      " Why is your hair yellow? "

      " Oh, I'm the Legendary Super Saiyajin as well. " Vegeta boasted, " You'll hear me talk a lot about the legend the

next time you see me. "

      " Oh-kay! " Goku smiled, " ...I like you as a brunette better though. "

      Vegeta sweatdropped, " You don't use that word to describe MALE hair! It's a word for female hair, like Onna's.

She's a brunette. I'm just a male saiyajin with very dark brown hair. "

      " But...that's the same thing-- "

      " --silence! " Vegeta instantly formed a large ball of ki in his hand. Goku's eyes widened. The ouji made the ki ball

disappear, then reached for the bag hanging off of his gi sash, " By the way, you made THIS for me. " he pointed to the white

gi sash.

      " I made that? " Goku gawked.

      " Yes, you tried so VERY HARD to make me a VERY SPECIAL Christmas present last year. Poked your Kaka-fingers nearly

a dozen times while sewing it. " Vegeta said, feeling proud of him.

      " I can MAKE clothes just like Chi-chan now? WOW, a lot of stuff must happen in the next 13 years, huh? " he said,

surprised.

      Vegeta chuckled, " You wouldn't believe the half of it, Kakarrotto. " he took the little bag off his sash, " Anyway,

onto the important reason for me sneaking into your room. " he placed the bag ontop of the machine covering Goku's mid to

lower body, then opened it up to reveal...

      " SENZU BEANS!! " Goku exclaimed happily, " Oh VEGETA YOU ARE THE GREATEST!! " he beamed, " This means I can get

out of this big scary hospital and finally start training and go to Namek-sei so I can catch up to Bulma and Gohan and

Kuririn and get the rest of the dragonballs so we can wish back everyone that big guy you were with and those little green

guys killed!! "

      " Well....yeah, it sort of worked out that way. " Vegeta nodded, recalling how that particular situation had ended.

      " I KNEW you weren't evil, you didn't kill anybody when you came here. You just sat there all lonely and sad like you

needed a hug and I would've given one to you if I wasn't boiling mad that Yamcha, Tenshinhan, Chaoutzu, Piccolo, and Kami

were all dead. " he explained.

      Vegeta laughed nervously, " Oh I've gotten my share of "hugs" from you alright. " he took out a bean, " Here. "

      Goku opened his mouth, then gasped, " Oh NO! "

      " What? WHAT? "

      The larger saiyajin frowned, " I can't eat it. I'm not allowed to eat solid foods for a whole 'nother week. That's

why Chi-chan made special liquified fish for me to eat earlier. "

      Vegeta smirked, " Well, that can be arranged. " he whipped out a blender and set it on the floor, then dropped one

of the beans inside, " So, Kaka-muffin, what type of non-solid are we talking? Chopped, blended, smoothie, pureé. "

      " Whichever I can swallow without chewing! " Goku nodded.

      " "Smoothie" it is then. "

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      " That stupid doctor, just kicking me out like that. I should sue! " Chi-Chi folded her arms, ticked off as she sat

on Kinto'un and floated just outside the building. She held up the small jar of soup she had brought for Goku, " I'll give

them 20 minutes, then I'm going to try and get back in. " she told Kinto'un. Chi-Chi froze when she felt something running

by, then ducked just past the window as Vejitto dashed past, pushing Gogeta.

      " Ohhhh! I do not see Toussan at all. " Vejitto said, worried.

      " Maybe we should just go meet back up with Toussan. " Gogeta suggested, " I'm getting tired. "

      " DOCTOR! "

      Vejitto and Gogeta froze.

      " Doctor there you are! " a young woman ran up to him, " Don't you know this man is needed in surgery! " she pointed

to Gogeta.

      " WHAT?! " Gogeta freaked out.

      " Ah, no you must be mistaking him for someone else. " Vejitto laughed nervously.

      " You're Doctor Sugoi, aren't you? " she said, pointing to his name-tag.

      Vejitto looked down at it and sweatdropped, " Well, yeah, sure I am. "

      " According to our records you were taking the patient to surgery on the 6th floor. Why are you on the 12th floor

instead? "

      " He got lost? " Gogeta offered.

      " Yes. I'm, I'm lost. And..disoriented! " Vejitto spoke up.

      " Ohh, well in that case I'll wheel the patient down to surgery and call in our backup doctor while you go rest. "

the woman said, pulling out a cellphone.

      " JITTOOOOO—— " Gogeta yelped.

      " NO! NO NO NO! " Vejitto waved his hands frantically in the air, " I'm alright, REALLY! "

      " You're nervous and sweating, no condition to be performing such an important operation. Sit down and I'll take care

of this. " she plopped Vejitto down in a nearby chair and started wheeling Gogeta to the elevators.

      " But, but you can't! Goggie and I need to get back HOME! And we need to find Mommy! And Toussan! " Vejitto pleaded.

      " Here. " she tossed him some asprin, " Take those they'll calm your head. "

      Vejitto looked down at the asprin, gave the tiny bottle a stubborn pout, then chucked it in the trash. He turned to

go after the nurse only to yelp at the sound of the elevator closing, " WAHHH! NO NO NO DON'T! YOU'VE GOT A MISTAKE GOGGIE'S

PERFECTLY HEALTHY COME BACK HERE WITH HIM RIGHT NOW!! " he raced down the hallway and slid to the end of it. Vejitto lept to

his feet and grabbed the elevator doors. The portara fusion pried them open just intime to see the top of the elevator going

down, " Oh man! " he looked around, then smirked, " Well, no one ever said I was afraid of heights. " he jumped into the

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      " °squeaka°squeaka°squeaka° " Gogeta stared upward as the elevator car went downard. He formed a small ball of ki

and lightly zapped the number 12. The elevator stopped momentarily and started moving up again. Gogeta smirked.

      " What the? " the nurse reached over and pressed 6 again. Gogeta twitched. He waited for her to look away, then

zapped 12 a second time.

      " Heeheehee. " the fusion-dance fusion giggled as the elevator moved up.

      This time the nurse moved him to the other side of the elevator, then pressed 6.

      Gogeta grumbled as it went down again. Six dings later the machine reached the 6th floor. The doors opened to reveal

another hall that looked near-identical to the 12th floor, ::That could make it slightly more confusing to get back up

there:: he mentally noted.

      The nurse wheeled Gogeta down towards a pair of doors labeled Operating Room. Gogeta's eyes widened as every single

strand of Goku-dna within him started screaming with terror. The non-terrified, Vegeta half of him was currently creating a

mental debate in Gogeta's brain as to whether leap up and knock the nurse out, or whether to wait until he entered the room

she was pushing him towards, then escape from there.

      In his mind a tiny Vegeta and Goku appeared, each wearing boxing gloves.

      :::" Heeyah! HO HO HO YAHHH! " the tiny Vegeta slugged the tiny Goku, who wobbled and fell onto his back, " °DING°!

Escape while you still can! " he pointed to Gogeta.:::

      " :) " the fusion smiled, then looked over at the nurse. Gogeta jumped up into the air, somersaulted, then landed on

the table in a defensive position, " YAHH! "

      " ... " the nurse stared at him, bug-eyed, " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! " she let out a scream and ran off. Gogeta

grinned and hopped down off the table.

      " That was easier than I thought! " Gogeta chirped.

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      " Goggie? GOGGIE!! " Vejitto shouted as he ran through the hallway on the 6th floor, " OHHHHhhhh, I dislike being in

hospitals. " he shuddered slightly, " GOGGIE!! "

      " Yes? "

      Vejitto froze, then whipped around to see Gogeta standing there grinning at him, " GOGGIE! "

      " JITTO! "

      The two fusions glomped each other.

      " I thought they operated on you and take all your organs out! " Vejitto said, worried.

      " I scared a nurse off! " Gogeta smiled.

      " Cool! " Vejitto let go of him.

      " AND she dropped her hat when she ran off. " he put it on his head, " Heee— "

      " Very style-ish Goggie! " Vejitto said cheerfully.

      " Thanks! "

      " :) "

      " :) "

      " Now let's go back and find Mommy. " Vejitto nodded, heading for the stairs.

      " Oh-kay! "

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      " So is the future —°nice°—, Vegeta? " Goku asked in awe as the little ouji's blender mixed the senzu bean together.

      " You can call me "Veggie", by the way. " the ouji replied.

      " Veggie? " Goku tilted his head slightly.

      " That's what you call me, in the future. " Vegeta's cheeks flushed light red, " It feels awkward now hearing you

call me by my actual name. "

      " Oh-kay, then I'll call you Veggie. " Goku smiled, " So is the future —°nice°—, Veggie? "

      The little ouji smirked, " It's beyond your wildest dreams, Kakarrotto.....well, it will be eventually, but there are

still many hardships for you to overcome. "

      " OH. " Goku nodded, not really understanding. He perked up, " Do you live with me? "

      Vegeta sweatdropped, " No, I live with Bulma. "

      " Ohhhhh.. " the larger saiyajin looked disappointed, " Cuz you seem really nice, AND super-strong. I'd like you to

live with me. "

      " Well I can't. I have to go back to the present after this. " he nodded, then shut off the blender and poured the

liquified senzu bean into a small cup, " Drink up! " the ouji smiled as he held the cup up to Goku's mouth and let the large

saiyajin drink it down.

      Goku suddenly froze as he felt all his broken bones and smashed organs healing at an unusually fast rate. He tried to

wiggle his toes under the device they were trapped in, then grinned when he felt them moving without any pain accompaning it.

The larger saiyajin pulled his arms free and stared to unwrap the bandages around his head, causing the familiar spikes to

burst out through the wrappings. Goku slid out of the machine and hopped onto the floor, " TA-DA!! "

      Vegeta clapped for him.

      " Thank u so VERY MUCH, "Veggie"! " Goku picked up the little ouji and gave him a hug. Vegeta let out a squeak as his

face started to turn red, " You are WONDERFUL! "

      " Heh-heh-heh—— " Vegeta chuckled.

      " Would you like to help me unwrap myself? " Goku asked sweetly.

      " WHAT?! " Vegeta yelped, his face bursting into a bright red glow, " Oh...unwrap...like the, bandages all over you.

Hahaha, of course. " he laughed nervously.

      " What did you think I meant? " the larger saiyajin said curiously.

      " Nothing. " the ouji quickly replied as Goku set him down, " I'll uh, I'll take care of the bandages up top. "

      " But you're smaller than me, wouldn't it make more sense for you to unwrap parts that're lower to the ground? "

      " ...ah ha. Haha...hahaha... " Vegeta started to sweat, uneasy, " I don't think I'd feel comfortable unwrapping such,

appendages.

      " I'm scary? " Goku pouted, hurt.

      " NO! No Kakay you're not scary at all. You're perfect! Absolutely perfect I wouldn't change a THING about you! " the

little ouji waved his arms in the air, surprised.

      Goku's eyes widened in awe, " Really Veggie? "

      " Hai. " Vegeta patted him on the hand, " You're the most amazing peasant I've ever met. " he said, then started to

unwrap the hand he had just patted.

      " I like u too. " Goku smiled, " It's a shame you cannot stay. I could've taken you to Namek-sei with me. "

      " Kakarrotto, in the future we'll have PLENTY of time to go sight-seeing in outer space together. " Vegeta smirked,

" Infact, you and I have taken a few small trips already in the future. "

      " Really? " Goku clasped his hands together while Vegeta finished unwrapping Goku's left arm up the shoulder-blade.

      " Really. " the ouji patted him on the back. He walked around to the other side of Goku and began to unwrap Goku's

right hand and arm.

      " It's a shame no one else is here, then they could see how nice 'n sweet you really are. " the larger saiyajin

sighed happily.

      Vegeta shook his head, " I doubt you could convince any of them about THAT at this point; not even Bulma. Afterall

one of the saibaman DID kill her current boyfriend. "

      " ... " Goku stared for a minute, then gasped, " YOU are Bulma's new boyfriend?! "

      " WAHH! " Vegeta fell over, then got back up, " Well, yes. But not for another... " he thought for a moment, " 2

years or so. We have 2 kids together, a 3rd from the future--but don't tell her that! "

      Goku smiled warmly, " You both must be very happy together then, to be with each other for so long and have that many

kids. I only have one. "

      " Hai, but I wish she didn't go on so many business meetings. I don't like being alone without her at night because I

start thinking about things. "

      " Things? "

      " There's your neck. " Vegeta said proudly as he pulled the final bandage off. Goku moved his neck around and grinned

, then flopped onto his bed and began unwrapping his own feet.

      Goku laughed as he freed his left foot, " Hahaha! I haven't seen my feet in FOREVER! " he moved it around, then

noticed something out of the corner of his eye, " You have your tail back. "

      " Mmm-hmm. I've had it back for 3 years now. " Vegeta's tail wafted in the air, " You're going to get yours back too

around the same time. "

      " I will? WOW! I kinda missed my tail too. I mean, I know Kami had to remove it so he could restore the moon, and

that the other you said that we have tails so we can transform into giant apes-- "

      " --oozarus. " Vegeta corrected him.

      " --but I liked all the great stuff my tail could do before I knew any of that. It even gave me extra boosts of

strength when I sparred against Kuririn and Yamcha, and when I had it during the Budoukai... " he trailed off.

      " That's because saiyajin tails are full of vitamins and minerals and proteins to keep us healthy. They have MANY

important uses. "

      " OHHH... " Goku said, enlightened.

      " MOMMY! "

      " TOUSSAN! " two voices gushed as two figures teleported into the room.

      " Ahh! Vejitto, Gogeta. Look who I've found and healed back to his previous state of Kaka-health. " Vegeta motioned

to Goku.

      " TOUSSAN! "

      " KAASAN! " both fusions gave Goku a hug, then let go.

      " Huh? " Goku blinked, " Hey Veggie are these two you and Bulma's sons? "

      Vejitto grinned at him, " Silly Toussan we are not Trunks and Bura! "

      " Yeah! We are fusion-babies! " Gogeta added, " I'm Gogeta! "

      " And I'm Vejitto! " he shook Goku's hand.

      " But, you both look like Veggie over there....only bigger...and with bangs. " Goku said, baffled.

      " That's because "Veggie" is one of our parents! " Vejitto motioned to Vegeta.

      " And YOU are the other! " Gogeta pointed at Goku.

      " ME!? " Goku gawked, then looked over at Vegeta, " WE have babies together?! "

      Vegeta's face turned bright red, " NOT IN THE WAY YOU'RE THINKING OF! THEY WERE CREATED BY KAI MAGIC!! " he snapped.

      " Magic...? " Goku looked back at the fusions.

      " Mmm-hmm! " Vejitto nodded, " I was born by the use of the magical portara earrings! "

      " And I was born by the use of the magical fusion dance! " Gogeta chirped, " AND I'm from another timeline! "

      " Whoa.....this is all so very confusing. " Goku blinked.

      " Not as much as you'd like to think. " Vegeta shrugged.

      " °WHAP°WHAP°WHAP°WHAP°! " the four saiyajins turned around to see Chi-Chi knocking on the window, " Go-chan! Go-chan

the window's stuck! " she shouted, then gasped in fright when she saw Vegeta, " AAH! It's HIM! And he snuck into your

hospital room to finish off the job! " Chi-Chi said, petrified, then yelled at him, " I WON'T LET YOU KILL MY HUSBAND YOU

CRAZY SPACE-ALIEN!!! "

      " Kill him? " Vegeta repeated, amused, " Haha, Onna I don't want to "kill" Kakay, I want to save him. " he said, then

noticed Chi-Chi had gone to work on trying to pry the window open again, " Uh-oh....looks like its time to say goodbye,

"kids". " he grinned cheesily at Vejitto and Gogeta.

      " Goodbye Kaasan! "

      " Goodbye Toussan! " they waved to Goku.

      Vegeta took out a capsule and tossed it to the ground to reveal the time machine, " Gogeta. Vejitto. Get in. " he

ordered as they hopped inside.

      Vegeta walked over to Goku and smirked, " Au revoir, my beautiful little Kaka-muffin. " he then promptly gave the

larger saiyajin a hug. Goku gasped in surprise, his cheeks flushing pink. Vegeta let go, gave Goku a short bow, then hopped

into the time machine and prepared for liftoff.

      Chi-Chi just stumbled in through the window as the time machine lifted off of the ground in disappeared. She stood

up, blinking and stupified, " What was THAT? "

      Goku smiled warmly with his head tilted, luvstruck, " That was the best hug anyone's ever given me! "

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      " Well, I think that was a successful trip. " Vegeta said as he and the fusions flew through time and space.

      " Toussan seemed really happy to see you, Mommy. " Vejitto smiled.

      " Yes, well, I DO have that kind of effect on Kakarrotto... " the ouji boasted, " Shame I won't get to see Onna's

reaction to this particular act of kindness. " he snickered.

      Gogeta let out a small yawn, " You could tell Kaasan and Onna a-bout it when we get home. "

      " Huh. I think I may do that. " Vegeta said, then watched as Vejitto sat back in his seat as well with the same

partially-sleepy look on his face as Gogeta, " Tired? "

      " I don't remember when I last went to sleep, Mommy. " Vejitto said.

      " Me neither. " Gogeta added.

      The time machine started to beep and come in for a landing.

      " Ah, here we are. " Vegeta smirked as the time machine landed and the fog around it began to clear to reveal

something smushed up against the front of the glass. Vegeta took one look at it and shrieked, " AHH! " he jumped back in his

seat.

      " VEGGIESBACK!! " Goku squealed excitedly.

      " He was only GONE for 3 minutes now get down from there! " Chi-Chi's voice snapped from below.

      " I missed u SO Veh-GEE—— " the large saiyajin pressed against the glass said w/big teary sparkily eyes.

      Vegeta gulped, his face turning red. He tugged at his collar uneasily, " Umm, ah..ah.... "

      " TOUSSAN! MOMMY SAVED US! " Vejitto poked his head out from behind the seat Vegeta was in.

      " Yeah! AND Toussan gave past-you a senzu! " Gogeta smiled.

      " AHH! MY BABIES!! " Goku gushed. Gogeta pressed the button that opened the glass cover to the time machine and Goku

jumped inside, grabbing all three of them and glomping the trio in unison, " OHHHHHHH, me 'n Veggie's fusion-babies are back

home with me at LAST! I missed you two so MUCH! "

      The fusions grinned up at him.

      " And Veggie gave past-me a senzu TOO? That was so SWEET of you Veggie—— " Goku looked over at the little ouji and

smiled.

      " You're....welcome? " Vegeta's mind was starting to fuzz from the kaka-germs he was pressed up against.

      " Of COURSE I am you make such a wonderful little time-traveler, Veggie! " Goku held the ouji out infront of him,

then hopped out of the time machine followed by Vejitto and Gogeta; who did so with a much slower pace, " Ji-chan and Goggie?

Are, you oh-kay? " a concerned look covered Goku's face.

      " They haven't slept in a while... " Vegeta replied, trying to bring his mind back from that embarassing place it

went whenever he when enough kaka-germs reached his head.

      " Haven't slept in a WHILE?! " Bulma gawked, " How long is a WHILE? " she said, worried.

      " I dunno... " Vejitto rubbed his eyes, " First you were younger and then you were really young and then you were

old and then...I don't even think we saw you the last time? "

      " We saw Onna the last time. " Gogeta yawned and pointed over to her, " She looked less stressed and had a lot more

bangs. "

      Chi-Chi sweatdropped.

      " Do you need help getting to your room. I could help Ji-chan and Goggie. " Goku smiled.

      " We're oh-kay, really. " Vejitto nodded, waddling towards the stairs.

      " Wait, I was OLD at one point? " Bulma gasped.

      " They were in the FUTURE!? " Chi-Chi's eyes widened, " WAIT! Hey! Demi-Oujis don't go to bed yet! How far into the

future did you go? What happens to the Ouji and Goku? And me? "

      Gogeta looked over his shoulder and smiled sleepily, " It was 48 years in the future. "

      " Yeah, °yawn° Chi-Chi was dead and Bulma had a bunch of wigs with little laser-guns in them that scared Goggie. "

Vejitto added.

      " And we had a brand-new-car—— " Gogeta mused on that thought.

      " What about Goku-san! "

      " Hm? " Vejitto cocked an eyebrow, " OH! Toussan was oh-kay. He missed you lots but he wanted to keep staying at his

home at Mount Paozu. It was different than the other future. Cuz you died 4 years later than the first time. "

      " !!! " Chi-Chi froze in place while the two fusions turned back to the stairs.

      " You mean, we changed the future? " Vegeta said, shocked.

      " And...Goku-san doesn't move in with you and end up as you're "oujo"? "

      " I do not get to be Veggiesoujo? "

      " I go BALD?! "

      All four of them turned to the fusions who had just reached the top of the stairs.

      " VEJITTO! GOGETA WAIT! " Bulma called after them, " DID I REALLY GO BALD! "

      " TELL ME MORE! HOW DID I DIE THIS TIME? WHY DID GOKU-SAN KEEP OUR HOUSE! "

      " WAS IT THE REAL FUTURE THIS TIME? " Vegeta shouted.

      " DO I AT LEAST GET TO GO ON OUTER-SPACE ADVENTURES WITH VEGGIE? "

      Gogeta sleepily reached for the doorknob, then looked over at Vejitto who turned to the others, " We'll tell you all

about it in the morning. " the portara fusion nodded.

      " BUT--BUT-- "

      Gogeta opened the door to their room and waddled in. Vejitto followed him, tossing off his doctor's jacket while

Gogeta tossed the nurse's had to the ground. They flopped onto their beds, Vejitto's on the left side, Gogeta's on the right,

a large, almost-wall-sized window behind their beds.

      Gogeta smiled, " That was fun, Jitto...but I'm glad we're back home. "

      " Mmm-hmm. No more accidental time-traveling for me! "

      " Me neither! "

      " ... "

      " ... "

      Vejitto grinned, " From now on all time-traveling adventures will be planned a day in advance. "

      " Indeed— ! "

      And with that, they fell asleep.

      Goku, Chi-Chi, Vegeta, and Bulma all peeked in the doorway to the fusions' room.

      " I guess it is too late to ask Goggie and Ji-chan a-bout their time-traveling adventure now.. " Goku pouted.

      " Yeah, with how little sleep they probably got we'll have to wait several days for them to wake up again. " Chi-Chi

sighed, disappointed.

      Bulma patted her hair uneasily, then glanced down at Vegeta, " You'd still love me if I went bald, right Vegeta? "

      " ? " Vegeta looked at her, confused, " What's "bald", again? "

      " When all the hair on your head falls out. "

      " Oh. "

      " ... "

      " ... "

      " Well sure, why not? " Vegeta shrugged.

      Bulma sighed with relief, " Ahh...well, it's been a trying day. " she closed the door to Vejitto and Gogeta's room,

" Whadda ya say we go capsulize the time machine downstairs and return it to your possible-future-selves in the morning,

huh? "

      " Sounds good to me. " Vegeta nodded, " After this "adventure" I have a few questions I'd like to ask them myself. "

      Goku watched as Vegeta, Bulma, and Chi-Chi headed back downstairs. He momentarily re-opened the door to the room and

smiled warmly at the two sleeping saiyajin inside, " Well I'm just happy to have you back, Ji-chan and Goggie. Back, safe,

and sound. I luv u both VERY much! And I hope you both have a good night's rest. " he nodded, then shut the door.

      " GOKU-SAN! You coming down or not? " Chi-Chi's voice called from downstairs.

      Goku grinned as he turned and dashed towards the stairs, " COMING CHI-CHAAAN! "

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8:45 PM 5/17/2004

THE END!

Goku: (wags his tail) Aww, I liked this ending, Chu-sama!

Chuquita: (to audiance) The reason this chapter is so short is that it would've been part of part 4 but if I'd done that,

part 4 would've been huge.

Vegeta: Ah, explaination.

Vejitto: (grins) Well I had FUN!

Gogeta: Me too!

Chuquita: I plan to do at least 2 more Jitto & Goggie stories sometime in the future. (grins at them) You two are fun to

work with as main characters!

Gogeta: :)

Vejitto: :)

Chuquita: And so! Here is the list of future fics!

Future Fics - Listed in Random Order

VegChi on the road

VeggieWritesaStoryVeggiesecretagentspy

life w/o kak plot

Veggielearnsthepiano

Veggie'sgarden

Mt.PaozuVolcanofear

Dock&Celivisit

Kaklearnsaiyago

theganggoestofuture, meetsB.9, triestofindoutwhathappenedtomakefutureSon&Veggiethisway

gtlastepisodeparody

NiceChigetsbackfightsevilVeggieoneshot

birthdayforthefusions

kakawishestobeoujoforaday

ficredodontknowwhichonetochoseyet

flashbacktohowveggiebecamekakaslittlebuddy

gtbebiepsparody

anothermovieparody?Brolli10orTurles3?

G&VWedding(Gohan&Videl)

parodyofbeachflashbackingt34merveggie

temporarilychibifiedBulmaduetostressVeggieinneedofhelpafterfindingSon'sDiary

ChihasSonplaytrickonVeggiefakekakabellyChiborrowedfromDel

gt17epsparody

gtShenlongsplitpersonalityparody

GoggiesparentstrytogethimtocomebackhomeJittotriestohideGoggie

PiccyficspitoutmonsterslikePiccytheFirst

The27thTenkaichiBudoukai

Chuquita: Yup. Personally I have no idea which one of these...

Vegeta: 26.

Chuquita: o.O Are you SERIOU-- (goes down the list) --oh. Wow, so it is. ...which one of these 26 story-ideas I'm writing

next. And since I'll probably be uploading this tommorow 'n have a day inbetween..ya know, if you have any you like in

particular, please let the review know. :)

Goku: Such a very long list indeed. (tilts his head at it)

Chuquita: Hey, a long list of fic-ideas is better than a short one, Son-kun.

Vegeta: She's got a point.

Chuquita: (smiles) And now for the Reviewer-Replies!

To Chibi Mirai Gogeta: Don't worry! Veggie didn't destroy anything, he just scared a bunch of people instead :D And thanks

to Bulma's invention what Veggie does won't affect the timeline :) I'm not sure how many rules there are total. There are a

lot though. Son-kun's diary eases some of the pain though.

Goku: °nods° (hugs his diary) (looks over at Veggie)

Vegeta: (tilts his head, confused) ?

Goku: (eyes water up) (whips out diary and starts scribbling rapidly)

To Hakura: Actually I got that information at Planet Namek a while ago. They had a manga guide which listed all her

hairstyles and had a picture of her with each one. They did it for Gohan too. Heh, she probably would try to invent something

to save her hair. :)

To Anti-Venum: Hai, there are some rules future-Goku wanted to break very badly. That's a possibility, Veggie'd probably try

to stop it from happening though. Nope, Goku's in the hospital and Veggie's in outer space :)

To Carie: Thanks so much! I would definately like to do a story about the 27th Budoukai.

To Cathowl: Glad you liked the 2nd possible-future Goku. :)

To Tonketa-ouij: Hee, thanks so much!

To mkh2: Lol. It would've been funny if Bulma and Videl had run into her to find out she was a cloud. I don't know exactly

what she did to earn her legs back in possible-future #2. I think Enma was more lenient on her than Veggie that time w/Buu;

cuz according to him when Veggie exploded he did lose his body and was just a cloud til Enma gave it back to him so Veggie

could fight Buu.

To SupersayainkingTommy: Yup! The was a 5th chapter :) Part 4 would've been huge if I'd made part 5 part of it.

To Nuki: It's oh-kay. Weekends make me busy too. Ah, the metabolism thing's interesting. That would make saiyajins a

completely different case since they do part of one--eat a lot--but live a long time instead of a short one. Yeah, peeking

into Veggie's mind would be great! Freeza does deserve to be punished for doing all the things he's done to Veggie over the

years. Goku beat him, and Mirai did slice him into pieces, but Veggie should've gotten to do something as well.

Chuquita: And that ends the story!

Vejitto: Aww, I am going to miss being one of the stars of the show.

Gogeta: Me too. (pouts, sad)

Goku: Ohhh, do not worry Ji-chan and Goggie. It'll be oh-kay.

Chuquita: Yup! After all we're going off to....one of those future-fic-ideas listed up there.

Vegeta: (to Chu) You really should decide, you know.

Chuquita: I know. (waves) Goodbye everybody!

Goku: BYEBYE!