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LilVickiRyan: Thanks, this chappie is kinda funny...to me anyway!
Chapter Nine: Foam Is Where The Mouth Is
Finally, lunch came around. Kids were piling into mess hall to see what "delicious" meal they would be served. The three argumental roommates gave a grimace at the soggy looking pizza they were handed before plopping down on a benched table.
"Hey, you find out what happened to that Tim kid?" Bob asked Vince, while giving his pizza a distrustful look.
"According to Larry, he went home," Vince replied, picking his slice up and watching as grease poured off it almost as smoothly as water did the Niagra Falls.
"Let me guess," Lawson said, rolling his eyes. "You don't believe him."
"How can I? He answered my question WAY too quickly, and he acted as if he could care less."
"Why don't you just forget the kid, and let's TRY to cram this dog food down before we get in trouble, all right?" Bob suggested, while feeling he was losing his appetite.
Vince warily looked at his food, then realized he had a major headache. A real bad one too, and he didn't even have any medicine with him. He hated asking, but...
"Either you got aspirin?" he asked the other two guys, who had decided to give up on wanting to try their slices.
Vince missed the sudden gleam Lawson got in his eye once he asked the question. Perfect opportunity for revenge...
"Yeah, LaStupid, I've got some," he said casually, digging in his pockets. "It's the kind you gotta chew up, though."
"That's fine, I'll take anything," Vince told him, a little surprised that Lawson would offer. He took the two white tablets and started crunching on them, and made a sour face.
"Man, this stuff tastes NASTY!" he told him.
Lawson was trying hard to keep a straight face. "Well, normal people choke it down with water."
Vince took a sip of water from his glass, and at first everything was fine, but then he felt kinda funny. His mouth felt like it was...foaming up? Yes, it was foam, his mouth was foaming as if he were a mad dog or something!
Bob stared at Vince's foaming with a pair of big eyes, shocked to see something so ridiculous in his life. Lawson could barely hold in the laughter, his eyes were tearing up so bad.
Vince got up and ran for the water fountain and tried drinking more water, but the more he drank the more he foamed at the mouth. By this time, every kid in the cafeteria had noticed something was up with him, and the whole building roared with laughter.
This was too much for Lawson; he was practically doubled with laughter once everyone else started to. Bob looked over at him and asked,
"What on earth did you give him?"
"Pepcid AC!" he choked out between breaths.
Bob was a little surprised he hadn't figured that out yet. Pepcid AC does bubble and fizz in water, so it wasn't a surprise that it would foam in Vince's mouth. Actually a very clever trick to play, but still Bob was getting sick of this rivalry thing between those two. He could see Vince was now running out of the building in an effort to find someway to stop the slobber.
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Okay, lmao writing that part! Actually, this trick really does work! An adult friend of mine from church told it to me when she was remembering something she did on a new girl at school. Will Bob find a way to put an end to this rivalry? Will we ever find out what caused this rivalry to begin with? What happened to Tim? Will there be others? Find out in later updates and PLZ review!
LilVickiRyan: Thanks, this chappie is kinda funny...to me anyway!
Chapter Nine: Foam Is Where The Mouth Is
Finally, lunch came around. Kids were piling into mess hall to see what "delicious" meal they would be served. The three argumental roommates gave a grimace at the soggy looking pizza they were handed before plopping down on a benched table.
"Hey, you find out what happened to that Tim kid?" Bob asked Vince, while giving his pizza a distrustful look.
"According to Larry, he went home," Vince replied, picking his slice up and watching as grease poured off it almost as smoothly as water did the Niagra Falls.
"Let me guess," Lawson said, rolling his eyes. "You don't believe him."
"How can I? He answered my question WAY too quickly, and he acted as if he could care less."
"Why don't you just forget the kid, and let's TRY to cram this dog food down before we get in trouble, all right?" Bob suggested, while feeling he was losing his appetite.
Vince warily looked at his food, then realized he had a major headache. A real bad one too, and he didn't even have any medicine with him. He hated asking, but...
"Either you got aspirin?" he asked the other two guys, who had decided to give up on wanting to try their slices.
Vince missed the sudden gleam Lawson got in his eye once he asked the question. Perfect opportunity for revenge...
"Yeah, LaStupid, I've got some," he said casually, digging in his pockets. "It's the kind you gotta chew up, though."
"That's fine, I'll take anything," Vince told him, a little surprised that Lawson would offer. He took the two white tablets and started crunching on them, and made a sour face.
"Man, this stuff tastes NASTY!" he told him.
Lawson was trying hard to keep a straight face. "Well, normal people choke it down with water."
Vince took a sip of water from his glass, and at first everything was fine, but then he felt kinda funny. His mouth felt like it was...foaming up? Yes, it was foam, his mouth was foaming as if he were a mad dog or something!
Bob stared at Vince's foaming with a pair of big eyes, shocked to see something so ridiculous in his life. Lawson could barely hold in the laughter, his eyes were tearing up so bad.
Vince got up and ran for the water fountain and tried drinking more water, but the more he drank the more he foamed at the mouth. By this time, every kid in the cafeteria had noticed something was up with him, and the whole building roared with laughter.
This was too much for Lawson; he was practically doubled with laughter once everyone else started to. Bob looked over at him and asked,
"What on earth did you give him?"
"Pepcid AC!" he choked out between breaths.
Bob was a little surprised he hadn't figured that out yet. Pepcid AC does bubble and fizz in water, so it wasn't a surprise that it would foam in Vince's mouth. Actually a very clever trick to play, but still Bob was getting sick of this rivalry thing between those two. He could see Vince was now running out of the building in an effort to find someway to stop the slobber.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Okay, lmao writing that part! Actually, this trick really does work! An adult friend of mine from church told it to me when she was remembering something she did on a new girl at school. Will Bob find a way to put an end to this rivalry? Will we ever find out what caused this rivalry to begin with? What happened to Tim? Will there be others? Find out in later updates and PLZ review!