Kyua here! Anyone up for another round of Let's Torture The Characters of
Tokyo Mew Mew?
People: --
Oh, well. I'm putting Ichigo, Ryou, Masaya, Kish, Mint, and Purin through
30 minutes of terror while playing...THE WEAKEST LINK!!
Disclaimer: If I owned TMM..Ryou would get Ichigo...Masaya would get eaten
by a Chimera Anima...Kish would fall into a pool of mutant slime...oh, if
only I owned TMM...

The Weakest Link! 30 Minutes of Horror!
Kyua: Hello everyone, and welcome to The Weakest Link! dum dum de dum
Let's meet our team!
Ichigo: Hi, I'm Ichigo, age 11, a Mew Mew.
Fanboys: squeeeeeeeee
Masaya: glare
Fanboys: O.O
Masaya: I'm Masaya, age 12, The Blue Knight!
Ichigo: NO!!! Why didn't you tell me! sob
Masaya: errr..
Kish: I'm Kish, age unknown, and I want to take over the Earth! And get
Ichigo to like me!
Audience: Boooooooo!
Ryou: --;; I'm Ryou, age 15....WHAT'S THAT CRAZY AUTHORESS DOING
HERE???points at Kyua
Kyua: smiles sweetly //thinking// I'll get you for that...
Mint: I'm Mint! I'm...OH NOOOO! looks at watch I NEED TEA!!!
HURRY..quick..lyy...faints
Kyua: --;; Are you ready? Let's play...gets scorched by fire YOW!
Purin: You forgot me, no da!
Kyua: Fine, go ahead.
Purin: I'm Purin, age 10, na no da! I'm a Mew Mew, too, na no da!
Kyua: Letttttsss...GO!
Ryou: That's not what you say...
Kyua: Too bad! So sad! D-gets clonked on head
Purin: That's better, no da!
Kyua: Oww...Question 1! Ichigo!
Ichigo: Bank!
Kyua: There's no money in the bank....
Ichigo: Time's a-wasting! Nya!
Kyua: Which of these colors is pretty? Blue, Pink, Black, or Yellow?
Ichigo: Pink!
Kyua: Sorry, black.
Ichigo: But I like pink!
Kyua: But I like BLACK! And I make the QUESTIONS!!! Masaya, Who is the
current president?
Masaya: Bush.
Kyua: Correct. Kish, Who is the hottest girl-
Kish: ICHIGO!!
Kyua: Sorry, that is incorrect.
Kish: WHAT?????kills Kyua
Director: Uhhh..Commercial Break!!!!!

Oh, no! We have no host! And Mint is out cold! What will happen now? Read
to find out!
Kyua Out!