[Hyrule Temple]

Peach: Bowser, please go easy on me!

Bowser: Yea, right! HAHAHAHA!

Mario: Samus, you-a may be a girl, but-a I am not-a going easy on you!

Peach: OOF! OW! IT BURNS!

Samus: My leg isn't supposed to go that way!

Link: Zelda, I like you and all, but this is a tournament, and I do what the rules say, "Every man for himself!"

Zelda: I don't want to hurt you-OWCH!

Link: Sorry baby-cakes, I want to win that trophy, and nothing is stopping me!

Peach, Samus, and Zelda at the same time: I can't take it anymore!!!!!

Samus: Lets have a tournament of our own!

Peach: Yea! There are plenty of places to battle in at The Mushroom Kingdom!

Zelda: It can be girls only! And we can invite some friends!

Peach: Yea! Now lets grab Jigglypuff and go!

Zelda: We are NOT bringing that loser with us! Even if she is a girl, no way!

Peach and Samus: Fine, just calm down!

Samus: Teleport us to The Mushroom Kingdom!

Peach: And you can't turn-into Sheik!

Zelda: Pooie!

Samus: Lets go already!

Zelda: Fine!

(Zelda teleports her, Peach, and Samus to Princess Peach's Castle)

[Princess Peach's Castle]

Peach: Hey! There is already a battle going on!

Zelda: To somewhere else!

[Mario's house!]

Samus: Perfect!

Luigi: A perfect day to tan! Hey! How did you guys-

Zelda: GIRLS!

Luigi: Girls get here? This is privet property!

Peach: Sorry dear!

[Mushroom Island]

Samus: Perfect!

Peach: I'm calling Daisy!

Zelda: I don't have any girl friends besides you guys.

Samus: Same here!

Peach: And I can call um, I only know Daisy and you guys.

Samus: Some tournament.

Peach: Good news! Daisy is coming, and she is bringing a friend.

Zelda: WHO?

Peach: (Sigh) Birdo

Zelda and Samus: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!