Peach: Well, at least we have PP!

Samus: WE WHAT?!

Zelda: Poopie Power

Peach: Opps! Sorry! I meant GP!

Samus: Oh

Zelda: Of course!

Daisy: I'm here! How is everyone?

Birdo: Birdo! (Hi!!!!!)

Daisy: This is my assistant, Birdo.

Birdo: Birdo! (Pleased to meet you!)

Daisy: Lets get this tournament crackin'! AHAHAHAHA!

Peach: You got it girl friend! HAHAHAHA!

Daisy: Yea-heh-heh-heh

Samus: I'm battling Birdo!

Peach: I'm with Zelda!

Daisy: I'm against first loser!

Zelda: Peach and I are going to The Mushroom Kingdom Park to battle

(A flash appears and Zelda and Peach disappeared)

Birdo: BIRDO! (I GONNA WIN, AND THERE NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!! HEHEH)

Samus: Ha! (Zaps Birdo with a huge electric-ball, sending her flying!) While you were talking, I was charging! I'm so smart! HAHAHAHA!

Birdo: Birdo-Birdo! (Not bad, but I'm better than I look!)

Samus: Wow! You can shoot eggs at me, big whoop!

Birdo: We'll see who's laughing! Hey! I'm talking! (Birdo!)

Samus: Oh, look! It's a little egg, with-a match lighted thing-on top... Uh-o

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Samus: Ouch.

Birdo: Birdo? (Having fun?)

Samus: So weak, lost to... a loser... I'm so pathetic!

Birdo: Birdo! (I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!)

[Hyrule Temple]

Mario: Where-a did-a Samus go-a?!

Link: I miss them!

Bowser: They are having their own tournament!

Everyone looks at each other and start to crack-up!

[The Mushroom Kingdom Park]

Peach: Eat some turnip!

Zelda: I went easy on Link, but I wont go easy on you! (Zelda's eyes turn an evil green glowing color)

Peach: What are you doing?

Zelda: Making you sorry for wanting to battle me!

Peach: I thought you were easy!

Zelda: Err! Now I'm going to pound you!

(Zelda's body starts floating and Peach is sent flying off the stage by Zelda's ultimate power!)

Peach: Your lucky I thought you were weaker!

Zelda: What ever!

[Mushroom Island]

Daisy: Lets battle!

Birdo: Birdo-Birdo (Lets get boogie with it!)

Daisy: I shall kill you with my slap of sweetness!

(Slaps Birdo, weakening her)

Birdo: Ouch

Daisy: Haha! This will be a snap!

(Daisy snaps her finger as soon she said, "be a 'snap'!" And a bomb turnip appears and she throws it at Birdo causing him to die! LOL Just kidding! But she faints!)

Daisy: That was really easy! HAHA!

(Peach was teleported there and Daisy was sent to Mushroom Kingdom Park)

Peach: I'm a failure! I'm so pathetic!

Samus don't worry! I-

(Samus was cut off by a light that blinded her. She looked up and saw some sort of foot figure aircraft! The light abducted Samus and Peach while Birdo was looking at one of her eggs. Then she got abducted too!)

[Hyrule Temple]

Bowser: I'm bored.

Mario: Yea

Link: Yawn. What do you think Master Hand is up to?

Bowser: A gave him a call before...

Mario: What-a he say?!

Bowser: He went to visit his cousins, The Bonzi Twins.

Link: Never heard of him.

Bowser: Me either.

[Mushroom Park]

Zelda: Daisy, you lose!

Daisy: What are you talking about?

Zelda: I mean, you lose! AH! (Zaps Daisy, causing her to faint!)

Daisy: Owie! (The light takes away Zelda and Daisy)

[Foot ship]

Shadowy figure: Relax humans, machine, and animals; we just want to test you.

Master Hand: If you don't pass, you will die! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!