(Shadowy figure walks out of the shadows and turns out it is twins.)

Twins: We are the Bonzi Twins! We are Masters of all Marshal Arts!

Zelda: Yea, right.

Bonzi Twins: Show her what we are made of!

(Bonzi Twins jump up, one of them holds Zelda, and the other one comes charging from the air! The one twin left a BIG indent in Zelda's face!)

Zelda: I believe you now! [Ouch!]

Bonzi Twins: Foolish human, anyway, lets get on with the test!

Peach: What do we do?

Master Hand: HAHAHAHA! I love telling you this!

Bonzi Twins: But we are saying it. Peach, you have to kill Mario!

Master Hand: HAHAHA!

Bonzi Twins: Samus: You, hmmm, you kill, yourself!!! HAHAHA!

Master Hand: HAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Excellent! Oh, and Zelda, you kill...

Bonzi Twins: Your one true love...

Zelda: Not him!

Master Hand: You kill, Link!

Zelda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Hyrule Temple]

Bowser: ZZZZZZzzzzz

Mario: Are they-a done-a yet?

Bowser: ZZZZZZZZZZZ [Snores really loud!]

Mario: Oh-a shut up-a!

Link: Baby-cakes, wherever you are I miss you!

(A blinding light appears and Zelda and Peach walk out of it)

Link: Baby-cakes! Your back! I missed yo-OWW! YEOWCH! IT BURNS! (Zelda uses her ultimate power on Link, causing him to 'DIE')

Mario: Link!

(Bowser rolls of the stage and also 'DIES' like Link did)

Mario: Uh-o! Got to-a get-a out of here-a!

(Mario jumps up and hits Zelda, hurting her enough to make her just sit there)

Peach: Sorry Mario!

Mario: (Turns around and Peach stabs him with a bat) AHHHHHHHHHHH-a!

[Foot ship]

Samus: I lived a good life! (Jumps of the ship and her leg flies of and her head flies away)

Birdo: BIRDO?! (What about Daisy and I?!)

Daisy: Yea!

Master Hand: I kill you!

Bonzi Twins: We get Birdo!

Birdo: Uh-o! I am talking again! It's a miracle! (Birdo-do-Bird!)

Daisy: (Whispers something in Birdo's ear and then ties up the Bonzi Twins while they were not looking) Now Birdo!

(Birdo shoots bomb eggs at Master Hand and the Bonzi Twins, the Bonzi Twins fainted, but Master Hand attacked Birdo, then Daisy Slapped Master Hand, Master Hand flew away crying)

Samus: Is he gone?

(Samus walk out of a closet and turns a switch off)

Daisy: That idea with the holograms for everyone was great!

Birdo: Birdo-Birdo! (Yea! Good thing you used your cell phone to call the boy to leave dummies with tape recorders in their pockets!)

Samus: Yea!

Daisy: Lets go say we are sorry for having this tournament without them, after all, they allowed girls in their tournament.

Samus: Ok

[Hyrule Temple]

Mario dummy: Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ect.

Peach: I think I broke the tape recorder!

Zelda: You-think?!

Mario: Nice-a plan-a!

Link: Yea! Baby-cakes [Wink]

Bowser: Yea I guess.

(Samus jumps from the ship and lands on Mario)

Samus: I got my enemy!

(Peach and Zelda look at each other and beat-up Link and Bowser!)

Link: [Ouches!] Sor-ouch-ry (sorry) SNIFF

Bowser: My head hurts!

[Foot ship]

Daisy: Lets go!

Birdo: Birdo! (OKAY!)

(Daisy and Birdo jump off)

Bonzi Twins: HAHAHA! They actually thought we fainted! That was so easy! Close our eyes and they think we fainted! HAHA! Idiots! Now we can kill them, FOR REAL!

Master Hand: (Walks out of the shadows) YES!

Bonzi Twins and Master Hand at the same time: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!