Happy for you! Me update new story. Read story now! (by the way, if anyone
has any ideas as to how I can fix this problem with the quotation marks and
apostrophes, I would be MOST appreciative)
Chapter 2: Is That a Sword in Your Kimono or are You just Happy to See Me? (actually. . . it is a sword!)
"Hm-hm-hm-hm-hum, la-da-tee-dee-da. . . Wha? WHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! MY TAIL!!!!!! IT'S BROKEN!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" This is what you say when you are a young fox demon and have just had a time machine land on your tail.
"Oh! Shippo! Are you alright? What happened?" Asked a young girl with long black hair and that wore a Japanese school uniform. She had not looked up yet, but when she did, she nearly fainted.
"Alright, what's the matter now? You guys had better not be in another life or death situation again, 'cause I'm sick of always having to save your butt!" Said a young man, who on further inspection turned out to have dog like ears high up on his head and had what could only be described as claws instead of finger nails. Then he looked up as well. A young man in the uniform of a Buddhist monk and a young woman in a pink and black ninja outfit would have said something as well, but they had already seen what was causing all of the commotion and were just as speechless as everyone else. Except for Shippo who was still screaming about the time machine on his tail, but that was only to be expected.
"Well, well, well. What do we have here? Looks like a few of the natives. You two, be friendly. We don't want to scare anyone." Said a voice that was arrogance made sound. As the voice's owner stepped out from the newly appearing door, he tripped on Shippo's foot tall body, since that was where the door opened. Luckily for Shippo though, the force of being stepped on was enough to knock him out from under the machine, though he now had a large bump on the back of his head. The stranger was tall for a Japanese person, almost six and a half feet, and towered over everyone he was near. He also had brown hair and wore a blue cape over his kimono (Kaiba and the others had changed to more appropriate clothing before they had left, but nothing could be done about Yugi's hair). Behind him came another young man with blond hair and was wearing an orange kimono. Lastly, there was a very short person who couldn't have been much more then four feet tall even though he was easily sixteen years old. He had what was probably the most garish hair anyone had ever seen being very spiky and red, then black, then blond as you went towards the head. He was wearing a black kimono and had a strange pyramid pendant on a necklace. InuYasha instantly sensed that this boy was the most powerful and dangerous, but did nothing sense no signs of hostility had been made. He could also smell that they were not from this time period because of the scent of gasoline and a strange antiseptic odor similar to what Kagome typically smelled like. Miroku (the monk) and Sango (the ninja) instantly sensed InuYasha's (he dog- eared demon) tensing up and prepared themselves for battle as well.
"Who are you, and what do you want? And don't even try to pretend that you're just ordinary travelers 'cause that wouldn't even work Shippo, especially not after what you've done to him." InuYasha demanded.
"Yeah! Say you're sorry or InuYasha's gonna beat you silly!" said the small demon"
"Ahhhhhhh! The thing with the tail can talk!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!" the blond screamed as he hid behind the short boy with the spiky hair.
"Hmm, interesting. And what are you anyway? You look human, and yet those ears, and those nails, are far normal." The tall boy said as he examined InuYasha. The short boy remained silent throughout all of this.
"Stop touching me! I am not some animal that you can just study! Now answer my question, dammit!" InuYasha yelled as he pushed The boy away. Suddenly, everything stopped, except for the three boys.
"Hey! You three! Over here! Package delivery for mister Mutou, mister Wheeler, and mister Kaiba!" said a strange chipmunk-like voice, as from the TV show. The three instantly turned around and saw three strange green humanoid creatures with leaf-like wings and flower like heads.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!! MOM WAS RIGHT!!! THE PIXIES ARE GONNA STEAL MY BRAIN FOR STEALING FROM THE COOKIE JAR!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Joey screamed in terror as he cowered behind Yugi again.
"Yeah, whatever." A 'pixie' said as he pulled out a strange gauntlet out from behind him, along with his compatriots. "Anyway, we've got three magic gauntlets for you people: Kaiba gets blue, Wheeler gets orange, and Mutou gets black. Heh, what da ya know, they match yer clothes, what a coinkidink. Just put them on and throw a card, monsters'll fight, magics and traps'll do whatever the hell they're supposed to do. Real simple like, got it? Oh and ya don't wanna know what'll happen if ya put on somebody else's gauntlet. Seriously, you don't. Package was prepaid, youss guys just sign on the dotted line." The apparent leader pixie said, holding out surprisingly modern looking clipboard. The three, still slightly in shock, did as commanded.
"Alright, thank you. Please remember The Pixie Delivery Line, 'Service At The Speed Of Time.' The pixie said as it flew off into the forest.
"That was. . . surreal." Was all Yugi could say as everything went back to normal. The boys put on their gauntlets.
"Alright you three! Tell us what we want to know, or we'll beat it out of ya!" InuYasha screamed, getting more annoyed by the moment.
"Heh, I'd like to see you try, doggie. But if it's a fight you want, then it's a fight you'll get. Blue-Eyes-White-Dragon, I summon thee!" Kaiba yelled as his favorite monster materialized out of nowhere.
"Oh, crap." Miroku said, as he looked at the monstrous beast. Shippo could only pee in his pants in agreement.
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"No, no, no! this is the last thing I need! First the Pharaoh and his comrades come here, then they meet InuYasha, and to top everything off, that bitch sends them those gauntlets of hers! I can only hope that they kill each other before I have to deal with them."
My, my, my. What have we here? Nothing too unexpected, but those things the voice in the dark said do raise some interesting questions, not least of which is who this 'bitch' is.
Chapter 2: Is That a Sword in Your Kimono or are You just Happy to See Me? (actually. . . it is a sword!)
"Hm-hm-hm-hm-hum, la-da-tee-dee-da. . . Wha? WHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! MY TAIL!!!!!! IT'S BROKEN!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" This is what you say when you are a young fox demon and have just had a time machine land on your tail.
"Oh! Shippo! Are you alright? What happened?" Asked a young girl with long black hair and that wore a Japanese school uniform. She had not looked up yet, but when she did, she nearly fainted.
"Alright, what's the matter now? You guys had better not be in another life or death situation again, 'cause I'm sick of always having to save your butt!" Said a young man, who on further inspection turned out to have dog like ears high up on his head and had what could only be described as claws instead of finger nails. Then he looked up as well. A young man in the uniform of a Buddhist monk and a young woman in a pink and black ninja outfit would have said something as well, but they had already seen what was causing all of the commotion and were just as speechless as everyone else. Except for Shippo who was still screaming about the time machine on his tail, but that was only to be expected.
"Well, well, well. What do we have here? Looks like a few of the natives. You two, be friendly. We don't want to scare anyone." Said a voice that was arrogance made sound. As the voice's owner stepped out from the newly appearing door, he tripped on Shippo's foot tall body, since that was where the door opened. Luckily for Shippo though, the force of being stepped on was enough to knock him out from under the machine, though he now had a large bump on the back of his head. The stranger was tall for a Japanese person, almost six and a half feet, and towered over everyone he was near. He also had brown hair and wore a blue cape over his kimono (Kaiba and the others had changed to more appropriate clothing before they had left, but nothing could be done about Yugi's hair). Behind him came another young man with blond hair and was wearing an orange kimono. Lastly, there was a very short person who couldn't have been much more then four feet tall even though he was easily sixteen years old. He had what was probably the most garish hair anyone had ever seen being very spiky and red, then black, then blond as you went towards the head. He was wearing a black kimono and had a strange pyramid pendant on a necklace. InuYasha instantly sensed that this boy was the most powerful and dangerous, but did nothing sense no signs of hostility had been made. He could also smell that they were not from this time period because of the scent of gasoline and a strange antiseptic odor similar to what Kagome typically smelled like. Miroku (the monk) and Sango (the ninja) instantly sensed InuYasha's (he dog- eared demon) tensing up and prepared themselves for battle as well.
"Who are you, and what do you want? And don't even try to pretend that you're just ordinary travelers 'cause that wouldn't even work Shippo, especially not after what you've done to him." InuYasha demanded.
"Yeah! Say you're sorry or InuYasha's gonna beat you silly!" said the small demon"
"Ahhhhhhh! The thing with the tail can talk!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!" the blond screamed as he hid behind the short boy with the spiky hair.
"Hmm, interesting. And what are you anyway? You look human, and yet those ears, and those nails, are far normal." The tall boy said as he examined InuYasha. The short boy remained silent throughout all of this.
"Stop touching me! I am not some animal that you can just study! Now answer my question, dammit!" InuYasha yelled as he pushed The boy away. Suddenly, everything stopped, except for the three boys.
"Hey! You three! Over here! Package delivery for mister Mutou, mister Wheeler, and mister Kaiba!" said a strange chipmunk-like voice, as from the TV show. The three instantly turned around and saw three strange green humanoid creatures with leaf-like wings and flower like heads.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!! MOM WAS RIGHT!!! THE PIXIES ARE GONNA STEAL MY BRAIN FOR STEALING FROM THE COOKIE JAR!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Joey screamed in terror as he cowered behind Yugi again.
"Yeah, whatever." A 'pixie' said as he pulled out a strange gauntlet out from behind him, along with his compatriots. "Anyway, we've got three magic gauntlets for you people: Kaiba gets blue, Wheeler gets orange, and Mutou gets black. Heh, what da ya know, they match yer clothes, what a coinkidink. Just put them on and throw a card, monsters'll fight, magics and traps'll do whatever the hell they're supposed to do. Real simple like, got it? Oh and ya don't wanna know what'll happen if ya put on somebody else's gauntlet. Seriously, you don't. Package was prepaid, youss guys just sign on the dotted line." The apparent leader pixie said, holding out surprisingly modern looking clipboard. The three, still slightly in shock, did as commanded.
"Alright, thank you. Please remember The Pixie Delivery Line, 'Service At The Speed Of Time.' The pixie said as it flew off into the forest.
"That was. . . surreal." Was all Yugi could say as everything went back to normal. The boys put on their gauntlets.
"Alright you three! Tell us what we want to know, or we'll beat it out of ya!" InuYasha screamed, getting more annoyed by the moment.
"Heh, I'd like to see you try, doggie. But if it's a fight you want, then it's a fight you'll get. Blue-Eyes-White-Dragon, I summon thee!" Kaiba yelled as his favorite monster materialized out of nowhere.
"Oh, crap." Miroku said, as he looked at the monstrous beast. Shippo could only pee in his pants in agreement.
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"No, no, no! this is the last thing I need! First the Pharaoh and his comrades come here, then they meet InuYasha, and to top everything off, that bitch sends them those gauntlets of hers! I can only hope that they kill each other before I have to deal with them."
My, my, my. What have we here? Nothing too unexpected, but those things the voice in the dark said do raise some interesting questions, not least of which is who this 'bitch' is.