Have you ever wondered why the Newsies are so tired in the morning? Have
you ever wondered what happens in the Lodging House at night? Well this is
a short little fic about what goes on after Kloppman goes to sleep.
Newsies Nights!
"Alright Kloppman's asleep!" Jack screamed at the top of his lungs as he slammed the door to the bunkroom closed. You see once Kloppman is asleep he doesn't wake up until the sun comes up so the Newsies can be as loud as they want.
All of the Newsies got of their bunks and started to jump around like monkeys on steroids.
"So Jack whaddya wanna do tonight?" Mush asked.
"Whatever you wanna do Mush." Jack said.
"Ya hear that fellas I asked Jack what he wanted to do tonight and he said whatever ya wanna do Mush!" Mush said as he started punch Jack and then run away laughing.
He was running so fast that he didn't see Race and he ran straight into him and fell backwards and hit his head on Blink's shoe.
Race turned around and started to cuss Mush out and he went back to his bunk and started to mumble curses and light his cigar.
Blink on the other hand helped Mush up.
"Hey Kid your patch is on the wrong eye!" Mush said looking into a hole in Blink's head where an eye or a patch or something should have been.
"You know I was wonderin why everything was black." Blink said as he changed his eye patch and walked away.
Race was still on his bed mumbling about how he was going to kill Mush, Blink was trying to figure out why the room went black again, and Mush was running around the room like a monkey on steroids.
"SALTY SMELLY ICECREAM SALAD!" Skittery yelled as he jolted out of his bunk and ran down the stairs.
The whole room fell silent for a whole hour as they tried to make since of what had just happened when Spot waltzed (yes waltzed) in, in one of Medda's dresses, five inch heels, and a pink purse.
He Bumlet's pillow and started dancing with it.
Bumlets broke down in sobs and fell to his knees.
Everyone in the room started jumping around the room again except Race who was on his bed now writing out his plan to kill Mush, Blink who was wondering running into things, Mush who was sticking his head out the window singing happy birthday at the top of his lungs, Bumlets who was on the floor bawling his heart out for his pillow, Spot who was now making out with the pillow and Skittery who was...somewhere.
Just then David stormed through the door with the angriest face any of the newsies had ever seen.
Everyone in the room fell silent again except for Bumlets who was still on the floor crying. Mush who was still singing happy birthday, and Race who was mumbling to himself again.
Meanwhile David stormed over to Jack and his face turned hot pink.
"Heya Davey." Jack said a little scared.
"WHY DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY SISTER?" David yelled in his face.
"Whoa I got two words for you Davey...tic tac!" Jack said swatting the air in front of his face.
"What's a tic tac?" Mush asked As he came back inside.
"Something they will invent in about 50 years." Jack said. "It makes your breath smell better."
"Oh." Mush said and he went back to his singing.
Then David and Jack started punching each other and rolling all over the floor while the other newsies just went on with their own business.
"I FOUND MY SALTY SMELLY ICECREAM SALAD!" Skittery yelled as he walked in with some brown goop in a bowl that Mush could even smell out the window.
Then someone came swinging in the Lodging House on a vine through the window and nearly knocked Mush to the ground.
It was BOOTS!
He was in a little Tarzan fly flap thing and started beating his chest and yelling.
So now Race had finished his plot to kill Mush and was getting his supplies ready, Blink ran face first into a bathroom door and is now unconscious, Spot is rolling on the bed with Bumlets pillow, Bumlets doesn't have any more tears left so he's just sobbing really loud, Skittery is eating his salty smelly ice-cream salad, Jack and David were rolling on the floor righting over Sarah, Mush was singing happy birthday to a dog that had got hit by a horse, and Boots was pretending to be Tarzan!
This night couldn't get any crazier!
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!" Mush sang as he stepped back into the Lodging House.
"Hey Mush come here." Race said.
"Okey dokey." Mush said as he skipped (yes skipped) over to Race's side.
"Oh by the way Race I'm sorry for bumping into ya." Mush said.
"Aw Mush I forgive you!" Race said as he pulled Mush into a hug and started to cry.
"Hey guys I think Blink is dead." Skittery said as he licked some of his salty smelly ice-cream salad off of his lips.
The whole room fell silent as everyone turned to see Blink lying on the floor with a huge red mark on his forehead.
"Nah I'm just sleeping." Blink said as he sat up and put his eye patch on the right eye again.
"OOOOHHHHHHH." The whole room said together.
"Hey guys Kloppman is about to wake up." Jack said as he saw the sun coming up in the distance.
"Well Jack I'll see ya tomorrow." David said as he got up and shook Jack's hand and walked out the door.
"Alright." Jack said as he waved to David.
"Well Bumlets here's you pillow." Spot said as he gave Bumlets his pillow back and walked out the door to go back to Brooklyn in one of Medda's dresses.
"Thanks." Bumlets beamed as he hugged his pillow tightly.
Skittery went and put his salty smelly ice cream salad back where nobody could find it. Mush tired to get in his bed but fell so he just lied on the floor. Boots changed out of his Tarzan fly flap thing and went to bed.
"Alright that was fun. We'll do the same thing tomorrow night." Jack said as he got in his bed and turned off the lights just as they heard Kloppman coming up the stairs.
"BOOTS!" Kloppman yelled as he entered the bunkroom. "Get ready! Get ready! Get Ready!"
"I didn't do it." Skittery said as he woke up from his two second sleep.
"What do you mean you didn't do it? When you gotta get up you gotta get up." Kloppman said as he slapped Skittery in the face.
AN: If you didn't figure it out they do the exact same thing every night and this was the night and every morning. So what did you think? R&R.
Newsies Nights!
"Alright Kloppman's asleep!" Jack screamed at the top of his lungs as he slammed the door to the bunkroom closed. You see once Kloppman is asleep he doesn't wake up until the sun comes up so the Newsies can be as loud as they want.
All of the Newsies got of their bunks and started to jump around like monkeys on steroids.
"So Jack whaddya wanna do tonight?" Mush asked.
"Whatever you wanna do Mush." Jack said.
"Ya hear that fellas I asked Jack what he wanted to do tonight and he said whatever ya wanna do Mush!" Mush said as he started punch Jack and then run away laughing.
He was running so fast that he didn't see Race and he ran straight into him and fell backwards and hit his head on Blink's shoe.
Race turned around and started to cuss Mush out and he went back to his bunk and started to mumble curses and light his cigar.
Blink on the other hand helped Mush up.
"Hey Kid your patch is on the wrong eye!" Mush said looking into a hole in Blink's head where an eye or a patch or something should have been.
"You know I was wonderin why everything was black." Blink said as he changed his eye patch and walked away.
Race was still on his bed mumbling about how he was going to kill Mush, Blink was trying to figure out why the room went black again, and Mush was running around the room like a monkey on steroids.
"SALTY SMELLY ICECREAM SALAD!" Skittery yelled as he jolted out of his bunk and ran down the stairs.
The whole room fell silent for a whole hour as they tried to make since of what had just happened when Spot waltzed (yes waltzed) in, in one of Medda's dresses, five inch heels, and a pink purse.
He Bumlet's pillow and started dancing with it.
Bumlets broke down in sobs and fell to his knees.
Everyone in the room started jumping around the room again except Race who was on his bed now writing out his plan to kill Mush, Blink who was wondering running into things, Mush who was sticking his head out the window singing happy birthday at the top of his lungs, Bumlets who was on the floor bawling his heart out for his pillow, Spot who was now making out with the pillow and Skittery who was...somewhere.
Just then David stormed through the door with the angriest face any of the newsies had ever seen.
Everyone in the room fell silent again except for Bumlets who was still on the floor crying. Mush who was still singing happy birthday, and Race who was mumbling to himself again.
Meanwhile David stormed over to Jack and his face turned hot pink.
"Heya Davey." Jack said a little scared.
"WHY DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY SISTER?" David yelled in his face.
"Whoa I got two words for you Davey...tic tac!" Jack said swatting the air in front of his face.
"What's a tic tac?" Mush asked As he came back inside.
"Something they will invent in about 50 years." Jack said. "It makes your breath smell better."
"Oh." Mush said and he went back to his singing.
Then David and Jack started punching each other and rolling all over the floor while the other newsies just went on with their own business.
"I FOUND MY SALTY SMELLY ICECREAM SALAD!" Skittery yelled as he walked in with some brown goop in a bowl that Mush could even smell out the window.
Then someone came swinging in the Lodging House on a vine through the window and nearly knocked Mush to the ground.
It was BOOTS!
He was in a little Tarzan fly flap thing and started beating his chest and yelling.
So now Race had finished his plot to kill Mush and was getting his supplies ready, Blink ran face first into a bathroom door and is now unconscious, Spot is rolling on the bed with Bumlets pillow, Bumlets doesn't have any more tears left so he's just sobbing really loud, Skittery is eating his salty smelly ice-cream salad, Jack and David were rolling on the floor righting over Sarah, Mush was singing happy birthday to a dog that had got hit by a horse, and Boots was pretending to be Tarzan!
This night couldn't get any crazier!
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!" Mush sang as he stepped back into the Lodging House.
"Hey Mush come here." Race said.
"Okey dokey." Mush said as he skipped (yes skipped) over to Race's side.
"Oh by the way Race I'm sorry for bumping into ya." Mush said.
"Aw Mush I forgive you!" Race said as he pulled Mush into a hug and started to cry.
"Hey guys I think Blink is dead." Skittery said as he licked some of his salty smelly ice-cream salad off of his lips.
The whole room fell silent as everyone turned to see Blink lying on the floor with a huge red mark on his forehead.
"Nah I'm just sleeping." Blink said as he sat up and put his eye patch on the right eye again.
"OOOOHHHHHHH." The whole room said together.
"Hey guys Kloppman is about to wake up." Jack said as he saw the sun coming up in the distance.
"Well Jack I'll see ya tomorrow." David said as he got up and shook Jack's hand and walked out the door.
"Alright." Jack said as he waved to David.
"Well Bumlets here's you pillow." Spot said as he gave Bumlets his pillow back and walked out the door to go back to Brooklyn in one of Medda's dresses.
"Thanks." Bumlets beamed as he hugged his pillow tightly.
Skittery went and put his salty smelly ice cream salad back where nobody could find it. Mush tired to get in his bed but fell so he just lied on the floor. Boots changed out of his Tarzan fly flap thing and went to bed.
"Alright that was fun. We'll do the same thing tomorrow night." Jack said as he got in his bed and turned off the lights just as they heard Kloppman coming up the stairs.
"BOOTS!" Kloppman yelled as he entered the bunkroom. "Get ready! Get ready! Get Ready!"
"I didn't do it." Skittery said as he woke up from his two second sleep.
"What do you mean you didn't do it? When you gotta get up you gotta get up." Kloppman said as he slapped Skittery in the face.
AN: If you didn't figure it out they do the exact same thing every night and this was the night and every morning. So what did you think? R&R.