Hidey-ho there, fic readers! Been a little bit since I updated, huh? Well,
that's just because I decided to write that rulebook Thursday instead of
today, but you should still check it out on my bio page. Also, good news
for us anime enthusiasts! First, pojo.com says that the Yuyu Hakusho
official card game will be released September 15. Second, the Fox network
will be getting Shaman King for its Saturday morning lineup, so I just
thought I would spread the word a little. On with the story!
Chapter 4: A Little Misunderstanding (well, maybe not so little, what with getting blasted in the face by a Blue-Eyes, but whatever)
"IIIIIIIINNUUUUUUUYYAAAAAAASSSHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" screamed the girl that had been helping Shippo with his wounds as InuYasha got blasted with the dragon's mightiest attack. She immediately ran to the dog-eared demon in the red kimono and held his head in her arms as cried out to the world. Joey, having the mentality of a third grader, was about to taunt Kagome about coodies, but the boy with the Technicolor hair (A/N I must remember that one) merely put his hand on his shoulder and stopped Joey from doing anything stupid.
"It is alright, girl. Your friends are merely unconscious, but we should see about helping them, 'Dian Keto, the Cure Master!' heal those warriors of their wounds!" he cried, as a large, homely woman spread a whiteness that covered Kaiba's victims in a soothing light. In seconds, InuYasha, Sango, and Miroku were groggily awakening from their sleep.
Kaiba was not happy with the mercy that his vertically challenged "friend" was showing their attackers. "Yugi, why are you helping our enemies? They attacked us, remember? What is to stop them from trying to kill us again?"
"Kaiba, what would you have done in their position? You summoned your Blue-Eyes in anger, and they only wanted to know what we were doing here. And after all, we did land on one of their friends. Such hostility was only to be expected. If you had just answered the question, that battle never would have happened. I feel that I must apologize for my compatriot's behavior, we meant you know harm, and I am sorry that you were, little tailed-one, were right were we aiming to land. I was piloting that machine but all I had were coordinates; I could not see where, or on whom, we would be landing. Again, if there is anything we can do to earn your forgiveness, then I humbly ask what that would be." Yugi explained, with all the grace and humility that five-thousand years and an entire lifetime of meeting in the courts of kings and emperors could muster, which was actually quite a bit, all considered. No one in InuYasha's group really knew what to say to all of that, so they just stared at him blankly.
"You have funny hair, mister. What's your name? And can I play with your hair?" Shippo asked with all the innocence he had.
"NO! NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! NO ONE TOUCHES MY HAIR UNLESS THEY DESIRE THE MOST PAINFUL DEATH THEY CAN IMAGINE, AFTER THEY HAVE EXPERIENCED AN ETERNITY OF INSANITY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! DO! NOT! TOUCH! THE! HAIR!" Shippo had already started to twirl Yugi's hair, but when Yugi started screaming Shippo did what all small animals/children do when scared out of their wits: piss in their pants. And since his pants were already soggy from when the Blue-Eyes materialized, Yugi ended up with a head sopping in child fox-demon urine. Yugi was not amused, though just about everyone else was.
"That. Was. Not. Funny." Yugi said, as he pulled out a towel from somewhere in his kimono and wiped himself off. During that time, Joey was being slightly intelligent for once and was telling InuYasha and his group the story as he knew it. There is just something about getting your head urinated on that just facilitates conversation among other people (A/N not that I would know anything about this).
"Enh, alright I guess I believe you. But if any of you do anything even remotely suspicious, you'll have to answer to me, got it? And I will not go as easily as I did with that dragon thingy, of that I can assure you. But, I suppose for now we could use a few more hands with the demon slaying, so if you're willing to help, I guess I'm ready to except it. Gods help me." InuYasha said, as they got ready for the coming night.
************** "Grrrrrr. This is not turning out as it should. They were supposed to KILL each other! Why have they not killed each other? I guess I'm going to have to take things into my own hands. I hate being an all-powerful evil demon of destruction. I should have been a forest spirit, like my mother wanted me to be."
Whoa, a demon with job issues. . . that's just. . . weird. I mean, that doesn't even make sense. Seriously. Oh well, maybe the next chapter will have some sort of explanation. Maybe.
Chapter 4: A Little Misunderstanding (well, maybe not so little, what with getting blasted in the face by a Blue-Eyes, but whatever)
"IIIIIIIINNUUUUUUUYYAAAAAAASSSHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" screamed the girl that had been helping Shippo with his wounds as InuYasha got blasted with the dragon's mightiest attack. She immediately ran to the dog-eared demon in the red kimono and held his head in her arms as cried out to the world. Joey, having the mentality of a third grader, was about to taunt Kagome about coodies, but the boy with the Technicolor hair (A/N I must remember that one) merely put his hand on his shoulder and stopped Joey from doing anything stupid.
"It is alright, girl. Your friends are merely unconscious, but we should see about helping them, 'Dian Keto, the Cure Master!' heal those warriors of their wounds!" he cried, as a large, homely woman spread a whiteness that covered Kaiba's victims in a soothing light. In seconds, InuYasha, Sango, and Miroku were groggily awakening from their sleep.
Kaiba was not happy with the mercy that his vertically challenged "friend" was showing their attackers. "Yugi, why are you helping our enemies? They attacked us, remember? What is to stop them from trying to kill us again?"
"Kaiba, what would you have done in their position? You summoned your Blue-Eyes in anger, and they only wanted to know what we were doing here. And after all, we did land on one of their friends. Such hostility was only to be expected. If you had just answered the question, that battle never would have happened. I feel that I must apologize for my compatriot's behavior, we meant you know harm, and I am sorry that you were, little tailed-one, were right were we aiming to land. I was piloting that machine but all I had were coordinates; I could not see where, or on whom, we would be landing. Again, if there is anything we can do to earn your forgiveness, then I humbly ask what that would be." Yugi explained, with all the grace and humility that five-thousand years and an entire lifetime of meeting in the courts of kings and emperors could muster, which was actually quite a bit, all considered. No one in InuYasha's group really knew what to say to all of that, so they just stared at him blankly.
"You have funny hair, mister. What's your name? And can I play with your hair?" Shippo asked with all the innocence he had.
"NO! NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! NO ONE TOUCHES MY HAIR UNLESS THEY DESIRE THE MOST PAINFUL DEATH THEY CAN IMAGINE, AFTER THEY HAVE EXPERIENCED AN ETERNITY OF INSANITY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! DO! NOT! TOUCH! THE! HAIR!" Shippo had already started to twirl Yugi's hair, but when Yugi started screaming Shippo did what all small animals/children do when scared out of their wits: piss in their pants. And since his pants were already soggy from when the Blue-Eyes materialized, Yugi ended up with a head sopping in child fox-demon urine. Yugi was not amused, though just about everyone else was.
"That. Was. Not. Funny." Yugi said, as he pulled out a towel from somewhere in his kimono and wiped himself off. During that time, Joey was being slightly intelligent for once and was telling InuYasha and his group the story as he knew it. There is just something about getting your head urinated on that just facilitates conversation among other people (A/N not that I would know anything about this).
"Enh, alright I guess I believe you. But if any of you do anything even remotely suspicious, you'll have to answer to me, got it? And I will not go as easily as I did with that dragon thingy, of that I can assure you. But, I suppose for now we could use a few more hands with the demon slaying, so if you're willing to help, I guess I'm ready to except it. Gods help me." InuYasha said, as they got ready for the coming night.
************** "Grrrrrr. This is not turning out as it should. They were supposed to KILL each other! Why have they not killed each other? I guess I'm going to have to take things into my own hands. I hate being an all-powerful evil demon of destruction. I should have been a forest spirit, like my mother wanted me to be."
Whoa, a demon with job issues. . . that's just. . . weird. I mean, that doesn't even make sense. Seriously. Oh well, maybe the next chapter will have some sort of explanation. Maybe.