Sorry. I really don't have a snappy intro today. Oh well. On with the
story!
Chapter 5: Don't Sleep in Dark Spooky Forests! (sage advice that is. . . sage advice indeed)
After the rather embarrassing misadventure of the day, day quickly turned to night. And our heroes, not being equipped with night vision goggles, decided to ignore common sense and sleep in the forest. The reason this went against common sense is that InuYasha and his entourage (or is that Kagome and her's?) knew that there was a demon in these woods. They came to this forest in the first place in order to see if said demon had come across any shards of the Shikon (A/N or is it Shikhon or something?) Jewel or knew someone/thing that had. Then the question of who would be taking the watches through the night came up.
"Not me."
"Not me."
"Not me." Said Joey, Shippo, and Kagome, one after another. No one was amused.
"Grrr, fine. I guess that leaves me to do all the work myself. Again. Ya bunch of ingrates, why do I even bother" InuYasha mumbled those last few sentences under his breath, but everyone still heard him. Then Yugi came up with an idea.
"Hmm. Why don't we just use our monsters? I think they'll do fine enough. That way we can all get some sleep. Silver Fang! Guard us as we rest!" he yelled summoning the large wolf.
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Silver Fang
*Level = 3
*Speed = 25
*Attack =1200
*Defense = 800
*Power = 1000
*HP = 1100
Earth, Beast
Inherent Ability: This monster ignores all Invisibility Spells and Concealment type abilities on any monster other then itself..
"Good idea, Yug. Garoozis! Help out Yugi's Silver Fang on guard duty!
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Garoozis
*Level = 5
*Speed = 15
*Attack = 1800
*Defense = 1500
*Power = 1300
*HP = 1750
Earth, Beast-Warrior
Inherent Ability: This monster does not need to charge its attack for a full force blow.
The large lizard-man and the wolf obeyed their orders and without any further instructions, immediately set up a perimeter around the campsite. InuYasha and his group were a little surprised at the obedience of the monsters, but they remembered what Joey had told them about the Duel Monsters, and merely shrugged at the complacency of the canine and the armored reptile. Kaiba did not feel a need to post one of his monsters on guard duty, and though everyone was still slightly put off by his arrogance and barely contained hatred for them, they again remembered Joey's words about Kaiba being "a hard-ass jerk-monkey with an attitude like Genghis Khan, and his body odor to boot." Judging from Kaiba's behavior, they were all inclined to agree.
"While you kiddies are busy playing with your monster pals, what are we going to do about dinner? I also don't see any sleeping bags or anything. I doubt that backpack of yours could hold enough food for all of us, let alone sleeping mats." Kaiba, always the practical one, said as he pointed out Kagome's backpack. He was in fact, correct about the sleeping mats, but he failed to consider the packing qualities of that most wondrous of foods: Instant Ramen in a Cup (insert image of a shaft of light illuminating a collection of styrofoam cups as an angelic choir sings "Halleluiah, Amen"). Kagome did not have "real" food in her bag, but she did have a pot, a cast iron tripod, and enough Asian noodles to feed an entire continent. Considering that Joey was eating with them now, they ran out of it in mere minutes.
After everyone was done marveling at Joey's gastronomic capacity, they went to bed, Silver fang and Garoozis still keeping watch (and respectively licking or scratching their crotches). Too bad they never noticed the eyes peering at them just out of the fire's light.
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"Oh, crap. They're in the forest. I just know they're looking for me. Damn Naraku, why do I always let him push me around?"
Okay. . . interesting. So. Mister Voice in the Dark knows Naraku personally. I wonder what that means?
Chapter 5: Don't Sleep in Dark Spooky Forests! (sage advice that is. . . sage advice indeed)
After the rather embarrassing misadventure of the day, day quickly turned to night. And our heroes, not being equipped with night vision goggles, decided to ignore common sense and sleep in the forest. The reason this went against common sense is that InuYasha and his entourage (or is that Kagome and her's?) knew that there was a demon in these woods. They came to this forest in the first place in order to see if said demon had come across any shards of the Shikon (A/N or is it Shikhon or something?) Jewel or knew someone/thing that had. Then the question of who would be taking the watches through the night came up.
"Not me."
"Not me."
"Not me." Said Joey, Shippo, and Kagome, one after another. No one was amused.
"Grrr, fine. I guess that leaves me to do all the work myself. Again. Ya bunch of ingrates, why do I even bother" InuYasha mumbled those last few sentences under his breath, but everyone still heard him. Then Yugi came up with an idea.
"Hmm. Why don't we just use our monsters? I think they'll do fine enough. That way we can all get some sleep. Silver Fang! Guard us as we rest!" he yelled summoning the large wolf.
*************
Silver Fang
*Level = 3
*Speed = 25
*Attack =1200
*Defense = 800
*Power = 1000
*HP = 1100
Earth, Beast
Inherent Ability: This monster ignores all Invisibility Spells and Concealment type abilities on any monster other then itself..
"Good idea, Yug. Garoozis! Help out Yugi's Silver Fang on guard duty!
**************
Garoozis
*Level = 5
*Speed = 15
*Attack = 1800
*Defense = 1500
*Power = 1300
*HP = 1750
Earth, Beast-Warrior
Inherent Ability: This monster does not need to charge its attack for a full force blow.
The large lizard-man and the wolf obeyed their orders and without any further instructions, immediately set up a perimeter around the campsite. InuYasha and his group were a little surprised at the obedience of the monsters, but they remembered what Joey had told them about the Duel Monsters, and merely shrugged at the complacency of the canine and the armored reptile. Kaiba did not feel a need to post one of his monsters on guard duty, and though everyone was still slightly put off by his arrogance and barely contained hatred for them, they again remembered Joey's words about Kaiba being "a hard-ass jerk-monkey with an attitude like Genghis Khan, and his body odor to boot." Judging from Kaiba's behavior, they were all inclined to agree.
"While you kiddies are busy playing with your monster pals, what are we going to do about dinner? I also don't see any sleeping bags or anything. I doubt that backpack of yours could hold enough food for all of us, let alone sleeping mats." Kaiba, always the practical one, said as he pointed out Kagome's backpack. He was in fact, correct about the sleeping mats, but he failed to consider the packing qualities of that most wondrous of foods: Instant Ramen in a Cup (insert image of a shaft of light illuminating a collection of styrofoam cups as an angelic choir sings "Halleluiah, Amen"). Kagome did not have "real" food in her bag, but she did have a pot, a cast iron tripod, and enough Asian noodles to feed an entire continent. Considering that Joey was eating with them now, they ran out of it in mere minutes.
After everyone was done marveling at Joey's gastronomic capacity, they went to bed, Silver fang and Garoozis still keeping watch (and respectively licking or scratching their crotches). Too bad they never noticed the eyes peering at them just out of the fire's light.
*********************
"Oh, crap. They're in the forest. I just know they're looking for me. Damn Naraku, why do I always let him push me around?"
Okay. . . interesting. So. Mister Voice in the Dark knows Naraku personally. I wonder what that means?
