Salve mei amicae! (Translation: Suck my *@#$, mother%#*&^@# ! Okay, not
really) Anyway, time for a new chapter! You three! Do happy dance now, foo!
On with the story!
Chapter 7: Light's Answer (all your base are belong to. . . Zaltark, The Tyrant of Mediocre IRS agents! Bwahahahahahaha! Bow to me, mortals!)
"Ah, man! And just when I was having such a nice dream, too! There was cheeseburgers and lingerie models everwhere! Dat sort a dream does not come to me every night, ya know?! Lets kick some demon ass! Flame Swordsman! Incinerate these smalltime punks, with a little help from Salamandra!" Joey whined, demanding vengeance and satisfaction in his own, unique, way.
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Flame Swordsman
*Level = 5
*Speed = 15
*Attack = 1800
*Defense = 1600
*Power = 1500
*HP = 2000
Fire, Warrior
Ability: Flaming Sword of Battle (Ranged/Explosion, 20 ft)
Instantly destroy any Plant or Insect type monsters of Level 5 or less, regardless of Power, Defense, or current HP. Deductct HP equal to half of this monster's power for any other targeted, non Water attribute or Aqua type monster, who only lose HP equal to a quarter of this monster's current Power.
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Salamandra
Mystical Equip
Genre: Power Up
This may only be used by Fire attribute creatures. All Statistics but HP and Power is doubled. Power is increased by 500. HP is decreased by 500.
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Generic Horde of Demons
*Level = 4
*Speed = 20
*Attack = 1500
*Defense = 0
*Power = 0
*HP = 1000
Dark, Fiend/Warrior
Ability: Might of the Cannon Fodder
Pay 500 HP and double this monster's Attack. After this monster uses this ability, this monster is destroyed (if paying the cost would destroy this monster, it cannot use this ability).
As anyone who knows how to play Yugioh can (hopefully) figure out, it was not long before there was a smoking crater right where the Generic Horde had been. In celebration, Joey made the same mistake that Miroku has made many, many times. He suffered dearly for it.
SMACK!
"Ooohhhwww. Damn lady, that is one wicked arm!" Joey exclaimed, now sporting the same stylish handprint that Miroku still had on his cheek.
"Yes, it is. Next time you try something that, it will not be your check getting hit, and I won't be using my hand either." Sango said.
"Yesma'am"
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"See Naraku! The General has already defeated some of my best warriors! It's only a matter of time until the Pharaoh and the High Priest defeat more, and the General's the weakest of the three!"
"No matter. You will defeat them. For your sake."
Whoa, am I sensing some hostility or what? Anyway, next time we'll get to see which of our other teams beats what nasty, new horde, so stick around or there'll be a little "gift" for ya when ya wake up, capisce?
Chapter 7: Light's Answer (all your base are belong to. . . Zaltark, The Tyrant of Mediocre IRS agents! Bwahahahahahaha! Bow to me, mortals!)
"Ah, man! And just when I was having such a nice dream, too! There was cheeseburgers and lingerie models everwhere! Dat sort a dream does not come to me every night, ya know?! Lets kick some demon ass! Flame Swordsman! Incinerate these smalltime punks, with a little help from Salamandra!" Joey whined, demanding vengeance and satisfaction in his own, unique, way.
*****************
Flame Swordsman
*Level = 5
*Speed = 15
*Attack = 1800
*Defense = 1600
*Power = 1500
*HP = 2000
Fire, Warrior
Ability: Flaming Sword of Battle (Ranged/Explosion, 20 ft)
Instantly destroy any Plant or Insect type monsters of Level 5 or less, regardless of Power, Defense, or current HP. Deductct HP equal to half of this monster's power for any other targeted, non Water attribute or Aqua type monster, who only lose HP equal to a quarter of this monster's current Power.
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Salamandra
Mystical Equip
Genre: Power Up
This may only be used by Fire attribute creatures. All Statistics but HP and Power is doubled. Power is increased by 500. HP is decreased by 500.
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Generic Horde of Demons
*Level = 4
*Speed = 20
*Attack = 1500
*Defense = 0
*Power = 0
*HP = 1000
Dark, Fiend/Warrior
Ability: Might of the Cannon Fodder
Pay 500 HP and double this monster's Attack. After this monster uses this ability, this monster is destroyed (if paying the cost would destroy this monster, it cannot use this ability).
As anyone who knows how to play Yugioh can (hopefully) figure out, it was not long before there was a smoking crater right where the Generic Horde had been. In celebration, Joey made the same mistake that Miroku has made many, many times. He suffered dearly for it.
SMACK!
"Ooohhhwww. Damn lady, that is one wicked arm!" Joey exclaimed, now sporting the same stylish handprint that Miroku still had on his cheek.
"Yes, it is. Next time you try something that, it will not be your check getting hit, and I won't be using my hand either." Sango said.
"Yesma'am"
****************************
"See Naraku! The General has already defeated some of my best warriors! It's only a matter of time until the Pharaoh and the High Priest defeat more, and the General's the weakest of the three!"
"No matter. You will defeat them. For your sake."
Whoa, am I sensing some hostility or what? Anyway, next time we'll get to see which of our other teams beats what nasty, new horde, so stick around or there'll be a little "gift" for ya when ya wake up, capisce?