Nanu! Nanu! Eep! Op! Ork! Ah-Ah! Shningle shningle! Ahh! The Pixies! They are eating my brain! Gettem off! Gettem off! Beware the porpoise! The Penguins are your friends! But not the chartreuse ones! On with the story!

Chapter 8: Good Doggie! (sit boy!)

"Hmph. Yugi, you want'em, or should I be their executioner?" asked InuYasha, examining the horde of demons surrounding them.
"Hmmmmmm. . . Why don't I take the hundred on the right, and you take the hundred on the left?" Yugi answered.
"Works for me. Tetsusaiga!!" said the demon, as he unsheathed his sword.
"Dark Magician! I summon thee!" yelled the hair-ed one, making a person that would probably be mistaken as a handsome 20-something man in what looked like a Halloween costume designed by a stoner materialize.

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Dark Magician

*Level = 7

*Speed = 25

*Attack = 2500

*Defense = 2100

*Power = 3000

*HP = 4500

Ability: Dark Magic Attack (ranged, 50 ft.)

This Attack is considered to be at 3000 when used against a light Attribute monster. This ability automatically destroys any Warrior type monster of a Level equal to, or lesser than, this monster.

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Not-So Generic Horde of Demons

*Level = 5

*Speed = 20

*Attack = 1700

*Defense = 1500

*Power = 1000

*HP = 1500

Dark, Fiend/Warrior

Ability: Swarm of the Sub-Human

Pay 1000 HP. Double this monster's Attack, as well as the Attack of every other monster under your control. This monster is destroyed after it uses this Ability, along with every monster that was strengthened using this ability.

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Perfect Tetsusaiga

Mystical Equip

Genre: Weapon

Type: Sword

This weapon has the same effect as "Tetsusaiga." InuYasha gains the Ability: Windscar(?) Slash.

This Ability immediately destroys 1 monster with "horde" in its name, or halves it's HP at user's discretion. Automatically destroy one Level 6 or lower monster, or any monster with a power lower than this monster's.

Need I tell you of the carnage that quickly ensued? The Not-So Generic Horde did not stand any chance.

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"Naraku! The only person who *hasn't* obliterated their opponents has been the High Priest! And even that isn't looking to good for us! It's only a matter of time until they all start looking for us, and then we will be officially screwed! You had better have an idea!"
"I do."

Well. That was. . . short. Kinda.