Sorry for the hiatus, people. First days of school and all that; you know how it is, for the full excuse, just read the latest chapter of "Time Warp" and you'll you know the full story. Anyway. . . On with the story!

Chapter 11: Don't Put All Your Hopes in One Huge Monster (even if it is larger than most buildings. . . or ocean liners.)

"BWAAAAAAAARHHHHHH!!!!! ME WANT PUPPY!"
*Not that puppy crap again. I really don't want to hear it. . .* whined the robed one silently. Everyone else, excluding Naraku, fell down in a typical anime fashion. Naraku, who had, of course, planned for such an occurrence, merely goaded the golden haired, goat-skull-headed, apish bodied aberration.
"Yes, my pet! They have your puppy! But you must grind their bones into the ground before they will tell you where it is! Be quick!" Naraku ordered, and the beast quickly attempted to obey.
"Not so fast, ugly! I want ya ta meet my little friend!"
"And I want ya ta meet my not so little friend. Go, Red-Eyes-Black- Dragon!"
"Hmph. You think that little monkey thing is gonna be enough to beat me, huh? Punk. I summon all THREE of my Blue-Eyes, and combine them to create the Blue-Eyes-Ultimate-Dragon!"
"Ha! For once we are in agreement, Kaiba! I, too, fuse my Curse of Dragon and Gaia, the Fierce Knight to create: Gaia, The Dragon Champion!"

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Skull Oozaru

*Level = 15

*Speed = 30

*Attack = 10000

*Defense = 7000

*Power = 8000

*HP = 10000

Dark, Fiend/Beast

Inherent Effect: Really Wants A Puppy

If there are no canine-like monsters on the field this monster loses 500 Attack, Defense, Power, and HP every 60 seconds. If there is a canine-like monster on the field AT ANY TIME, then neither it nor this monster may attack or be attacked.

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Red-Eyes-Black-Dragon

*Level = 7

*Speed = 25

*Attack = 2400

*Defense = 2000

*Power = 2000

*HP = 3000

Dark, Dragon (Flying)

Inherent Effect: Photophobia

This monster gains Attack, Defense, Power, and HP equal to half the respective Stats of all Light Attribute monsters on the field.

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Blue-Eyes-Ultimate-Dragon

*Level = 12

*Speed = 20

*Attack = 4500

*Defense = 3800

*Power = 3500

*HP = 7000

Light, Dragon (flying)

Inherent Effect: Hydra-Style

This monster may attack up to three monsters at once. You may not use Neutron Blast Attack if you target multiple monsters.

Ability: Neutron Blast Attack (Range 100 ft., Explosion)

Destroy any one Non-Dark Attribute monster. If you do target a Dark Attribute monster, then all of its base Stats are halved, and this monster is destroyed.

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Gaia, the Dragon Champion

*Level = 7

*Attack = 2600

Defense = 2100

*Power = 2500

*HP = 2100

Wind, Dragon (flying)

Ability: Dragon Joust

Target one non-flying monster. If this monster has ANY Stat great than that monster, destroy that monster.

Ability: Dive Bomb

Target one non-flying monster. If this monster has a power equal to or greater than target monster, decrease all of the target's Stats by 25%. This effect may only be used once on any given monster. ________________________________________________________________________

"They still aren't strong enough! That thing is HUGE!" Screamed Kagome, reading Yugi's hologram over his shoulder.
"Hmmmm. . . not necessarily." He replied as he scrolled down a bit further. Joey and Kaiba followed his lead, and soon they too were grinning. Or at least Joey was; Kaiba just started to laugh malevolently.

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"Hmm. Looks like they found a secret! This should be fun to watch. Heeheehe."

Oy vey! Well, who knows maybe the next chapter we'll actually learn what has the Domino City Boys all happyed up (and yes, I do know that that is not a word). So stick around, (insert some slightly insulting noun that applies to you).