Helloo! Yes, yes, yes. I have returned from the crypt to haunt the world of
man, searching, as always, for. . . my. . . something. Damn. I forgot. On
with the story!
Chapter 12: Attack of the A.R.R.B.E.P (Archdragon of Really, Really Big Explosions and Pain)
"Wait. . . Why am I laughing? Look at what I'd have to do! That is just humiliating! There is no way on God's green earth that I am performing that dance. Joey! You do it." Ordered Kaiba as he looked at what would have to be done in order for them to carry out their plan.
"Awwww no I'm not! I think I've worn enough funny costumes to last a life time. I say Yugi does it."
"Uh, no thank you. Shippo! Come here for a second, please? Do you think you could. . . do us a little favor? We need you to dance something for us. Please?"
"Hahaha! That costume's funny mister! But no. I don't think so, but I'm pretty sure Kagome would be glad to help out."
"Hey, yeah! Yuge, Kaiba, think of it! Kagome would look pretty hot in this thing."
"Let me see that!" yelled InuYasha and Kagome simultaneously. "No! there is absolutely no way she/I is/am going to wear that!" they screamed, looking at the costume in question. The three boys were rather surprised about InuYasha's anger at Shippo's suggestion, but had been quite expecting Kagome's near identical reaction.
"Ohhhhh, no boys. Chances are that if Kagome doesn't want to wear it, than I don't either, so do not force the issue." Ordered Sango, seeing the looks on everyone's (though mainly Miroku's) faces.
"Damn. Alright. But I'm not doing it either. Sorry InuYasha, looks like you get stuck with this job."
"Hangh-hangh!" (Shippo's attempt at doing a Nelson style laugh)
"Quiet you. All right. Other than wearing the stupid costume what do I have to do?"
"The instructions are all right here; they seem to be fairly simple, so you shouldn't have too much trouble doing it"
"Pssst. . . Naraku! Shouldn't they be running and screaming and begging for their lives? The Skull Oozaru seems to be getting pretty impatient." Whispered the figure in the robe to his compatriot.
"Just be patient. I was hoping they wouldn't do this, if only because it's so annoying, but I suppose some things can't be helped. SKULL OOZARU, ATTACK!"
"Hold on a minute here, ya jackass, let me finish the frickin' dance first! Step one, two, three, four, dazzle, one! two, jazz hands! three four. Archdragon! Accept our sacrifice! Stick your left hand out and shake it, one, two, three, four. Take our offerings and give us your might! Put your left hand in and spin-like-a-top, one, two, three, four!" Said InuYasha in a monotone voice, performing the dance moves as he talked, all too aware of the absurdity in what he was doing. The fact that he was in a costume that would make the Chiquita Banana Girl have an aneurism from the laughing wasn't helping matters either; the abomination in apparel was made of a garish, frilly, gold and red bikini with a pointed hat draped in purple streamers, and the entire thing was covered with "mystic symbols" embroidered on everything. Seeing this, the figure in the purple robe anime- fell, and Naraku had an uncharacteristically large sweat-drop on the back of his head.
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A.R.R.B.E.P.
*Level = 20
*Speed = 35
*Attack = 15000
*Defense = 15000
*Power = 10000
*HP = 15000
Dragon, Chaos
This monster may only be summoned by tributing three Dragon Type monsters and performing the "Jitterbug of the Archdragon" in front of multiple sentient entities.
Inherent Ability: Natural Disharmony
This monster may use any power-up, regardless of requirements, and does not suffer any penalties, or otherwise adverse effects of any monster, magic, or trap.
"Uhhhh. . . isn't he kind of. . . small? I mean. . . considering all that crud we had to do, I was. . . expecting something. . . maybe, I don't know. . . larger?" pointed out Joey looking at the nearly omnipotent creature in front of him. He probably said this because the "Archdragon" that they had summoned turned out to be not much larger then a Chihuahua.
"Awwww, he's so cute! Ain't he the cutest thing with a snout? Isn't he?" exclaimed Kagome as she scooped up the poor creature and began hugging it to death. The lizard tried spouting a burst of flame, but Kagome kept it to well constricted so that when it actually fired, it ended up blasting Joey and InuYasha instead.
"Rarfrarfrarfrarf! Grrrrrr! Grrrrrrrr! Eyungh!" the diminutive critter whined and growled, desperate to get free of Kagome's crushing embrace, but all to no avail.
"Kagome! Let that poor thing go! It's gotta fry that monkey-freak right now! You can cuddle with it later, dammit!" Yelled InuYasha, shaking off the ash. Sensing an opening, the archdragon managed to squeeze itself out of Kagome's grasp and prepared to do battle with something several million times larger than itself.
"Well, this should be fun to watch." Said Miroku.
"Yeah, but InuYasha, first I suggest you get out of that ridiculous costume. You look like a drag queen for crying out loud."
"Gladly."
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"My, my, my, my, my. I do like the looks of this. Maybe, brother, this may teach you the error of you ways. But even if it doesn't, you'll still get a looooooot of pain for joining Naraku."
Haha! In this corner! We have the Skull Oozaru! Weighing in at 1000 tons and over 500 feet tall, this is truly a bruiser for the record books! In the other corner! We have the Archdragon of Really, Really Big Explosions and Pain! Weighing in at just under 5 pounds and a little over two feet long, this, too, is a fighter to remember! Even if just because it looks like a five year old on a tricycle could flatten it into the pavement! Who will win this battle for the ages?
Chapter 12: Attack of the A.R.R.B.E.P (Archdragon of Really, Really Big Explosions and Pain)
"Wait. . . Why am I laughing? Look at what I'd have to do! That is just humiliating! There is no way on God's green earth that I am performing that dance. Joey! You do it." Ordered Kaiba as he looked at what would have to be done in order for them to carry out their plan.
"Awwww no I'm not! I think I've worn enough funny costumes to last a life time. I say Yugi does it."
"Uh, no thank you. Shippo! Come here for a second, please? Do you think you could. . . do us a little favor? We need you to dance something for us. Please?"
"Hahaha! That costume's funny mister! But no. I don't think so, but I'm pretty sure Kagome would be glad to help out."
"Hey, yeah! Yuge, Kaiba, think of it! Kagome would look pretty hot in this thing."
"Let me see that!" yelled InuYasha and Kagome simultaneously. "No! there is absolutely no way she/I is/am going to wear that!" they screamed, looking at the costume in question. The three boys were rather surprised about InuYasha's anger at Shippo's suggestion, but had been quite expecting Kagome's near identical reaction.
"Ohhhhh, no boys. Chances are that if Kagome doesn't want to wear it, than I don't either, so do not force the issue." Ordered Sango, seeing the looks on everyone's (though mainly Miroku's) faces.
"Damn. Alright. But I'm not doing it either. Sorry InuYasha, looks like you get stuck with this job."
"Hangh-hangh!" (Shippo's attempt at doing a Nelson style laugh)
"Quiet you. All right. Other than wearing the stupid costume what do I have to do?"
"The instructions are all right here; they seem to be fairly simple, so you shouldn't have too much trouble doing it"
"Pssst. . . Naraku! Shouldn't they be running and screaming and begging for their lives? The Skull Oozaru seems to be getting pretty impatient." Whispered the figure in the robe to his compatriot.
"Just be patient. I was hoping they wouldn't do this, if only because it's so annoying, but I suppose some things can't be helped. SKULL OOZARU, ATTACK!"
"Hold on a minute here, ya jackass, let me finish the frickin' dance first! Step one, two, three, four, dazzle, one! two, jazz hands! three four. Archdragon! Accept our sacrifice! Stick your left hand out and shake it, one, two, three, four. Take our offerings and give us your might! Put your left hand in and spin-like-a-top, one, two, three, four!" Said InuYasha in a monotone voice, performing the dance moves as he talked, all too aware of the absurdity in what he was doing. The fact that he was in a costume that would make the Chiquita Banana Girl have an aneurism from the laughing wasn't helping matters either; the abomination in apparel was made of a garish, frilly, gold and red bikini with a pointed hat draped in purple streamers, and the entire thing was covered with "mystic symbols" embroidered on everything. Seeing this, the figure in the purple robe anime- fell, and Naraku had an uncharacteristically large sweat-drop on the back of his head.
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A.R.R.B.E.P.
*Level = 20
*Speed = 35
*Attack = 15000
*Defense = 15000
*Power = 10000
*HP = 15000
Dragon, Chaos
This monster may only be summoned by tributing three Dragon Type monsters and performing the "Jitterbug of the Archdragon" in front of multiple sentient entities.
Inherent Ability: Natural Disharmony
This monster may use any power-up, regardless of requirements, and does not suffer any penalties, or otherwise adverse effects of any monster, magic, or trap.
"Uhhhh. . . isn't he kind of. . . small? I mean. . . considering all that crud we had to do, I was. . . expecting something. . . maybe, I don't know. . . larger?" pointed out Joey looking at the nearly omnipotent creature in front of him. He probably said this because the "Archdragon" that they had summoned turned out to be not much larger then a Chihuahua.
"Awwww, he's so cute! Ain't he the cutest thing with a snout? Isn't he?" exclaimed Kagome as she scooped up the poor creature and began hugging it to death. The lizard tried spouting a burst of flame, but Kagome kept it to well constricted so that when it actually fired, it ended up blasting Joey and InuYasha instead.
"Rarfrarfrarfrarf! Grrrrrr! Grrrrrrrr! Eyungh!" the diminutive critter whined and growled, desperate to get free of Kagome's crushing embrace, but all to no avail.
"Kagome! Let that poor thing go! It's gotta fry that monkey-freak right now! You can cuddle with it later, dammit!" Yelled InuYasha, shaking off the ash. Sensing an opening, the archdragon managed to squeeze itself out of Kagome's grasp and prepared to do battle with something several million times larger than itself.
"Well, this should be fun to watch." Said Miroku.
"Yeah, but InuYasha, first I suggest you get out of that ridiculous costume. You look like a drag queen for crying out loud."
"Gladly."
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"My, my, my, my, my. I do like the looks of this. Maybe, brother, this may teach you the error of you ways. But even if it doesn't, you'll still get a looooooot of pain for joining Naraku."
Haha! In this corner! We have the Skull Oozaru! Weighing in at 1000 tons and over 500 feet tall, this is truly a bruiser for the record books! In the other corner! We have the Archdragon of Really, Really Big Explosions and Pain! Weighing in at just under 5 pounds and a little over two feet long, this, too, is a fighter to remember! Even if just because it looks like a five year old on a tricycle could flatten it into the pavement! Who will win this battle for the ages?