Hehe.. This is just a story me and my friend Trish made up.. Its Humor/action adventure/ so don't flame me.... You see.. This is a fic were me and sis are twin sisters. Only we are the split personalitys.. Ying and Yang kind'ov.. Muhahaha.
What Would happen if me, a calm, quiet, mysterious person, and a loud, girl who has a very big temper and even badder words, fell into the Legend of Zelda world? Well lets just find out.. Shall we?
Lulu ( trish's character) age 18: short short spikey blond hair.. and blue eyes.. is 5'7 and is a loud, abnoxious, temperous girl. Hates: Her little brother and anyone who pisses her off.. As well as chickens and all kinds of animals. Likes: Playing Video Games, reading books about murder. ( OO ) and all types of sports.
Alexandrian ( My character)
Ok .. Onto the fict.. First.. Trish.. Give me the dumb Disclaimer!! Trish: Ok ok! Psyche does not own any of the characters except herself. Thank you.. And if you sue us.. all you will get is.. checks life savings account, and bank.... a half a penny. Thank you very much come again :P
Chapter 1.
Alexandrian and Lulu, were walking home from school one day... Lulu wearing her normal red metallica t-shirt, and blue jeans with b-ball shoes.. and Alexandrian with her normal black Evanescence shirt, her sunglasses on, her black Evanescence hat on backwards, and cool black baggy pants along with Vans... Currently.. They were in the middle of a discussion. " So I was saying.. Shut the hell up!, If your gonna give me BS I will give you BS as well, you stupied baka!, God.. Melandy should always keep her nose in her own buisness." Lulu sighed and Alexandrian laughed. " Lulu.. Do you not think you are overreacting a little bit?" " ME OVERREACTING!? THATS BS!! IM NOT OVERREACTING AND I DO NOT HAVE A TEMPER.." Lulu yelled, jumping in front of Alexandrian. " Hah, You don't have a temper? Feh, You just yelled at me.. Its called. a temper... you should be able to remember it " Alexandrian snickered waving Lulu off. " HEY!!".
This went on for a few more minutes. Until they finally arrived at their house... They were about to walk into the driveway when all of a sudden a huge lightning bolt hit them both.. With a shriek they fell unconscious..
When they both awoke, they were in a diffrent place then they had been in before.. Hopping up and looking around Lulu yelled when she saw a huge thing fly towards her.. "AHHHHHHH ITS A DIABLO!! HELPPP! MOMMY!!" and ran off. Sitting up Alexandrian looked around.. Then she saw the 'Diablo' which her sister was talking about... Holy Shit.. she was right. " AHHHHHHHH" screeched Alexandrian, as she hopped up and joined her sister in running like heck away from the thing.In the middle of their fleeing. They ran into a ranch.. Looking around Lulu screamed, " HEY ANYONE THERE ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN DUMBASS RANCH!? " Alexandrian slapped her forehead with her hand and sighed.... ' Lulu you stupied moron you are so going to get us killed.' Then a cheerful voice rang out, " Hi! I'm Malon! Welcome to Lon Lon Ranch! Can i help you?" " LON LON RANCH!? WHERE THE HELL IS THAT?!" Lulu screamed, " AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?" Alexandrian whacked Lulu on the head and she yelped, "OW!!". Sighing Alexandrian told the girl, Malon, " Sorry about that.. Lulu has a bad temper.. Nice to meet you Malon. I'm Alexandrian Guard and this is my sister, Lulusetta Guard. Or Rather, her nick name is Lulu". Smiling the girl nodded at them and said, " Would you like to eat a midday snack with me and my father? We have plenty to go around." Nodding Alexandrian nodded, " yeah sure, that be great." Smiling,Malon took them into the house. " Father! We have two guests with us today! " She called, and a man who was a bit chubby replied, " Ah! Hello ! I'm Talon and this is Lon Lon ranch... I see you've meet my daughter, Malon, so hello!".. Lulu then looked around. " HOLY SHIT!! THERES CHICKENS!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" then leaped behind Alexandrian who picked up a chicken and started petting it.. " AHH PUT IT DOWN!! ITS THE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL I TELL YOU!! IT WILL BRING BAD LUCK!! BAD LUCK BAD LUCK BAD I TELL YOU! BAD!!" .. Alexandrian sighed and turned to Lulu, who inched away from the chicken." Lulu..... two words.. Shut up." Alexandrian snapped, and then went back to petting the chicken. " your a lovely little fella' aren't ya? Aren't ya? " She cooed, petting the chicken, who was happily making a pleasent clucking sound.. Malon laughed and replied, " Would you like to see the horses after dinner?" At seeing Alexandrian nod, she smiled again..After dinner, which was made of a great milk, some bread, and a simple stew, Malon, Alexandrian and Lulu got up, and went to see the horses.. Lulu, shrieking, hid behind a pile of hay.. " They are the spawn of the devils as well!!" she screeched, and jumped into the pile of hay.... Sighing Alexandrian and Malon went out to the horse corral... There was a white horse, with blue eyes in the corner.. and a black horse, in the other. Curious, Alexandrian asked, " Who are those horse's owners?" Malon turned and shrugged, " I haven't the faintest clue.. They just appeared one day near the stables whining.. Would you like to meet them? " Alexandrian smirked and replied, " sure.. Lulu! You want to meet the white horse that isn't a spawn of a devil?" Lulu, hearing a white horse was there, jumped out of the pile of hay and ran over. " HELL YA!"She yelled.. She gasped when she saw the white horse, and petted it, whispering things to it... Alexandrian.. Walked over to the black horse, and petted it as well. " Your a lovely darling are you not? " she continued petting the horse and the horse whinied... she was about to ask Malon something when a shadow covered the gate to the corral... Whirling around she came face to face with a man, dressed in green clothes. complete with a hat and a fairy circling around him.. " WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?" asked Lulu., glaring at the dude... " I'm Link. Who are you.. You have strange clothes. You musn't be from around here." He asked, looking at the two of them.. " I'm Alexandrian Guard.. And this is my twin sister, Lulusetta Guard Nice to meet you link" Alexandrian said. They were about to ask Link another question but all of a sudden a huge dragon perched on the top of the stable/house.. Staring at it in Fear Malon yelled, " what the hell!? what is that thing!?"Glaring at the dragon Alexandrian replied, " I have no clue.. but it isn't a good sign." Then the dragon did a weird thing.. It dropped a huge bag of coins near you and Lulu. " HOLY SHITTAMATTA!! " she yelled, hopping back, " WTF DUDE!?" She kicked the bag and it split open.. spilling out millions of gem thingys.. They were all gold colored.. The guy named Link, eyes widened and he said, " THOSE ARE WORTH TWO HUNDRED EACH!!? HOW DID YOU GET THAT MUCH!?! AND WHY!!?"Turning around, Lulu and Alexandrian stared at him. " WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ELF!!!?" " What I'm talking about is that usually a dragon doesn't come along from the middle of nowhere and hand ya about 200 million rupees that cost about 200 each!! Thats what im saying!" Lulu. hearing this, fainted and Alexandrian's eyes widened, " You mean we have THAT much?!" Link nodded and Alexandrian paled.. " Holy ... Thats just Craptastic........ What the hell are we supposed to do with that much?" " I have no clue.. But you might wanna save it incase of someone selling you something good you can actually use." Link replied, shrugging.
Lulu, who had woken up in the middle of this lovely (being sarcastic.) conversation, was pokeing a cuckoo with a stick that is.. She was poking it with a stick, until it whirled around and glared at her with its little pea sized beady black eyes.. Shrieking she jumped up and ran off.. The whole crew of chickens behind her... Alexandrian, Malon, and Link all sweatdropped at this and went to save her..
That night.. They all got nice places to sleep. Well Maybe not so nice.. Link got the ground outside the house.. Alexandrian fell asleep in the hay with the chickens all useing her head, arms, legs, and shoulders as perch, and Lulu fell asleep upside down hanging from the tree outside Lon Lon Ranch..
They didn't have any clue of what was to happen the next day.
Ah that was my simple yet dumb at the moment fic... Review please!! but don't flame :P No flaming allowed or I will use it to burn Ganondorf's hair.
Lulu: Riiiiiiiiiighhhht. Psyche: What :P Lulu: Aw nothing.. Your just a weird, yet dumb writer who everyone flames and sends deaththreats to :P Psyche : that is so not true, I have never been sent a death threat at :P Lulu: Right.. Review please ............. or else........