Man. . . it's only been a month since I last updated this thing? Sorry
everyone, but let's see how well you can juggle school, work, fanfiction,
AND Diablo 2. from now on though, I will try to be a bit more. . . punctual
as it were, at least in things pertaining to updating. Though I'll still
only be able to do about one chapter FOR ONE STORY a week, at least in the
foreseeable future. My apologies.
Chapter 13: MONKEY GO BOOM! (monkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkey!)
As our heroes waited for the fight to commence, the two combatants started to size each other up, which was much easier said than done, considering how the Skull Oozaru could juuuuuust barely make out the little speck that was the ARRBEP, and the ARRBEP had the exact opposite problem because it could crane it's neck only enough to make out its jumbo-sized- order skull-headed monkey of an opponent's kneecap. But that is not to say that they did not try very, very hard.
"WHOOOO! GO ARRBEP! KICK THAT MONKEY'S ASS! Or. . . flame it, or. . . whatever it is that archdragons do to things that are several hundred times as big as they are. I'll shut up now.
"Good idea, Joey. Good idea."
"Oh come now, Kagome, let the little puppy have its fun. That way, we can have ours at his expense."
"WHAT WAS THAT KAIBA!?" "I think they're called insults. Do they not have them on your home planet of Dweebia?"
"Both of you, be quiet. The battle should start any second now, but if these statistics mean anything, I doubt it will be very long."
Cut to a picture of the ARRBEP pawing the ground and growling, not unlike its size mate, Kuribo. Now cut to a picture of the Oozaru lifting a foot and stomping on the diminutive reptilian terror. Now cut to a picture of all of our heroes collapsing to the ground, as per anime law.
"ME WANT PUPPY NOW!" the beast roared, shaking dust from the roof of the cavern. Due to its simple nature it did not notice that it was slowly floating up into the air until it was too late.
"MONKEY GO BOOM!" yelled the archdragon in a deep and hyper masculine voice that belied its small stature, and that was not unlike Barry White, all things considered. Excepting, of course, the hideous grammar. But as would only be expected: monkey did, in fact, go 'boom'. And it was quite a nice fireball as well, just the right amount of noise, and the candle power was right on the mark to be pretty and bright, but not blindingly so. Rather like a good Fourth of July fireworks display. The crater was also very nice, as was the silhouette left on the far wall that perfectly captured the Oozaru's last nanosecond before it was completely obliterated by the force of the explosion.
"Uhh, Naraku? Isn't this the time we're supposed to make our cowardly escape, yelling 'You shall not get away with this, you meddling kids! Nor your dog, either!'" asked the figure in the purple robe.
"I don't think that I have ever said that, and I can't imagine why anyone would. But this is the part where I meld into the shadows, and leave you to take care of them." answered Naraku, as he did just that.
"Oh. Crap."
"Now you know how we've felt for the last ten minutes, jerk! I say it's time for a little payback, eh guys?"
"For once, InuYasha, I think that we are in agreement" Kaiba replied, sharing the exact same bloodthirsty grin as InuYasha.
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"Ohh, poor, poor brother dearest. You do, of course, realize that you brought this on yourself?"
Well, I did kinda tell ya that a monkey would go boom, didn't I? so now you can't sue me for giving you false expectations, BOO-YAH! Now if you're the kind of person who likes torturing people, watch out for the next chapter. Seriously, I would not want to be Naraku's lackey at this point.
Chapter 13: MONKEY GO BOOM! (monkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkey!)
As our heroes waited for the fight to commence, the two combatants started to size each other up, which was much easier said than done, considering how the Skull Oozaru could juuuuuust barely make out the little speck that was the ARRBEP, and the ARRBEP had the exact opposite problem because it could crane it's neck only enough to make out its jumbo-sized- order skull-headed monkey of an opponent's kneecap. But that is not to say that they did not try very, very hard.
"WHOOOO! GO ARRBEP! KICK THAT MONKEY'S ASS! Or. . . flame it, or. . . whatever it is that archdragons do to things that are several hundred times as big as they are. I'll shut up now.
"Good idea, Joey. Good idea."
"Oh come now, Kagome, let the little puppy have its fun. That way, we can have ours at his expense."
"WHAT WAS THAT KAIBA!?" "I think they're called insults. Do they not have them on your home planet of Dweebia?"
"Both of you, be quiet. The battle should start any second now, but if these statistics mean anything, I doubt it will be very long."
Cut to a picture of the ARRBEP pawing the ground and growling, not unlike its size mate, Kuribo. Now cut to a picture of the Oozaru lifting a foot and stomping on the diminutive reptilian terror. Now cut to a picture of all of our heroes collapsing to the ground, as per anime law.
"ME WANT PUPPY NOW!" the beast roared, shaking dust from the roof of the cavern. Due to its simple nature it did not notice that it was slowly floating up into the air until it was too late.
"MONKEY GO BOOM!" yelled the archdragon in a deep and hyper masculine voice that belied its small stature, and that was not unlike Barry White, all things considered. Excepting, of course, the hideous grammar. But as would only be expected: monkey did, in fact, go 'boom'. And it was quite a nice fireball as well, just the right amount of noise, and the candle power was right on the mark to be pretty and bright, but not blindingly so. Rather like a good Fourth of July fireworks display. The crater was also very nice, as was the silhouette left on the far wall that perfectly captured the Oozaru's last nanosecond before it was completely obliterated by the force of the explosion.
"Uhh, Naraku? Isn't this the time we're supposed to make our cowardly escape, yelling 'You shall not get away with this, you meddling kids! Nor your dog, either!'" asked the figure in the purple robe.
"I don't think that I have ever said that, and I can't imagine why anyone would. But this is the part where I meld into the shadows, and leave you to take care of them." answered Naraku, as he did just that.
"Oh. Crap."
"Now you know how we've felt for the last ten minutes, jerk! I say it's time for a little payback, eh guys?"
"For once, InuYasha, I think that we are in agreement" Kaiba replied, sharing the exact same bloodthirsty grin as InuYasha.
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"Ohh, poor, poor brother dearest. You do, of course, realize that you brought this on yourself?"
Well, I did kinda tell ya that a monkey would go boom, didn't I? so now you can't sue me for giving you false expectations, BOO-YAH! Now if you're the kind of person who likes torturing people, watch out for the next chapter. Seriously, I would not want to be Naraku's lackey at this point.