Ahhh......... Okkkkkkkkkkk.. The Rupees come in later in the plot ok? Hah Flaming means ya say something really bad about the fic. By the way you should read Lavender-Chans Fanficts.... If you flame them and break my friends heart.... I willl flame YOU.. :P I'm Loyal to my friends so beware :P lOL well on with the chapter-------- First temple/insane Lulu/Alexandrian :P LOL Sheik/Alexandrian Link/Lulu..... will change characters around.. By the way, Kingdom Hearts will come in later ;-)

Chapter 2

The next morning they not so nicely woke up.. a chicken was standing and pecking Lulu on the nose, from its perch on the box near the tree. Lulu opened her eyes, and saw a chicken staring at her. eye to eye... her eyes to the black beady eyes......"AAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!" was the last thing that chicken heard.. ( she had thwapped on the back and it flew off , carrying the crate with it, into Hylian lake. The chicken will be back later..... for revenge........... Muahahahaa).

Inside, Alexandrian was trying to get all the chickens off.. to no avail she could.. they stuck like white to rice... Sighing she stuck her head in a water bin...... Squawking.. the chickens hopped off and were now.. very.. wet..............mops..........well they looked like mops... Now, insted of being all fluffy, they walked around being mops.. and cleaning the floor... Laughter rang out throughout the house.... Link, waking up with a sore back, heard this laughter and looked inside... " Why are their walking mops all over the place?? What kind of magic is this!?" He yelled, Malon... Lulu, and Alexandrian stared at him...... Then.. after blinking a few times fell over laughing.... " Their chickens.. they got wet and they look like mops now!! heheahahahha" yelled Malon...

After a hour, Lulu and Alexandrian bid goodbye to Malon, and went with Link to the temples.. " WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS MAN!? WHY!!!" Yelled Lulu frustrated as ever.... Rolling her eyes Alexandrian replied, " Unless you want me to feed you to the chickens, STFU!!." "STFU?" " Shut the fuck up." Nodding Lulu walked off.. " Ok......... hey. WAITAMIN! YOU STFU!! " And ran back to Alexandrian, and promptly smacked her upside the head. " WTF!" Alexandrian yelled, getting into a dust fight with Lulu... Link sweatdropped and then Navi came out of his hat. " AHHHHH WTF IS THAT?! A FLOATING SPHERE!?! WHAT THE HELL?!" yelled Lulu jumping back.. Alexandrian, rolled her eyes and got up.. " Hi..! I'm Alexandrian Guard. Please Excuse my Sister, Lulusetta." The thing. or person, replied, " Hi! Im navi Nice to meet ya -OOOOOOOF" She didn't get to finish her sentence because Lulu had gone all kungfu on the poor thing, and she went flying into the wall. " EVIL TALKING LIGHTBALB FROM HELLLL! EVIL!" Navi flew up and screamed in a high pitched voice " HOW DARE YOU!! ! YOU EVIL MONSTER!" Lulu huffed and slapped the thing, But before Navi flew into the wall she Alexandrian grabbed her, " God damn it Lulu, don't do that !" " WHAT ?! ITS THE EVIL THING FOM HELLLL!" .. Rolling his eyes Link replied, " Right." and walked off..

After a half a hour, they ran past moblins, dead wolf zombie things, and up flights of stairs, they FINALLY got to the temple.. Flopping down onto the stone pad Lulu yelled, " WHY THE HELL WHERE THOSE THINGS AROUND HERE!?" .. Alexandrian and Link sighed and replied, " You stupied moron Shuddup.. If you hadn't screamed and ran in front of nearly every moblin, or stupied mutt, we wouldn't of had to run like that.."

" Ah Link, If I had known you had company I would of freshened up a bit and got some mens perfume on( dunno what it is called OO" said a voice sarcastically.. Link hopped up and saw Sheik.. Alexandrian stood up and so did Lulu .. " WHO THE HELL ARE YO!U?" You can probably guess who said that... " I am Sheik.. Who in gods name are you?" He replied, looking at Lulu with one eyebrow raised Alexandrian, seeing lulu about to yell at him profanities, replied, " Shes Lulusetta Guard.. Im her twin and older sister Alexandrian Guard" Sheik, turned and saw Alexandrian who was in the middle of a slap fight with Lulu... His jaw dropped... Link. raised a eyebrow at this.......Alexandrian turned to Sheik and said, " will you please tell me why the heck are you here?" Sheik, snapping his jaw shut blushed and purred, " Im helping Link on his quest. And what are you doing here?" Lulu rolling her eyes snapped back at him, " We're helping Link on his so famous, adventure.. "

With a slight cough Link them said, " are you going to teach me a song or are you not? I don't have time to stand here all day." " HELL YA! Hes right WE DONT have time to wait! YOU GOT HAT!?" Lulu yelled, Alexandrian stifled a snicker and asked, " Got.. Hat?? " Lulu whirled around and socked Alexandrian in the face..who in turn, flew back and hit the wall ... Then She started laughing her head off... Lulu sent a death glare at her and replied, " I MEANT THAT YOU MORON!"..

Sheik, after teaching Link the song to travel from anywhere to the forest temple, flirted with Alexandrian, who just ignored him and simply walked off.. Lulu getting tired grabbed Sheik and flung him down the stairs.. A yell and a growl of a zombie wolf tbing confirmed his landing.. Chuckling slightly Lulu and Alexandrian walked up to Link and asked, "Alrighty Link, Now what the hell do we do? " yelled Lulu.. Clutching the huge bag of rupees, and dragging it behind her, before slinging it over her shoulders like Santa Claus.. " Lulu... I thought I told you to put it in that secret room at Lon Lon Ranch" Link said, Sweatdropping, " What? Can't ever know when ya need the money " she replied... Alexandrian and Link anime fell, and when they got back up.. Link handed Lulu the hookshot. " aim that at the branch, and press that button, If you do it right you should be able to land on that platform correctly... " Lulu gazing at the Hookshot, aimed and fired... KA-SLAM... She slammed into the wall BEHIND the branch.. The bag of rupee's dropped to the ground below her.. and she slid down the wall.. and landed in a undignifed heap on the ground.. Rolling her eyes Alexandrian used the hookshot next, and got onto the the platform with no problems.. Next was Link.. After they had all gotten onto the Platform, Lulu had to be a idiot, and run in, Alexandrian tried to stop her, but were both swiftly pushed back by Link, who had saved them before they had gotten killed.

There out of the ground, rose like the very devils 'emselves, were a pair of zombiemutts... Unfortuantly, both girls were knocked unconscious.. Rolling his eyes, Link killed the zombie dogs, and walked in... Lulu and Alexandrian , who woke up a hour later, screeched and ran out of the temple when they saw the dogs pop out of the ground again...

" Who are you?" Said Lulu, once outside, looking at Alexandrian, " I dunno.... Who are you?" " I think I'm called Mofo Jobo.. You are?" Alexandrian thought a minute and replied, " I think I'm Bob Jones Smith Smithers the third of American Cheese Industries." " Nice name" " Yeah I know.. Call me BJSSTTOACI ok? " "Bjsttoaci? Is that some name of some author?" " I think so." ..... I'm bored... Wanna sing? " " OkI". Lulu got up and started singing."

I am Pegasus and Im a old geezer! i hate you and you hate me! we hate each other so friggin' much! Why dont we kill eachother!? Im a stupied, skinny toothpick moron, thats kinda fat,but hey hey, you don't see me complaining! Woman love me.. ( NOT) and when they see me they.... SLAP.... Ow.. Well Anyways I am a awesome man ( NOT!) and I think you might like me!. Everyone thinks im disgusting cause I drink that smelly old wine ( smellllyyy ollllld winnne). I think your quite true, cause I think im quite disgusting toooo!!!!!!!! (yes your quite disgustting!!!!!!!!).. Oh well, I failed at school, I failed at math I failed at writing I failed at lititure! I've failed in every kind of job that there is in the world!!! I couldn't solve a math riddle, if my life depended on it! I couldn't write a letter, even if it meant me getting kicked outta my job at Da Burga' Joint! Lalalalaalallaallalalalalalalalaalallaaaaaaalaaaaalalalallalalalalaaaaaa!." Both of them fell over laughing.. Sighing Alexandrian got up and said, "

its my turn!- I am Noa, I am a dork who works on computers all day, and does nothing but typing away at a lamio computer, I SUCK at writing I SUCK at talking I SUCK at thinking, so don't ask me no questions, Hey hey I said, don't ask me no questions,cause I ain't no smartass, Im pretty much a dumbass, so don't ask meeeeeeeee any questions!, I really really really allergic to food, so thats why I'm so freaking skinny!, I'd rather be fat, and eat alot, then be a stupied toothpick! Lalalelalalu, I Hate you, You hate me, we are one stupied family,, La la la, la la la, la la la la la la LAAAAAAAAAAAA!! AND YOUR DEAD" she paused and then said, " Cause I farted.. " Both of them again fell over, but there sides started to hurt because they were laughing so hard... After awhile of laughing.. They both abruptly shut up..Then, they heard a squeak... Turning around they came face to face with the very chicken Lulu had thwapped earlier that morning. " Mofo Jobo? " " Yeah Bjssttoaci?" " I don't think that chicken means good." " What chicken? All I see is a mop......... That is......... Glaring at me!?" Both of them looked at each other, then back at the chicken. " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

-Inside the Temple- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"... Link jumped when he heard the scream... " Ah crap Lulu and Alexandrian are in trouble! " GOD DAMN YOU , YOU MUTHAFCKING CHICKEN!" Lulu's voice yelled just then., making him jump so high you could of swore he went through the ceiling... Link ran to the entrance, killing the skelltulla with his bow, and ran outside... There were Lulu and Alexandrian... Running around with a .. Mop after them? No wait it was a chicken.. He shuddered at the chicken.. Or was it mop?

Just then the girls saw him." AHHHHHHHH HAUNTED PERSON!" Lulu screamed .. Alexandrian turned around and screamed as well. " MOFO JOBO RUN!!" " RIGHTO BJSSTTOACI!".. They jumped off the platform, and ran screaming down the stairs, through the maxe,through the forest, through the Hylian field, and into the Lake..... Then.. All of a sudden they got there memory back.. " Ah. Lulu where are we?" " I HAVE NO FRICKIN CLUE!" Yelled Lulu whirling around. Suddenly a voice rang out.. " give us your money.. Or die.."

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What will happen to them? Whats with the mop chicken? Will the money be ok?.. Who knows..

Hehe Done with that chapter.. Will update in a bit, got school to attend to and stuff Review please . By the way, Check out Terkari Irakrets storys, and review them please heh they are good.. ( shes my sister btw!) By the way.. ( AGAIN :P ) the words from Pegasus's song, that are between these - ( ) - are when Alexandrian joins in... Like smellllllly ooldd winee... She really drags that out a bit, hehe