H.O.Me: Trials of relation

By Xenomorph666

"Aliens" is © Century Fox Production I do not own it

X-Men: Evolution and its respective characters are © Marvel, Again I do not own them (But I sure as hell wish I did)

Summary:  A whole frickin' half a chapter of the egomaniac Vile and why he hates HOMe.  The other half is finally going to be HOMe meeting Amanda and her parents.   I think this is mighty predictable, don't you?

A.N.:  I'm taking Benadryl right now so my mind is half awake, half drugged and totally dead.  So please expect insanity.

Sebastian 1: For the last time, they won't be in this Fic and by that I mean the HOMe-Universe.

TheRaggingSpammer: Wow, that's insanely funny.  But no I already have the whole story planned out.  Although you can expect to see more of the blue boy towards the end.

Chapter 7

Objectives

The bitter night air of the alien world was almost acidic to Vile and his warriors.  He and the two killer breeds had managed to drag the remaining hunters from the ship, their bounty about to hatch.  Though Vile knew this world's people were suspicious and often to nosey for their own good he opted to leave the ship intact.

And so know he stood at the bottom of a dark crevice with his warriors and warriors to be.  He eyed each one carefully, their loyalty being in constant question due to their lack of hive connection.  Their startling behaviors often shocked Vile, a hard thing to do indeed, but they managed to somehow weed into his mind a seed of disdain.  While he would never see them as loyal troops, they still had their uses, such as hunting, unlike the anomaly that threatened the very mind that gave him and it birth.

Vile's hatred for the anomaly ran deep, he hated the beast's arrogance and self righteousness.  His kindness and compassion disgusted him, as did his false ideals of friendship and family.  He could not fathom where he could ever have gotten those ideals.  His thoughts though were pulled away as he heard the bones of the hunters cracking to give birth to a new warriors.  He hissed in delight with the others as they feed the snake-like youths.

"Soon, HOMe your time will end, and I shall prey upon the people you so care about." Vile said to himself, as the thought occurred to him, how did he know the anomaly's name.  He sat back on the cold stone surface searching his memory for a time when he could have met him, but nothing came.  The thought would not leave his head though, and soon others followed, strange thoughts, thoughts of those surrounding HOMe and what they meant to him.  Vile did not know how he knew, but the fact that he now knew HOMe's greatest weaknesses made his sadistic smile grow as his wicked laughter filled the air and frightened his warriors.

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At the Xavier Institute however things were getting back to normal.  Well as normal as possible with teenage mutants and an alien being running around like chickens with their heads cut off.  Today though was especially hectic, because Kurt was preparing his girlfriend to meet HOMe, and he was also preparing her parents to survive the trip to the Institute.  They had insisted on meeting the entire institute after catching the two teens sneaking around after being forbidden to see each other, that was before HOMe came into the picture and he had never met Amanda so the little silver bug was very excited.

Kitty-Queen, is Amanda-girl nice?" HOMe asked Kitty as he hung out above he bed, literally, using his tail like Kurt's as an extra arm.

"I guess so, I never really like got to know her HOMe, but if Kurt likes her you know she has to be nice."  Kitty finished combing her hair and turned to HOMe who was quietly crawling along the wall.  "Like, which one is better, blue or red?" She asked HOMe as she held up two dresses that she could not choose for the night's occasion. 

HOMe think Kitty-Queen look good in both. HOMe said trying desperately to leave, he had seen Lance get yelled at for answering a similar question wrong.  She just made a small pouting face as he raced out the door.

In the hall HOMe ran into Kurt, who from the looks of things was going out of his mind.  Curious HOMe decided to follow him to find out.  Kurt went all over the mansion and even had a humorous run in with Remy coming out of Rogue's room, however when he got to Kurt's room he decided to help.

Kurt-King need help? He asked as he crawled onto the wall in front of him causing him to jump slightly.

"Man, HOMe, don't do zat!  Have you seen mien holo… err, mien vatch?" Kurt asked remembering how HOMe hated his holographic form. 

Gave it to Professor Xavier. HOMe said as though it were common news.

"VHAT, VHY?!"  Kurt screamed, mortified by how Amanda's parents might react and then terrified at how HOMe might defend him .

Professor asked HOMe to get it. and then he scampered off.

"Great everyone vants to backstab ze blue furry dude." He slammed his head into the wall as he teleported into his room to get dressed.

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A few hours later the door bell rang, and like any good house guard HOMe was in a race with himself for the door, eager to meet the new people.  Thankfully for Kurt he could teleport  was at the door long before HOMe made it down the stairs, and although his appearance did startle Amanda's parents somewhat they were set at ease when they met Logan who was right behind Kurt.

"Mr. and Mrs. Sefton let me welcome you to the Xavier Institute."  The Professor said as he wheeled himself to the door, vases breaking and people screaming in the background.  The Seftons, including Amanda all looked at the Professor a little intimidated.  "Please it's all right that's just HOMe, the newest member to our family.  He's just excited to meet you, he doesn't get out much and he's quite harmless."  After he had said those words he could hear the scrapping of HOMe's talons on the floor and Artisan's struggle to hold him back and a worried look crossed his face.

"Kurt didn't you say HOMe was Kitty's new friend?" Amanda asked.

"Ja…" Kurt could tell where this was going.

Well then why does it sound like a big dog is running around back there." Amanda asked as HOMe tore around the corner and leapt in front of Amanda and then sat down like a dog even wagging his tail, which slapped Artisan in the face several times as she growled and got to her feet.  The Sefton's reaction was expected, Amanda jumped back surprised and a little frightened and her parents just screamed.

Hello, me HOMe! HOMe said cheerily as his tail thrashed even more.

Kurt pushed him back as he tried to get in between the alien and his girlfriend.  "Ja, vell zats because he has ze brain of one sometimes."  He glared at HOMe, he was surprised though when Amanda hugged HOMe.

"He's soooo cuuuute." She said, while her parents gave her a concerned look.

"Amanda honey, I think you'd better not touch that, you don't know where it's been."  Mr. Sefton said. 

"But he's so cute, isn't he mom?" she asked as she smiled to her mom, still holding HOMe's neck.

"Well, I guess so honey." Both of her parents were obviously disturbed by HOMe and his appearance.

"Please allow me to explain everything at the dinner table.  I'm sure once you get to know HOMe, you'll either love him like one of your own family or at least tolerate his little flaws."  The Professor said as he made way for the Seftons to enter, everyone followed except for HOMe and Kurt who stayed back to talk.

"And I zought ze chicks digged ze fuzzy dude."  Kurt said still a little surprised at Amanda's reaction to HOMe.

HOMe just lovable he guess. HOMe said as the two headed towards the dining room.

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AN: Next chapter, the dinner and the sefton's impression of the XMen, I think I know what they're gonna think about Pyro, what about you?