H.O.Me: Trials of relation
By Xenomorph666
"Aliens" is © Century Fox Production I do not own it
X-Men: Evolution and its respective characters are © Marvel, Again I do not own them (But I sure as hell wish I did)
Lilo & Stitch and all related characters are © Disney
Summary: A new mutant is discovered and when HOMe tags along he discovers he's not the only alien being with an adopted family, or as the other puts it "Ohana".
A.N.: This chapter is making pretense for the third in the series. While it introduces Lilo as a mutant and HOMe to Stitch the two insane members of the Hawaiian community will not join the X-Men in this Fic. Lilo & Stitch was 1/3 of what inspired the creation HOMe, see if you can guess the other 2… If you can't tell I'm trying to get this to go as long as possible, unfortunately I planned a rather short story. XD Also see if you can spot the X-2 inspired humor.
Chapter 10
Ohana means Family
Alex Masters was quietly listening to his CD player when a young girl came up to him, she was dressed in a red and white flower patterned dress. He took off his headphones to talk to her, "What can I do for ya?" He asked.
"Nothin' I'm just trying to see if you really are a freak like those guys said. You don't look so bad." She sat down next to him, not noticing his face fall to a slight frown.
"Well, ya wanna know something?" He raised an eyebrow.
"Sure! Wait you're not gonna suck my brain out are you?" She asked.
"No. But I am a mutant." Alex chuckled.
"Really, coooooooool. So what can you do? Shoot death rays out of your eyes, blow up things with your mind, go invisible?" She said all this in a single breath while falling backwards. Out of no where a blue ball of fur zoomed to catch her. "Hehe, Thanks Stitch. Um, whats your name?"
"Alex…" He said while staring at the blue furred mass it looked like a miniature version of NightCrawler crossed with the Beast.
"Alex this is my dog Stitch, Stitch this is Alex. He's a mutant." She whispered the last part.
"Hi." Stitch said while attempting a wave, Alex had a hard time believing this was a dog.
"Um... Hi." He Waved back as Stitch sat next to the girl.
"I'm Lilo." She sat next to Alex again.
"Wait, THE Lilo, the terror of the island, the maker of disasters?" Alex was surprised.
"Yeah, people think I'm a freak too." She looked at the sand a little depressed.
Alex got an idea, "Ya know my brother shoots 'death rays' as you put it out of is eyes. I do the same thing with my hands."
Lilo perked up, "Really can I meet your brother?"
"Sorry kid, he's in New York at a school for mutants and people aren't all to receptive of mutants anywhere so don't tell anyone ok?" He noticed a rather angry loking woman storming towards them. "I think someone's looking for you."
"LILO YOU LOLO! YOU AND STITCH ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!" As she got closer he could see that she was covered in many different dyes, he only stared at Lilo who shrugged.
"Hi Nani, this is Alex." Lilo said as Nani stomped in front of them.
"March home right now…" She glared at Lilo, who crept away slowly with Stitch. "I hope she didn't cause you any trouble." She sighed.
"No, it was actually kinda nice talkin' with her, she's a cute kid." He smiled.
"Yeah if you consider a holy terror a 'cute kid', then ya she is." Nani said sarcastically as an explosion was heard, Nani's face turned back to the scowling look she had earlier. "That little lolo, LILO!" She was about to stomp off when Stitch came running towards her carrying Lilo, several angry looking men following them.
"GET THE FREAK!" they yelled.
"Lilo what did you do?" she asked as the men came closer.
"I-I-I just touched the beach ball and it took off like a rocket!" Lilo stammered, Nani noticed Alex's look.
"Come on follow me I think I know what's going on. My house is safest for you right now." He said as he grabbed Nani and Lilo by the arm.
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The phone call came at an astounding time of three in the morning. The Professor however was not displeased, just concerned about the new mutant.
"Jean, Kitty, Scott, Logan, Ororo. Please meet me in the launch room." The Professor sent a message to his most trusted students and staff. "And Kitty please let Lance know he can use the front door from now on."
When everyone was gathered, plus the inevitable presence of HOMe with Kitty the Professor explained. "Scott, a few minutes ago your brother called." Scott looked up, concerned for his brother. "He has found a new mutant and told her and her elder sister of the institute. The older sister hasn't yet decided on what to do, but has asked to meet with us. Unfortunately in their scared state of mind I don't think it's best that HOMe join us." HOMe looked hurt.
-HOMe stay in jet-bird?- He asked hopefully, the Professor caved immediately.
"Alright HOMe, but STAY in the Velocity, ok? Alright lets get going." They boarded the jet, Logan complaining of Kitty smelling to much of Lance.
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When the Velocity landed outside the Masters' home everyone except Ororo and Logan was asleep. Logan fixed this by blasting an air horn, "Wakey, wakey!"
"Logan, don't do that ever again. Or I'll put you under the impression you are a six year old girl." Charles threatened.
"Is he serious?" Scott asked, a little surprised.
"I'd have Jean do his hair." The Professor smiled at Logan who sliced the air-horn in half.
-HOMe stay and wait.- HOMe said from the ceiling, ignoring what had just transgressed.
"Okay HOMe, like, stay safe now." Kitty said as she closed the door after the others. HOMe whined a little and then left the door slightly ajar for some fresh air and curled up on Kitty's seat.
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Logan had heard of "Close Encounters" but what he saw when he entered the Masters' home was a little ridiculous as well as a little frightening, because on the Masters' couch was Alex stuck between a large purple four-eyed (literally) bear like creature and a slim green one eyed creature with three legs wearing woman's clothing even though it was obviously male. Alex only shrugged as they entered, then he noticed the young woman covered in odd dyes.
"Is she…" Logan asked.
"No, it's her younger sister, who is apparently descended from Houdini and has an alien genetic experiment as a best friend and pet." Alex said as he chuckled trying not to loose his mind.
"Little genetically superior human is correct. Little girl is good escape artist, but 626 is better, eh?" the purple one elbowed Alex who gasped as the air was knocked from his lungs.
"Oh please don't judge Lilo by us! She's really a sweet girl, honest." The green one said as he noticed the looks on everyone's face, what he didn't know was it was more from the surprise than fear. Logan just stepped back from him as he came closer.
"Pleakly, just shut up, you too Jumba. We have to find Lilo." The young woman said standing. "Professor Xavier, I'm Nani. It's nice to meet you but as you probably guessed my little lolo of a sister has escaped from here to explore the island again."
It was then they all heard the screams from outside. Not screams of terror, but those of enormous amounts of fun. Everyone paled at the thought, but each for different reasons an as they walked outside each had something to say.
"HOMe!"
"LILO!"
"626!"
"Oh no…"
"By the goddess!"
"Ahh!"
"HOMe…"
"…"
"That's HOMe!?"
"MY BEER!" Everyone looked at Logan who's only concern was obvious, and it wasn't the fact that Lilo and Stitch were riding HOMe like he was a horse.
"Um, I think we all need an explanation here." Nani said as she took Lilo off of HOMe's back.
-Aw, HOMe have fun with Lilo-Friend and Stitch-Friend.- HOMe said.
"Oh, this is interesting. Xeno-biological life form not artificially made. It is miracle, aha!" Jumba shouted.
"Yes, my dear I think we'd better explain, and I think we'd all like some coffee. Kitty maybe you and HOME should explain it to young Lilo. Logan, Scott and I will explain HOMe to Nani and the others. Alex, you look pale." The Professor said.
"Oh, well lets see I was chased by mutant haters, met two aliens, one of which likes women's clothing, got chased by a giant shark thing…" He saw the professor's look, "Don't ask just don't ask, and to top it off I find out my brother also has an alien. Lets just say I wish I had slept in today." He turned back to go in and the rest followed except for Lilo, Stitch, Kitty and HOMe.
"I'm Lilo." Lilo said to Kitty smiling.
"Hi, I'm Kitty. Want to talk about your friend there?" She pointed to Stitch.
"I wanna here about yours first, he's cool." She petted HOMe on his skull as Stitch pouted to the side.
-HOMe and Stitch friend go find fun?- HOMe asked as he felt the wave of jealousy. –Leave Kitty-Queen talk with Lilo-Friend.- HOMe asked as he walked past the little blue experiment, who followed as soon as Lilo told him it was ok.
"Ok, Goobaja HOMe!" The little blue koala like experiment said as he ran past him, leaving the xenomorph stunned for a second.
-Stitch-friend is fast.- HOMe said as he followed the trail of dust.
"Wow, I wonder if they'll be okay?" Kitty said.
"Oh they'll be fine. As long as they don't run into another experiment." Lilo said as she lead a worried Kitty to a hammock to talk. "Now lets hear the juice details of HOMe's origin!"
AN: Alright for fun guess who said what when they ran outside. Only Logan's is really explained.