Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, but that doesn't mean I can't claim him as my own. Oh wait a minute, yes, it does...

....At The Mall....

Kagome was dragging Inuyasha by the ears to each and every 250 stores in the mall. Inuyasha was fighting the urge to grab his Tetsuiga and use the Wind Scar on her, even if it could only be used to protect humans, this kind of torture had to be hurting some human somewhere. As Kagome drooled all over a pair of pink leather pants with a sign that hung over it saying NEW JUST IN!!! BUTT-HUGGING LEATHER PANTS! Inuyasha sighed and looked on the ground for some kind of amusement. And that's when he saw it. A SLUG!!! Inuyasha watched it in fascination and every time it would move faster than Kagome, he would scream "YOU MANIAC!!" at it. He trailed it all over the store as Kagome was telling the clerk the drool was there when she got there, and it was indeed not her that did it. He was soon in a completely different store than Kagome, and a loud speaker came over the mall.

"Attention all Wal-Ma--- Mall shoppers, this mall will be closing in two minutes."

Inuyasha ignored it, still being intrigued by the snail, and Kagome didn't realize Inuyasha was not with her, and left the store in her own little world, holding a bag containing a soggy pair of pink leather pants.

Soon, the malls lights went out, and Inuyasha was sent into a panic. He searched high and low for an exit, but this mall was huge!

As Inuyasha wandered around looking through windows, he meandered into a clothing department looking for a new gangsta hat. He tried a few on muttering "Inu'z da Gangsta yo!" To himself as he started break dancing.

As soon as Inuyasha finished dancing, he looked at the many manikins, when he suddenly yelled to himself, "THOSE PRETTY GURLIES HAVE NO HEADS!" He twirled his silver hair around and pulled a magnifying glass out of thin air. "I shall find the maniac who did this".

I really need a hobby...