Disclaimer: Said it before, and I'll say it again. Don't own Inuyasha,
never have, never will, if I did, he would kill Kagome.
Last time: He then left the pet store, and wandered down the hall thinking to himself, "Suspect one, scary pink girlish demons. Suspect two, Sesshoumaru in his midget form."
Inuyasha let out a content sigh as he passed a store. But that all changed within two seconds. He suddenly fell over into feeble position screaming in agony, "FEED ME RAMEN!!" He then started shouting out random flavors, such as chicken, beef, chocolate, and cardboard. This lasted for about ten minutes, and then he decided that yelling for Kagome to feed him ramen wasn't going to happen any time soon. He drifted slowly to a place where he was certain he smelled some left over food. He prayed it was ramen. He checked out this place where the food was, it sure was peculiar. A bag- looking object stuck over the end of the lid, and the lid had a place where it swung when you pushed it. Inuyasha found the swinging part very amusing, he played with it for quite some time, every time it would swing back he would shout at it, "BAKA!" and for no apparent reason connect it with the snail he had earlier called a maniac. He then remembered the reason for coming to this peculiar thing that smelled of food. He stuck his hand in the swingy thing and grabbed out as much as he could. When he pulled out his hand, it was covered in sticky soda, and empty food wrappers. He could tell he was getting nowhere just sticking his hand in, so he dove in head first. He chomped his way through layers of food, and would randomly find some soda on the side of the bag and would drink that. After the garbage can was completely empty of food, and Inuyasha was content with his finding food, he left it reeking of day-old food. He was halfway to another store when his stomach started making odd noises. Apparently the food he ate was not only old, it was bad too. His stomach was making funny bumps and growling at him when his stomach formed a face that looked oddly like Ronald McDonald.
It began to not only growl, but to scream at him. "INUYASHA, YOU BAKA! YOU ATE FOOD OUT OF THE TRASH CAN AGAIN! DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT KAGOME SAID ABOUT EATING FOOD OUT OF THE TRASH CAN!? THE FOOD IN THERE IS BAD AND WILL UPSET YOU!"
Inuyasha furiously tried to poke the Ronald in his stomach's eyes out and shove it back into his stomach, and he began to sob uncontrollably. "YOU ROTTEN FOOD, YOU HAVE UPSET ME!" He rocked back and forth sitting Indian style on the floor muttering something about the apocalypse and all the doom predictions Kagome had made involving trash cans, Ronald McDonald, and food upsetting him. He pointed at his now bubbling stomach saying, "You, Mr. Tum-Tum, are now my number one suspect in this case.
danke reviewers!
Piffluvsu- heh scrapbooking. Preps. Enough said there..
Jojoblond- thanks for the reviews! I feel loved...
Maniac 99- thanks for reviewing, glad u found it humorous.
Icarus- meh, no comment there...
Last time: He then left the pet store, and wandered down the hall thinking to himself, "Suspect one, scary pink girlish demons. Suspect two, Sesshoumaru in his midget form."
Inuyasha let out a content sigh as he passed a store. But that all changed within two seconds. He suddenly fell over into feeble position screaming in agony, "FEED ME RAMEN!!" He then started shouting out random flavors, such as chicken, beef, chocolate, and cardboard. This lasted for about ten minutes, and then he decided that yelling for Kagome to feed him ramen wasn't going to happen any time soon. He drifted slowly to a place where he was certain he smelled some left over food. He prayed it was ramen. He checked out this place where the food was, it sure was peculiar. A bag- looking object stuck over the end of the lid, and the lid had a place where it swung when you pushed it. Inuyasha found the swinging part very amusing, he played with it for quite some time, every time it would swing back he would shout at it, "BAKA!" and for no apparent reason connect it with the snail he had earlier called a maniac. He then remembered the reason for coming to this peculiar thing that smelled of food. He stuck his hand in the swingy thing and grabbed out as much as he could. When he pulled out his hand, it was covered in sticky soda, and empty food wrappers. He could tell he was getting nowhere just sticking his hand in, so he dove in head first. He chomped his way through layers of food, and would randomly find some soda on the side of the bag and would drink that. After the garbage can was completely empty of food, and Inuyasha was content with his finding food, he left it reeking of day-old food. He was halfway to another store when his stomach started making odd noises. Apparently the food he ate was not only old, it was bad too. His stomach was making funny bumps and growling at him when his stomach formed a face that looked oddly like Ronald McDonald.
It began to not only growl, but to scream at him. "INUYASHA, YOU BAKA! YOU ATE FOOD OUT OF THE TRASH CAN AGAIN! DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT KAGOME SAID ABOUT EATING FOOD OUT OF THE TRASH CAN!? THE FOOD IN THERE IS BAD AND WILL UPSET YOU!"
Inuyasha furiously tried to poke the Ronald in his stomach's eyes out and shove it back into his stomach, and he began to sob uncontrollably. "YOU ROTTEN FOOD, YOU HAVE UPSET ME!" He rocked back and forth sitting Indian style on the floor muttering something about the apocalypse and all the doom predictions Kagome had made involving trash cans, Ronald McDonald, and food upsetting him. He pointed at his now bubbling stomach saying, "You, Mr. Tum-Tum, are now my number one suspect in this case.
danke reviewers!
Piffluvsu- heh scrapbooking. Preps. Enough said there..
Jojoblond- thanks for the reviews! I feel loved...
Maniac 99- thanks for reviewing, glad u found it humorous.
Icarus- meh, no comment there...