Disclaimer: don't own inu
Before we start, a little quote: "Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality." -Jules de Gautier
..Last time.. He sucked his thumb, and soon fell asleep, forgetting completely about the dead mannequins, and having sweet dreams of cardboard flavored ramen and Ronald McDonald giving him awards for being able to stick the most forks in his hair.
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Inuyasha awoke to find a little boy asking him in an excited tone, "How much do you cost!?" Inuyasha looked around to find salesclerks and parents looking at him questioningly, and kids fighting over who got to take him home with his cute puppy ears. Startled that his ears had not heard any of this, Inuyasha stood quickly and conked his head on a hard glass cage, and that's when he panicked.
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After half an hour of raging and a few killed toads and scared children, Inuyasha sat in the security office of the mall. A large balding man pointed a flashlight at his face in the alright light room, and began questioning him.
"What were you doing in a dog cage, huh, dog-man!" The man (let's call him Doc) asked him.
"Feh", was Inuyasha's oh-so-smart reply.
"Answer me and nobody gets their ears tweaked!"
"I ...was... sleeping until that brat woke me up."
"And why were you sleeping with the yellow labs!?"
"Because they reminded me of my father!" Inuyasha sobbed in reply.
"Look dog-man, I don't know who you are trying to fool, but I know for a fact you're father couldn't of been a dog, now then, take off you're fake ears and lets talk this out or I shall get cross!"
"Feh, these are my real ears, and my father was lord of the western lands or something like that, maybe he was lord of the shoebox, I don't remember, it's all fuzzyful in the morning!"
"Who are you staying with dog-man?"
"Kagome Higurashi"
"...The... Kagome Higurashi! I'm her biggest fan! The way she jumps down that well and pops back out again and ...OH MY GOODNESS!... YOU'RE Inuyasha!"
By this time Inuyasha was very well creeped out by this cops behavior, and he just wanted to go back to the feudal era. He approached the cop with caution.
"Uhh, can you use that fel-la-toney to call her and bring me home?"
"Why of course, but first, when she gets here, we have to watch the tapes and make sure you didn't do anything wrong last night. How about you just peruse the mall for a while, make some small talk, of course, but don't break up with Kagome, come on, you know you love her."
"Feh, I don't love Kagome." And with that, Inuyasha walked out of the office, just to be met with more suspects for the case of the dead women.
To be continued...
Danke to the reviewers! (I know, I forget to thank reviewers. Meh, oh well)
Piffluvsu- heh, u a great friend, scaring off reviewers like that . thanks for the reviews.
Jojoblond- good 4 u jo, u got sum ramen! And thanks for reviews
KBMaster- Thanks for the review! It's always nice to know that people do read my stories, other than just my friends, I personally think I'm not worthy of fanfic and I suk, so it's nice when people say they like it.
Inu12- THANKS BUDDY! Flames are so much fun to read! No dogs eat chocolate tho, and ding-dong? Wow, I haven't heard that since third grade, when u flame sum1, u should consider putting an e-mail address up too, because otherwise people will begin to think ur too chicken to be e-mailed back, but, I guess it is fun to flame the flamers up on the internet, so, thanks again buddy!
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Please review, I like reviews and I'm thinking about quitting writing fanfics (or at least posting them) altogether, but if I get enough reviews (not just friends, sorry jo and jenna) I might continue, but until then, I will believe I am just taking up stupid room on fanfic.net that doesn't need to be here.
Ta!
Before we start, a little quote: "Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality." -Jules de Gautier
..Last time.. He sucked his thumb, and soon fell asleep, forgetting completely about the dead mannequins, and having sweet dreams of cardboard flavored ramen and Ronald McDonald giving him awards for being able to stick the most forks in his hair.
.............................................
Inuyasha awoke to find a little boy asking him in an excited tone, "How much do you cost!?" Inuyasha looked around to find salesclerks and parents looking at him questioningly, and kids fighting over who got to take him home with his cute puppy ears. Startled that his ears had not heard any of this, Inuyasha stood quickly and conked his head on a hard glass cage, and that's when he panicked.
.............................................
After half an hour of raging and a few killed toads and scared children, Inuyasha sat in the security office of the mall. A large balding man pointed a flashlight at his face in the alright light room, and began questioning him.
"What were you doing in a dog cage, huh, dog-man!" The man (let's call him Doc) asked him.
"Feh", was Inuyasha's oh-so-smart reply.
"Answer me and nobody gets their ears tweaked!"
"I ...was... sleeping until that brat woke me up."
"And why were you sleeping with the yellow labs!?"
"Because they reminded me of my father!" Inuyasha sobbed in reply.
"Look dog-man, I don't know who you are trying to fool, but I know for a fact you're father couldn't of been a dog, now then, take off you're fake ears and lets talk this out or I shall get cross!"
"Feh, these are my real ears, and my father was lord of the western lands or something like that, maybe he was lord of the shoebox, I don't remember, it's all fuzzyful in the morning!"
"Who are you staying with dog-man?"
"Kagome Higurashi"
"...The... Kagome Higurashi! I'm her biggest fan! The way she jumps down that well and pops back out again and ...OH MY GOODNESS!... YOU'RE Inuyasha!"
By this time Inuyasha was very well creeped out by this cops behavior, and he just wanted to go back to the feudal era. He approached the cop with caution.
"Uhh, can you use that fel-la-toney to call her and bring me home?"
"Why of course, but first, when she gets here, we have to watch the tapes and make sure you didn't do anything wrong last night. How about you just peruse the mall for a while, make some small talk, of course, but don't break up with Kagome, come on, you know you love her."
"Feh, I don't love Kagome." And with that, Inuyasha walked out of the office, just to be met with more suspects for the case of the dead women.
To be continued...
Danke to the reviewers! (I know, I forget to thank reviewers. Meh, oh well)
Piffluvsu- heh, u a great friend, scaring off reviewers like that . thanks for the reviews.
Jojoblond- good 4 u jo, u got sum ramen! And thanks for reviews
KBMaster- Thanks for the review! It's always nice to know that people do read my stories, other than just my friends, I personally think I'm not worthy of fanfic and I suk, so it's nice when people say they like it.
Inu12- THANKS BUDDY! Flames are so much fun to read! No dogs eat chocolate tho, and ding-dong? Wow, I haven't heard that since third grade, when u flame sum1, u should consider putting an e-mail address up too, because otherwise people will begin to think ur too chicken to be e-mailed back, but, I guess it is fun to flame the flamers up on the internet, so, thanks again buddy!
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Please review, I like reviews and I'm thinking about quitting writing fanfics (or at least posting them) altogether, but if I get enough reviews (not just friends, sorry jo and jenna) I might continue, but until then, I will believe I am just taking up stupid room on fanfic.net that doesn't need to be here.
Ta!