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ever notice no dudes write in this section, only us kick ass chicks!
Fuckin' right doggie! (Please excuse all dirty words) I only own Storm and
maybe a few others. I'm eating the most delcious strawberries, and there
mine, all mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoo!!!! Ok,on with the story! Oh, just
a small note: This story takes place in 1961.
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Billy wasn't too thrilled when he found out that Charlie had asked me on a date. "I can't believe he asked you out!"
"Calm down, Billy. It's not that big of a deal!" I told him. "It's just a friendly date."
Billy snorted. "Yeah right. If he tries to get fresh, tell me and I'll beat his ass." I rolled my eyes.
"I don't think that'll be necessary."
"You don't know Charlie like I do. I wish you had a way to call me if you needed help! Why don't they have phones you can carry in your car?!"(A/n~ Don't we have something that now?) He sat down hard on my bed. It was after supper (I was right, it was meatloaf.) Billy and I were hanging out in my room, sharing a container of strawberries.
"Jesus, Bill, break my bed why don't you?"
"Don't be insolent, Storm." He told me. I giggled.
"Ohh, a big word. Were'd you learn that at? They don't have words like that in Playboy, do they?" I asked innocently. Billy smirked.
"Shut the fuck up." He rubbed my head and ate the last strawberry.
"Hey! I was gonna eat that!"
He opened his mouth, showing me the half eaten strawberry. "You can still have it."
"Ew! You're disgusting!"
Billy grinned. "Thanks, I know."
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"So, where is Charlie taking you?" Valerie asked me the next moring. The three of us were crammed in the front seat of Sandra's pink car.(A/N~ Imagine the car that the Pink Ladies drive in 'Grease'. It looks a little like that.)
"I don't know, I didn't ask." I replied, feeling stupid.
"Well, me and Val are coming over to help you get ready." Sandra said. "You have to look PERFECT for your first date, even if it is with Charlie Hogan."
"Storm, I thought you liked Eyeball." Valerie lit a ciggerate.
"I never said that. Beside's Charlie asked me first."
"What if he ask's you to be his steady? What will you say?" Valerie rolled down her window and flicked some ashes in to the wind.
"Probably no. I don't really like him like that. I mean, he's sweet and evrything, but no."
"What about *Eyeball*?" Sandra teased as we pulled into the shopping center.
"I would fuck him." I didn't say.
"He's cute." I did say. "But lets not talk about him anymore, okay? I came to shop." I held up the money Uncle Dan had given me that morning.
As the day pogressed, I grew increasingly nervous about my date. The girls helped me pick out a cute dark blue tank top and a pair of white capris.
"The top brings out your eyes." Val told me.
"You have to get these sandals!" Sandra comanded, holding up a pair of those lace up kind.
By the time six rolled around, I was primped and made up. My hair hung to my waist and my face had so much make up on it, if I cried there would be a mudslide. Uncle Dan had decided to play my Father and 'talk' to Charlie before we left. I asked him to keep the embarresment to a minimal. I don't think he understood. Everyone(plus a few extras, like Vern's four friends) was in the living room as I made my desent. Aunt Charlene clasped her hands together.
"Oh, Storm, you look beautiful! Doesn't she Daniel?"
"I guess Uncle Dan had given Charlie 'the talk', because he smiled. "You look lovely."
"Yeah, Storm. You look great." Gordie Lachance, a cute, doe eyed boy and friend of Vern's, told me.
"Thank you." I said. Charlie grinned.
"Ready to go?" He asked.
"Yeah." I smiled and waved at everyone as we walked out the front door.
Once we were in the car, I looked at him. "So, where exactly are we going?"
"Shit! I forgot to tell you, didn't I?"
"Um, yeah, you did."
Charlie downshifted. "Well, I thought we'd see a movie, maybe get something to eat. Oh yeah, I hope you don't mind, I told the guys we'd meet 'em later. There's a party up at The Point. Is that cool?"
I shrugged. "I guess. What movie did you wanna see?"
"Well, how about Blue Hawaii? You know, with Elvis?" He asked.
"Okay."
Well, let me just say this: the food we ate was good but,the movie sucked. I didn't wanna tell Charlie, but about half way throught it, he turned to me.
"This movie fucking sucks."
"I think so too." I told him. "Wanna go?"
"Yeah." Once we were back in the car, he asked. "Where to now?"
"What time is this party suppose to start?"
Charlie grinned "Right about now."
When we got to The Point, I discovered it wasn't actually a party, it was just the Cobra's, Val, Sandra, and a blonde girl I didn't know. She was introduced to me as Alana, some new floozy of Ace's.
"Well, I see you got my car back in one piece, anyway." Vince said, passing Charlie and I beers. I sniffed mine. I had never drank a beer before. Eyeball sat down on Ace's carhood next to me.
"Never had a beer before?" He asked, a sexy lilt to his voice. I shook my head.
"Nope. My Mother only drank white wine."
"Take a drink. You'll like it. Scout's honor. I can say that, because in the second grade, I was a boy scout." He smiled. "Okay, no I wasn't, but drink it anyway."
"Maybe just a sip." I said.
Three hours and six beers later(AN~ Six beers can be consumed in three hours. I know, because I've done it)~
"Dude, we screwed, and you were nude." I sang to Fuzzy, who was as drunk as I was. We swayed around in a circle. "Whoa, don't do that!"
"You did it, Storm!" He said, slurring his words. "You slung us around. Not I! I mean, not me."
"Oops, sorry." I giggled.
"Fuzzy, will you get your fucking hands off my date?!" Charlie, also drunk, asked. "How, the hell can I get laid with you gropin' her?"
"Not a chance, fuck face." I told him. "Even when I was sober, not a chance."
Fuzzy transfered me too Charlie and I giggled again. "We're a pack of Llama's! We go left! We go right!"
Eyeball, who was simi sober, looked at me. "They have Llama's at the circus, you know. Me and Ace rode one, once. Remeber Ace?"
"Um, yeah, when we was like two." Ace said, pausing between his make out session with Alana. "When the circus comes back to Castle Rock, we should ride them again, Eyeball."
I walked to Eyeball on wobbly legs. "I wanna ride too! Can I?" His face turned red, but he grinned.
"Sure you can. You can ride anything you want." He told me. I realized what he meant.
"Shut the fuck up, you perv. That's not what I meant."
"Oh shit. Well, alright, your choice." He wrapped his arms around me from behind and I turned around to face him.
"You're so sweet." I kissed the tip of his nose. Then I passed out.
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Ok, I would like to give a quick review on what me(Ellie), my best friend (Jessica) and my little sister(Christina) said as we watched 'Stand By Me' for the millionth time this weekend.
First time Richard Dreyfuss was onscreen:
Jessica: Oh, he's hot.
Me: Shut the fuck up!
Christina: Isn't that the dude from 'Jaws'?
First time Billy and Charlie are onscreen:
Jessica: Dude, Billy's fine. I'd fuck him.
Me: Please, Eyeball is SO MUCH HOTTER!!!
Christina: No way! Chris all the way!!!
When Ace and Eyeball are onscreen:
Jessica: What the fuck kind of name is 'Ace'?
Me; Eyeball, come to Ellie!
Christina: Dude, those guys are like one hundred fucking years old.
The train scene:
Jessica: Dude, that happened to me and Cory (her older brother) once. Because this one time, at band camp...........
Me: Run Forrest run!!!!
Christina: I'm hungry. Where the hell's that freaking pizza we ordered?
The leeches:
Jessica: Get naked, get naked!
Me: Chris looks good without a shirt.
Christina: ***can't speak, because her mouth is full of pizza.***
The race between the Cobra's:
Jessica: Looks like us, Ell!
Me; You let 'em beat ya, you cock knocker! AAAAAAA!
Christina: What was the point of that?
The fight thingy between the boys and the Cobra's:
Jessica: Go, fight, win! Go, fight, win! ***starts singing school fight song***
Me: Dude, I would have a threesome with Eyeball and Elijah Wood. Ahh, the three 'E's: Ellie, Eyeball, and Elijah.
Christina: Where's the rest of that pizza?
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Billy wasn't too thrilled when he found out that Charlie had asked me on a date. "I can't believe he asked you out!"
"Calm down, Billy. It's not that big of a deal!" I told him. "It's just a friendly date."
Billy snorted. "Yeah right. If he tries to get fresh, tell me and I'll beat his ass." I rolled my eyes.
"I don't think that'll be necessary."
"You don't know Charlie like I do. I wish you had a way to call me if you needed help! Why don't they have phones you can carry in your car?!"(A/n~ Don't we have something that now?) He sat down hard on my bed. It was after supper (I was right, it was meatloaf.) Billy and I were hanging out in my room, sharing a container of strawberries.
"Jesus, Bill, break my bed why don't you?"
"Don't be insolent, Storm." He told me. I giggled.
"Ohh, a big word. Were'd you learn that at? They don't have words like that in Playboy, do they?" I asked innocently. Billy smirked.
"Shut the fuck up." He rubbed my head and ate the last strawberry.
"Hey! I was gonna eat that!"
He opened his mouth, showing me the half eaten strawberry. "You can still have it."
"Ew! You're disgusting!"
Billy grinned. "Thanks, I know."
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"So, where is Charlie taking you?" Valerie asked me the next moring. The three of us were crammed in the front seat of Sandra's pink car.(A/N~ Imagine the car that the Pink Ladies drive in 'Grease'. It looks a little like that.)
"I don't know, I didn't ask." I replied, feeling stupid.
"Well, me and Val are coming over to help you get ready." Sandra said. "You have to look PERFECT for your first date, even if it is with Charlie Hogan."
"Storm, I thought you liked Eyeball." Valerie lit a ciggerate.
"I never said that. Beside's Charlie asked me first."
"What if he ask's you to be his steady? What will you say?" Valerie rolled down her window and flicked some ashes in to the wind.
"Probably no. I don't really like him like that. I mean, he's sweet and evrything, but no."
"What about *Eyeball*?" Sandra teased as we pulled into the shopping center.
"I would fuck him." I didn't say.
"He's cute." I did say. "But lets not talk about him anymore, okay? I came to shop." I held up the money Uncle Dan had given me that morning.
As the day pogressed, I grew increasingly nervous about my date. The girls helped me pick out a cute dark blue tank top and a pair of white capris.
"The top brings out your eyes." Val told me.
"You have to get these sandals!" Sandra comanded, holding up a pair of those lace up kind.
By the time six rolled around, I was primped and made up. My hair hung to my waist and my face had so much make up on it, if I cried there would be a mudslide. Uncle Dan had decided to play my Father and 'talk' to Charlie before we left. I asked him to keep the embarresment to a minimal. I don't think he understood. Everyone(plus a few extras, like Vern's four friends) was in the living room as I made my desent. Aunt Charlene clasped her hands together.
"Oh, Storm, you look beautiful! Doesn't she Daniel?"
"I guess Uncle Dan had given Charlie 'the talk', because he smiled. "You look lovely."
"Yeah, Storm. You look great." Gordie Lachance, a cute, doe eyed boy and friend of Vern's, told me.
"Thank you." I said. Charlie grinned.
"Ready to go?" He asked.
"Yeah." I smiled and waved at everyone as we walked out the front door.
Once we were in the car, I looked at him. "So, where exactly are we going?"
"Shit! I forgot to tell you, didn't I?"
"Um, yeah, you did."
Charlie downshifted. "Well, I thought we'd see a movie, maybe get something to eat. Oh yeah, I hope you don't mind, I told the guys we'd meet 'em later. There's a party up at The Point. Is that cool?"
I shrugged. "I guess. What movie did you wanna see?"
"Well, how about Blue Hawaii? You know, with Elvis?" He asked.
"Okay."
Well, let me just say this: the food we ate was good but,the movie sucked. I didn't wanna tell Charlie, but about half way throught it, he turned to me.
"This movie fucking sucks."
"I think so too." I told him. "Wanna go?"
"Yeah." Once we were back in the car, he asked. "Where to now?"
"What time is this party suppose to start?"
Charlie grinned "Right about now."
When we got to The Point, I discovered it wasn't actually a party, it was just the Cobra's, Val, Sandra, and a blonde girl I didn't know. She was introduced to me as Alana, some new floozy of Ace's.
"Well, I see you got my car back in one piece, anyway." Vince said, passing Charlie and I beers. I sniffed mine. I had never drank a beer before. Eyeball sat down on Ace's carhood next to me.
"Never had a beer before?" He asked, a sexy lilt to his voice. I shook my head.
"Nope. My Mother only drank white wine."
"Take a drink. You'll like it. Scout's honor. I can say that, because in the second grade, I was a boy scout." He smiled. "Okay, no I wasn't, but drink it anyway."
"Maybe just a sip." I said.
Three hours and six beers later(AN~ Six beers can be consumed in three hours. I know, because I've done it)~
"Dude, we screwed, and you were nude." I sang to Fuzzy, who was as drunk as I was. We swayed around in a circle. "Whoa, don't do that!"
"You did it, Storm!" He said, slurring his words. "You slung us around. Not I! I mean, not me."
"Oops, sorry." I giggled.
"Fuzzy, will you get your fucking hands off my date?!" Charlie, also drunk, asked. "How, the hell can I get laid with you gropin' her?"
"Not a chance, fuck face." I told him. "Even when I was sober, not a chance."
Fuzzy transfered me too Charlie and I giggled again. "We're a pack of Llama's! We go left! We go right!"
Eyeball, who was simi sober, looked at me. "They have Llama's at the circus, you know. Me and Ace rode one, once. Remeber Ace?"
"Um, yeah, when we was like two." Ace said, pausing between his make out session with Alana. "When the circus comes back to Castle Rock, we should ride them again, Eyeball."
I walked to Eyeball on wobbly legs. "I wanna ride too! Can I?" His face turned red, but he grinned.
"Sure you can. You can ride anything you want." He told me. I realized what he meant.
"Shut the fuck up, you perv. That's not what I meant."
"Oh shit. Well, alright, your choice." He wrapped his arms around me from behind and I turned around to face him.
"You're so sweet." I kissed the tip of his nose. Then I passed out.
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Ok, I would like to give a quick review on what me(Ellie), my best friend (Jessica) and my little sister(Christina) said as we watched 'Stand By Me' for the millionth time this weekend.
First time Richard Dreyfuss was onscreen:
Jessica: Oh, he's hot.
Me: Shut the fuck up!
Christina: Isn't that the dude from 'Jaws'?
First time Billy and Charlie are onscreen:
Jessica: Dude, Billy's fine. I'd fuck him.
Me: Please, Eyeball is SO MUCH HOTTER!!!
Christina: No way! Chris all the way!!!
When Ace and Eyeball are onscreen:
Jessica: What the fuck kind of name is 'Ace'?
Me; Eyeball, come to Ellie!
Christina: Dude, those guys are like one hundred fucking years old.
The train scene:
Jessica: Dude, that happened to me and Cory (her older brother) once. Because this one time, at band camp...........
Me: Run Forrest run!!!!
Christina: I'm hungry. Where the hell's that freaking pizza we ordered?
The leeches:
Jessica: Get naked, get naked!
Me: Chris looks good without a shirt.
Christina: ***can't speak, because her mouth is full of pizza.***
The race between the Cobra's:
Jessica: Looks like us, Ell!
Me; You let 'em beat ya, you cock knocker! AAAAAAA!
Christina: What was the point of that?
The fight thingy between the boys and the Cobra's:
Jessica: Go, fight, win! Go, fight, win! ***starts singing school fight song***
Me: Dude, I would have a threesome with Eyeball and Elijah Wood. Ahh, the three 'E's: Ellie, Eyeball, and Elijah.
Christina: Where's the rest of that pizza?