Why Brock Will Never Get a Date
Notes: An absolutely HORRIBLE poem that I wrote about Brock, Winona, and Wallace. Read if you dare.

Brock saw Winona
And Brock got on his knees
And Brock cried,
"Please Winona pleeease!"

Misty saw Brock
And grabbed him by the ear
And Winona cried,
"Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear!"

"I'm going out with Wallace
He's picking me up at eight!
But if Brock broke me off
Oh wouldn't that be great?"

Now Pretty Boy Wallace
Was insulted at best
At what I dearly hope
Brock meant in simple jest

But then the big guy blew it
And Misty and I knew it
"You don't look so tough!
I've seen girls more buff!"

Wallace blew a cornerary
"This Brock is quite conterary
I can't fight him and win!
I am much too thin!"

"I challenge you to a match
Let's see if you can catch
My swift, finny
water pokemon"

Misty knew Brock was in trouble
She had Togepi teleport on the double
Then she shouted in his ear
"YOU SICK PERVERTED LECHEAR!"

So Wallace and Winona
Lived happily ever after
And poor Brock was single once again
For every episode after...

-Ash- 4/20/04