WWF SMACKDOWN- Thursday, December 5th
I don't own anyone mentioned in this story.
Smackdown Preview: Will Kane continue his destruction?
|
Card |
|
|
Match 1 Spike Dudley vs. X-PAC Light Heavyweight Title |
Match 2 X-FACTOR vs. The Perfect Show |
|
Match 3 Kane vs. D-Von |
Match 4 Rikishi vs. Rhyno Hardcore Match |
|
Match 5 Shane McMahon vs. Stone Cold |
Match 6 Scott Hall vs. Booker T |
|
Ring Announcer: Jeff Hardy |
Commentators: Chris Jericho & Mick Foley |
8:00
(A clip of The Rock losing the Battle Royal because of Scott Hall is shown. It then shows Vince rewarding Hulk Hogan the WWF Title and Ric Flair suspending The Rock and Hogan until Vengeance. The camera switches to Mick Foley and Chris Jericho.)
Mick: Hello Chris. Welcome to the first Smackdown since the nWo destroyed the WWF. Last night at a House Show we saw Hulk Hogan pin Booker T. Tonight, Booker T will go one on one with Scott Hall.
Chris: Mick, Hulk Hogan winning the WWF Title was one of the biggest surprises I've ever seen. I, the living legend, should have won the match. I was screwed by that no good, English bastard, William Regal.
Mick: Stone Cold eliminated you.
Chris: Shut up. If Regal would have eliminated Austin before Austin got to me, I would be the WWF Champion and that is all there is to it.
(The Rock's music hits and the Number 1 Contender for the WWF Title walks to the ring.)
Mick: Two matches have already been set for Vengeance. Rhyno and Tazz will fight for the Hardcore Title, and The Rock will go one on one with Hulk Hogan for the WWF Title.
The Rock: Finally, The Rock has come back to Smackdown. Monday night, The Rock got to fight in the biggest match of his career. It all came down to The Rock vs. Hollywood Hulk Hogan. The two men that were supposed to face of at Wrestlemania X8 to decide the biggest icon in the history of sports entertainment. All that had to happen was one man fall over the top rope and the match would be over. The Rock should have took off the people's elbow pad, ran to the people's ropes, and stuffed the people's elbow straight up Hulk Hogan's candy ass! That did not happen because his piece of trash friend Scott Hall pulled the rope down, causing The Rock to fall out of the ring. The Rock may not be able to lay a finger on anyone in the WWF until Vengeance, but Hogan, you can count on The Rock kicking your wrinkly ass all over this very ring. You may not be here tonight, but The Rock knows you are watching at home and The Rock has one thing to say to you. What 'cha gonna do when Rocky Mavia runs wild on you.
(The Rock's music plays again and The Rock leaves the ring.)
Mick: The Rock is out to get Hulk Hogan. I can't wait until Vengeance.
(The camera cuts to a locker room where Scott Hall is talking on a cell phone. Kevin Nash is also with him.)
Scott: Hey Hogan, I know what he just said, but you can trust me. The Rock isn't going to touch you even at Vengeance. We'll take care of it. (Hogan talks a little.) I told you, you are completely safe. I'm going to talk to Vince and try to get the weekend off for us. (Hogan talks some more.) We'll take care of The Rock. We're not suspended. If we want to take care of The Rock, we can do whatever we want to him. (Vince enters the ring.) I've got to go. Vince is here.
Vince: Hey guys.
Scott: Vince, I'd like to know if we can have the weekend off. Hogan's a little worried about The Rock and everyone else.
Vince: I'm sorry. I must have forgot to tell you. My name is Mr. McMahon to you guys. No you cannot have the weekend off. I've got big plans for Hogan and you two. You are teaming up with Hogan at a House Show on Saturday, and the nWo is the guest host for Sunday Night Heat. Tell Hogan that if he doesn't show up for the shows, he's FIRED!
Mick: Hogan and Hall are teaming up at a House Show on Saturday. That should be a good one.
(The camera goes to a commercial. We come back and here X-PAC's music in the background.)
8:18
Jeff Hardy: The following contest is for the Light Heavyweight Title. First entering the ring, X-PAC.
Mick: On Tuesday we saw X-FACTOR reunite. Albert and Justin Credible will team up to take on The Perfect Show's Big Show and Mr. Perfect later.
(Spike's music plays and he walks to the ring.)
Jeff Hardy: Now making his way to the ring, Spike Dudley.
(The two men put on a fast paced performance. X-PAC hits Spike with a series of different kicks. He does a German Suplex and then goes for a pin. 1-2-. X-PAC lifts Spike up and throws him into the ropes. He hits Spike with a clothesline and then kicks him in the ribs. The Dudleys then walk down to the ring. Spike is distracted and turns around into a dropkick. Spike manages to fight back and finally hits a Dudley Dog. He makes a cover. 1-2-3. The Dudleys get in the ring and then attack X-PAC. X-PAC stands up and falls victim to a 3-D. Spike, D-Von, and Bubba raise their hands in victory. They walk off with the Light Heavyweight Title.)
Jeff: Here is your winner, and Light Heavyweight Champion, SPIKE DUDLEY.
Mick: The Dudleys have come back together and attacked X-PAC.
Chris: The Dudleys can be dangerous. X-PAC's lucky they didn't bring out the tables.
(The camera switches to backstage where Steven Richards is waiting with Shane McMahon.)
Steven: Shane, after the battle royal on Monday, you helped the nWo brutally attack The Rock. What are your connections with the nWo?
Shane: Steven, I did not grant you an interview to talk about the nWo. I came to you to talk about Ric Flair. Ric is a dirty piece of trash and is only here because my father wanted to reopen the company. The WWF doesn't need Ric Flair. Because of him, The Rock and Hulk Hogan are suspended until their match at Vengeance. The WWF Champion should be able to do whatever he wants, but Ric is preventing Hogan that privilege. I can't wait until my dad gets rid of him.
Steven: How do you know Vince is going to get rid of Mr. Flair?
Shane: I ran a successful business for a while. I tried to shut down the WWF and my father stopped me. As long as Ric is in the WWF, it will slowly shut the federation down. There is no way my father will keep him around. Now I've got to prepare for my match with Austin.
(Shane leaves and the camera goes to a commercial. It returns and shows Vince enter Ric's office.)
8:38
Vince: Hey partner.
Ric: Let's get something straight. Your son has been prancing around the WWF claiming that you are going to get rid of me. Tell me the truth Vince. Do you want me here?
Vince: Ric, my son is a no good loser. He tried to run me out of business, but I still allowed you to bring him back into the WWF. He's the one I don't want here. He signed the nWo. I don't want any of them in the WWF. To make things simple, you will be here until you retire or die.
(Vince leaves and the camera goes to ringside wear X-FACTOR's music has started.)
Mick: Shane McMahon is a no good liar. Vince needs to set Shane straight.
Chris: You're right Mick. The nWo and Shane are pathetic and shouldn't have been placed back in the WWF. Albert and Justin Credible are in the ring ready to face Mr. Perfect and The Big Show.
(Mr. Perfect's music plays and he walks out with The Big Show and his European Title.)
Mick: This all started because Mr. Perfect had The Big Show give him a three count on Monday to help him win the European Title. Justin and X-PAC then joined Albert and we have this match here on Smackdown.
(Justin starts the match against The Big Show. The Big Show delivers a ton of shots to Justin. He throws him into the rope and flips him over his back. He goes after Albert and then tags in Perfect. He continues his perfect streak by suplexing Justin a few times. He then kicks him in the ribs and lifts him up. Justin punches Perfect in the ribs and delivers a DDT. The two men lay in the middle of the ring as the referee begins to count. 1-2-3-4-5. Justin gets to his feet and tags Albert. Albert hits Mr. Perfect just as he reaches for The Big Show. Albert lifts Perfect high above his head and drops him to the ground. Perfect lands and The Big Show makes a blind tag. He gets in the ring and clotheslines Albert. The two men fight for a period of time, but Justin is tagged in. Justin reverses a military press by jumping to the ground. He pushes The Big Show into the ropes and superkicks him in the face. Justin covers Show, but Mr. Perfect tries to break it up. Albert hits a Baldo Bomb on Mr. Perfect as the referee counts. 1-2-3.)
Chris: That was an upset, or in other words Just In Credible.
Jeff Hardy: Here is your winner, X-FACTOR.
Mick: I knew Albert could do it, but I didn't expect Justin to.
(The camera goes backstage to Ric Flair's office. He is talking on his cell phone.)
Ric: Hey, Arn. I think I can trust Vince. He said he only let me bring Shane in to keep us on good terms. (Arn talks.) He says he's glad to be back and that he is with me 100% on suspending The Rock and Hulk Hogan. I've got to go. I've got a feeling I'm going to be needed at ringside for this next match. Bye.
(Flair hangs up and we go to a commercial. We come back at ringside and here Kane's music playing.)
8:55
Mick: I wonder why Flair wants to come to the ring.
Chris: It better be good. The last time we saw Flair, he was suspending the two biggest names in the WWF. Besides Chris Jericho, that is.
Mick: Kane is on his way to the ring to take on D-Von Dudley. Kane defeated Edge on Raw and Lance Storm at a House Show on Tuesday. Both matches were finished in record time for Kane.
(D-Von makes his way to the ring to his music. Bubba and Spike are not with him.)
Chris: Kane is looking really good. If he would have been in the Battle Royal, I'm sure he would have won.
(D-Von gets in the ring and is torn into by Kane. Kane clotheslines D-Von and then does a tombstone piledriver. He waits for D-Von to stand up. He grabs the Dudley by the throat and chokeslams him. 1-2-3. After the match Ric Flair's music hits and he walks to the ring carrying a bag.)
Ric: Woooooo! Kane, ever since we came back, you have been tearing into your opponents. You have earned my respect and probably the respect of every superstar in the back room. I would like to present you with the Intercontinental Title.
(He pulls a title out of the bag, but it does not look like the Intercontinental Title.)
Ric: It will no longer be called the Intercontinental Title though. It will now be the TV Title. I have one catch for you. Since you have proven that you are a monster, you will be forced to defend the TV Title at every Raw, Smackdown, Heat, and House Show until Vengeance when you will face, wooooooooo, The Undertaker.
Mick: HOLY SOCKS Chris! Kane is the TV Champion and will face his brother at Vengeance. That match will be bloody.
Chris: I don't think that it is going to be a short match like the ones he's had so far. Taker is to big for Kane to destroy him in less than two minutes.
(The camera goes back to Ric's locker room. A man enters the room and leaves a tape on the table. The camera then goes to commercial. We come back and see Ric enter his office. He finds the tape and puts it in the VCR. A voice is heard that sounds like Vince. The room is to dark to tell who it is.)
Vince on camera: Hello Ric. Do you think you are important? You have the ability to give out titles and suspend people, but do you think I care? You are nothing but the Vice President of this company. I don't like you doing things without permission. You are not important to me or anyone else around here. The WWF is back, but now it's time to take out the trash. Have fun Ric. This will be your last month here.
(The camera goes to ringside.)
Mick: Vince really does want Ric gone. He lied to his partner.
Chris: What's Ric gonna do? It's like Vince said, he's only Vice President, Mick.
(The music begins and Rikishi walks to the ring.)
Mick: This match could change Vengeance. If Rhyno loses the match, he loses his number 1 contender spot.
(Rhyno's music plays and he comes to the ring. Rikishi gets out and tries to hit Rhyno with a trashcan. Rhyno grabs the trashcan and pushes Rikishi into the ring. He hits Rikishi with the can and then gets a fire extinguisher. He stuffs the nozzle into Rikishi's butt and shoots the foam. The foam comes out brown and chunky. The men get in the ring and Rikishi takes over. He uses signs to keep Rhyno down and then goes for the stink face. He backs up and farts in Rhyno's face, causing more brown, chunky foam to come out. Rhyno wipes his face off and opens his eyes. Right when he opens them, Rikishi hits him in the head with a kendo stick. The fight goes back outside the ring and Rhyno gains control. He uses the stairs on Rikishi and eventually hits a gore. He makes the cover. 1-2-3.)
Mick: Rhyno has kept his spot for Vengeance.
(The camera goes backstage where Vince and Ric are watching the tape.)
Ric: So I'm not good enough for you. I thought you said you wanted me here.
Vince: That's not me. It says that the time was 8:30. I was with you then. It has to be someone else.
Ric: Who else would it be?
Vince: Where's the tape from?
(Ric takes the tape out and looks at it.)
Ric: It says Thompson and Son's Tape Rentals. 726 Fuller St., Los Angeles, California.
Vince: That's four blocks from here. (Vince stops for a minute.) That was Shane. He told me he was going to the Burger King on Fuller St. around tewenty after eight. He must have stopped there first. Don't interrupt his match. Austin can handle it himself. We'll get our revenge some other time.
9:30
(The camera goes to the ring and Shane's music plays. He enters with Kevin Nash at his side.)
Mick: Shane made the tape. Thank God.
(Austin enters the ring to his music. The match begins with the two guys exchanging punches. Kevin tries to interfere, but the referee holds him back. Austin hits Kevin and sends him flying off the ropes. Shane clotheslines Austin, but Austin quickly recovers and attacks Shane. After a while, Austin hits a stunner. 1-2-3. Nash gets in the ring and attacks Stone Cold. He hits the Jackknife Powerbomb. Shane recovers and tells Kevin to carry Austin to the Spanish announce table. Shane climbs a large amount of cases and jumps off. He hits the leap of faith and breaks both announce tables. Austin and Shane have to be carried off on stretchers.)
Mick: Shane just destroyed Austin, but may have destroyed himself at the same time.
Chris: I can't wait for the main event. Scott Hall will take on Booker T next.
(The camera cuts to a commercial. We come back to the nWo music. Scott Hall makes his way to the ring with no one to help him.)
Mick: Welcome back. Scott Hall is in the ring and here comes Booker T.
(Booker gets in the ring and quickly goes after Scott Hall. He hits him with different kicks and punches. Hall comes back with an Insider's Edge attempt. Booker counters and eventually hits a BookEnd. He gets the cover. 1-2-3. After the match, Booker hangs in the ring. Nash drives a truck to the ring. He gets out and hits Booker T with a sledgehammer. Hall does the Insider's Edge to Booker and then sprays "nWo 4 Life" in white spray paint. They tie him up and put him in the truck. They take off and the show begins to end.)
Mick: Booker T was just kidnapped by the nWo!
Chris: That was unnecessary. I can't wait to see what happens over the weekend and on Raw.
End Show
10:00
