WWF Raw is War-December 9th

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Raw is War Preview: Who will be named champion next?

Card

Match 1

Edge vs. Rhyno

Hardcore Match

Match 2

The Hardy Boys vs. The Dudley Boys

Tag Team Titles

Match 3

Test vs. Albert

Match 4

Kane vs. The Big Show

TV Title

Match 5

The Undertaker vs. Kurt Angle

Match 6

Stone Cold & Booker T vs. Kevin Nash & Scott Hall

Commentators: Justin Credible & Mick Foley

Ring Announcer: The Rock

9:00

(Raw kicks off with footage of Booker T being kidnapped by the nWo on Smackdown. It then shows a tape from Heat when Stone Cold attacks Shane McMahon and the nWo and then saves Booker T. The camera cuts to ringside, where Justin Credible and Mick Foley are waiting.)

Justin: We are live for Raw. It has been one week since Hulk Hogan won the WWF Title, but many other things have happened also.

Mick: That's right Justin. We saw the brutal beating that Stone Cold Steve Austin took, plus, the nWo kidnapped Booker T.

Justin: Stone Cold has been told to stay at his hotel until the main event when he and Booker T will try to get their revenge on the nWo tonight. Also, the TV Title will be put on the line thanks to Ric Flair.

(Rhyno's music hits and he enters the ring.)

Rock: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the #1 contender spot for the Hardcore Title. Introducing first, the current #1 contender, Rhyno.

Mick: I have a huge announcement to make right now. I was told by Vince McMahon that they are really close to acquiring Jim Ross and Jerry 'The King' Lawler. Vince says that both men are pleased with the WWF product and are glad to see that Vince and Ric are working to keep the nWo under control.

(Edge enters the ring to a huge crowd pop.)

Justin: Does that mean you will be out of a job, Mick?

Mick: I don't know. I am real close to returning as a wrestler. I just hope I can get past my knee problems.

(Edge is powerbombed to the mat after being hit with a trashcan. Rhyno waits for Edge to get up, and then gores him into a stop sign that is leaning against the turnbuckle. 1-2-3. Rhyno leaves the ring to a ton of boos as he yells at the crowd.)

Rock: Here is your winner, and still #1 contender, RHYNO.

Justin: Rhyno just gored Edge through a stop sign. Imagine what he will do to Tazz in three weeks at Vengeance.

(The camera goes backstage to Ric Flair's office. He is watching the show until The Undertaker enters the room.)

Ric: What do you want?

'Taker: Does it really matter what I want? I want to know what the hell you were thinking when you decided to make me fight my brother?

Ric: That was a business decision, and what I decide to do is what will happen. It's none of your business why I did it.

'Taker: You know how I feel about family, especially your family. I don't want to fight my brother Kane, but I will. I'm going to do it because I want the TV Title. I'm going to go easy on my brother, but lets not forget what I did to your son. I don't like you, but I didn't want to do that to David. I had to do that. I went easy on your son. It's hard to think of what I would've, or will, do to you. Flair, you better leave my family alone.

(The camera goes to a commercial. When we return, Austin's music is playing and the Texas Rattlesnake is heading for the ring. He already has a microphone in his hand.)

9:23

Justin: What is he doing out here? He was told not to be here until later.

Mick: He's got something to say Justin. Let the man speak.

Stone Cold: Shut up. I've got something to say. (Crowd: What?) Let me speak. (What?) I need to talk. Shane McMahon is the biggest jackass I have ever seen. (What?) He's a son of a bitch. (What?) A jerk. (What?) I'm going to kick his ass. Shane, you may have put me in the hospital, but I'm here tonight. If I see you Shane, I'm going to kick you in the stomach, put your head on my shoulder, and bam, stunner. I'm going to put some stink on it like I did on Sunday Night Heat last night. You can't keep me down Shane. I'm a rattlesnake. If you mess with me, I'm going to come right back and bite you in the ass. (What?) I'm going to hurt you. You've messed with me one to many times Shane. I want you at Vengeance. Come on Shane. Let's do this. If you want to put me through a table, then lets do it at Vengeance.

(Shane's music starts and he steps onto the stage along with the nWo. He is holding a microphone in his hand. Austin gets out of the ring and heads for Shane.)

Shane: Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stop right there. I don't want to hurt you Austin. Listen to me. You are a rattlesnake and the biggest S.O.B in the WWF. I respect you Austin. I respect that you want to fight someone of my caliber Austin. I respect you so much, I'm not going fight you at Vengeance. I know you want your revenge.

Austin: What?

Shane: Please don't interrupt me.

Austin: What?

Shane: I said shut up, Austin. I'm not going to play your games. I don't want to fight you. You already beat me. It's over between us.

(Vince's music plays and he steps onto the stage.)

Vince: Well look at this. It's my poison. Finally I get a chance to talk to the three men that I brought here to destroy my creation. Shane, you did lose to Stone Cold on Monday, but it's far from over between the two of you. I see big matches in your future. You guys are good enough to possibly headline a Wrestlemania. You lost on Monday, but your actions following the loss were unacceptable. So in the interest of fairness, Ric Flair and I have decided to put you in a match at Vengeance against Stone Cold Steve Austin. It won't be any old match though. It's going to be the biggest match of your career. One of you will get to decide the kind of match you compete in. The person will be decided in a drunk off your ass match on the Smackdown before Vengeance. You will drink, drink, and drink until one man passes out. The one that stays conscious will get to decide the match.

Stone Cold: Stop Vince. If you want to see Stone Cold and Shane McMahon in a drunk of your ass match, give me a hell yeah.

Crowd: HELL YEAH!

(Stone Cold's music hits as he drinks a few beers.)

Justin: Stone Cold will fight Shane in some form of match at Vengeance. I can't wait to find out what kind it will be.

(The camera cuts to a commercial. We come back to ringside after a few minutes.)

9:50

Justin: The tag team titles are going to be decided right now. There was a drawing backstage to decide the competitors tonight. It was decided that Matt and Jeff Hardy will take on Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley. Matt and Jeff are in the ring already and here come Bubba and D-Von.

Mick: These two teams are the best in the business. There is no better choices for the this tag team match.

(Bubba and D-Von 3-D Matt. Lita gets on the top rope and does a hurricanrana to Bubba while the referee is not looking. Spike does a Dudley Dog to Lita while Jeff does a swanton bomb to Bubba. D-Von goes after Jeff, but the referee refuses to count because Jeff is not the legal man. D-Von turns around and receives a twist of fate. 1-2-3.)

Justin: Matt and Jeff just won the tag team titles.

Mick: Look at these guys. They just took down the second biggest tag team in the history of wrestling.

Justin: Who's the first?

Mick: The Rock 'n' Sock Connection you idiot.

(The camera goes to Ric's office when Shane enters the room.)

Shane: You put my dad up to this, didn't you? You know you've got a higher position in this company than I have, so you brainwash my dad and make him turn on me.

Ric: Now that's the final straw. I don't care about my power in the WWF. Your dad has hated you ever since you stole WCW from under his nose. You tried to run your dad out of business. Well Shane, selling your stock to me was your worst nightmare, because I am going to put you in a match at Wednesday's House Show against, woooo, my buddy Kane. Get out of my locker room before I have to call security.

(Raw goes to a commercial. When it comes back, Justin and Mick are at ringside.)

Justin: Welcome back to Raw. Matt and Jeff Hardy just won the tag team titles, but we don't have enough time to talk about that. We are going to get right into the next match.

(Albert's music hits and he walks to the ring without X-PAC.)

Mick: You're buddy Albert is flying solo tonight against Test. Test's immunity ran out last month so hopefully we will see a nice clean fight.

(Test comes down to the ring.)

Justin: I don't like the chances of Test, not just because Albert's my friend, but because Test is nothing without his immunity. He can't threaten referees anymore so he is going to be in some trouble.

(Test and Albert are both down. Mr. Perfect runs to the ring and distracts the referee. The Big Show enters through the crowd and chokeslams Albert. Test covers Albert. 1-2-3. Mr. Perfect walks to the announce table and shows Justin Credible his European Title. He laughs at Justin, but Justin retaliates. He does the Just In Credible to Mr. Perfect, but is met with a big boot from Test. X-PAC comes to the ring and fights off Test and The Big Show. Albert gets up and does a baldo bomb to Test and X-PAC does an X-FACTOR to The Big Show. Justin, Albert, and X-PAC then leave the ring.)

10:10

Mick: I don't believe what just happened. I have no partner ladies and gentleman. X-FACTOR just destroyed Test and The Perfect Show.

(The show goes backstage to Vince's office. Linda is with him and they are looking over some contracts.)

Vince: Do you really think we can do this?

Linda: Vince, I am behind you 100%, and I am sure Ric will support you. We'll have a board meeting on Thursday and see what happens.

Vince: It was a lot easier to fire people before Ric decided that everything we do needs to be accepted by the board.

(Ric enters the room.)

Ric: What's up?

Vince: We are having a meeting on Thursday. There is something we need to discuss. Right now, though, I need you to send Chris Jericho to help Mick.

(Ric leaves and the show goes to a commercial. It returns with Y2J's music playing.)

Mick: Hello guys. My Smackdown partner, Chris Jericho, is now joining me. Welcome to the show Chris.

Chris: Hello Mick. Once again you get to be graced with the presence of a living legend. What two jackasses are we going to see next.

(Kane's music blares across the arena and the pyros blast off.)

Mick: I wonder if The Big Show is going to show up. After all, X-PAC did just destroy him.

The Rock: The Rock has just been informed that The Big Show will be replaced in this match. So introducing to the millions, and MILLIONS of The Rock's fans, please welcome, Triple H.

(Triple H enters the ring.)

Chris: Look everyone. It's Triple H. The greatest damn wrestler in the world. Triple H is truly that damn good. Would you please SHUT THE HELL UP! I hope Triple H has his ass handed to him just like the other jackasses Kane has faced.

(Triple H sets Kane up for a pedigree. Kane flips the game over his back and waits for him to get up. Kane lifts Triple H up into the air and chokeslams him. 1-2-3. Kane leaves with the TV Title draped over his shoulder.)

Mick: Kane just defeated Triple H to keep his TV Title. Coming up next, Kane's brother and Vengeance opponent, The Undertaker will take on the Olympic Hero, Kurt Angle.

(Raw takes a commercial break, but returns with Michael Cole standing next to Kurt Angle.)

10:30

Mike: Kurt, it is an honor to be standing next to the returning Olympic Hero. You may not have won the WWF Title last week, but you get to go head to head with The Undertaker in a moment. Are you ready for the American Bad Ass?

Kurt: Michael, for once you are right. I didn't win the WWF Title, and tonight I will face The Undertaker. I'm definitely ready for 'Taker, but is he ready for me? The way I see it, when I make him tap his hand on the mat, I will become the #1 contender for the TV Title. The name Kurt Angle is associated with gold. I am an Olympic gold medallist.

Mike: Are you worried about any cheap shots from The Undertaker?

Kurt: Are you suggesting that I am going to lose? Michael, Olympic gold medallists don't lose. We destroy are opponents, and I am going to destroy The Undertaker right now.

(The Undertaker comes to the ring for his match.)

Chris: Look at this guy. The American Dumbass is riding a yellow motorcycle down to the ring.

(Kurt enters the ring.)

Chris: Now here is a true wrestler. Kurt is a two time WWF Champion, a gold medallist, a European Champion, an Intercontinental Champion, hell he's held almost every title.

(The Undertaker misses a clothesline and turns around into an Olympic slam. 1-2-3. Kurt gets the victory and picks up a microphone.)

Kurt: I just beat The Undertaker. Ric Flair, I want you to come out to the ring and declare me the #1 contender for the TV Title. I deserve a shot at Kane on Smackdown, if not at Vengeance. I just proved I'm a better opponent for Kane. Come out here now.

(Ric's music hits.)

Ric: I'm sorry Kurt. I would love to say that you are the #1 contender, but there is only one problem. I have already signed a match for Kane and The Undertaker at Vengeance. I would love to put you in a match with Kane on Smackdown, but since I won't be here to personally lift Kane's hand in victory, you'll just have to wait.

(Flair leaves the ramp as Kurt throws a fit. He grabs The Undertaker's ankle and makes 'Taker tap.)

Mick: This is pathetic. Kurt Angle may have beaten The Undertaker, but I don't think he deserves to face Kane either.

Chris: Are you kidding me? Kurt Angle is the red, white, and blue machine. He is the only one who deserves to take on Kane. I'm going to go protest to Vince McMahon after the show.

Mick: While you ramble on about Kurt Angle, I wonder what this meeting is that Ric and Vince will be attending.

Chris: Who cares Mick? We will be right back after this.

(Raw takes a commercial break and returns with Shane giving the nWo a pep talk.)

10:48

Shane: You guys need to go out to the ring tonight and destroy Stone Cold. Don't worry about Booker T. He's probably still afraid that you guys might take him again. Hogan will come to the ring to pick you up if something goes wrong.

Hogan: That's right brother. Hulkamania may be sidelined, but I'll be there if you need me.

Nash: Just don't do anything stupid. The Rock will be out there and I don't feel like watching you get fired.

Shane: I need to go see my dad. I know he has something up his sleeve.

(Shane leaves and so do Hall and Nash. The glass breaks and Stone Cold comes to the ring along with Booker T.)

Mick: This is going to be a big tag team match. Stone Cold and Booker T will get there hands on the nWo.

Chris: The nWo are a bunch of grade A jackasses and don't deserve to be on WWF television. I don't know why anyone would be stupid enough to sign those to assclowns.

(The nWo's music plays and Hall and Nash walk out to the ring.)

Mick: I hope The Rock doesn't get involved in this match. If he lays a finger on either of these two he will be fired on the spot.

(Hall walks over to where The Rock is sitting and mocks him. He gets into the ring and helps Nash tear into Booker T. Austin gets in the ring and tries to fight Hall, but is hit with a boot from Nash. He gets back up as The Rock gets into the ring. Austin stuns The Rock and turns around. Nash hits a jackknife powerbomb on Austin. 1-2-3. Shane runs down to the ring beats the hell out of Austin. Hall and Shane drag Stone Cold and Booker T to the announce table and put them through it. Nash beats on The Rock inside the ring. Hall sets up Austin and does the Outsider's Edge.)

Chris: I can't take this anymore. I'm putting an end to the nWo's destruction.

(Chris attacks Hall. Shane tries to help, but falls victim to a breakdown. He gets in the ring and attacks Nash. He does a lionsault and then puts Nash into the Walls of Jericho. Hogan drives to the ring and picks up Hall and Shane. Jericho chases the truck, but it gets away. Nash jumps out of the ring and lands in the back of the truck just as it turns onto the ramp.)

Mick: Chris has just attacked the nWo and left them running. What will happen on Smackdown when Shane is left in charge? What is the big meeting all about? Tune into Smackdown on UPN this Thursday.

End Show

11:07

NOTE FROM ZLH86: Raw is finally over. Sorry about the delay, but I got done. Remember to review with a rating between 1 and 5. 1 is worst and 5 is best. I'm set to have Vengeance at the Pepsi Center unless anyone has any objections. I hope to have the next House Show up either tonight(Monday) or tomorrow. That's it for now. If anyone has any angles e-mail me at zlh86@yahoo.com. Thanks.