WWF House Show- Saturday December 21st
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House Show Preview: Shane serves more punishment.
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Match 1 Rhyno © vs. Crash Holly Hardcore #1 Contender |
Match 2 Lita vs. Trish Stratus |
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Match 3 Mr. Perfect © vs. Justin Credible European Title |
Match 4 Stone Cold vs. Edge |
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Match 5 Kane © vs. Triple H TV Title |
Match 6 Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker |
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Commentator: Mick Foley & Vince McMahon |
Ring Announcer: Chris Benoit |
3:00
(The show kicks off with the Smackdown video on the titantron. Mick then starts the show.)
Mick: We welcome you fans to this World Wrestling Federation House Show where only the live fans get to see all the action and attitude that we bring to the ring.
Vince: Tonight my son will serve his punishment against The Undertaker and we will not be seeing Scott Hall. It's great to have power Mick.
(Rhyno's music plays.)
Mick: We are going to start things off tonight with Rhyno defending his spot at Vengeance against little Elroy Jetson, I mean Crash Holly.
Vince: Who?
(Crash enters the ring.)
Mick: Him.
Vince: That's Elroy Jetson?
Mick: No that's Crash Holly. Elroy's the cartoon character.
Vince: Who would be stupid enough to sign a cartoon character?
Mick: No comment.
(Crash tries to get hardcore on Rhyno by setting up a trashcan in the corner before the match starts. Rhyno won't have it though and gores Crash as he's turning around. Rob Van Dam comes to the ring and hits the Vandaminator and follows it up with a five star frog splash to become the #1 Contender, but Raven runs to the ring and hits the raven effect and takes over the contendership. Rhyno busts and iron pipe over Ravens head and gets the pin and his original spot in the Hardcore Title Match at Vengeance.)
Vince: That's what happens when you put a cartoon character against a monster.
Mick: I think you need your eyes checked. Crash is the human and Elroy is the cartoon.
Vince: Damn it Mick, is his name Elroy or is it Crash?
Mick: That's Crash.
Vince: Then who's Elroy?
Mick: Oh forget it.
(The referees remove any items from the ring including Raven, Rob, and Crash. Lita's music plays and the crowd goes crazy with "We want puppies" chants.)
Vince: What were we talking about? I can't take my eyes off of Lita.
Mick: I'm not sure what we were talking about. Whatever it was it can wait until after this match.
Vince: I hope this match never ends.
(Trish enters the ring.)
Mick: I'd like to give her a nice day.
Vince: I already have.
(Trish and Lita go at it much to the delight of Vince, Mick, and all of the other male fans. Trish wins the match after reversing the litacanrana into a powerbomb and then hitting the stratusfaction.)
Mick: ………………………………………..Um!
Vince: ………………………………………..Yeah.
Mick: ………………………………………..Dude.
Vince: ……………………………………….What?
Mick: ………………………………………..Let's watch the replay.
Vince: ……………………………………….OK.
(They show the replay on the titantron, but it's interrupted by Mr. Perfect's music.)
Mr. Perfect: Why in the hell are you guys showing this unperfect replay? Don't you care about my match? I'm about to make another perfect title defense and all you perverts can think about is these homely, unperfect things. I'm disgusted at how stupid you guys are. I bust my perfect ass-. Wait a minute, I don't have to bust my as because I am perfect and I don't lose. And that my friends is the end of another perfect speech.
(Justin Credible enters the ring.)
Mick: I can't believe he doesn't like puppies.
Vince: I like puppies.
Mick: Vince, we're both married. I don't think we should go home tonight.
Vince: OK. I'll get us a hotel room.
(Mr. Perfect beats Justin Credible after hitting him with the title and hitting a perfect plex. Justin manages to get to his feet, but receives a chair shot from Mr. Perfect. Perfect then uses his towel to choke out Justin. He lets go and grabs a microphone.)
Mr. Perfect: That proves it. I am perfect unlike all of you disgusting people. You fans have something in common with your New York Rangers. Both of you are imperfect. I'm sick of being in front of you dirty people so I'm going to take my perfect European Title and leave. This has been another perfect ass kicking.
(Perfect leaves. The cameras go backstage to Edge and Christian.)
Edge: Man, you seriously need to consider joining me and the nWo so that the 7 time Tag Team Champions can once again reek of awesomeness.
Christian: Dude I already told you I'd think about it. I know that we are both so totally cool, but I'm not sure I want to do it.
Edge: The Corporation wants Maven to join. They obviously think you are worse then him so why don't you join us and show them why they should have picked you.
Christian: It's cool dude. Maven is nothing but a big "want to be wrestler" chump. I'll give you my answer tomorrow night on Heat.
(Christian leaves and the camera goes to Flair's office where he is with Maven watching the Edge and Christian reunion.)
Flair: I really give need you to join us. Christian is just about convinced and I don't know what I can do to get you to join. Whatever it is I'll do it.
Maven: Mr. Flair, if you give me a match against Christian on Heat then I'll consider your offer.
Flair: It's done. I'm in charge until after Vengeance so you can have that match.
(Maven leaves and we join Mick and Vince at ringside.)
Mick: Ladies and gentleman at this time we are going to take a ten minute intermission and then resume the show. Thank you very much.
INTERMISSION
8:35
(Stone Cold's music is playing after the intermission and the show resumes.)
Vince: This match will be a quick one. Austin is going to kill Edge.
(Edge enters with Kevin Nash by his side.)
Mick: I'm not to sure Vince. Edge can be dangerous when he has his buddies on his side.
(Edge wins after hitting an edgecutioner. Nash gets in the ring and gives Austin a boot to the face. Jericho comes to the ring with a chair, but Edge and Nash manage to escape.)
Vince: The damn nWo have struck again, but later tonight my son will feel my revenge.
Mick: I can't wait for that. The Undertaker will absolutely kill Shane.
(After Y2J and Austin leave, Kane's music hits.)
Vince: Thanks to my partner, we are about to see Kane defend the TV Title against Triple H.
(Triple H enters with Stephanie.)
Mick: Triple H has Stephanie by his side so that he can hopefully pick up the TV Title.
(Triple H loses after a long fought battle. This match was the longest Kane has fought since the return of the WWF. He wins after hitting a cholkeslam. Stephanie tries to help Triple H by smacking Kane after the match, but she receives a tombstone piledriver for her troubles.)
Vince: Who does Kane think he is? He can't do that to my daughter.
Mick: Keep your cool Vince. You'll get your revenge sooner or later.
Vince: You bet I will.
(The Undertaker's music plays and the main event begins.)
Mick: The Undertaker will be taking on his brother at Vengeance, but tonight he is going to be dishing out pain to your son.
Vince: I hope Shane is dead after this match.
(Shane enters with Hogan.)
Mick: It doesn't surprise me that he needs Hogan out here for help.
(Hogan gets involved in the match by slipping Shane a chair. Shane busts 'Taker open and then hits a diving elbow. Rock runs to the ring and attacks Hogan. He gets in the ring and delivers a rock bottom to Shane. The Undertaker does the last ride and then Nash and Edge storm the ring. Rock, 'Taker, and Flair, who runs out, take on Nash, Edge, Hogan, and Shane. Nash does a jackknife powerbomb to 'Taker, but Jericho comes out to replace him. He locks the Walls of Jericho on Nash. Rock does a spinebuster to Edge and a rock bottom to Hogan. Flair locks the figure four leg lock on Shane. Jericho releases Nash and Rock does the people's elbow to Hogan. Flair celebrates with Rock and Jericho, but is chokeslammed by The Undertaker. He then leaves the ring and heads for the back.)
Mick: Shane has received his punishment, but The Undertaker chokeslammed Flair.
Vince: I don't believe him. How could he?
Mick: I don't know. It's unknown when we'll be back at Madison Square Gardens, but be sure to tune into Sunday Night Heat. Thanks for coming everyone and have a nice day.
END SHOW
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