WWF Raw is War- Monday December 23rd
I don't own anyone.
Raw Preview: Flair makes a major announcement regarding Vengeance.
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Match 1 Kurt Angle vs. Christian |
Match 2 Spike Dudley vs. Crash Holly |
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Match 3 Tazz vs. Mr. Perfect |
Match 4 Kane © vs. Chris Jericho TV Title |
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Match 5 Test/Big Show © vs. Billy Gunn/Shawn Michaels Tag Team Titles |
Match 6 Scott Hall vs. The Rock |
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Commentators: Mick Foley & Vince McMahon |
Ring Announcer: Chris Benoit |
9:00
(Clips from Smackdown and Heat are shown before the show starts. The cameras go to Mick Foley and Vince McMahon at ringside.)
Mick: Hello folks! We are live for another edition of Raw is War. It's December 23rd and you are tuned into the World Wrestling Federation. I'm Mick Foley and sitting next to me is the President of the WWF, Vince McMahon.
Vince: It's going to be an electrifying Raw Mick. We are just six days away from Vengeance and the day that the nWo will make their final appearances on World Wrestling Federation television.
(Ric Flair's music plays.)
Mick: We have been told that Flair is about to be making an announcement regarding Vengeance. There is still one more spot left on the Vengeance card, but even without that match it will be a great show.
Vince: Kevin Nash and Shane have already served their punishment and as long as I'm with you I have no control over the company so it's going to me great to see what Ric has to say.
Ric: Wooooo! Damn you people are loud. Every time I come out in front of you people I know I'm right where I should be. I like you guys so much that I've come out here to announce a major change in the Vengeance card and I think you guys are going to like this one. I know that Albert and X-PAC want to get their hands on the Tag Team Champions, but I believe there are other teams who deserve a fair chance. So at Vengeance I have set up a tournament. Four teams will compete in a tag team match. If your partner is eliminated then you are out of the tournament. Once there is one team left standing, The Big Show and Test will come to the ring and we will see the Tag Team Titles put on the line against the final team. I know that this all seems stupid and confusing, but there are other people who deserve a spot in this match. So the first team that will be put in the match is Albert and X-PAC. They will take on three other teams, which are The Dudleys, Maven and Matt Hardy, and Edge and Christian. Wooooo! Secondly I would like to talk about tonight. Nash it's been nice knowing you, but tonight I'm banning you from the ring in Scott Hall's match with The Rock. I don't want you trying to get revenge for what Kane and Stone Cold did to you on Thursday. If you do try and get to the ring then-
(The nWo music cuts him off and out come Hall, Nash, Shane, Edge, Christian, and Hogan.)
Hall: Hey yo Chico, you can't punish Big Kev. We don't care about what you say 'cause the nWo don't listen to you. We only listen to Shane so don't come out here and tell us what to do.
Shane: Ric, I gave you a chance to get out of the WWF, but you wouldn't listen to me. The only reason my father is helping you is to get rid of me and the nWo. He doesn't like you or anything. Scott's right. We don't listen to you. We're the nWo and we fight our own battles. You can't stop the nWo.
Edge: You are totally blind Ric. It's only obvious that everyone in this company's against you. After all, who would want to be friends with someone that is so old he smells worse than blue cheese? My brother and I are going to take the Tag Titles and improve to eight time WWF Tag Team Champions, but this one's going to be special because we're going to wipe out your little friend Maven and then we're going to rub it in your face.
Christian: You're right Edge. We rule this place. It's to bad we've got old farts like you soiling the WWF with your bull****. If the nWo gave a damn what you want to do then we'd be part of The Corporation. The you're nWo you're 2 sweet, but if you're like Ric Flair and try to mess with the nWo then you're going to get your ass kicked 4 life.
Ric: You guys hold it right there. I'm the Vice President of the World Wrestling Federation and I make the decisions. If you don't want to listen to me then I'm going to make you listen. Tonight you're all banned from ringside in every match and Hall you're not just going to fight The Rock, you're going to fight The Rock and Booker T. Wooooo!
(Flair's music plays and the nWo laugh as they leave.)
Mick: When are the nWo going to learn that they don't mean anything to this company? These guys can't control the place.
Vince: I'm so impressed with Ric's great job that I may be willing to call him my partner. The nWo are going to suffer at the hands of The Rock and Booker T.
COMMERCIAL
9:20
(Kurt Angle's music plays and he enters the ring.)
Mick: Welcome back to Raw. It was just announced that Booker T and The Rock are going to take on Scott Hall tonight and to make it even better all members of the nWo are banned from ringside in every match tonight.
Vince: That makes it better for Kurt Angle because he gets to take on his old pal Christian.
(Christian makes his way to the ring.)
Mick: It's going to be a hard battle for the Tag Team Titles on Sunday night. Edge and Christian, The Dudleys, Maven and Matt Hardy, and Albert and X-PAC will all compete at Vengeance for a chance to take on The Big Show and Test.
Vince: Christian has to make it through tonight though.
(Kurt starts the match with some punches to the face of Christian. He follows it up with a number of suplexes, but Christian is able to hit an atomic drop. The referee counts to 4 before Kurt and Christian make it to their feet. They exchange fists, but Kurt can't keep his momentum and falls victim to an Irish whip followed by a hurricanrana. Christian gets a two count and begins to argue with the referee. Kurt attacks Christian from behind by pushing him into the referee. Maven runs to the ring and dropkicks Christian while the referee is outside the ring. Maven rolls the referee into the ring and Kurt hits and angle slam on Christian for the victory.)
Mick: Kurt Angle scores the victory after the assist from Maven while the referee was down! I'm not fan of Christian, but when someone gets screwed you've got to feel sorry for them.
Vince: Christian deserved exactly what he got Mick. He's in the nWo and Maven is in my Corporation. These two are supposed to hate each other and they do. It's going to be a great night Sunday.
Commercial
9:35
(Raw comes back from a commercial and Steven Richards is standing with Justin Credible.)
Steven: Justin, in just six days at Vengeance we will see you take on Mr. Perfect for the World Wrestling Federation European Title, but that's only going to happen if Mr. Perfect can keep his title against Tazz tonight. How will you feel if Tazz comes out victorious tonight?
Justin: Stevie, you have no clue how I feel right now, but I'm going to feel the same way if Tazz wins the European Title tonight. You see, instead of looking at the negatives of the situation, like the fact that I'm not going to get a chance at the European Title, but I'm looking at the positives. No matter what happens tonight, I'm going to get my hands on Mr. Perfect. I assigned this match before being stripped of my duties so that Mr. Perfect would be able to prepare for our match at Vengeance.
Steven: No offense Justin, but don't you think the smart thing would to do is not let him prepare?
Justin: I want to see Perfect ready. He says that he is better than everyone around, but he's needed help to win and keep that European Title. Well Sunday he won't have the help he needs because his little friends are going to be to busy hiding from the team that's going to take their titles away from them. Mr. Perfect is finally going to get the ass kicking he's deserved for a long time. He's not going to be "perfect" when I get through with him. He's going to be bloody, sweaty, and half dead when I get through with him, but Perfect there is one thing that I can tell you that should make you feel better. Perfect, no one expects you to be this good.
(Spike Dudley's music hits and the cameras go to ringside.)
Vince: Justin can't get over his problems with Mr. Perfect. That's why we stripped him of the commissionership. He's to caught up in his own business to see what's going on around him.
Mick: He's got a lot to learn about being a commissioner Vince. You did hire him without checking for experience.
(Crash Holly enters the ring.)
Vince: Well he should have checked his backgrounds to make sure he was qualified before he asked.
Mick: That's your job Vince. You made the mistake of giving him what he wanted and now we're going to see him take on Mr. Perfect in six days at Vengeance.
(Spike and Crash make the match fast paced. Crash gets arrogant and gets what's coming when Spike rolls him up and gets a two count. The two continue to use a combination of highflying moves, but Spike's momentum is to great for the arrogant Holly. Spike hits the Dudley Dog and receives the victory.)
Vince: Crash Holly's snobbish attitude has cost him yet another match.
Mick: Speaking of attitude, be sure to order Vengeance on Pay Per View this Sunday night. It's going to be jam-packed with attitude, especially the main event. Well coming up next, Mr. Perfect tries to keep his title for his match at Vengeance. Stay tuned because it's coming up next.
Commercial
9:50
(Mr. Perfect's music is playing and he enters the ring.)
Mick: Welcome back to Raw. We are only six days away from the first Pay Per View since the return of the World Wrestling Federation twenty-three days ago.
Vince: It's almost Christmas Mick. You can feel it in the air.
(Tazz enters the ring.)
Mick: Luckily the WWF schedule worked out in a way that we could be home for Christmas. We will be doing a house show tomorrow and then the day after Christmas we will be live for Smackdown.
Vince: What a better way to come back the day after Christmas then to have a "Drunk Off Your Ass" match? Stone Cold and my evil son Shane are going to drink and drink and drink until one man passes out. The man who stays conscious will pick the match they compete in at Vengeance.
Mick: Tazz is also going to be involved in Vengeance. He will go one on one with Rhyno in a match to decide the Hardcore Champion.
(Mr. Perfect and Tazz start with a series of reversals, but finally Tazz hits a belly to belly. They grapple some more, but Tazz gets enough momentum to take control. He throws Perfect into the turnbuckle and then runs into him. Perfect comes back with numerous German suplexes. Tazz regains control and locks in the tazzmission. Tazz sees Rhyno running to the ring and releases the hold. Rhyno hits a clothesline and follows it up with a powerbomb. Once Tazz gets to his feet he receives a gore. The referee calls for the bell and Tazz picks up the victory because of disqualification. Rhyno and Mr. Perfect stomp on Tazz, but Justin Credible comes to the ring and provides Tazz with some help. He superkicks Rhyno and then hits a just-in-credible on Perfect before leaving.)
Vince: These four men are furious. They can't wait until Vengeance, I can't wait until Vengeance, and I'm sure that all of the viewers can't wait until Vengeance.
Mick: I know I can't wait until Vengeance, but I also can't wait until the main event tonight. There are so many things standing in the way of Vengeance, including a TV Title match coming up next.
Commercial
10:05
(Kane's music plays and he heads to the ring.)
Vince: Vengeance is on everybody's minds here on Raw, but one of the most overlooked matches is the TV Title match at Vengeance. Kane will be taking on his brother, but until Sunday can't fight his brother. He can't fight in tag matches and it's causing the match to be shoved to the side.
Mick: What about Chris Jericho's match with Kevin Nash? We haven't even mentioned that one.
(Kane has a microphone and speaks.)
Kane: Since the return of the WWF I haven't been to liberal. I can't say that I was happy with Ric Flair for putting me against my own brother, but ever since The Undertaker laid his fingers on me I've seen a whole new side of him. I'm the darkest person in this business. They can call my brother the deadman, but for the last few years he's been a little to alive. Well Undertaker, at Vengeance I'm going to leave a trail of deadliness because your body is-
(Jericho's music cuts off Kane and he steps onto the stage with a microphone in hand.)
Jericho: Would you please, SHUT THE HELL UP! Junior, none of these Jerichoholics want to see you standing in front of them. They all want to see the larger than life, living legend, Chris Jericho, because everybody knows that RAW IS JERICHO! You can talk about your brother all you want after I come down to the ring and kick your ass because you won't be missing any facts then. You won't be saying you are the best, you won't be saying you've kicked everyone's ass, and you definitely won't be saying that you're the TV Champion. I'm going to build a wall in the ring and we'll call it the Walls of Jericho. On one side of the wall will be all of the Jerichoholics cheering for the Ayllotolah of Rock'n'Rolla, and on the other side will be the people who want to cheer for an oversized piece of shit.
Kane: Hold it right there Jericho. Instead of running your mouth a little bit longer, why don't you hurry up and get your ass down to the ring so I can kick your ass.
(Jericho heads for the ring.)
Mick: Here we go Vince. In the great words of good ol' JR, business is about to pick up.
(Kane and Jericho exchange fists, but Kane quickly gets control. He hits a clothesline and then goes outside the ring. The Undertakers music plays and Kane gets pissed. Kane grabs a chair and then walks up the ramp and hits The Undertaker. He goes back to the ring and tries to hit Jericho, but he ducks and kicks Kane in the stomach. Kane then comes back with a chokeslam to Jericho and gets the victory. After the match he does the tombstone piledriver onto the chair. The Undertaker gets in the ring and beats the hell out of Kane. He does the last ride onto the chair and leaves the ring.)
Vince: I can't believe it. The Undertaker has once again destroyed his brother.
Mick: These two are at each other's throats, but it'll all be put to an end this Sunday at Vengeance.
(The camera goes to The Big Show, Mr. Perfect, and Test's locker room.)
Mr. Perfect: Are you guys ready for tonight? It's time to once again show the world why we are perfect. Justin Credible may have got the best of me earlier, but I'm ready now and I'm still the European Champion.
The Big Show: Man, I've always been perfect. I don't need to prove anything to these guys because I'm so much bigger and better than them. After me and Test defend are Tag Team Titles I think we should all go out and get a perfect drink.
Test: All I know is that Shawn Michaels and Billy Gunn are going to be begging for mercy when they take the quiz, test, and final exam. Come on boys. Lets go show them how to fail.
COMMERCIAL
10:25
(The show comes back with Shawn Michaels and Billy Gunn on their way to the ring.)
Vince: In just 6 days the WWF Tag Team Titles will be put on the line, but who will defend them?
Mick: Billy Gunn and Shawn definitely have experience, but The Big Show and Test are on a roll.
(The Big Show's music starts and then it breaks into Test's music.)
Vince: This is another reason I'm out here Mick. I want to make sure Test doesn't try to pull the crap he did when he had immunity.
Mick: I think you're a little to late for that.
(Before the Test and The Big Show get in the ring, Test pulls Teddy Long out of the ring. The Big Show gets in and tears through Shawn and Billy. He does a military press to get Billy out of the ring and then goes to work on Shawn. Nick Patrick runs to the ring to referee the match and The Big Show quickly goes for a pin. He gets the two count, but Shawn kicks out. Show tags in Test and holds Shawn. Test gets some kicks to the stomach and then hits a pumphandle slam. Billy interferes, but Show starts to get in the ring and Billy backs up. The match continues for a while and ends after Billy hits a fame-ass-er on The Big Show and Test hits Billy with a chair.)
Vince: The Big Show and Test steal another one. Billy and Shawn had the titles won, but Test used the chair to pick up the disqualification.
Mick: If I were them I'd count the number of days until Vengeance because they aren't going to survive without help.
(The camera shows The Rock and Booker T heading for the ring.)
Vince: Stay tuned because coming up next, The Rock and Booker T will put an end to the nWo madness.
COMMERCIAL
(Raw returns with Marc Lloyd backstage with Scott Hall.)
Marc: Scott, in just moments you will take on Booker T and The Rock in a handicap match, but you won't be seeing your nWo buddies at ringside.
Scott: Hold on there Chico. Who says the nWo can't come to the ring?
Marc: Mr. Flair did.
Scott: Since when do we listen to the authorities. No one can tell the nWo what to do and that's the bottom line. I'm going out alone, but I'm sure The Rock is going to find out what a force can really do. The Corporation is a bunch of trash bag monkey shits. Now I don't feel like talking to a WWF employee right now so I'm going to beat some ass nWo style.
(The Rock's music plays and he comes to the ring with Booker T.)
Mick: I can't believe they can't respect your decisions. These guys don't listen to anybody.
Vince: They'll be listening to welfare workers pretty soon.
(The nWo music plays and Hall enters the ring with Nash and Edge to back him up.)
Mick: There they are Vince. Those no good losers.
(The match starts with The Rock squaring off with Scott Hall. In a desperate attempt to get this up quick I'm going to make it short and sweet. Hall irish whips the Rock into the referee causing the ref to fall out of the ring. Nash gets in the ring and does a jackknife powerbomb. Booker tries to interfere, but Scott hits him with a chair and Edge spears him. Nash rolls the referee into the ring and Hall covers Booker T for the victory. After the match Edge and Nash spray paint Booker and Rock before hitting them with chairs and leaving.)
11:05
END SHOW
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