WWF Smackdown- Thursday December 26th
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Smackdown Preview: What kind of match will Stone Cold and Shane fight in?
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Match 1 Jerry Lynn © vs. Funaki Light Heavyweight Title |
Match 2 Mr. Perfect/Rhyno vs. Tazz/Justin Credible |
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Match 3 Maven vs. Bubba Ray Dudley |
Match 4 Kane © vs. Bradshaw TV Title |
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Match 5 Booker T vs. Kevin Nash |
Match 6 Stone Cold vs. Shane McMahon J Drunk Off Your Ass Match J |
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Commentators: Vince McMahon & Mick Foley |
Ring Announcer: Chris Benoit |
A/N: The rules for the Main Event are as follows. The two men drink beers. When one finishes they must wait for the other to finish. When one of them passes out the match is over and the winner will announce the Vengeance match.
8:00
(A video package shows the announcement of the main event and the tag team announcement. "Beautiful People" starts and the pyros fly as Smackdown begins.)
Mick: Welcome to another Smackdown ladies and gentleman. We are just three days away from Vengeance and we are all excited. Thank you all for coming tonight, just one day after my favorite day of the year, Christmas. I'm am Mick Foley and next to me is Vince McMahon.
Vince: Tonight is going to be the best night in the past month because we get to see two great things. Tonight we will see Stone Cold get really drunk AND my son Shane will pass out causing him to shut up. We're starting it out right now though with a Light Heavyweight Title match.
(Jerry Lynn's music plays and Lynn heads to the ring with his Light Heavyweight Title.)
Mick: The winner of this match will go on to Vengeance this Sunday night to battle Jeff Hardy in a ladder match for the Light Heavyweight Title. I think it's obvious who's going to win this match though. You can say that this one is already in the books.
Vince: Who do you think will win it?
(The Kaienti music starts up and Funaki heads to the ring.)
Mick: Jerry Lynn has this match won Vince. Funaki has great talent and I'll admit that, but I think his goofy antics are going to get him down in this match.
(Jerry Lynn wins by disqualification after Jeff Hardy hits him with a chair and does a swanton bomb.)
Vince: Damn it Mick I'm tired of seeing people getting in other's business.
Mick: That's how it goes Vince. Jeff wants his shot at Jerry and the Light Heavyweight Title not Funaki.
COMMERCIAL
8:20
(The nWo's music starts and they head to the ring. Shane is handed a microphone as the climb into the ring.)
Vince: Why am I not surprised that he's out here? I've got a feeling he's got something planned for his match tonight.
Shane: Over the last month you guys have experienced the new nWo. We have dragged every superstar who got in our way through hell. Now my father wants to take this all away. He's taking it away from me, he's taking it away from the rest of the nWo, and he's taking it away from all of you. You may not have figured it out, but my father is manipulating every single one of you. He's playing with your minds. Try and think of the last time that Vince McMahon did anything for one of you. When was the last time one of you trash monkeys saw my father walking the street and wanted an autograph, and he actually gave it to you. Tell me. These five men have given you the entertainment you wanted, but because of his prejudice against the nWo you have thrown us out. My father is only playing with your heads and drawing you into his grasp so he can get rid of me. He doesn't want you he needs you. Well it's to bad. The nWo isn't your regular group. We do things the way we want to. Vince McMahon does not control what we do. Tonight is my night and I'm going to celebrate. Even if I do lose my match with Stone Cold tonight you stupid fans aren't going to get what you want. He's not going to pick the match. Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to do what I tell him and he's going to listen to me.
(Hogan takes the microphone from Shane.)
Hogan: You're speaking the truth brother, but lets slow down a bit. These fans were misguided Shane. I'll bet you every single one of these dumbasses wants to be a nwoite. The only problem is your damn father is telling them otherwise. These stupid people are monkeys Shane. Instead of being out here making fun of these losers you should be in the back getting ready for what we're going to do to Stone Cold tonight. He doesn't stand a chance against you tonight and he doesn't stand a chance against you this Sunday at Vengeance. It's going to be a nWo night Sunday. Even after Big Kev and Scotty are gone you, Edge, Christian, and me are still gonna run wild brother. Your father brought the nWo into this business, but he did it to destroy this business. Well we've done it once and we're going to do it again even if it's not with Big Sexy and Scott. When you join the nWo you're nWo for life, but your father abandoned us. It's time to show your father why we're the baddest men in the business. Now that my brother is too sweet.
(The nWo head up the ramp to their music. Just as they are about to walk through the curtain they fly back. Booker T, Stone Cold, and The Rock pop out and attack Nash, Hall, Hogan, Shane, Edge, and Christian. Glass shatters and then Stone Cold, Rock, and Booker leave.)
Vince: Thank you Austin. Thank you Rock. Thank you Booker. Finally that is over.
Mick: I think we have our leader. The Corporation has just put it's self ahead just three days before Vengeance. We'll be right back.
COMMERCIAL
Vince: Welcome back to Smackdown. Vengeance is only three days away and you can tell here on Smackdown. Already tonight we've seen major moments in building up for Vengeance and we still have a lot left.
Mick: There sure is Vince and the night continues now with this tag team match.
(Mr. Perfect's music plays and he steps out on the ramp. The fans boo heavily and then Rhyno's music starts. He gets a mixed reaction from the crowd as he enters the ring with Mr. Perfect.)
Vince: I'm looking forward to seeing the hardcore match as Vengeance. Tazz and Rhyno are both great competitors and it's showed lately.
(The X-Factor music plays and Justin Credible walks through the curtain. The fans go crazy with an ECW chant. "Just Another Victim" by Cypress Hill starts and Tazz walks through the curtain. The crowd gets even louder as Tazz and Justin shake hands and head for the ring.)
Mick: I know the hardcore style Vince and it's going to be nice seeing two of the best competitors in the hardcore division going head to head.
(Rhyno and Mr. Perfect pick up the victory after Rhyno hits Justin with a chair while Mr. Perfect is distracting the referee and Tazz is laid out from a gore.)
Vince: If Rhyno can use that chair and get the gore against Tazz this Sunday then I'm sure we will have Rhyno as the Hardcore Champion.
Mick: I'm sure also Vince. Well coming up next, Corporation member Maven will go face to face with one of the other members in the Tag Team Elimination Match scheduled for Vengeance.
COMMERCIAL
8:50
(Shane is backstage with an icepack on his head. Hogan, Hall, Nash, Edge, and Christian are all in the room with Shane.)
Shane: How could you let that happen? I want you guys to make sure Austin doesn't get the victory tonight. I don't care what it takes I don't want to see that referee holding up Stone Cold's hand and I especially don't want to hear his voice when the match is picked.
Hall: Don't worry about it Shane-O. We've got the situation under control, but now I want a piece of Booker T. I want to get my hands on Booker this Sunday. It's time that da man shows what he's worth.
Shane: I'll see what I can do Scott, but we should be focusing on my head not Booker T. Nash I want you to do something for me.
(Shane whispers something into the ear of Nash and a smile grows across Big Kev's face. He then leaves the locker room and the camera cuts to ringside.)
Vince: Now what are they up to? I don't like that look on Nash's face.
(Vince grabs a microphone and speaks.)
Vince: Security, I want you to split up and fill Austin, Rock, and Booker's locker rooms. Don't let Nash get to them.
Mick: Good idea Vince. Nash looked like he could kill someone right now.
(Maven comes down to the ring to the Tough Enough Theme. The fans start a Maven chant as he climbs into the ring.)
Vince: That damn nWo isn't going to get away with this. It's time to put an end the all the crap they started.
("Turn The Tables" by Saliva starts and Bubba Ray Dudley heads to the ring. The "Maven" chants turn into "we want tables" chants.)
Mick: After this Sunday you'll have at least two members of the nWo out of the WWF. Now all you have to do is get rid of Shane, Edge, and Christian plus make sure Rock wins the WWF Title.
(Bubba Ray goes to the outside and sets up a table. The referee yells at him to get back in the ring. While the referee's back is turned Nash runs through the crowd and gives Maven a big boot. Bubba gets in the ring and picks up the victory.)
Vince: Damn it Mick. The nWo are gonna pay for this. Every time I think the situation is under control they come back to bite me in the ass.
Mick: It's time to stop the games and get serious Vince. Vengeance is right around the corner and the only way to make sure you keep things under control is to stay calm and let this run it's course.
Vince: Well at least security can leave the locker rooms now. When we come back the TV Title will be put on the line as Kane takes on Bradshaw.
COMMERCIAL
9:05
(Mark Lloyd is backstage with Booker T.)
Mark: Booker, earlier tonight you and the rest of The Corporation got revenge on the nWo for what they've done lately, and that has led to Scott Hall challenging you to a match at Vengeance. Well Booker, what's your answer?
Booker T: Hell yes he can get the Bookerman at Vengeance. That son of a bitch has gone way too far. The sucka kidnapped me and I'm gonna love payin' him back for that. Scott Hall and the nWo are gonna cry when the fans get what they want, the destruction of the nWo and the spinaroonie. Can you dig it, sucka!?
(The camera cuts back to ringside and a security guard is talking to Vince.)
Guard: Vince, when we got to Rock's locker room everything was clear, Booker T's locker room was clear, but when we got to Austin's locker room things were different.
Vince: What do you mean different? What was wrong with it?
Guard: Well, Austin was laid out on the floor with the letters nWo sprayed on his back. I found this on the floor next to him.
(The guard shows Vince a bandana with the name Hall on it. Vince tosses down his headset.)
Vince: I want you to tell Ric to call a doctor. I want to make sure Austin is ok and can go on with tonight. Get the cops down here and the security in the back. I don't want anyone associated with the nWo to leave this building. I want the sound technicians to get the sound on the microphones as loud as they can and I want a monitor along with speakers set up in every room of this arena. When Austin does out drink my damn son I want everyone to know the match that Austin picks.
Guard: Yes sir. I'll get right on it.
(The guard leaves and Vince puts his headset back on.)
Vince: This is horrible Mick.
Mick: It sure is. If Austin can't make this match then all Shane has to do is survive one beer. I'd be reading my bible if I were you.
(Kane's music plays and he walks to the ring with the TV Title.)
Vince: I don't need the bible to get my revenge. It's going to be hell for my son for the rest of his damn life.
(The APA music plays and Bradshaw heads for the ring.)
Mick: Well lets just hope things don't get out of hand here. The Undertaker IS backstage tonight, but hopefully won't get involved in the outcome of this match.
(Kane wins after a chokeslam. The match wasn't as short as before, but still a quick one. After the match The Undertaker's motorcycle is heard and Kane takes off running.)
Vince: I'm glad Kane just made it out safely. I don't think I can stand another attack tonight.
Mick: Well don't get your hopes up because I just got word from Ric Flair that Booker T is going to go one on one with Kevin Nash next.
COMMERCIAL
(Hall, Hogan, Shane, Edge, and Christian are once again in their locker room.)
Shane: Did they actually think I would send Nash to get Austin? That would be the obvious thing to do. My father never expected you to do anything Scotty.
Edge: Shane, you guys were right when you said it was gonna be a nWo night man. Nash has gotten that runt Maven, Hall got Austin, your dad's flipping out, Big Kev's about to get Booker T, and soon the WWF is going to find out that when you're nWo you're not only nWo for life and too sweet, but you also totally reek of awesomeness.
(The camera cuts back to Vince and Mick.)
Vince: Now what do they have planned. I think I'm going to be sick. I've never felt like this before.
Mick: Don't worry Vince. You've got it under control. This Sunday it will be all over.
(The nWo music hits and Kevin Nash enters the ring to a chorus of boos.)
Vince: The right man is gonna do the job to Kevin Nash this Sunday. Chris Jericho, the living legend, is going to beat Nash and end his career with the WWF.
(Booker T's music starts and he heads for the ring.)
Mick: Chris was once my partner and he definitely has it out for Kevin. It's going to be a great one.
Vince: Also at Vengeance, Booker T will take on Scott Hall, Stone Cold will take on my son Shane, and Rhyno will take on Tazz to decide the Hardcore Champion.
Mick: A big tag team match is scheduled. Albert and X-Pac, The Dudley Boys, Edge and Christian, and Matt Hardy and Maven will compete in an elimination match. Both members of each tag team must be pinned or submit for them to be eliminated. The winning team will immediately take on Test and The Big Show for the Tag Team Titles.
Vince: Jerry Lynn will be defending his Light Heavyweight Title in a ladder match against Jeff Hardy and Justin Credible will get a shot at the European Title when he takes on Mr. Perfect.
Mick: Kane will put his TV Title on the line after a month of hard work and try to overcome his brother. To top the night off though we will have a match for the World Wrestling Federation Title. Hollywood Hulk Hogan will go face to face with the great one, The Rock. Be sure to order Vengeance now.
Vince: Well it looks like everyone is ready for this match and the bell has rung.
(Nash wins after a boot to the face and a jackknife powerbomb.)
Mick: Finally we have an outcome without anyone else getting involved.
Vince: Well ladies and gentlemen coming up next we will have the biggest match of the night and possibly of the month. I have received word from the medical staff that Stone Cold is ok and will be able to drink. It's coming up next.
COMMERCIAL
9:50
(Smackdown returns with the nWo music playing and Shane on his way to the ring.)
Mick: Here comes your sadistic son, Shane McMahon, for this "drunk off your ass" match. Explain the rules for us Vince.
Vince: It's simple Mick. Each man is given a beer. They drink it and wait for the other man to finish their beer. They keep going until one of them passes out. The man who can stay conscious gets to pick the match at Vengeance.
("Glass Shatters" by Disturbed plays and Stone Cold heads to the ring.)
Mick: That doesn't seem too hard.
Vince: Actually the hard part is for the man who drinks slowest. If you take your time and the other man goes fast then the faster man has time to let it settle, but you have to finish your beer and then take another.
(Each man sits in a chair set up in the ring and is handed a beer. The both drink the first really fast and barely slow down on the next. After about 7 minutes each man has drank 5 beers. They continue to drink until they get to their ninth beer. Stone Cold is holding up, but Shane is getting a little woozy. The referee hands each man their tenth beer and Shane nearly passes out. The referee is turned around getting into the cooler to get the eleventh beers. Edge and Christian run in from the crowd with chairs and do the conchairto to Stone Cold. The referee turns around and sees Austin laying on the ground and calls for the bell. He then holds Shane's hand in victory.)
Vince: I can't believe this crap. Those dirty bastards Edge and Christian just ended this match with those steel chairs.
Mick: Well Chris Benoit just handed Shane a microphone and we're going to here the match.
Shane: I told you all I would win. I drank more beer than Stone Cold Steve Austin. This Sunday night at Vengeance when I prove that I can not only out drink him, but I can out fight him, I'm going to do it in a steel cage.
(Shane then stomps on Austin and goes to the top rope. He jumps off and hits a diving elbow and then leaves.)
Vince: Not the cage. Austin is going to have to win inside a steel cage. Will he get his payback or will he be left for dead? Find out this Sunday live on Pay-Per-View.
END SHOW
10:05
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