This fic is about me and my best friend gabbie. Beware of insanity. Gabbie helped me write it but she doesn't like fan fiction so she doesn't have an account ::glares at her::
Disclaimer: I don't own the matrix or trigun.
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Gabbie and Emmy are unsuccessfully trying to hack into furcadia.
Gabbie: Just think emmy; if we hack into furcadia we can get free wings finally.
Emmy: and portraits!
The computer flashes a blinding light and gabbie and emmy are transported into a white room. 2 starbursts are placed in front of them. A red one (watermelon) and a blue one (blue berry)
[G: there is no such thing as a blueberry starbursts]
[E: shutup! I'm writing it and I'll do what I want!]
Morpheus appears.
Morpheus: If you choose the red one you will be transported to the matrix.
They raise their eyebrows
Morpheus: The blue one will make you forget everything and go back to normal life.
Gabbie: This is so lame.
Emmy: The matrix fucking sucked.
Gabbie: I know! But our life sucks to we might as well choose the red one.
Emmy: point taken.
They tear the red one in half and eat it.
Morpheus: Your first mission..
Emmy: Mission? Screw the mission! We're in the matrix man!
Morpheus: Emmy….Gabbie….You are the ones.
Gabbie: wouldn't we be the twos?
Emmy: damn you gabbie, he's trying to speak!
Morpheus: Neo…
Gabbie: DAMNIT I'M NOT NEO AND WE AREN'T DOING YOUR STUPID MISSION!
Morpheus: I think you need to be punished…
Gabbie and Emmy: uuuuh….
Another blinding flash occurs and they appear in a desert.
Emmy: Aww. Where the hell are we now?
Gabbie: I don't know emmy.
Gabbie starts singing.
Gabbie: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING! Can you believe my name is gabbie? that's my name…gabbie. IT'S A BEATIFUL MORNING! Gabbie and emmy those are our names.
Emmy: Gabbie, just shut up
Gabbie: NO!
Kureneko-sama appears and starts talking.
Kureneko-sama: I'M NOT KURENEKO-SAMA I AM MORPHEUS.
Gabbie and emmy: O.O;
Morpheus: I have sentence you to Gunsmoke, have fun.
He disappears.
Emmy looks up to the sky.
Emmy: DAMN YOU SAMUEL L. JACKSON! I HATE YOU AND I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!
Gabbie: My names Gabbie.
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G: LA DE DA DE DA!
E: that's the first chapter. Yup.