E: Time for the 2ND CHAPTER!

G: :sarcastically: joy

Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun, although I do own a cardboard box in which I sleep in under I69.

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Gabbie: Stupid Morpheus, I hope he jokes on that damn starburst.

Emmy: Morpheus….morphine….the resemblances are uncanny.

Gabbie: I just realized that we don't look like ourselves.

Emmy: Hm. It does seem that way. And we have weapons, that we do.

They walk for another mile until coming upon a plateau.

Gabbie: It would appear we are in episode 24; Sin.

Emmy: Yes, I do believe we are, that I do.

Gabbie: Stop talking like Kenshin you fruitcake!

Emmy: Sorry, guessed it slipped. HEY VASHY IS ABOUT TO KILL LEGGIE!

Gabbie: WE MUST STOP HIM! But how?

Emmy: Simple. We beat up the villagers that are attacking dumbass millie and meryl.

They calmly make their way over to the towns people.

Gabbie: You have the right to remain violent- I meant…un-violent.

Emmy: Yeah, you might wanna stop before we hurt you guys.

The towns people stare at them

Gabbie: I don't think we're getting to them.

Emmy: Me either.

The villagers go back to crowding around the dumbassess (millie & meryl)

Gabbie slaps her head: Oi!

Emmy taps one on the shoulder and clocks him in his nose.

Emmy: Try not to kill them, you know how Vash hates dead people.

Gabbie gives one a blow to the stomach.

Gabbie: No problem here. You're the violent one.

Gabbie elbows one in the neck.

Emmy: Riiight…

Emmy shoots one in the leg.

Emmy: hehehe. Talk about a stress reliever.

The 2 girls take down the small crowd of villagers. Gabbie and Emmy 'accidentally' kick millie and meryl.

Gabbie: whoops. Oh dear, did we kick you? ::evil smirk::

Emmy: We didn't mean to…honest.

Millie: oh its really no problem, seeing as how you saved us….

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