Heeeeey, I'm baaack X3 Can't get rid of me.
I'm like that cat that wouldn't stop coming back.
The cat came back, the very next daaaaaaaay
'Thinking,' "Talking,"
:0 on with the show! ClowyCrow
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- CHAPTER 2
When I went up to the door, I went to ring the doorbell. I wasn't expecting a really hyper Bakura to jump out at me – I didn't know he was ahead of me. But then again, he was a tomb robber, probably knows a dozen shortcuts. Lucky bastard.
I jumped and fell on my ass. He laughed, and, apparently, so did Malik. Malik who was there inside with him. Apparently I was the last one to the game shop.
And, apparently, the only one that wasn't on a sugar high. 'That would change soon enough...'
"Damnit, Bakura!" I yelled, ass hurting. "I'm gonna' kill you!"
"I'd like to see you try, scrawny mortal!" He said, sticking out his long tongue like someone from KISS. (A/N: Don't own KISS. Is there anything I –do- own!?) I took a swipe at him with my arm, but he apparently had some... viper quick reaction speed I didn't know about and was inside before I knew it. Before I knew it was also before I knew that I missed.
Does Bakura have a weakness!?
I sighed, and brushed myself off. Malik followed, yelling "Ryuuji's here! Everybody run!" and then ran after Bakura into the back room.
I followed shortly after, to find Jou, Yami, and Honda doing the Can-can while singing the lumberjack song by Monty Python. (A/N: don't own Monty Python, but a few of their DVDs and a CD-ROM of the Holy Grail 3)
They were all yelling the lyrics. "I'm a lumberjack and I'm O-K! I work all night and I sleep all day!"
Yami said, "I cut down trees!"
Jou sang, "I eat my lunch,"
Honda laughed, before continuing: "I like to press wild flowers!"
Yami continued, "I put on women's clothing,"
"And HANG AROUND IN BARS!" Jou was apparently having a lot of fun. Ryou and Yuugi were splitting their sides laughing, and this was the best party I've ever been to.
The all did a little more of the can-can before Jou, in the middle, tripped over his own feet and brought the others down to the floor with him. This was followed by more laughter.
"Otogi's heeere!" Yami exclaimed. "Yay! WHUT UP!?"
"You guys are on crack!" I laughed. "Nothin' much, BRO!"
Jou wrapped his arm around Yami and then kissed him on the cheek, before yelling, "While you were gone, ME AND YAMI GOT MARRIED!" he giggled a little more, before Yami realised something.
"Ohmygod, Jou," he said, looking deadly serious. "It's our anaversary today!"
Yami and Jou started making out before anyone knew it.
"Holy crap!" I yelled. This was overwhelming. Overwhelming and funny. Even Ryou was laughing! Yuugi was just shocked, because they were –really- making out now.
"Let's sing karaoke!" Honda yelled. Yami and Jou had stopped kissing (which was a good thing, I think...) and Bakura and Malik were giggling like school girls.
"Malik has to sing! Malik Malik Malik!" Bakura yelled, pointing at Malik and making a big scene.
"Maliiiik! Yeah!" Honda clapped. "Malik has to sing!"
"Lets make him sing something by Sublime... Iunno... Date Rape...?" Bakura said, slyly.
Malik was staring at Bakura, who was smirking sinisterly and with as much amusement as something evil could do. Malik, to everyone's delight, agreed after a bunch of declining.
'Yuugi's place has a karaoke machine?' I blinked. "Why do you guys have a karaoke machine?"
"We have a strobe light, too!" Yami yelled.
"Are you queer?" I laughed. That question wasn't meant to be answered.
"No! What ever made you think that!?" he replied, glomping Jou. "Jouuu, Otogi's being meeeeeeeean! Make him stooooooooop..."
I laughed, then the music started. Before we knew it, we were half way through the song, and Malik wasn't that bad at singing. The part we could all tell he loved he sang with a lot of enthusiasim. (A/N: forgive me, I can't spell uu)
"Well, the next day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, 'She lies, that little slut!' The judge knew he was full of shit, and gave him twenty- five years. Now his heart is filled with teaaars,"
Bakura and Ryou did some... hillbilly dance that Honda joined in on. Then Yuugi. Then we were all dancing. Even me, actually. It was quite fun. It's because everyone was laughing at the lyrics. Good song, good lyrics, good friends, good party. S'all good. Ended up collapsing beside Honda, which was okay, since Honda isn't really a bad guy, he just got on my nerves every once and awhile. Competing for Shizuka...
"Do you remember swing-dancing?" Honda asked me.
"Yes. I was quite the ladies man, actually. Even got compliments from the teachers," I bragged. Just had to. It's what I do.
"Okay, then. I'll lead, since you look like a girl!" Honda laughed. "Play a song!"
"Hokey pokey!" Yami said, pressing play on the karaoke machine. No-one was singing, but oh-well. Ch-Check It Out wasn't really a bad song to swing- dance to, but oh well. (A/N: Ch-Check It Out by the Beastie Boys, who rock. LISTEN TO IT, I COMMAND IT! 0 or you will suffer my wraaaath...)
"Why are you leading!?" I yelled. Before I knew it, he was pulling me along, and I was following.
Blah. He was twirling me. The humilliation... oh god. It went something like rock-step, spin, double-spin, butterfly, hammerlock, then it was a twirl and all the fancy stuff... (A/N: I'm taking a swing-dance thing in gym. I know all the steps. Sure is fun! likes being twirled =3)
"I am the one with the clientell, they say Adrock, you rock so well..." I heard Honda hum along. Wasn't really singing along. As soon as the song ended, I kicked Honda in the shins.
"Asshole! I wanted to lead!" I yelled.
"Aww, isn't that cuuute? Ryuuji and his boyfriend are having little conflicts..." Bakura mocked. "Boku wa kimi no vanilla, eh, Ryuuji?"
I looked at him, shocked and sightly disgusted. (A/N: I advise NO-ONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 look up the English translation to those lyrics oo''')
This resulted in me backing into a corner in and rocking back and forth in a fetal position. This was going to be a loooooooooooooooong sleepover... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----
Heheheh, included some YamiJou shounen-ai! Yaaay! Even some OtogiHonda, which I think is the best stuff =D Longer chapter, too.
I'm like that cat that wouldn't stop coming back.
The cat came back, the very next daaaaaaaay
'Thinking,' "Talking,"
:0 on with the show! ClowyCrow
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- CHAPTER 2
When I went up to the door, I went to ring the doorbell. I wasn't expecting a really hyper Bakura to jump out at me – I didn't know he was ahead of me. But then again, he was a tomb robber, probably knows a dozen shortcuts. Lucky bastard.
I jumped and fell on my ass. He laughed, and, apparently, so did Malik. Malik who was there inside with him. Apparently I was the last one to the game shop.
And, apparently, the only one that wasn't on a sugar high. 'That would change soon enough...'
"Damnit, Bakura!" I yelled, ass hurting. "I'm gonna' kill you!"
"I'd like to see you try, scrawny mortal!" He said, sticking out his long tongue like someone from KISS. (A/N: Don't own KISS. Is there anything I –do- own!?) I took a swipe at him with my arm, but he apparently had some... viper quick reaction speed I didn't know about and was inside before I knew it. Before I knew it was also before I knew that I missed.
Does Bakura have a weakness!?
I sighed, and brushed myself off. Malik followed, yelling "Ryuuji's here! Everybody run!" and then ran after Bakura into the back room.
I followed shortly after, to find Jou, Yami, and Honda doing the Can-can while singing the lumberjack song by Monty Python. (A/N: don't own Monty Python, but a few of their DVDs and a CD-ROM of the Holy Grail 3)
They were all yelling the lyrics. "I'm a lumberjack and I'm O-K! I work all night and I sleep all day!"
Yami said, "I cut down trees!"
Jou sang, "I eat my lunch,"
Honda laughed, before continuing: "I like to press wild flowers!"
Yami continued, "I put on women's clothing,"
"And HANG AROUND IN BARS!" Jou was apparently having a lot of fun. Ryou and Yuugi were splitting their sides laughing, and this was the best party I've ever been to.
The all did a little more of the can-can before Jou, in the middle, tripped over his own feet and brought the others down to the floor with him. This was followed by more laughter.
"Otogi's heeere!" Yami exclaimed. "Yay! WHUT UP!?"
"You guys are on crack!" I laughed. "Nothin' much, BRO!"
Jou wrapped his arm around Yami and then kissed him on the cheek, before yelling, "While you were gone, ME AND YAMI GOT MARRIED!" he giggled a little more, before Yami realised something.
"Ohmygod, Jou," he said, looking deadly serious. "It's our anaversary today!"
Yami and Jou started making out before anyone knew it.
"Holy crap!" I yelled. This was overwhelming. Overwhelming and funny. Even Ryou was laughing! Yuugi was just shocked, because they were –really- making out now.
"Let's sing karaoke!" Honda yelled. Yami and Jou had stopped kissing (which was a good thing, I think...) and Bakura and Malik were giggling like school girls.
"Malik has to sing! Malik Malik Malik!" Bakura yelled, pointing at Malik and making a big scene.
"Maliiiik! Yeah!" Honda clapped. "Malik has to sing!"
"Lets make him sing something by Sublime... Iunno... Date Rape...?" Bakura said, slyly.
Malik was staring at Bakura, who was smirking sinisterly and with as much amusement as something evil could do. Malik, to everyone's delight, agreed after a bunch of declining.
'Yuugi's place has a karaoke machine?' I blinked. "Why do you guys have a karaoke machine?"
"We have a strobe light, too!" Yami yelled.
"Are you queer?" I laughed. That question wasn't meant to be answered.
"No! What ever made you think that!?" he replied, glomping Jou. "Jouuu, Otogi's being meeeeeeeean! Make him stooooooooop..."
I laughed, then the music started. Before we knew it, we were half way through the song, and Malik wasn't that bad at singing. The part we could all tell he loved he sang with a lot of enthusiasim. (A/N: forgive me, I can't spell uu)
"Well, the next day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, 'She lies, that little slut!' The judge knew he was full of shit, and gave him twenty- five years. Now his heart is filled with teaaars,"
Bakura and Ryou did some... hillbilly dance that Honda joined in on. Then Yuugi. Then we were all dancing. Even me, actually. It was quite fun. It's because everyone was laughing at the lyrics. Good song, good lyrics, good friends, good party. S'all good. Ended up collapsing beside Honda, which was okay, since Honda isn't really a bad guy, he just got on my nerves every once and awhile. Competing for Shizuka...
"Do you remember swing-dancing?" Honda asked me.
"Yes. I was quite the ladies man, actually. Even got compliments from the teachers," I bragged. Just had to. It's what I do.
"Okay, then. I'll lead, since you look like a girl!" Honda laughed. "Play a song!"
"Hokey pokey!" Yami said, pressing play on the karaoke machine. No-one was singing, but oh-well. Ch-Check It Out wasn't really a bad song to swing- dance to, but oh well. (A/N: Ch-Check It Out by the Beastie Boys, who rock. LISTEN TO IT, I COMMAND IT! 0 or you will suffer my wraaaath...)
"Why are you leading!?" I yelled. Before I knew it, he was pulling me along, and I was following.
Blah. He was twirling me. The humilliation... oh god. It went something like rock-step, spin, double-spin, butterfly, hammerlock, then it was a twirl and all the fancy stuff... (A/N: I'm taking a swing-dance thing in gym. I know all the steps. Sure is fun! likes being twirled =3)
"I am the one with the clientell, they say Adrock, you rock so well..." I heard Honda hum along. Wasn't really singing along. As soon as the song ended, I kicked Honda in the shins.
"Asshole! I wanted to lead!" I yelled.
"Aww, isn't that cuuute? Ryuuji and his boyfriend are having little conflicts..." Bakura mocked. "Boku wa kimi no vanilla, eh, Ryuuji?"
I looked at him, shocked and sightly disgusted. (A/N: I advise NO-ONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 look up the English translation to those lyrics oo''')
This resulted in me backing into a corner in and rocking back and forth in a fetal position. This was going to be a loooooooooooooooong sleepover... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----
Heheheh, included some YamiJou shounen-ai! Yaaay! Even some OtogiHonda, which I think is the best stuff =D Longer chapter, too.