Riley walked into the office. Little did he know he was about to
become part of the most sexually charged, homo-erotic event in the history
of mankind. He friend "Jeff" was part of an unknown organization, the
"Christmas Penguin Conspiracy." Though the name implies something ominous,
it was little more than a hardcore gay porn racket. Jeff, for many years,
at least as long as he could remember had been into having sex with men,
all kinds of men. Tall, short, black, Asian, it didn't matter, if it had a
penis, Jeff would have sex with it. So that brings us back to Riley.
Riley was straight, not like the flaming homosexual Jeff was known to be.
So when Jeff proposed Riley joined the Christmas Penguin Conspiracy, he
turned him down with little reluctance.
"You don't understand what I'm trying to accomplish here Riley," Jeff screamed.
"Oh, I understand what you are trying to do, you want me to put that banana up that donkey's ass," replied Riley
"What do you have against donkeys? Donkeys need potassium and the best way for them to get it is a banana in the butt, or don't you care about animals, maybe I should report you to the WWF," Jeff said.
Confused, and slightly turned on, Riley decided it was best to leave the situation before it got any worse. But as he left Jeff yelled.
"So what if I like to video tape this, YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!"
After Riley had gone, Jeff turned to the donkey, strongly enough named Mr. Happy Crying Asian Boy #2.1 and stuck the banana into his butt.
"Ouch that hurts, why are you doing that?" Mr. Happy Cry Asain Boy #2.1 said.
"You can talk, how!" Jeff asked.
The donkey looked at Jeff, then he turned and looked at the 20 foot painting of George Micheal having sex with Rodney King. Just at that moment, two, large Samurai Pizza Cats appeared, they were Bryan and Spencer.
"Your reign of terror ends here Jeff!" Bryan yelled.
"Boom Boom Huk Jam" said Spencer.
And just then Bryan took out his pizza stick of justice and stabbed Jeff in the eye with it.
Then Spencer woke up and realized this was all a dream.
Then a chocobo walked by.
Then Riley woke up and the world ended.
Go Communism, go.
"You don't understand what I'm trying to accomplish here Riley," Jeff screamed.
"Oh, I understand what you are trying to do, you want me to put that banana up that donkey's ass," replied Riley
"What do you have against donkeys? Donkeys need potassium and the best way for them to get it is a banana in the butt, or don't you care about animals, maybe I should report you to the WWF," Jeff said.
Confused, and slightly turned on, Riley decided it was best to leave the situation before it got any worse. But as he left Jeff yelled.
"So what if I like to video tape this, YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!"
After Riley had gone, Jeff turned to the donkey, strongly enough named Mr. Happy Crying Asian Boy #2.1 and stuck the banana into his butt.
"Ouch that hurts, why are you doing that?" Mr. Happy Cry Asain Boy #2.1 said.
"You can talk, how!" Jeff asked.
The donkey looked at Jeff, then he turned and looked at the 20 foot painting of George Micheal having sex with Rodney King. Just at that moment, two, large Samurai Pizza Cats appeared, they were Bryan and Spencer.
"Your reign of terror ends here Jeff!" Bryan yelled.
"Boom Boom Huk Jam" said Spencer.
And just then Bryan took out his pizza stick of justice and stabbed Jeff in the eye with it.
Then Spencer woke up and realized this was all a dream.
Then a chocobo walked by.
Then Riley woke up and the world ended.
Go Communism, go.