Again, the disclaimer is in Ch. One.
Shout out to Portal-girl for correcting Sanosuke and Hiei, thank you much.
By the way, this where the PG13 rating comes into effect.
Chapter 3: Pity those poor senseless thieves Pt I (On with the butt- kicking!)
"Did he just say what I think he said? asked an amused Yusuke.
"Ya know, I think he did." said an equally amused Kuwabara.
"Do people talk like that here?" said Kurama, stifling a laugh.
"Hengh, another pathetic attempt on our lives and our stuff, when will these humans ever learn?" sighed an (unsurprisingly) annoyed Hiei.
"What do you mean 'when will these humans ever learn?" asked a confused Sanosuke
"Don't you worry your pretty little head Sano; the boys will take care of everything, and then we'll see about explaining our position to you and the others."
*Hmmm, what are these people talking about, I am Kizumishi, the bandit lord feared across Japan*
"WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE BABBLING ON ABOUT, I AM KIZUMISHI, THE LORD OF THE BANDIT CLAN, KONOHAGEKURA, FEARD ACROSS JAPAN!" screamed an enraged midget, dressed in ninja style clothes that were actually five sizes too large.
"Really, well if you're so frightful, how come I've never heard of you?" Sanosuke asked harmlessly.
"Yeah, about the only reason I can think of to be afraid of you is if you tried to bite my crotch, midget, so why don't ya just bug off before we play football with you as the ball!?" exclaimed an exasperated Yusuke.
"HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME IN SUCH A MANNER, I'LL HAVE YOUR SKULL FOR A CANDY DISH" the midget screamed in an even louder voice.
"Sure got a pair a' lungs for a little guy, hey Hiei, I think we found your twin brother, he looks just like ya!" cracked Kuwabara
"Very funny you fool; maybe I should help him in making your skull into that candy dish." threatened Hiei.
"FINE THEN, IF YOU WON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY, THEN I'LL TAKE SOMETHING OF YOURS!" the midget screamed as he grabbed Yukina, and with the surprising strength that quite a few midgets actually have, he managed to carry her over a few rooftops he had jumped to before he realized his mistake: i.e. grabbing a surprised ice apparition. When the others finally jumped to Yukina's aid, all they found was Yukina still in shock of what she had done, and a curious ice statue, which on further examination proved to be Kizumishi.
"I did-di-didn't mean t-to hurt him, he just gr-grabbed m-me, and then he-he froze." Yukina sobbed miserably as she stared at the gruesome testimony to her powers.
"There, there, girl. It's alright. I probably would have done the same sort thing had he grabbed me. It's okay." Botan said as she tried to console the sad girl.
*Hmph, the man got what he deserved, but Yukina shouldn't have been the one to do it.*
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"Hmmm, so that sod of a ninja was frozen you say. Hah! good riddance, that midget always was a pain in my side. But an insult to one bandit lord is an insult to all bandit lords. Besides this should prove an interesting test of my powers, to fight the feared Yusuke Urameshi, bane of the demon world!"
Just who is this voice? Is it the Drowned Man? Or is it some other time traveler? Trust me you'll find out next time, and it shouldn't be much more than a day or two before I get another chapter up.
As always, non-plot related questions and corrections are always welcomed.
Chapter 3: Pity those poor senseless thieves Pt I (On with the butt- kicking!)
"Did he just say what I think he said? asked an amused Yusuke.
"Ya know, I think he did." said an equally amused Kuwabara.
"Do people talk like that here?" said Kurama, stifling a laugh.
"Hengh, another pathetic attempt on our lives and our stuff, when will these humans ever learn?" sighed an (unsurprisingly) annoyed Hiei.
"What do you mean 'when will these humans ever learn?" asked a confused Sanosuke
"Don't you worry your pretty little head Sano; the boys will take care of everything, and then we'll see about explaining our position to you and the others."
*Hmmm, what are these people talking about, I am Kizumishi, the bandit lord feared across Japan*
"WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE BABBLING ON ABOUT, I AM KIZUMISHI, THE LORD OF THE BANDIT CLAN, KONOHAGEKURA, FEARD ACROSS JAPAN!" screamed an enraged midget, dressed in ninja style clothes that were actually five sizes too large.
"Really, well if you're so frightful, how come I've never heard of you?" Sanosuke asked harmlessly.
"Yeah, about the only reason I can think of to be afraid of you is if you tried to bite my crotch, midget, so why don't ya just bug off before we play football with you as the ball!?" exclaimed an exasperated Yusuke.
"HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME IN SUCH A MANNER, I'LL HAVE YOUR SKULL FOR A CANDY DISH" the midget screamed in an even louder voice.
"Sure got a pair a' lungs for a little guy, hey Hiei, I think we found your twin brother, he looks just like ya!" cracked Kuwabara
"Very funny you fool; maybe I should help him in making your skull into that candy dish." threatened Hiei.
"FINE THEN, IF YOU WON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY, THEN I'LL TAKE SOMETHING OF YOURS!" the midget screamed as he grabbed Yukina, and with the surprising strength that quite a few midgets actually have, he managed to carry her over a few rooftops he had jumped to before he realized his mistake: i.e. grabbing a surprised ice apparition. When the others finally jumped to Yukina's aid, all they found was Yukina still in shock of what she had done, and a curious ice statue, which on further examination proved to be Kizumishi.
"I did-di-didn't mean t-to hurt him, he just gr-grabbed m-me, and then he-he froze." Yukina sobbed miserably as she stared at the gruesome testimony to her powers.
"There, there, girl. It's alright. I probably would have done the same sort thing had he grabbed me. It's okay." Botan said as she tried to console the sad girl.
*Hmph, the man got what he deserved, but Yukina shouldn't have been the one to do it.*
**********
"Hmmm, so that sod of a ninja was frozen you say. Hah! good riddance, that midget always was a pain in my side. But an insult to one bandit lord is an insult to all bandit lords. Besides this should prove an interesting test of my powers, to fight the feared Yusuke Urameshi, bane of the demon world!"
Just who is this voice? Is it the Drowned Man? Or is it some other time traveler? Trust me you'll find out next time, and it shouldn't be much more than a day or two before I get another chapter up.
As always, non-plot related questions and corrections are always welcomed.