Okay, forget the whole attack list thing, I finally found one on my own
(praise be to Google for saving my lazy hide, also, thanks for trying
Portal-girl and PPPPchan)., Anyway, looks like you guys (all three of you)
are in for a treat, 'cause if you hadn't already guessed, It's a new
update! Yay, yay, yay! can't you just feel the happiness? Again the real
disclaimer is in chapter one.
Chapter Four: Finally! Kenshin appears! (this is what is known as: The Happy Dance)
After Yusuke and the others finished grinding the four new bandit lords into a particularly red stain that would probably become a tourist attraction in modern times, Sanosuke decided to see about getting Kenshin and the others to meet everyone, since he knew that Kenshin would probably that not everyone was an innocent human as soon as they stepped through the doorway, and that Kaoru would probably discover some sort of clue that would make any sort of story meaningless anyway.
"I still don't think this is a good idea. If these other humans believe us, there's no way of knowing what they'll do." Hiei warned cautiously.
"Don't worry, little man. If they don't believe you guys, they will believe. Besides you could always just show them that third "Majong" eye of yours, can't you?" Sanosuke replied with every trait of innocence.
"THAT'S JAGAN EYE, YOU FOOL. THE THIRD EYE DEMON SIGHT DOES NOT TAKE KINDLY TO BEING MOCKED! Besides, after the Jagan is uncovered, I must either kill someone, or be defeated myself." screamed the little fire demon.
"Well sorry, mister triclops, I'm still kind of new this whole spirit detective thing." Sano explained sarcastically.
"Haha! Mister triclops! I've got to remember that one! Good thing I brought my notebook!" laughed a gleeful Kuwabara. Sadly for him though, Hiei had other plans.
"Write anything in that notebook and I will take my sword, shove it up you ass, twist it as fast as I can, and then hack it out through your groin." Hiei threatened in his trademark monotone voice that he reserved for just such occasions.
"Mommy" whimpered Kuwabara as he put his notebook back in his pocket.
"Hiei, don't threaten the humans, it's not polite" Botan admonished
"Whatever, 'mother.'" Hiei retorted
"Hey look everyone, we're here!" Yukina interrupted before things got anymore heated.
"Huh, looks pretty rundown for a dojo." Yusuke remarked sarcastically.
"Hmph, well if that's what you think, then no one is making you stay here, young man." A pretty woman with dark blue hair and (another) matching kimono said.
"Oh, yeah? And who might you be, lady? Nobody asked for yer opinion, ya know!?"
"I am Kaoru Kamiya, heir to the Kamiya Kashin Style (did I spell that right?), and the master of this dojo! And I'll have you know that I have enough prepubescent kids causing a problem here!" the woman screamed just as loudly as Yusuke.
"It's almost as though Yusuke is arguing with himself, only ten years older and with a sex-change operation." Kurama whispered in amazement. Kuwabara could only nod his agreement, and even Hiei and Sano couldn't contradict him.
"Is there a problem here?" a strange red headed man in (another!?) mathing kimono, cross-shaped scar on his right cheek asked (yay! Kenshin! Kenshin!). The Spirit Detective group couldn't help but notice the sword sheathed at his side; even Yusuke and Kuwabara knew that swords were illegal during the Meiji era (well, what with all the blood fighting being talked about, even they couldn't help it if their attention carried on slightly longer then necessary).
"Yes Kenshin, these ruffians insulted my dojo!" an indignant Kaoru explained.
"Yeah, well maybe if you if ya mowed the lawns and got it repainted this place wouldn't be such a freakin' eyesore!" the equally indignant Spirit Detective retorted.
"He's gotta point, Kaoru, you have kinda been slacking off on the chores lately." A new voice interrupted. On further inspection it turned out to be a young boy, only ten or eleven, with more spiky brown hair and wearing a yellow and brown kimono.
"YAHIKO, YOU KNOW FULL WELL THAT, AS THE STUDENT, THOSE ARE YOUR CHORES TO DO!" Kaoru screamed so loudly that everyone accepted a pair of the earplugs that Sanosuke began handing out.
"SOME TEACHER YOU ARE, GETTING EVEN FATTER AND UGGLIER AS I DO ALL THE WORK!!" Yahiko replied, and then he started gnawing on Kaoru's head like he usually does when he gets really angry with someone.
"Whoa, these people need to take a chill pill. Not even I can get *that* loud." Yusuke mentioned.
"Uh-huh." everyone agreed.
"At times like this it's usually best if everyone just lets Miss Kaoru and Yahiko get this out of their system. Why don't we all go to the common room so we can get better acquainted, and I'm particularly interested as to how boys like you came to be so powerful?" Kenshin suggested.
"Wha? Whoa, Sanosuke, I guess you were right about Kenshin being able to tell we were powerful." Said a surprised Kuwabara.
"Hmm, you're losing your touch Kuwabara. I could sense his energy the second he walked through that door, but admittedly, it isn't like anything I've ever experienced before. Or even heard about for that matter. He's definitely not a demon, of that I am for certain." Said a curious Hiei.
"I agree, but there is no doubt in my mind that he and his power is all just innocent strength and a warrior's talent for reading people." Surmised an equally curious Kurama
"You're right, that you are. Quite right indeed. But understand this: if I ever have reason to believe that you are a threat to any person in this dojo, I will personally make sure that you will never be able to threaten anyone again." The strange man said in a significantly more threatening tone of voice.
Even Hiei know the right response to such an obvious threat as that.
Out in the courtyard, They could still hear Kaoru and Yahiko arguing.
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"Hmmm. so they've met Kenshin Himura, the Bottosai, this *is* interesting. Mayhaps I should call upon one of my stronger lieutenants this time. Hehehehehehe."
Don't you just hate it when voices make threatening pronouncements in the dark, and then laugh evilly? I sure know I do. And then there's the matter of this stronger lieutenant. Maybe the gang will finally get to see Sanosuke and Kenshin in action, right along with us.
Chapter Four: Finally! Kenshin appears! (this is what is known as: The Happy Dance)
After Yusuke and the others finished grinding the four new bandit lords into a particularly red stain that would probably become a tourist attraction in modern times, Sanosuke decided to see about getting Kenshin and the others to meet everyone, since he knew that Kenshin would probably that not everyone was an innocent human as soon as they stepped through the doorway, and that Kaoru would probably discover some sort of clue that would make any sort of story meaningless anyway.
"I still don't think this is a good idea. If these other humans believe us, there's no way of knowing what they'll do." Hiei warned cautiously.
"Don't worry, little man. If they don't believe you guys, they will believe. Besides you could always just show them that third "Majong" eye of yours, can't you?" Sanosuke replied with every trait of innocence.
"THAT'S JAGAN EYE, YOU FOOL. THE THIRD EYE DEMON SIGHT DOES NOT TAKE KINDLY TO BEING MOCKED! Besides, after the Jagan is uncovered, I must either kill someone, or be defeated myself." screamed the little fire demon.
"Well sorry, mister triclops, I'm still kind of new this whole spirit detective thing." Sano explained sarcastically.
"Haha! Mister triclops! I've got to remember that one! Good thing I brought my notebook!" laughed a gleeful Kuwabara. Sadly for him though, Hiei had other plans.
"Write anything in that notebook and I will take my sword, shove it up you ass, twist it as fast as I can, and then hack it out through your groin." Hiei threatened in his trademark monotone voice that he reserved for just such occasions.
"Mommy" whimpered Kuwabara as he put his notebook back in his pocket.
"Hiei, don't threaten the humans, it's not polite" Botan admonished
"Whatever, 'mother.'" Hiei retorted
"Hey look everyone, we're here!" Yukina interrupted before things got anymore heated.
"Huh, looks pretty rundown for a dojo." Yusuke remarked sarcastically.
"Hmph, well if that's what you think, then no one is making you stay here, young man." A pretty woman with dark blue hair and (another) matching kimono said.
"Oh, yeah? And who might you be, lady? Nobody asked for yer opinion, ya know!?"
"I am Kaoru Kamiya, heir to the Kamiya Kashin Style (did I spell that right?), and the master of this dojo! And I'll have you know that I have enough prepubescent kids causing a problem here!" the woman screamed just as loudly as Yusuke.
"It's almost as though Yusuke is arguing with himself, only ten years older and with a sex-change operation." Kurama whispered in amazement. Kuwabara could only nod his agreement, and even Hiei and Sano couldn't contradict him.
"Is there a problem here?" a strange red headed man in (another!?) mathing kimono, cross-shaped scar on his right cheek asked (yay! Kenshin! Kenshin!). The Spirit Detective group couldn't help but notice the sword sheathed at his side; even Yusuke and Kuwabara knew that swords were illegal during the Meiji era (well, what with all the blood fighting being talked about, even they couldn't help it if their attention carried on slightly longer then necessary).
"Yes Kenshin, these ruffians insulted my dojo!" an indignant Kaoru explained.
"Yeah, well maybe if you if ya mowed the lawns and got it repainted this place wouldn't be such a freakin' eyesore!" the equally indignant Spirit Detective retorted.
"He's gotta point, Kaoru, you have kinda been slacking off on the chores lately." A new voice interrupted. On further inspection it turned out to be a young boy, only ten or eleven, with more spiky brown hair and wearing a yellow and brown kimono.
"YAHIKO, YOU KNOW FULL WELL THAT, AS THE STUDENT, THOSE ARE YOUR CHORES TO DO!" Kaoru screamed so loudly that everyone accepted a pair of the earplugs that Sanosuke began handing out.
"SOME TEACHER YOU ARE, GETTING EVEN FATTER AND UGGLIER AS I DO ALL THE WORK!!" Yahiko replied, and then he started gnawing on Kaoru's head like he usually does when he gets really angry with someone.
"Whoa, these people need to take a chill pill. Not even I can get *that* loud." Yusuke mentioned.
"Uh-huh." everyone agreed.
"At times like this it's usually best if everyone just lets Miss Kaoru and Yahiko get this out of their system. Why don't we all go to the common room so we can get better acquainted, and I'm particularly interested as to how boys like you came to be so powerful?" Kenshin suggested.
"Wha? Whoa, Sanosuke, I guess you were right about Kenshin being able to tell we were powerful." Said a surprised Kuwabara.
"Hmm, you're losing your touch Kuwabara. I could sense his energy the second he walked through that door, but admittedly, it isn't like anything I've ever experienced before. Or even heard about for that matter. He's definitely not a demon, of that I am for certain." Said a curious Hiei.
"I agree, but there is no doubt in my mind that he and his power is all just innocent strength and a warrior's talent for reading people." Surmised an equally curious Kurama
"You're right, that you are. Quite right indeed. But understand this: if I ever have reason to believe that you are a threat to any person in this dojo, I will personally make sure that you will never be able to threaten anyone again." The strange man said in a significantly more threatening tone of voice.
Even Hiei know the right response to such an obvious threat as that.
Out in the courtyard, They could still hear Kaoru and Yahiko arguing.
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"Hmmm. so they've met Kenshin Himura, the Bottosai, this *is* interesting. Mayhaps I should call upon one of my stronger lieutenants this time. Hehehehehehe."
Don't you just hate it when voices make threatening pronouncements in the dark, and then laugh evilly? I sure know I do. And then there's the matter of this stronger lieutenant. Maybe the gang will finally get to see Sanosuke and Kenshin in action, right along with us.