Hey people, it's another new chapter. Now concerning the election
for which story I'm starting next, the Yugioh/InuYasha crossover is way in
the lead with just one vote, so if you want something else from me, you're
gonna have to say so. Also since I've always wanted to incite a riot,
spread the word that poorly spelled fanfics that take months for new
chapters don't have to be the norm! This does not have to be a black sheep
in the fanfic community! Yell it in the streets! WE WANT GRAMMER THAT
DOESN'T MAKE OUR BRAIN OOZE OUT OF OUR EARS! WE WANT SPELLING THAT ISN'T ON
A FIRST GRADE LEVEL!! WE DON'T WANT CHARACTERS THAT ACT LIKE MENTALLY
CHALLENGED PRAWNS IF THEY AREN'T LIKE THAT IN THE SHOW!!! Yes my minions!
We can be heard! We will be heard! Stop encouraging writers who insist on
plots that sound like they came from a 2nd grader's daydream!
Good. Now that that's taken care of, on with the story!
Chapter Seven: Consequences (insert witticism here)
"Kenshin!" screamed Kaoru as she ran toward the fallen warrior, "What have you done to him, you beast! Oh, Kenshin!" Hiei could only look on in astonishment as the women started beating on his chest, which was actually rather comical considering that he was a good two feet shorter then she was.
"Kaoru, Kenshin is alright, he's still breathing, Hiei just knocked him unconscious. Everything is fine, so don't you worry. Yahiko! Go get Megumi, tell her Kenshin has been hurt, that ought to get her here in two seconds." Sanosuke ordered as he tried to calm Kaoru down.
"That should not be necessary, Yahiko. Yukina, Botan, and I are all trained healers, and besides all Kenshin really needs is rest, though I suppose we should do something a bout that bruise." Kurama said. Yahiko looked to Sanosuke, who just sighed and nodded his assent.
"Alright then, get to work. If there's anything you need then say the word and you'll get it." Sano said, hoping that they really could help Kenshin out.
"Kurama meant healers, not doctors. Maybe if we were dealing with a poison or a disease, we might have needed some of your help, but for dealing with a bruise, well, I'll have him fixed up before you can say "domo arigato!" Botan answered.
"Fine then, domo arigato." Sanosuke, Yahiko, and Kaoru said in unison.
"All done!" Botan chirped happily just as the three were finished, causing a particularly large anime fall-a-thon with sweatdrops aplenty for everyone.
"Now all Mr. Kenshin needs is good nights' sleep and a nice breakfast when he wakes up. Other than that, he's good to go." Botan continued as the others got up.
"Alright, fine. I guess it is rather late. Sano, put Kenshin in his room. The rest of you: we need to talk." Kaoru demanded after she had calmed down a bit. Yusuke and the others were sweating by the bucket as they thought of what might happen after she learned what was going on.
*Oh, boy. This will not be fun. I've dealt with rampaging demons and jerks capable of conquering the entire freakin' planet, so how come I just know that if it came right down to a confrontation between me and her, that I would loose, and badly. Such is the life of a super hero.* Yusuke thought dejectedly as he followed Kaoru down the hall to the common room.
"Okay, you six. Spill it. No one's ever been able to pull off such a move except Kenshin and the other masters of the Hiten-Mitsurugi Style, then shorty here does it almost instinctively. How is that possible?
After a nervous pause, Yusuke and the others told her and Yahiko the same story they had told Sanosuke and Kenshin. When they shortly came to the part about Yusuke being a spirit detective with Kuwabara being some sort of freelancer/aid sort of guy, and with Hiei, Kurama, Yukina, and for lack of a better term, Botan, were all demons and apparitions, well they had the sort of look people get when they know that what they are hearing can't possibly be true even against the face of all evidence (mainly that of Hiei's mastering the Ama Kakeru Ryu No Hirumeki and Botan's healing abilities).
"I really don't know what to think, but if Kenshin thinks we should help you, then we will. But Hiei, I really want to know how you were able to pull of Kenshin's most powerful attack, and in the same sort of circumstances that it's learned." Yahiko requested when Yusuke and the others had finished.
"Honestly, I really don't know. I had never even heard of the Hiten- Mitsurugi Style before now; my best guess is that I was extremely lucky." Hiei responded.
"Hahahahahahah, well Hiei, then you'll need to get lucky again very quickly, especially if you want to beat me!" an unseen voice threatened from somewhere in the dark outside.
"Oh, enough of this. You guys have fought enough for one day. I don't care if this is the big bad himself; I'll take care of him this time. Let it never be said that Sansuke Sagara was afraid of a challenge! Even if it is from a no doubt ultra-powerful demon bent on murdering everyone here." Sanosuke exclaimed as he got ready for a fight.
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"Hmph, Sanosuke Sagara, challenging someone so far out of his league that he has absolutely no chance of winning. What a novel concept. Hehehehhehehe."
Oy vey, it's Mister Voice in the Dark, and he's laughing again. But in all seriousness, does Sano really not stand a chance against this as yet unseen foe? Find out next time. You'll only have to wait till tomorrow, I mean presumably you people can wait that long, right? Right?
P.S. Don't forget to vote for your next story, be heard or be ignored!
Good. Now that that's taken care of, on with the story!
Chapter Seven: Consequences (insert witticism here)
"Kenshin!" screamed Kaoru as she ran toward the fallen warrior, "What have you done to him, you beast! Oh, Kenshin!" Hiei could only look on in astonishment as the women started beating on his chest, which was actually rather comical considering that he was a good two feet shorter then she was.
"Kaoru, Kenshin is alright, he's still breathing, Hiei just knocked him unconscious. Everything is fine, so don't you worry. Yahiko! Go get Megumi, tell her Kenshin has been hurt, that ought to get her here in two seconds." Sanosuke ordered as he tried to calm Kaoru down.
"That should not be necessary, Yahiko. Yukina, Botan, and I are all trained healers, and besides all Kenshin really needs is rest, though I suppose we should do something a bout that bruise." Kurama said. Yahiko looked to Sanosuke, who just sighed and nodded his assent.
"Alright then, get to work. If there's anything you need then say the word and you'll get it." Sano said, hoping that they really could help Kenshin out.
"Kurama meant healers, not doctors. Maybe if we were dealing with a poison or a disease, we might have needed some of your help, but for dealing with a bruise, well, I'll have him fixed up before you can say "domo arigato!" Botan answered.
"Fine then, domo arigato." Sanosuke, Yahiko, and Kaoru said in unison.
"All done!" Botan chirped happily just as the three were finished, causing a particularly large anime fall-a-thon with sweatdrops aplenty for everyone.
"Now all Mr. Kenshin needs is good nights' sleep and a nice breakfast when he wakes up. Other than that, he's good to go." Botan continued as the others got up.
"Alright, fine. I guess it is rather late. Sano, put Kenshin in his room. The rest of you: we need to talk." Kaoru demanded after she had calmed down a bit. Yusuke and the others were sweating by the bucket as they thought of what might happen after she learned what was going on.
*Oh, boy. This will not be fun. I've dealt with rampaging demons and jerks capable of conquering the entire freakin' planet, so how come I just know that if it came right down to a confrontation between me and her, that I would loose, and badly. Such is the life of a super hero.* Yusuke thought dejectedly as he followed Kaoru down the hall to the common room.
"Okay, you six. Spill it. No one's ever been able to pull off such a move except Kenshin and the other masters of the Hiten-Mitsurugi Style, then shorty here does it almost instinctively. How is that possible?
After a nervous pause, Yusuke and the others told her and Yahiko the same story they had told Sanosuke and Kenshin. When they shortly came to the part about Yusuke being a spirit detective with Kuwabara being some sort of freelancer/aid sort of guy, and with Hiei, Kurama, Yukina, and for lack of a better term, Botan, were all demons and apparitions, well they had the sort of look people get when they know that what they are hearing can't possibly be true even against the face of all evidence (mainly that of Hiei's mastering the Ama Kakeru Ryu No Hirumeki and Botan's healing abilities).
"I really don't know what to think, but if Kenshin thinks we should help you, then we will. But Hiei, I really want to know how you were able to pull of Kenshin's most powerful attack, and in the same sort of circumstances that it's learned." Yahiko requested when Yusuke and the others had finished.
"Honestly, I really don't know. I had never even heard of the Hiten- Mitsurugi Style before now; my best guess is that I was extremely lucky." Hiei responded.
"Hahahahahahah, well Hiei, then you'll need to get lucky again very quickly, especially if you want to beat me!" an unseen voice threatened from somewhere in the dark outside.
"Oh, enough of this. You guys have fought enough for one day. I don't care if this is the big bad himself; I'll take care of him this time. Let it never be said that Sansuke Sagara was afraid of a challenge! Even if it is from a no doubt ultra-powerful demon bent on murdering everyone here." Sanosuke exclaimed as he got ready for a fight.
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"Hmph, Sanosuke Sagara, challenging someone so far out of his league that he has absolutely no chance of winning. What a novel concept. Hehehehhehehe."
Oy vey, it's Mister Voice in the Dark, and he's laughing again. But in all seriousness, does Sano really not stand a chance against this as yet unseen foe? Find out next time. You'll only have to wait till tomorrow, I mean presumably you people can wait that long, right? Right?
P.S. Don't forget to vote for your next story, be heard or be ignored!