Ya know I really was expecting more of a
response; the only people who sent in anything was Portal-girl and Ss JK.
Heh, maybe I really did insult a lot of people, but I hardly understand how
that would make my point weaker. Oh, well. At least Yahiko gets some action
(and not that way, you pedophile sickos). By the way, we still need more
voters, or do you really want me to do a Yugioh/InuYasha crossover?
Chapter 9: Yahiko's Ryu Tsui Meichudan Sokeibu! (and they say natural child birth is the worst sort of pain a person can feel. *shudders*)
"Well, that fight was rather anti-climactic. Anyway, unless there are anymore interruptions!" Kurama yelled into the night, practically daring another demon to manifest itself, "then I think we can finally get some well deserved sleep."
"Yeah, you people can just find a room somewhere; I'll pull out the extra futons for everyone if you'll just wait another moment." Kaoru said as she went off to do just that.
And as would expected the, guys and the girls each found their own room. There were not enough for every person to have their own though, so almost everyone with Yusuke's group had to share. As would only be appropriate, Botan and Yukina paired up, and Hiei had the same room as Kurama, and Yusuke and Kuwabara were stuck with each other, against their wishes (and trust me on this, if there was any, uh, bedroom style hanky- panky, I would not know, and in the case of the guys, would not care either. I know how some of you guys may think, I've checked out the YuYu Hakusho section too, ya know, and well, suffice it to say. . . ewww)
"Come on you two, if you were actually comfortable with your sexuality, you wouldn't care if you were sleeping in the same room. Now go in there and if it really is so much of a problem, then just sleep out in the hallway, it's too late for this sort of argument." Botan admonished, though she knew that Yusuke and Kuwabara still probably would not get much sleep no matter what she said.
"Alright, then how come I can't share a room with Yukina, Botan?" Kuwabara pleaded.
"Because you are fourteen years old, and I don't want to share a room with Yusuke either." Botan said simply.
"HEY!! I heard that Botan! Not wanting me to get in a fight that's way over my head is one thing, but I won't have you insulting my personal hygiene!" Yusuke screamed indignantly.
"This from a man who obviously hasn't showered in over a week, let alone changed his clothes. Come to think of it, about the only thing you have taken care of is your hair." Hiei belligerently snickered.
"I'll have you know that there are a lot of women who happen to like my manly smell, half-pint." Said Yusuke sarcastically.
"Really? Maybe you should introduce some of them to Keiko then." Hiei replied, angry about yet another joke on his height.
"Grrrr, fine then. I'm goin' ta bed." Yusuke growled, upset about Hiei's shot at his and Keiko's relationship.
Soon afterward, everyone else was asleep as well, but Botan was right. Yusuke and Kuwabara really did stay up most of the night worrying whether they would feel something they really did not want to feel.
The next day everyone was up and since Kaoru knew that there was absolutely no way that she or Kenshin (who had, rather surprisingly, woken up with everyone else almost as though nothing had happened) could cook for ten people, so they all went to the local beef-pot joint, the Akebeko. Kenshin, as explained, was fine, but he did admit that he probably would not be up for much fighting today. Hiei could only wonder at the man's constitution, and his humility.
As is so often the case at the Akebeko, it was full of people talking, joking, and whining about how bad the government was. No one really noticed that last bit though, since they were all used to it, but Yusuke's group really didn't know what they were all complaining about, but when Yusuke was about to say something, Kaoru just pulled on his shirt and whispered "Let it go, they're just drunk, and they aren't worth causing trouble over." Yusuke, for once, listened to the voice of reason. At least until some of the more burly, drunk, and most definitely unkempt of them came over and started ogling Kaoru, Yukina, and Botan. No one but they were amused.
"Hey, hey, hey *hic*, I'ss missesssess Dojo lady! And she bought some *hic* friends too!" One yelled to his comrades.
"Yeah, whas ar pretty womenenenen like you doin *hic* here? And whas wit' all dese *hic* friends a'yors?" another thug, more drunk then the last said, eyeing Botan as he did.
"It's alright, guys. Yahiko needs the practice, and he said a few days ago that he had come up with a technique for just such an occasion." Kaoru said nonchalantly as she noticed the guys getting ready to kick some (human) ass.
"Hey, yeah, I almost forgot. This is a little something I developed for dealing with drunken idiots like these guys, but I'm gonna need a little more room, so could you guys move out of the way. . ." Yahiko explained as he slid into the main aisle.
"Alright people, you have two choices: you can leave us alone and get sobered up, or I can give you a little demonstration of the newest Kamiya-Kashin Style attack." Yahiko yelled at the (significantly larger) men as he got into a sword fighting stance and unsheathed his wooden practice sword.
"Hahaha *hic* the little shrimp's gonnanana fight us! Us! Hahahaha." Another drunkard said as he started charging towards Yahiko.
"Fine then. Kamiya-Kashin Style: Ryu Tsui Meichudan Sokeibu!" For you non Japanese speakers out their, this (rough) translation should pretty much explain everything significantly better than any paragraph I could write. Ryu Tsui Meichudan Sokeibu basically means: Dragon Mallet Hits Groin (A/N this is basically the entire point behind this chapter, stupid I know, but my juvenile sense of humor still keeps surfacing, damn it to hell. If you don't understand what I mean, then you are a women).
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the drunkards effectively turning the Akebeko into an impromptu opera house, made entirely of sopranos. Needless to say, there was quite a bit of laughter, most of which came from Yusuke and Kuwabara, though Kurama, Sanosuke, and to a lesser extant, Hiei and Kenshin sniggered.
"Awesome attack dude! Seriously! That is going on my top ten list of funniest things ever!" Kuwabara yelled as he gave Yahiko a high five.
"Hmph, I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but I think that actually does deserve to be a technique in the Kamiya-Kashin Style. You actually have been paying attention Yahiko." Kaoru said proudly, and with just a hint of satisfaction as she watched the thugs rolling around on the floor.
"Yeah, well, you were kind of my inspiration Kaoru. You always do make every training session feel like a jab to the crotch." Yahiko said smugly with a surprisingly large smile on his face, even though he was completely expecting the reaction he got.
Let us skip that part, you all know what will happen, at least if you've ever seen the show.
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"Ouch. Hehehehe."
Okay, a voice in the dark that watches its opponents day and night is one thing, but there is just something about a guy that doesn't let out a loud guffaw when another guy gets a wooden stick jabbed into his groin that just creeps me out. I guess he did let out a little weasel laugh, but that hardly counts. See ya next chapter (maybe)!
P.S. I still need more votes on what my next story should be on, just put them in the review!
Chapter 9: Yahiko's Ryu Tsui Meichudan Sokeibu! (and they say natural child birth is the worst sort of pain a person can feel. *shudders*)
"Well, that fight was rather anti-climactic. Anyway, unless there are anymore interruptions!" Kurama yelled into the night, practically daring another demon to manifest itself, "then I think we can finally get some well deserved sleep."
"Yeah, you people can just find a room somewhere; I'll pull out the extra futons for everyone if you'll just wait another moment." Kaoru said as she went off to do just that.
And as would expected the, guys and the girls each found their own room. There were not enough for every person to have their own though, so almost everyone with Yusuke's group had to share. As would only be appropriate, Botan and Yukina paired up, and Hiei had the same room as Kurama, and Yusuke and Kuwabara were stuck with each other, against their wishes (and trust me on this, if there was any, uh, bedroom style hanky- panky, I would not know, and in the case of the guys, would not care either. I know how some of you guys may think, I've checked out the YuYu Hakusho section too, ya know, and well, suffice it to say. . . ewww)
"Come on you two, if you were actually comfortable with your sexuality, you wouldn't care if you were sleeping in the same room. Now go in there and if it really is so much of a problem, then just sleep out in the hallway, it's too late for this sort of argument." Botan admonished, though she knew that Yusuke and Kuwabara still probably would not get much sleep no matter what she said.
"Alright, then how come I can't share a room with Yukina, Botan?" Kuwabara pleaded.
"Because you are fourteen years old, and I don't want to share a room with Yusuke either." Botan said simply.
"HEY!! I heard that Botan! Not wanting me to get in a fight that's way over my head is one thing, but I won't have you insulting my personal hygiene!" Yusuke screamed indignantly.
"This from a man who obviously hasn't showered in over a week, let alone changed his clothes. Come to think of it, about the only thing you have taken care of is your hair." Hiei belligerently snickered.
"I'll have you know that there are a lot of women who happen to like my manly smell, half-pint." Said Yusuke sarcastically.
"Really? Maybe you should introduce some of them to Keiko then." Hiei replied, angry about yet another joke on his height.
"Grrrr, fine then. I'm goin' ta bed." Yusuke growled, upset about Hiei's shot at his and Keiko's relationship.
Soon afterward, everyone else was asleep as well, but Botan was right. Yusuke and Kuwabara really did stay up most of the night worrying whether they would feel something they really did not want to feel.
The next day everyone was up and since Kaoru knew that there was absolutely no way that she or Kenshin (who had, rather surprisingly, woken up with everyone else almost as though nothing had happened) could cook for ten people, so they all went to the local beef-pot joint, the Akebeko. Kenshin, as explained, was fine, but he did admit that he probably would not be up for much fighting today. Hiei could only wonder at the man's constitution, and his humility.
As is so often the case at the Akebeko, it was full of people talking, joking, and whining about how bad the government was. No one really noticed that last bit though, since they were all used to it, but Yusuke's group really didn't know what they were all complaining about, but when Yusuke was about to say something, Kaoru just pulled on his shirt and whispered "Let it go, they're just drunk, and they aren't worth causing trouble over." Yusuke, for once, listened to the voice of reason. At least until some of the more burly, drunk, and most definitely unkempt of them came over and started ogling Kaoru, Yukina, and Botan. No one but they were amused.
"Hey, hey, hey *hic*, I'ss missesssess Dojo lady! And she bought some *hic* friends too!" One yelled to his comrades.
"Yeah, whas ar pretty womenenenen like you doin *hic* here? And whas wit' all dese *hic* friends a'yors?" another thug, more drunk then the last said, eyeing Botan as he did.
"It's alright, guys. Yahiko needs the practice, and he said a few days ago that he had come up with a technique for just such an occasion." Kaoru said nonchalantly as she noticed the guys getting ready to kick some (human) ass.
"Hey, yeah, I almost forgot. This is a little something I developed for dealing with drunken idiots like these guys, but I'm gonna need a little more room, so could you guys move out of the way. . ." Yahiko explained as he slid into the main aisle.
"Alright people, you have two choices: you can leave us alone and get sobered up, or I can give you a little demonstration of the newest Kamiya-Kashin Style attack." Yahiko yelled at the (significantly larger) men as he got into a sword fighting stance and unsheathed his wooden practice sword.
"Hahaha *hic* the little shrimp's gonnanana fight us! Us! Hahahaha." Another drunkard said as he started charging towards Yahiko.
"Fine then. Kamiya-Kashin Style: Ryu Tsui Meichudan Sokeibu!" For you non Japanese speakers out their, this (rough) translation should pretty much explain everything significantly better than any paragraph I could write. Ryu Tsui Meichudan Sokeibu basically means: Dragon Mallet Hits Groin (A/N this is basically the entire point behind this chapter, stupid I know, but my juvenile sense of humor still keeps surfacing, damn it to hell. If you don't understand what I mean, then you are a women).
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the drunkards effectively turning the Akebeko into an impromptu opera house, made entirely of sopranos. Needless to say, there was quite a bit of laughter, most of which came from Yusuke and Kuwabara, though Kurama, Sanosuke, and to a lesser extant, Hiei and Kenshin sniggered.
"Awesome attack dude! Seriously! That is going on my top ten list of funniest things ever!" Kuwabara yelled as he gave Yahiko a high five.
"Hmph, I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but I think that actually does deserve to be a technique in the Kamiya-Kashin Style. You actually have been paying attention Yahiko." Kaoru said proudly, and with just a hint of satisfaction as she watched the thugs rolling around on the floor.
"Yeah, well, you were kind of my inspiration Kaoru. You always do make every training session feel like a jab to the crotch." Yahiko said smugly with a surprisingly large smile on his face, even though he was completely expecting the reaction he got.
Let us skip that part, you all know what will happen, at least if you've ever seen the show.
***********************
"Ouch. Hehehehe."
Okay, a voice in the dark that watches its opponents day and night is one thing, but there is just something about a guy that doesn't let out a loud guffaw when another guy gets a wooden stick jabbed into his groin that just creeps me out. I guess he did let out a little weasel laugh, but that hardly counts. See ya next chapter (maybe)!
P.S. I still need more votes on what my next story should be on, just put them in the review!